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【820】 Assassin

I was so shocked that the class monitor publicly proposed to me in front of several classmates in the computer classroom. I was so shocked that I could hardly take care of myself.

Although the weather is getting warmer again today, the class monitor is still wearing his school uniform, instead of changing into shorts and hot pants like Winnie did.

For the squad leader, the school uniform is similar to her "uniform". Depending on the season, she will choose to wear blue and white sportswear in spring and autumn, or a long shirt and skirt in summer.

She is not like many girls who dislike school uniforms and sportswear because they are not good-looking, nor is she afraid of wearing summer school uniform skirts like Gong Caicai.

Now, the school uniform that was a bit too big for other girls was worn on her body, and it was stretched to the limit by her tall body, making it look a little smaller.

The school uniform was obviously designed to cover up the figure, but it failed to show off the curves of the squad leader's waist. Combined with the long black hair bathed in the afternoon sun, it revealed a leadership style that was somewhere between capable and chic.

In this situation, if I were Guo Jingming, I would definitely raise my face and blurt out:

"The sun is so strong...you are so tall."

But after all, I am also the second tallest in the third grade of junior high school (Niu Shili has to straighten his back to be one millimeter taller than me), so this scene in the brain theater will not appear. In the second screening room of the brain theater , the weird scene of Guo Jingming holding two swords, rolling in mid-air with the help of a three-dimensional maneuvering device, shouting "All giants must die" with blood and tears on his face, was also discarded by me as redundant data.

I was completely stunned as if I had been struck by lightning. In an instant, I was thinking about so many random things that had no boundaries. The squad leader was a little impatient.

"Didn't you say you wanted to help? Why are you so stunned?"

Seeing that I didn't respond to her proposal, the monitor was neither nervous nor shy. Instead, he urged me strangely:

Nonsense, how should I react? Do you want to say "I do"? I remember that even if a woman proposes, she should kneel on one knee according to the standard. Monitor, you are doing hygiene and proposing at the same time. What kind of trouble are you doing? Are marrying me and cleaning out the lockers in the computer room two things of equal importance?

Thank you for being able to say these three words "marry me" without blushing. Why should I marry you? On the contrary, you promised in a text message on your mobile phone that you would marry me when I come back alive.

"What's wrong with you?" Seeing my uncertain expression, the monitor was a little worried that I was having a heart attack.

"I thought nothing would happen if I asked you to bring me a clothes hanger... It doesn't matter."

Super... super cheating, monitor, did you say "Give me the hanger"? Monitor, you don't play like this, are you worthy of my psychological struggle like the waves crashing on the shore, are you worthy of fighting hard in the theater of my mind? Yao Ming's Guo Jingming? The reason why Yao Ming retired due to a fractured left foot must have been caused by this battle.

Quickly apologize to me, apologize to the clothes hanger, and apologize to Shanghai, where your parents worked and gave birth to two "pearls".

Before the monitor and I could continue our conversation, Zhuang Ni, dressed in pure black, came in from the door of the computer room. When she saw the two of us standing very close, she immediately showed an expression of disgust.

Next, Xiaoqin and Pooh, Big Speaker and Xiaolingtong, Eunuch Cao, Mu Zhongming, Niu Shili and others also came in one after another, and my conversation with the squad leader was interrupted midway.

In fact, there was nothing to talk about. I was just being sentimental and misheard "Give me the hanger" as "Marry me."

After the computer class (also known as the self-study class) started, the monitor was pestered by Zhuang Ni and sat down with her. If she didn't sacrifice herself, Zhuang Ni would change her goal and pester Gong Caicai.

The monitor sat far away from me, but several girls sat in a row on my right. From closest to farthest from me, they were: Xiaoqin, Pooh, Big Speaker, and PHS.

"I have to go home on time after school today, otherwise my mother will not let me go." Xiaoqin said to me dejectedly, "It seems that I can't go to see sister Amy with you tonight..."

"It doesn't matter, I'm watching him." Pooh patted his chest and said, "I won't let Ye Lin have a chance to get distracted."

After deciding what to do after school, Xiaoqin and Pooh discussed the follow-up plot of "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love".

"Cthulhu...since he can be sent back to the anorectal hospital with a bullet from a cross-eyed killer, it shows that his strength is not very good. How can he deal with the alien Zerg invaders by himself?"

Pooh held his chin and said worriedly.

It was you two who made Cthulhu's combat power to 5 without authorization. He is an evil god. His chrysanthemums can't even withstand bullets. What kind of evil god is he? One of the entrance exams for promotion to an evil god is to use chrysanthemums to block bullets. , Cthulhu, the top student among the evil gods, definitely possesses the skill of "one chrysanthemum can stand a test, and ten thousand people can't break it".

As gossip experts, Da Xiaoba and PHS had already heard about Xiao Qin's online comic series and were quite willing to join in the fun.

"Xiao Qin's cartoons are so funny. I almost choked while eating meat buns while reading them yesterday," said Da Xiaoxian.

If you are reading the content of the last few episodes, then the scenes are basically all in the anorectal hospital. It’s a shame that you can enjoy watching such a plot.

"Have you heard that we're going to fight aliens next?" PHS frowned, "According to the settings you gave Cthulhu before, he probably can't win alone. He must have helpers."

Not to mention being a helper, Cthulhu had an affair with his secretary, the mother goddess Hydra, and his cuckolded father god Dagon was so angry that he hired an assassin to assassinate his boss, and his team was about to fall apart. , there are no outsiders who will lend a helping hand.

Xiao Qin also raised the same question, and admitted that she had not read much of the Cthulhu Mythos, and basically just borrowed a name and made it up. It was very difficult to design a reasonable helper.

"There is no need to design new characters." PHS said decisively, "The most reliable way to tell a story is to use as few characters as possible. It is not difficult for Cthulhu to survive the crisis in front of him. He only needs to say a word. You can restore your relationship with Father God Dagon and unite your team to face the outside world."

"That's bullshit." Weinique didn't believe it at all. "Men are very angry when they are cuckolded. One sentence can turn things around."

I, Xiaoqin, Pooh, and Big Speaker all held our breaths and stared at the smug-looking PHS, wanting to know her answer.

"Humph, that's not easy. As long as Cthulhu says affectionately to Dagon: 'Actually, the person I love is you,' everything will be fine..."

PHS, you've had enough. You've been doing it for a long time to let Cthulhu and Dagon have sex. You can't say enough about your rotten girl character. Mr. Ke's integrity has been lost. Not only did he reach out to his female subordinates, but also his male subordinates. Don't let it go either.

Regarding such an outrageous idea, Xiao Qin actually blinked and said in surprise: "Everyone is so awesome. They have awesome ideas one after another. No wonder some people say that stories come from life..."

"What the hell..." Pooh scratched the hair on the back of his head sheepishly, as if Xiaoqin was mainly praising her.

"It's decided." Xiao Qin clenched her hands into fists, her eyes full of passionate pride that "I am determined to be the Pirate King."

"Let Cthulhu and Dagon have sex. I'm worried that there is no love triangle in the work. In this way, the three people who are full of love can work side by side to fight against the hateful Zerg invaders. Already."

"Didn't you originally plan to draw a girl's love comic?" I complained, "The current work is not suitable for girls, not even for evil gods. If the real Cthulhu reads this comic, You will definitely be so angry that you will have blood in your stool."

"This is a roundabout way to save the country." Xiao Qin pouted, "When I finish drawing this interstellar war-themed work, I will draw real girl comics and let everyone worship me."

It has become an interstellar war theme again. From the office romance of the evil god to the anti-alien invasion war, the theme has changed a little faster. What has not changed is the painting skills that are as terrible as ever...

After school, the monitor hurriedly rode his bicycle home again. According to the information I got from my encounter with Shu Zhe on campus, the monitor has been either asking his mother to comb his hair or having long conversations. In short, he is very attached to his mother when he comes home. I'm so clingy that when I'm with my mother in private, it's as if my mental age suddenly becomes smaller.

"Your mother is back, but you don't seem as happy as your sister."

I asked Shu Zhe, who had just entered the second grade of junior high school and was chewing gum in his mouth.

"Anyway, I will leave after staying for two days, and you didn't bring me any special gift back."

Shu Zhe is as supercilious as ever, making me want to beat him up, but considering that he now has an additional identity as a transvestite, tonight I will meet "Xiao Hong"'s suitor while watching Amy play games. One of them, Fan Chuan, did not discipline this shameful younger brother on behalf of the squad leader in order not to cause any trouble.

I walked into the gate of Qingzi Academy with Winnie. Now we don't need the cover of school uniforms and can enter casually. After all, Xiaoqin's uncle is the chairman of Qingzi Education Group, and the security guards have no reason to look for them. uneasy.

After entering the VIP building and greeting 004 and 005, Pooh ran to the team activity room on the second floor to warm up. At this time, Amy and Pentheus had not returned from the set, and the French chef was also preparing dinner. middle.

Naturally, I took this opportunity to go to Dr. Yu for a routine physical examination, and as agreed with Ai Shuqiao, I donated some blood as research materials.

There was no one in the infirmary, and there was no one in Dr. Yu's room. I found the rabbit patrolling back and forth in the corridor, and asked it where Dr. Yu had gone.

"Beep, the second master is doing research in the basement. If you need to see him, please first use your mobile phone to obtain permission to meet."

The rabbit said to me through the loudspeaker without any expression.

I called Dr. Yu’s mobile phone, but couldn’t get through. In fact, Dr. Yu didn’t have a mobile phone. He used modified Google multimedia glasses to answer the phone. I don’t know if his phone is turned off now or the signal in the basement is not good enough.

"If the phone can't get through, I'll go down to the basement and talk to Dr. Yu in person."

Although it was not necessary, I explained it to Bitu.

"Beep, Bitu's wheels can't move on the steps. Master No. 3, please take the freight elevator down to the basement with Bitu."

Bitu said once and led the way, leading me to the location of the freight elevator, which was very secluded.

The interior of the elevator is a bit old, but it is quite spacious, three times larger than an ordinary elevator. The animal cages in the basement must have been transported down through this elevator.

Bitu used his own clamp to press the button on the underground floor, and the elevator door slowly closed, and the momentary feeling of weightlessness came as expected...

"Beep," the rabbit's eyes, embedded with LED lights, suddenly began to flash wildly. Its hemispherical head rotated 180 degrees, looking back at me in an awkward and weird posture, and raised the clamp in the opposite direction. Lift it up, and the round hole in the center of the clamp exposes the tip of the anesthesia needle.

"Du, if we deal with you here, it won't affect other people."

===Divider line===

In terms of popularity rankings, there was a ranking change in Group A. Xiaoqin's party official account "Qinyi" voted for 420 VIPs, 30 chapters, and 71 convex votes for Xiaoqin, which allowed Xiaoqin to further shorten the gap between the squad leaders, but The squad leader's party still occupies the first place, and the change in ranking does not occur between the squad leader and Xiaoqin.

The sudden rise is Gong Caicai. The book friends "Hera's Third Reich" and "Ts Tokisaki Kurumi" on the mobile site have always supported Gong Caicai, and they are also joined by the book friend "caphoto" who ranks third on the main site's flower list. Through retroactive voting, all 2,906 flowers that were not previously included in the statistics were voted for Gong Caicai, allowing Gong Caicai to surpass Pooh and become fourth on the popularity list.

If it weren't for the 50 VIP votes in "Ahri Jianghu", then Amy would have been surpassed by Gong Caicai. Even now, Amy is only 5 votes ahead of Gong Caicai.
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