Although my English is not good, I still barely know that the transliteration of birthday "party" is more accurate as "birthday party".

I don’t know if the monitor must be precise in everything, so she forced Zhuang Ni’s body to lie on the bed, and slapped her buttocks, giving her an unforgettable birthday “body party”.

Amy and I didn't have anything worth remembering for a lifetime. The younger a human being is, the more sleep he needs. After Amy said a few words to me, her eyelids started to twitch and she fell asleep in a daze. .

It was getting late, so I didn't insist on walking home at night, and went to bed directly in room 103 (that was originally the guest room Amy prepared for me).

The next day is Saturday. Since there is no school, the monitor and the others must have gone to bed late last night (I wonder if there was a pillow fight), so there is no need to get up too early today.

But I got up at around 5 o'clock because I forgot to turn off my phone before going to bed and received a spam text message.

After being woken up, I tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep anymore, so I simply got up and went outside the VIP building to do morning exercises.

I happened to meet 004 and 005 who were also doing morning exercises. As expected, these two bodyguards had a rather special morning exercise method.

Logically speaking, there is nothing special about dancing and doing morning exercises. The neighborhood committee aunt in my neighborhood likes to do this.

But as 004 and 005, you two are foreigners. Can't the soundtrack during morning dance exercises be more high-end and western? Can't you listen to Michael Jackson's music? Why do you use your mobile phone to play "The Most Dazzling National Style" and follow it tunelessly? Sing.

"You are the most clueless loser in Wotian. Let Wo Yongxin blow you up blind..."

Sure enough, distance creates beauty. Now I understand somewhat why Eunuch Cao, after learning a little Japanese on his own, felt that Japanese animated songs were not as good as before.

"Du, my servant didn't invite me for his birthday. He feels so melancholy..."

The rabbit drove angrily from behind 004 and 005.

The servant in its mouth, of course, refers to Gong Caicai. Gong Caicai is too polite to others and is not good at rejecting others, so the forced rabbit discovers his weakness and will give orders to Gong Caicai once he meets her.

Just then, my phone rang again, the sound of a text message being received.

I thought it was another spam message, but when I opened my inbox, I found its content to be incomprehensible:

"100 ml red wine, 50 ml white wine, 50 ml cola, two raw eggs."

Hey, what kind of remedy is this? Did I send it to the wrong person? I looked at the sender and it was not an unknown number. Instead, it was shown as "Blueprint". What is this situation? Is there a typo? "Blueprint" is Is it the correct way to write it? Could it be that Professor Bai used the yellow wind monster's mobile phone to play a joke on me.

I contacted Professor Bai on "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" and asked what the strange folk remedy he sent me was used for. Professor Bai said that he had never sent a text message and that there might be a bug in the operation of the phone, so I didn't pay much attention to it.

But that afternoon, Xiaoqin and I talked on the phone. After she told me about last night’s birthday party, the person named “Lantu” sent me another text message:

"Don't contact Bai Hefang. The formula I gave you can cure heart disease."

I was shocked. This guy obviously knew that I had contacted Professor Bai. "Fang" of course refers to Fang Xin. Moreover, neither Professor Bai nor Fang Xin knew that I had viral heart disease. This was called "Lan" But the people who pictured it knew.

Who is he? And the formula he provided is really just like what Dr. Yu said. The "Poison King" uses materials that can be found in daily life to cure difficult and complicated diseases. The main ingredient is indeed alcohol.

I called "Lantu" back, but it showed that the other party's number was empty. It seemed that he was using some kind of computer software to send me text messages, so I had no choice but to send a text message and ask:

"Who are you, why do you want to help me, and where do you know this recipe."

The other party only answered one question of mine, but just this answer was enough to make me stunned.

"I want to help you because I love you. You can trust me 100%."

No... no, who is playing this prank on me? It's possible that Xiong Yaoyue did this, tricking me into drinking the stuff and then laughing at me, but she doesn't know about my heart disease.

"You... are you a woman?"

I want to narrow it down.

Unexpectedly, the other party's answer was unexpected again.

"Is gender that important? Do you have to know my gender before you can decide whether to respond to my love? I'm tired. That's it for today. You can cure your heart disease first according to the detailed ingredients I provided. .”

Next, Lantu sent over several pre-programmed text messages, which detailed how to pair red wine, white wine, cola and eggs. It made people feel that if this was a prank, it would be too careful.

After that, no matter how many times I sent text messages, Lantu ignored me and he really kept his word.

Why does this guy care so much about gender? For someone who is not a girl but likes me, I can only think of Pentheus. In addition, he does know that I have a heart disease...

But today is not April Fool's Day, and Halloween passed yesterday. Pentheus is a person who likes to get straight to the point and will not play this kind of text message prank on me.

There was no point in thinking hard by myself. I went to the large underground laboratory in the VIP building to find Dr. Yu. I copied the formula in the text message to him and asked him to shrink it down year-on-year and conduct experiments on white mice.

"Where did you get this recipe?" Dr. Yu looked solemn. "Although the ingredients are simple, professional equipment must be used to prepare it to create a cocktail-like effect. This is indeed my senior brother's style..."

The first white mouse used for the experiment had been artificially infected with viral heart disease for more than two months. After being injected with this formula, it was cured of the disease. Even if it was stimulated with electric shock later, it did not die. heart disease.

Dr. Yu and I were both overjoyed, but we couldn't generalize. In order to prove that this formula was really effective, we had to conduct experiments on more mice, so it was a lot of trouble.

The final result: Either by injection or force-feeding, none of the fifty infected mice died, and all of them were cured of heart disease by this miraculous formula.

Dr. Yu looked at me with burning eyes. He probably felt that it was ready for human experimentation.

"It's not wrong. This must be the formula I got from my senior brother 'Poison King'. I've known about it for so long. Senior brother must have researched the antidote. He just deliberately delayed and refused to give it to you. He wants to do it now. Take it?"

Facing Dr. Yu who was obviously agitated, I calmed down a little.

Ai Shuqiao made a deal with me because the virus in my blood can provide her with materials for researching new drugs. If I drink the antidote and kill the virus, wouldn't the deal be voided? This involves Amy. Transaction.

I expressed my concerns, but after Dr. Yu tested the mice, he found that although their heart disease was cured, the viruses in their bodies were not killed and became a harmless symbiotic community in the blood. That is to say , taking the antidote will not make any changes other than curing the heart disease.

Since there is such a good thing, why wait for it? At the instigation of Dr. Yu, I picked up the "cocktail" prepared in the beaker, raised my neck and drank it all.

The strange-tasting liquid slid down my throat, and I suddenly felt as if a bucket of ice water had been poured on my shoulders, and I shivered unconsciously.

It's so itchy... Unbelievably, I feel itchy in the pit of my heart, as if it's the heart itself that's itching, and I want to take it out and scratch it.

After the itching, there was a strange feeling of coldness on the fingertips again, but it didn't last long and the coldness turned into heat again.

It turns out that the chirping mice that were injected with the antidote went through this process. Unfortunately, they couldn't speak, otherwise they could have reminded me and made me mentally prepared in advance.

"Cough, cough, cough,"

After a while of shuddering, I suddenly coughed, but along with the coughing, a sense of freedom that some kind of shackles had been broken washed over my body.

"It's definitely healed." Dr. Yu looked at me confidently, "The doctor's prescription is like a fingerprint. When I saw this prescription, I immediately felt that it was written by my senior brother... I'm afraid his formula was leaked. , you got it."

Although according to Dr. Yu's advice, I should still run on the treadmill, receive electric shocks, and read mature women's magazines to make sure that the heart disease has been cured, but I just punched "Fa Jin" into the air and found out that I had viral heart disease. Already left me.

Eighty percent of the power of Fajin is an attack that will cause blood to surge. If I was still controlled by a heart disease, 70% of Fajin would have caused my heart rate to increase and require rescue.

The viral heart disease that has troubled me for so long was cured so easily. I couldn't help but suspect that there was some conspiracy.

I immediately asked Dr. Yu to check the composition of my blood. After various analyses, it was found that it was the same as that of a white mouse. The composition had not changed due to the cure of heart disease, and the transaction with Ai Shuqiao could continue.

"Dr. Yu, can you keep it a secret from Ai Shuqiao and not say that my heart disease has been cured?" I asked Dr. Yu without high hope.

Unexpectedly, Dr. Yu agreed readily, "Okay, anyway, this is not the key to your deal, and I recently received an unexpected income, so I am not particularly anxious to ask Ai Shuqiao to allocate funds to me."

It turns out that the man whom Dr. Yu treated in Angola, whose whole family was killed by a landmine, became prosperous and became a warlord after he realized that "everything is the government's fault" and joined the anti-government guerrillas. , now thinking of the benefits of Dr. Yu, I gave Dr. Yu many large Angora diamonds, hoping that Dr. Yu could go over and serve as a military doctor for him.

"After my friend in the United States helped me sell the diamond, my research funds became temporarily abundant, so I plan to do something I like to do. It's a bit troublesome to always follow Ai Shuqiao's instructions..."

Hey, after working for a long time, we failed to bribe Dr. Yu. Did Dr. Yu bribe himself? Although once funds are short, Dr. Yu will have to listen to Ai Shuqiao's orders, but it is always good news.
Chapter completed!