【912】 Electric Eel Cat
I did nothing else all Sunday except perform functional tests on my heart.
In order to avoid being regarded by outsiders as a mentally ill person suffering from ADHD and taking blood injections, I closed the curtains in advance.
Aiming at the sandbag hanging in the bedroom, first 200 jabs, then 50 uppercuts, as well as kicks, split kicks, Arhat Renwang Fist, Mongolian Baji Dao, go to hell, you scumbag.
"Xiaolin, do you want to have a heart-to-heart talk with me?"
Dad heard my call through the door and thought I had encountered something annoying outside and was venting my anger.
"No, I'm fine."
After beating the sandbag, I did another 100 squats and 100 push-ups until I was sweating profusely and lay on the bed unable to move anymore.
It’s okay. The reduction in exercise over the past few months does not seem to have greatly reduced my physical fitness. The most important thing is that after my stress test, it can be confirmed that the viral heart disease has been completely cured.
Of course, strictly speaking, although the heart disease is gone, the virus in the blood is still there, but it will no longer have an adverse effect on me.
When I went to school on Monday, I couldn't hide my excitement and smiled all morning.
"Is there any happy event for classmate Ye Lin?" Xiao Qin, who was sitting next to me, asked.
Of course there is a happy event, because my heart disease has been cured, but I have never told you that I have had a heart disease, so it is not convenient to tell you now that I have been cured. I can share the joy with the monitor, but That way, the squad leader won't be particularly accommodating to me. Should I hide it from the squad leader for a while longer?
People are always in high spirits during happy events. Today I not only helped Niu Shili get the teaching aids for physics class, but also helped the first-year students remove the basketball stuck between the basket and the backboard. I even competed with Xiong Yaoyue on who can rush to the canteen first.
"What on earth are you doing?" The monitor finally noticed my abnormality. She lowered her voice and said to me, "Aren't you afraid of having a heart attack? I finally suspended your duties as a sports committee member..."
"Yes, I have a heart disease."
It was okay if the monitor didn’t remind me. As soon as the monitor reminded me, I immediately grabbed the clothes on my chest and looked in pain:
"I accidentally exercised too much, and my body felt so uncomfortable..."
As he spoke, he tilted his body and fell towards the squad leader, which was exactly the same as the movement Amy made when she fell onto me on Halloween.
Unbelievably, the squad leader actually ducked away. Instead of helping me, he ducked away.
Why, even if you are afraid that others will see you gossiping and dare not use your elastic body to cushion me, you should at least give me a hand out of humanitarianism. Fortunately, I react quickly, otherwise my head would hit the wall. A big bag was knocked out.
"Your heart disease is cured, right?" The squad leader, who sided away from my impact, his long hair gradually returned to its normal state, "When I saw you entering the classroom this morning, your expression was very energetic, so I had this suspicion. …Now it seems that is indeed the case.”
"Hey, how do you know that?" I was confused. "I did run and jump a lot today, but it doesn't prove that I have mental illness... No, my heart disease has been cured."
The squad leader crossed his arms and tilted his head back to look down on me better.
"For a detective, the truth requires many clues to complete the puzzle, and the fact that you just pretended to have a heart attack is the last piece of the puzzle."
"Don't I pretend to be different?" I twisted the chest of my school uniform's sports top into a swirl shape.
"Hmph, not to mention that when you pretended to have a heart attack, your lips didn't turn blue at all. The most important thing is that the heart should be on the left side. Isn't it too fake that you grabbed the right side of your chest?"
Damn, I really grabbed the wrong chest, because racing with Xiong Yaoyue consumes a lot of oxygen. Now I am in the oxygen supplement stage, and the workload of my lungs is a bit heavy, causing a slight burning sensation, so when I pretended to have a heart attack, I subconsciously grabbed my right breast.
It was such a disastrous failure. When I got carried away, my IQ plummeted. I probably won’t be able to correct this weakness in my lifetime.
"Well, the heart disease is indeed cured..."
Both the stolen goods and the stolen goods were taken away, so I could only tell the squad leader the truth.
Of course, I didn’t say anything that was not necessary for the squad leader to know. I just said that Dr. Yu finally found a specific medicine to cure me after painstaking research, and then he was very happy to cure me.
"Are you completely okay?" The monitor, who kept his distance from me, seemed a little indifferent from his stance, but his tone was very caring.
"It's completely fine. I tested it myself at home yesterday. Now it's no problem even if I go to participate in a triathlon immediately, hahahaha."
I might look like an idiot when I try my best to show off in front of the squad leader.
"Then it's better to be cautious." The squad leader calmly advised, "It's best to suspend the duties of the sports committee for a while, and wait until your physical condition is stable before making arrangements."
At this time, the class bell rang, and the monitor couldn't say anything more to me, but when she walked away from me, I found her hand on her chest, as if she had breathed a long sigh of relief.
At noon, I led Xiaoqin to have a tooth ceremony at the snack street, but I found the monitor and Gong Caicai appearing at the door of the self-service bank. The monitor was withdrawing money from the ATM machine, and Gong Caicai looked around nervously.
Did you stop by to get some money after the meal? I vaguely heard that the squad leader was planning to cook a sumptuous banquet to celebrate my recovery from a heart disease. So now are you withdrawing money to buy raw materials? There is no need to spend money. You really want to give it to me. If you want to cook, you can go to Amy's VIP building, where you can use all kinds of high-end ingredients.
"It would be great if I meet an ATM robber." Xiao Qin said without any malice, "In that case, if I subdue the robber, classmate Ye Lin will award me a star."
"Don't be so arrogant. You haven't seen the ATM robbers for more than a month. How could it be the squad leader's turn to withdraw money..."
"Help, someone is stealing money."
A middle-aged woman's urgent cry for help suddenly rang out among the crowd.
No, just as Cao Cao and Cao Cao were about to arrive, a robbery took place in broad daylight at an ATM cashier office adjacent to the squad leader and the others.
A middle-aged woman in gorgeous clothes took a thick stack of money and put it in her bag. She was walking slowly around. Unexpectedly, a pale and extremely malnourished robber rushed beside her and snatched the bag away. Come over and run staggeringly into the alley.
From the looks of it, he must be a drug addict. He takes risks because he has no money to take drugs. No matter whether it is in a crowded place or not, he grabs money when he sees it. When he has money, he goes to buy drugs.
Whenever I hear the news about young people with great prospects whose lives are ruined by drugs, I always feel that Officer Ma and their work are very valuable, so even if Officer Ma is not so friendly to me, I still "adults have a lot" often Don't argue with him.
"Robbing money, please call the police for me, my mobile phone is also in that bag."
The furious middle-aged woman pointed at the drug addict's fleeing figure and shouted to the crowd of onlookers.
Her eyes fell on Gong Caicai, who was nearest. She must have seen the mobile phone in Gong Caicai's hand, so she used her fleshy double chin to signal Gong Caicai to call the police. However, Gong Caicai had just witnessed a robbery. The whole process of the crime happened. At this time, I was scared out of my wits. I was trembling all over and didn't know what to do.
"Class, monitor..."
The squad leader just turned her back to the outside. When she turned around after withdrawing the money, the robber had already run away.
"Yes, it is located in the snack street behind No. 28 Middle School. The prisoner is of medium build, wearing dark blue clothes, and has a very pale complexion. I don't know if he is holding a murder weapon."
The squad leader helped call the police immediately. She did not reluctantly chase the drug-addled robber who might have jumped over the wall. After all, she had not officially become a police officer and did not have police tools.
But Xiaoqin laughed out loud behind me, "~\(≧▽≦)/~Long live, it's finally my turn to show off my skills."
"Don't do anything stupid." I wanted to call Xiaoqin, but she swayed and chased towards the alley where the robber disappeared. I had no choice but to follow her.
"Ye Lin, what are you and Xiaoqin going to do?"
At this time, the squad leader also noticed that we were nearby and did not approve of our reckless and courageous behavior.
"Yes, yes, yes, hurry up and get the bag back for me." The middle-aged woman shouted behind me, "You don't have to use the things inside, the bag is more valuable, and I will get a reward for bringing the bag back."
Hey, could it be the legendary LV (pronounced "donkey") brand bag? It seems that there are quite a lot of rich women in Dongshan City.
I followed Xiaoqin into the alley, twisting and turning, but saw no sign of Xiaoqin. Instead, I saw the LV bag discarded on the ground.
The robber didn't know what he was selling. He actually took away the cash and threw away the more valuable LV bag. But it could also be that he didn't have a way to sell the stolen goods and was in a hurry to buy drugs, so whether it was an LV bag, a mobile phone or cosmetics, he just took it with him. Lost it on the ground.
Worried that something might happen to Xiaoqin, I picked up the LV bag and continued to chase her. It wasn’t that I wanted to get the reward from the rich woman, but if the robber showed his weapon, I could use this expensive bag as a shield. .
But I came a step too late.
When I saw the robber at the corner, he had already fallen to the ground, half of his shirt was taken off, and his sleeves became ropes that tied his hands behind his back. I don’t know if it was because of Xiaoqin’s iron fist or because of drug addiction. , he looked like he was frothing at the mouth and losing consciousness.
Xiaoqin was sitting on a low wall next to her, dangling her legs, as if taking down a robber was an easy and enjoyable routine. A pile of stolen money was placed on the wall.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... As the saying goes: A good man protects three villages, a good dog protects three neighbours. Although I am a cat, I feel good about punishing evil and promoting good. More importantly, Ye Lin's classmates awarded me a star ah."
Halfway through her words, she suddenly covered her neck and screamed "Oh!"
"What's wrong with you?" I was shocked. "Did you get injured in the fight?"
However, Xiaoqin's expression soon returned to normal.
"Hey, it's not that I was injured. I wore a lot of clothes in the autumn and there was static electricity on my body. I accidentally electrocuted myself."
Chapter completed!