"Hmph, you are obviously thinking too much, and you are still pretending to be sanctimonious." Amy said to me contemptuously, "Listen to Pooh's report, you once touched Gong Caicai's breasts on the toilet mountain, with both hands With the memories of her breasts in mind, why don’t you compare them with me to see what real high-quality breasts look like?”

"It's not Toilet Mountain, it's Cuisong Mountain. Although there are indeed toilets on the mountain... but would you Americans name a mountain 'WC Mountain'? Moreover, what happened to Gong Caicai was purely accidental and an unfortunate accident." I retorted, not very confidently, "I had a bit of heat stroke at the time..."

"Ah, the weather is so hot, I must have heat stroke..."

As Amy spoke, she fell on top of me, pushed out her small breasts as hard as she could, and bumped headlong into me.

"Heat stroke, sister, it's already November."

Before Amy hit me, I put my arms around her waist and put her whole body on my left shoulder.

Regardless of Amy's resistance, I stood up from the ground with her soft body on my shoulders and sent her to the pink single bed in my bedroom.

"It's 10:10 now, it's time to go to bed."

I gave orders to Amy on the bed with the dignity of an elder brother.

"I just finished watching a horror movie and couldn't sleep, so you sit by the bed and stay with me."

"In this case, why don't you watch horror movies? If you think about it carefully, you are only 12 years old. There are no horror movies suitable for you. Are there no horror movies rated less than 13?"

"What's wrong with being 12 years old," Amy protested, "Don't look down on me just because I'm only 12 years old. Do you know that in Batman, the first-generation Robin was working at the age of 9, and the second-generation Robin Bin died at the age of 13."

Don't compare yourself to the characters in superhero comics. Moreover, the first generation Robin (Dick) later stopped serving as Batman's assistant and became "Nightwing" on his own. He was a follower at the age of 9 and can still be regarded as... An inspirational story, but the second generation Robin (Jason) was killed by a clown at the age of 13. Is there anything worth comparing with?

Amy and I discussed the topic of superheroes again after the zombie apocalypse. At the same time, the birthday party for Zhuang Ni was still in full swing (the specific situation was relayed to me by Xiao Qin the next day).

In order to ensure the "surprise" effect, after the venue was decorated at Gong Caicai's house, it was Gong Caicai who made the invitation call to Zhuang Ni.

"My parents are on a business trip, and I feel lonely at home. Can you, can you spend Halloween with me?"

According to the explanation provided by the loudspeaker, Gong Caicai spoke into the receiver extremely nervously, while the others held their breath to avoid Zhuang Ni hearing any clues.

But Zhuang Ni immediately noticed the abnormality in Gong Caicai's tone.

"The monitor is here too, and who else is there? If there are no boys, I will go there."

Now that it had been discovered, the squad leader could only tell the truth, making sure that there were no male animals in Gong Caicai's house, and it would be a veritable "girls' night". Only then did Zhuang Ni put down her guard, say hello to her family, and come out. .

Even though the "surprise" was gone, the "party" was still a "party". Even though Zhuang Ni didn't have the consciousness of being the protagonist today, she couldn't stand everyone's hard and soft tactics and did many things that were impossible to do normally.

For example, they put on the cardboard crown that came with the cake (produced by the squad leader), blew out the candles and made a wish secretly (it didn’t seem to be a benevolent god), and even participated in a cake fight (initiated by Xiao Qin).

"Zhuang Ni, what wish did you make?" Xiong Yaoyue asked while clearing away the cakes on the floor with the monitor, "Isn't it like Gong Caicai, wishing for world peace?"

Zhuang Ni's face darkened, "I hope that the wishes of those who wish at the same time as me at this moment will not come true."

That's not a wish but a curse. Do you have any grudge against someone whose birthday is on the same day as you?

"Why can't you be more cheerful?" Xiong Yaoyue frowned and said to Zhuang Ni, "If you were as cheerful as me, the squad leader wouldn't worry about you and throw a birthday surprise party for you. At least he should also do it for you. Just let me do it."

"Because there is no hope in the world." Zhuang Ni's eyes were filled with gray like spider webs, "All good things will eventually dissipate..."

"Just like the remaining half of the cake." Xiong Yaoyue continued, "But it was because Xiaoqin deliberately tripped you, that's why you buried your whole face in the cream. Every injustice has its own debtor. , you can settle the score with Xiaoqin, it has nothing to do with the world."

"Nonsense, I obviously didn't mean it." Xiao Qin protested from the side, "And the birthday person should have cake all over his face. This is common sense."

"Your statement is obviously intentional." Xiong Yaoyue's hair was still stained with cake crumbs, "Why did you start throwing them around indiscriminately again, so that everyone had to take a shower..."

Zhuang Ni gave Xiao Qin a meaningful look. Xiao Qin later analyzed that Zhuang Ni didn't get angry because of the cake throwing thing because she got the opportunity to take a bath with the squad leader and Gong Caicai. The bathroom of Gong Caicai's house It is very large. Although it does not have a solid gold faucet like Amy's bathroom, it is still quite high-end. If both the shower and bathtub are used, seven girls can clean their bodies together.

The bathing process of the "Seven Fairies" seemed to be quite joyful, but Xiaoqin did not elaborate on it to me. She was busy comparing herself, Zhuang Ni and PHS to see who had the smallest breasts here.

After cleaning up the remains of the cake, everyone began to discuss the topic of fairy tales. The reason was that they saw stickers of "Alice in Wonderland" in Gong Caicai's bedroom.

"Caicai, don't just love the whole story because there is a rabbit in that story." Zhuang Ni patted Gong Caicai on the shoulder sincerely, "Lewis Carroll, the author of "Alice in Wonderland" is a famous Pedophile, he wrote that book to seduce the little neighbor girl..."

"How, how could this happen?" Gong Caicai, whose childhood was ruined, was helpless.

"Authors and works should be treated separately to a certain extent." The squad leader, who has no special research on the history of fairy tales, can only comfort Gong Caicai in this way, "Good people can write bad stories, and bad people can also write good stories." , as long as the fairy tale itself is good..."

"Few of the widely circulated fairy tales in the world are good fairy tales." Zhuang Ni explained with thick dark circles under her eyes, "'Cinderella', 'Sleeping Beauty', and 'Snow White' are the original versions of these three fairy tales. The stories are all terribly dark, do you want to hear them?"

"I want to hear it, I want to hear it." Xiong Yaoyue opened her eyes curiously, while Gong Caicai, who was afraid that her childhood would be ruined again, covered her ears desperately.

"In the original "Cinderella", after Cinderella put on the glass slipper and won the favor of the prince, she took revenge on her stepmother and two sisters who bullied her. The two sisters were pecked blind by birds. Not to mention, how to deal with Stepmother, Cinderella used the lid of the wooden box to crush the stepmother's neck. It was a very special killing method..."

"That's not right." Xiong Yaoyue ignored the trembling Gong Caicai, "In the version of "Cinderella" I watched, the stepmother was punished by wearing hot iron shoes and dancing to death."

Zhuang Ni spread her hands and said, "In short, Cinderella is a ruthless professional killer. At least her imagination in killing her enemies is no less than Daji's."

"As for "Sleeping Beauty"... this story is adapted from the 1634 Italian fairy tale "Sun, Moon and Thalia", originally written by Giambattista Basil. In the story, the prince's kiss failed to destroy Sleeping Beauty. Waking up from his deep sleep, the prince did what most dirty men would do, he made the sleeping beauty's belly bigger and then patted her butt and left..."

"I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen anymore." Gong Caicai covered her ears and rushed out of the room, "Give me my childhood back."

"Actually, I sometimes feel that we should read less fairy tales." Xiao Qin held her chin thoughtfully, "I heard from Amy that many little girls in the United States got infected from kissing amphibians after reading the story "The Frog Prince" Parasites…”

Zhuang Ni seemed to be addicted to the story and continued: "The original version of "Snow White" is darker than all fairy tales. Snow White was not persecuted by her stepmother at all. The queen was her biological mother. Snow White was punished for committing adultery with her father. The queen was banished after finding out, and then had an affair with the seven dwarfs, and the prince was a necrophiliac. He found that Snow White, who died after eating a poisoned apple, came back to life, and she was very unhappy..."

"That's enough." The monitor glared at Zhuang Ni, "Originally, today is your birthday, so even if you behave slightly out of line, you should be accommodated, but it's too much for you to let Caicai ruin her childhood one after another. Not only Caicai, but also Caicai. Even my childhood..."

"Zhuang Ni lied." The well-informed PHS pointed out, "Among the three stories she told, one story was not the original version, but an adaptation by later generations."

"Ah, then there are still two original versions." Big Speaker was surprised, "Western fairy tales are really pornographic and violent. Look at China's Kuafu Chasing the Sun and Jingwei Reclamating the Sea. They are so inspiring. One is Running towards the sun. In my youth, one is planning to permanently solve the irrigation problem..."

"Are you willing to lie in order to ruin Caicai's childhood?" The monitor couldn't restrain his anger and grabbed Zhuang Ni's arm and pulled her to the bed.

"Among the entire junior high school class (3), you are the only one who is the most disobedient. What kind of new life will everyone have after graduating from junior high school? I am the most worried about you. Someone should wake you up."

While talking, the squad leader held Zhuang Ni face down, raised her right hand high, and then lowered it heavily.

"ah."

The monitor lifted up Zhuang Ni's skirt and spanked her.

"Squad leader, what are you doing?" Zhuang Ni struggled to get up, but the squad leader, who thought he was enforcing justice, received an extra boost in strength and completely suppressed Zhuang Ni.

"Ah." "Ah."

Several more times. Although I didn't see it on the spot, I can imagine that Zhuang Ni's butt was spanked red.

"Wow, it's so exciting, I should take a photo as a souvenir." Xiong Yaoyue quickly took out her mobile phone.

"Put your phone away, or I'll spank you too later." I don't know if the squad leader remembered the embarrassing incident of being spanked by me. In order to teach Zhuang Ni a lesson, she mercilessly spanked her on her birthday. Zhuang Ni was spanked about ten times on the buttocks, which made her hands numb.

"Are you going to tell any dark fairy tales from now on?" the squad leader asked sternly while teaching Zhuang Ni.

"There is no light in fairy tales..."

Zhuang Ni still wanted to talk back, but then Xiaoqin came over and asked:
Chapter completed!