After dinner, Xiaoqin and I came out of the cafeteria together and saw Pooh playing football with the boys on the playground.

The passing Chinese teacher coughed heavily, and Pooh looked in his direction in confusion, and then said hello with a playful smile.

In fact, what Old Man Zhang meant was: Didn't you say you were on your period? Why are you so happy playing football?

I suddenly saw a large black-gray beetle flying out of the flower bed, swooping towards Xiaoqin like a bomber.

"Watch out for bugs."

Just when I was about to say that, I recalled that I had just promised Xiaoqin that in order to reduce the fright, I should use "Wim" to refer to the beetle, so I planned to shout: "Wim is flying over."

But in front of me was Pooh playing football. I couldn't control my tongue for a moment and said directly: "Be careful, Pooh is flying over."

Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, and then found a big beetle flying above her head. She immediately squatted on the ground in fear, holding her head with her hands in defense.

"Classmate Ye Lin, please protect me~~~~(gt;_lt;)~~~~"

Pooh on the other side also stopped the ball at his feet, turned around and asked in surprise: "I can fly, where is it, and when did I learn it."

I waved my hand to drive the big beetle away, and then Xiaoqin stood up from the ground shivering.

The reason why I don't catch the bugs and crush them to death is because I think their internal organs are disgusting. However, as a disciple of Mr. Bei, I have even swallowed blue Morpho butterflies alive, so I don't really care. I'm just too lazy to wash my hands today.

I explained to Pooh why I called the big beetle "Wim". Pooh suddenly understood, but he frowned and said:

"In this way, there is one more thing that can easily be confused with me. First there is Zhuang Ni, and now there is Wim. I wonder why it is so difficult to use the nickname 'Pooh'."

"It's actually not that easy to confuse." I put forward my own point of view.

"Tch." Pooh curled his lips, "You said it wrong yourself, and you said it's not easy to confuse. In two days, everyone will spread the news that 'Pooh' in Twenty-Eight wears black stockings every day, and Twenty-Eight The 'Pooh' in the movie was strangled to death by the campus boss, because in order to protect Xiaoqin, you must have strangled the bug to death..."

"Hey, strangling an insect and strangling a female classmate are not the same thing, right? And do you think Zhuang Ni's wearing of black stockings can be transferred to you? Your skin is already wheat-colored."

"That's impossible to say." Because the weather was hot today, Pooh put on his shorts and shorts again, exposing his thighs without shame.

"My skin is tanned to a wheat color, and there are sun marks dividing lines, so it's okay to say that I have black silk. Oops, I actually have more and more in common with Zhuang Mu..."

It's not much at all, and that's Zhuang Ni, not Zhuang Mu. The easiest person to confuse the name is yourself, you Wimney Zhuang Yuexiong.

Pooh worriedly discussed with us for a while what to do if the stupid thing Zhuang Ni did was blamed on her. I think it was Zhuang Ni who was afraid of confusion, because the stupid things Pooh did were more complicated than Zhuang Ni. Much more.

Like juggling on the edge of the sports field, using a half-full bottle of mineral water as a bench, almost blowing my anus out, or tying my shoelaces too hastily, tying the shoelaces of both feet together, and I just start running. I fell down and gnawed my shit, then I lifted my bruised face from the cement floor, and I still smiled brightly...

Finally, the topic returned to bugs. Pooh gave Xiaoqin an idea. If you want to train yourself not to be afraid of bugs, you can catch bugs and put them in a transparent glass bottle. Look at them every day. Once you get used to them, you won't be afraid anymore. .

"No." Xiaoqin shook her head and said, "If this continues, I will become even afraid of glass bottles."

"Xiaoqin, you have to be strong." Pooh shook Xiaoqin's shoulders excitedly, "You are so afraid of bugs, what if the earth is destroyed by "Alien", "District 9", "Dark Super SWAT Team", "StarCraft" The Zerg inside has been captured, how are you going to survive?"

"Can you live without being afraid of bugs?" I couldn't help complaining, "The examples you cited, except for "District 9", all the bugs in it can eat people."

"Alas." Pooh raised his arms sadly, "If you're not afraid of bugs, when the bugs invade, you can fight them with a submachine gun. If you can't beat them, you can surrender. As long as they don't eat me, I'll give it a try. If you give me something to eat, I will accept you as a waiter."

As for moral integrity, you are ready to be a traitor to the earth. And being a waiter for the Zerg is not that easy. If one day you spill juice on a guest, you will definitely change from a waiter to a signature dish immediately.

Maybe the menu at the Zerg restaurant says something like this:

①Human BBQ pork buns

② Husband and wife’s lung slices

③Beijing Roast People (Guaranteed not to use genetically modified humans)

④ Orleans roasted thighs (choose from Asian, African and European varieties)

⑤Waiter (please take it by yourself and do not dirty the floor)

Just as I was doing the theater in my mind, imagining that Pooh, who was working as a waiter, was caught and eaten by alien bugs, Xiaoqin and Pooh suddenly changed the topic and talked about the follow-up plot of "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love".

"Xiaoqin, I have an idea." Pooh said with great energy, "Didn't you say that after Cthulhu returned to the anorectal hospital, it would be difficult to write the plot? Why don't we let the alien Zerg invade the earth, and then Cthulhu Then you can fight them as the protector of the earth."

Your sister, Cthulhu is an evil god. He is probably from an alien planet. The alien Zerg are his fellow villagers. Why does Cthulhu protect the earth? Moreover, Xiaoqin’s comics have changed from romantic comics to funny ones. It’s a comic book, and with the plot of alien invasion, is it going to turn into an interstellar war, or is it going to turn into a battle for supremacy among the strongest in the universe like Super Saiyans?

"A good idea is a good idea..." Xiaoqin said, "I really can't think of the plot after episode 5, but I can't draw bugs. If I draw those lifelike bugs on paper, I will be confused." I was also frightened."

Can you please remove the four words "lifelike"? The bugs you drew, Cthulhu, Dagon, Hydra, the doctor at the Anorectal Hospital...are basically the same shape. Readers have to go through some small parts (such as Tentacles, beards) or guessing through the plot, you can finally know what you drew.

"It doesn't matter, I have a way." The very reliable Pooh came up with another idea, "Xiaoqin, do you know that in H comics, a black bar is often used to cover the male organ..."

Why are you bringing this up now? I know you have not only watched H comics but also porn movies, but there is no need to show off in front of Xiao Qin.

"So." Pooh shook his head and said like a dog-headed military strategist often seen in costume dramas, "Xiao Qin, you just need to draw a black strip to cover the bugs. At most, write a white word 'worm' on the black strip, and everyone will It’s understandable that the Zerg are attacking. If the H-comic can do this, we can do the same.”

"Hey, is this okay?" Xiaoqin opened her eyes wide, "Pooh, you are so smart. Now you don't have to worry about the plot of Chapter 6."

What you need to worry about is the IQ of the two of you. Are you sure that the thick, black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by readers as "Zerg attack"? Aren't they not an attack by "male organs"? .

Cthulhu, who is shaped like a potato and has octopus tentacles all over his face, is already extremely obscene. Let him fight with countless big black bars... What a horrible scene this is. Please apologize to the readers who are about to hurt your eyes. , apologize to Lovecraft, the founder of the Cthulhu Mythos, and apologize to the "God of Comics" Osamu Tezuka. Not only are you sorry for the people above, you are also sorry for the author of H comics.

Putting aside the exchange between Teacher Shuiqin and her assistant Winnie, we had our first computer class in the afternoon since the third grade of junior high school.

There is also a computer class once a week in the third grade of junior high school, which is very strange. I don’t know if it is because the art and music classes have been cancelled, so it is specially arranged this way in order to give everyone some time to rest and relax.

According to Liu Badshui, when Class 2 was taking computer class, the teacher told them: "It doesn't matter if you have a rest or go to the school intranet, as long as you don't say anything that affects other classes."

In addition, he specifically pointed out: "The computer classroom is equipped with cameras. Don't watch innocent movies, you know? Boys are not allowed to watch, and girls are not allowed to watch either."

I complained privately to another teacher: "Students today are really different from before. When I was in class, I actually found some girls watching pornographic movies on the computer and watching them with gusto. How can I take care of this?"

The girl you caught watching porn in computer class couldn't be Pooh, right? In the second semester of her second year of junior high school, she would sometimes find a remote seat alone. Could it be that she was doing that?

When I walked into the computer classroom, there were not many people there. There were only a few top students lying on the table doing exercises. The monitor also arrived first.

After a summer vacation, the storage cabinet in the corner of the computer room was very dirty. The squad leader couldn't stand it and was cleaning it on a voluntary basis.

The squad leader opened the cabinet door and wiped the dust. I saw several white coats hanging in the cabinet with a lot of dust on them.

I heard from my dad that computers in the early years were expensive to build, and the thing that computers were most afraid of was dust, so you had to wear footwear when entering the computer room, and some even required you to wear a white coat, which is similar to the need for a protective cover when using an iPhone.

Nowadays, computers are cheaper and more resistant, so it doesn't matter anymore. Everyone usually wears casual clothes to come to the computer room for class, but there are still a few white coats from the past hanging in the storage cabinet.

The monitor took out his white coat, held it up in the sun, and wiped it gently with a paper towel. He made sure to keep them spotless so that he could attend class with peace of mind.

I felt that I just looked inappropriate and should help as much as I could, so I walked over, put my hands in my trouser pockets, and asked pretending to be relaxed:

"Sir, squad leader, I see you are tired alone. Do you need any help? If you need any help, just tell me..."

The squad leader turned around, hesitated for a moment, then nodded slightly, stretched out a hand to me, and said calmly: "If you want to help, marry me."

What, what, monitor, what are you talking about? My heart rate is too fast. Please don't launch a surprise attack on me, okay?

The computer classroom is not empty. Aren't you embarrassed to say this in front of others? When did you become so direct, monitor?
Chapter completed!