【821】 Lightning Flint
In the freight elevator leading to the underground floor, Bitu used the anesthetic needle launcher system to target me.
What's going on, robot rebellion? Are you controlled by Skynet and want to fire the first shot against humanity?
Soon enough, the first shot of the anesthesia needle fired by the rabbit had already shot out of the firing hole of its clamp. As expected, it was aimed at my right thigh, deliberately avoiding the vital point.
Doesn't it want my life? It seems that the program is not completely out of control, but as its third owner, how can it suddenly attack me? This is not the same as it attacking homeless people on the street. ah.
At that time, it was ordered by the No. 1 owner Amy to go to the street to buy potato chips. The homeless man wanted to smash the rabbit and sell it for scrap metal. In order to protect himself and complete the mission of the No. 1 owner, the homeless man killed him. ,,But I did not attack Bitu. I neither attacked Bitu nor threatened the interests of Master No.1 Amy and Master No.2 Dr. Yu. Why should Bitu attack me?
While doing rapid calculations in his mind, he turned his body to the left, trying to quickly dodge the anesthesia needle.
A beat slower.
The speed at which Bitu fires an anesthetic needle is such that 90% of humans can't dodge it. Last time, Xiaoqin relied on her own quick reaction and used a towel as a prop to intercept the anesthetic needle that was shot at me. (Does Xiaoqin count? Humans are still open to discussion)
Although the freight elevator is spacious and larger than the study room of an average home, it is very narrow when used to avoid gunfire.
Even though I was wearing a pair of rubber-soled sneakers, which had strong grip and fast starting speed, it was still a beat slow.
The sharp anesthetic needle pierced my jeans diagonally, and then, under the action of inertia, it rolled and fell behind me, hitting the stainless steel inner wall of the freight elevator.
It wasn't a complete hit, but the trace amount of anesthetic was already stained near the pocket of my jeans. According to common sense, my nerve sensitivity must have decreased.
In the end I was fine.
Ever since I ate the blue morpho butterfly, just like Duan Yu ate the red clam, I have become invulnerable to all poisons. No matter it is croton arsenic, arsenic sulfate, aqua regia, it will not hurt me at all. Next, I only need to do it again If you learn Lingbo Weibu, you can go to Dali and become the emperor...
Well, actually, I was bragging above. I had some diarrhea today after eating in the cafeteria. The reason why I didn’t fall down despite being hit by an anesthetic needle was because of the yellow wind monster cell phone in my trouser pocket. Give it to me. Made a shield.
Unfortunately, it was just a phone with a screen reinforced by Dr. Yu. If it were a Nokia phone, I would have been afraid of what I would do, so I would just take out the Nokia and throw it at Pitu, and it would be completely destroyed.
"Beep, the WIFI transmitting antenna has been turned off. Please do not resist, otherwise you will only have 10 minutes left in your life..."
Bitu had no expression on his face and threatened in a flat tone.
"Dead robot, stop shooting at me." I yelled in the closed elevator, "I am your third master, you cannot violate..."
Before I finished speaking, another anesthetic needle came. This time I was prepared. I dwarfed and seemed to fall forward, but in fact I used the shortest path to avoid the anesthetic needle.
With a "pop" sound, the anesthesia needle hit the inner wall of the elevator hard, and sparks were generated between the needle tip and the stainless steel inner wall.
Dodging the anesthesia needle at this distance was like dodging the rubber bullets of the riot police. I shouldn't have been able to do this like Xiaoqin.
But you can't know where the riot police's rubber bullets will be fired next, but I can roughly guess where on my body the next shot of the anesthetic needle will be aimed.
The attack on my right thigh just now was blocked by the cell phone in my trouser pocket, so this time it should be attacking my left thigh instead.
I was deceived.
When Dr. Yu was doing my physical examination, he once boringly talked about the basic behavior pattern of rabbits, always choosing the "best plan", then the "second best plan", and so on.
A robot is a robot after all, and rarely surprises me, so based on its attack criteria of avoiding my vital parts and trying to make me unconscious, I guess it will still target my left thigh next time.
Sure enough, the next anesthetic shot arrived as scheduled, coming towards me who was kneeling on one knee and deliberately selling the flaw in my left thigh, with a sound that broke through the air.
How can humans lose to robots? How can I be anesthetized by you without knowing why?
With this unwillingness to admit defeat, I used my hands and feet to roll forward on the spot. While avoiding the anesthesia needle, I also moved close to the cylindrical body of the rabbit.
The anesthesia needle was like an arrow leaving the string. Like its predecessors, it came into close contact with the inner wall of the elevator, making a scratching sound that made people's teeth hurt.
It only took 45 seconds from the time the rabbit started attacking until I rolled to its side.
After many tests, I can suppress viral heart disease for 3 minutes under heavy physical exercise, which means I have 135 seconds left to waste.
However, Bitu only has one shot of anesthesia needle left. Its maximum ammunition capacity is 4 rounds, and it has fired 3 rounds just now.
"Beep, please don't resist. The elevator door has been sealed by the rabbit. If the rabbit is damaged, the humans in the elevator will die in 10 minutes because they cannot get the WIFI signal and their vitality will be exhausted..."
"Fuck your WIFI signal."
Bitu carefully calculated the aiming position and launch timing of the last anesthetic needle, but I would not wait for it to calculate the result. After I rolled forward, I jumped up from the ground like a carp, and before I landed, I jumped directly Powerful and heavy spinning kick.
This was my first actual fight since I suffered from viral heart disease. Because the fighting blood in my body had been suppressed for too long, I unknowingly used all my strength.
The action of dodging the anesthesia needle was inspired by Xiaoqin's body skills. Rolling forward on the ground was a flexible use of the "Yin Yang Sanshou Technique". Finally, the spinning kick that leaped into the air, There's a bit more of the charm of Auntie Ren's bone-breaking flying kick...
It was done in one go and it was so smooth. I don’t think even if Bruce Lee did this set of moves, he wouldn’t be able to do it better than me.
"Crack,."
The head of the rabbit was like an upside-down wok, and I kicked it away.
"Beep, beep, beep, beep,."
The head of the rabbit was like a flying saucer in a low-budget science fiction movie. It collided back and forth with the inner wall of the elevator three times, and then spun on the ground like a top for a long time before finally stopping.
The two ears (transmitting antenna and receiving antenna) were unsurprisingly shattered, but the head itself had no obvious deformation. It was probably made of different materials.
"Hahahaha, you have seen it." I stood firm and said proudly, "This is the power of human beings. My Daxueshan sect's decapitating kick method is beyond your calculations."
Then his expression changed and he asked sternly: "Tell me honestly, why did you attack me? Have you been hacked? Did Zhuang Ni ask you to do this?"
Now that Ai Shuqiao and I have reached an agreement, Zhuang Ni is probably the only one who has the motive to murder me, but she doesn't understand the procedures...
The reason why I spoke to the rabbit with its head on the ground is because its head has a backup independent power supply, so even if its head falls off, it can still make sounds.
At this time, the LED lights in its eyes were beating fiercely.
"Beep, the opponent's threat value has increased. We must protect the second master. Bitu will not give up..."
"What, what is the relationship between attacking me and protecting Dr. Yu? You have short-circuited it, and even if you don't give up, you are now dead, what can you do to me..."
"Poof", I suddenly felt a sting in my buttocks, and before the sting occurred, I heard the familiar sound of an anesthetic needle being fired.
Bitu, your grandma is a bear. If you lose your head, you can still control your own body. I was so careless that I turned my back to Bitu’s headless body, and now I got a needle in my butt.
Before all the anesthesia needle was injected into the muscle, I pulled out the anesthesia needle as fast as human beings could and smashed it hard on the ground.
But it was too late. A strong feeling of sleepiness came over me. I covered my head and slumped down on the felt floor of the elevator. I probably needed to take a nap...
I don’t know how long it took, but I struggled to open my eyes under the illumination of a shadowless lamp, and found myself lying on the operating bed, covered with a white sheet, and Dr. Yu announced to me with a very reliable smile:
"Congratulations, your gender reassignment surgery was very successful..."
Success, sister, I was so angry that I jumped off the operating bed, wanting to grab Dr. Yu’s chest and ask what was going on.
But before that, I still touched my crotch to make sure that my friend was still there, and then I felt relieved.
He subconsciously looked around and barely recognized that he was in the basement of the VIP building. However, compared to the last time when the decoration was halfway through, the basement had completely changed and it could be used as both a medical research laboratory and a mechanical engineering facility.
The place where the research room is located.
Take the operating table as an example. There are 6 robot arms installed on the side of the bed. They look like those from a car production line. It feels very strange. It seems that this operating table is not used to save people, but to use it.
Come to perform physical transformation on people.
The rabbit with its head missing was placed on the engineering assembly platform outside the glass door. The power was turned off, as if it had fallen into a deep sleep.
"How long have I been unconscious?" I asked.
"Only 15 minutes, you pulled out the anesthesia needle in time."
"Why are you attacking me?"
"Because you are an animal rights activist..."
"Ah," I couldn't understand. "It's a robot. Even if I prefer animals, it doesn't have to attack me. It's just Obama peed on it. It doesn't have to hate me when I accidentally participated in a traffic stop to rescue a dog."
Wujiwu, use anesthetic needles to deal with me."
"It has nothing to do with dogs." Dr. Yu waved his hand, "The cause this time is rats. Do you remember those white rats used for drug experiments?"
"Remember, weren't they used as guinea pigs for me to study the antidote? It is said that the death rate is quite high..."
"Yes, as I expanded the scale of the experiment, the mice simply died in batches. Then when I entrusted 004 and them to dispose of the corpses of the mice, people from Qingzi Academy saw it, and then..."
"Then what happened?" I scratched my head and asked, "The corpse of the white mouse is not a human corpse. Is there a 'white mouse man' in Qingzi Academy who wants to avenge the white mouse and want me to pay for the blood debt? Blackmail
Chapter completed!