"I hate it~~~" Xiaoqin said pretending to be angry, "Today you asked me to call you brother, but tomorrow you should ask me to call you daddy."

"Eh." I even said my last words, but I didn't react for a moment.

Xiaoqin's hands held up in front of her chest were clasped together, and her ten fingers were twisted back and forth.

"Pooh is right, classmate Ye Lin is really a pervert, maybe the world's number one pervert."

Who is the world's number one pervert? Don't talk about it like you are proud of it.

"So, as the world's most perverted girlfriend, it's impossible not to improve your level of perversion..."

What is the level of perversion? In addition to CET-4 and CET-6, does the state also issue assessment certificates for CET-4 and CET-6?

Xiaoqin's tone became a little sad.

"Obviously, in order to please classmate Ye Lin, I have endured my nausea and studied some super H comics downloaded from the Internet several times, but I still can't keep up with classmate Ye Lin's level of perversion... I didn't work hard enough."

If it's disgusting, then don't read it. Some pornographic comics with extremely heavy taste are not even for a masturbating boy like me, let alone a nymphomaniac girl like you who didn't know what "playing the trumpet" was not long ago.

Xiaoqin's hands were clenched together into fists in a praying position, as if she hoped that the following words would be heard by God.

"I will work harder to fully satisfy Ye Lin's abnormal needs, so..."

"So instead of calling me brother, you can call me dad. If classmate Ye Lin hears me calling you this, it will give you extra pleasure..."

Tears welled up in my eyes again because of my grievance.

"However, I will satisfy classmate Ye Lin in everything. In exchange... please at least let go of our future children."

This request is made to me very seriously and urgently.

Damn, I'm so angry that I'm vomiting blood. I asked you to call me brother because it came from the death wish of a great sister-in-law. Such a noble thing has been misinterpreted by you into my perverted needs... Who wants to suppress you at the same time? , while asking you to call me brother and daddy.

I like my sister, not just to listen to my sister panting in bed.

Moreover, it actually goes a step further and thinks that I will become a "ghost father" in the future and have perverted desires for my daughter.

"Shut up," I said angrily, "How could I do this to my own daughter..."

"Not even my son." Xiao Qin interrupted me excitedly, "Although classmate Ye Lin is bisexual, giving birth to a boy is just as dangerous as giving birth to a girl... But classmate Ye Lin, please hold back, no matter what tricks you try. , please come to me, the mother."

Whose mother are you? Don't sound like you are a married woman. Three months ago, you didn't even have the capital to be a mother.

And are you still worried about something so far away? Aren't you already determined to push me off the cliff and end my short and sinful life?

The evidence is that, you raised your hands to the height of your chest and never put them down, but now they are separated from each other, with your palms facing outward in a gesture of pushing someone.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin raised her hands higher, put them together around her mouth in the shape of a trumpet, and shouted to the mountains in the distance with all her strength:

"Ye Lin, I like you..."

The echo echoed in the valley for a long time, and I was stunned for a moment.

Does the so-called "doing shameful things in a place where no one is watching" refer to this? But if you shout so loudly, it will be embarrassing for other students to hear you.

"Let Dashan testify, I will love classmate Ye Lin for the rest of my life..."

This seems to be a scene that once appeared in shoujo comics, swearing to the valley or something... Xiaoqin must have found this behavior very romantic.

"Not only do we want to spend this life together, we also want to be together in the next life. When we die, we will travel to the fairy tale world together. I am the little cat and classmate Ye Lin is the big dinosaur..."

There is no room for you, a saber-toothed tiger, in the fairy tale world. Please let Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Tom and Jerry, and Popeye escape.

And why am I a big dinosaur? Dinosaurs in fairy tales must be villains. Also, why do you, a cat, want to live with dinosaurs? You must know that birds are the descendants of dinosaurs, and cats are birds. Our mortal enemy, you are the one who is plotting evil against our descendants.

After shouting out the above speech with a red face and a heartbeat and breathlessness, Xiaoqin took a breath and shouted to the mountains even more shyly:

"I have decided that in order for classmate Ye Lin to always like me, whether it is a chrysanthemum or a plum blossom, whether he calls me brother or dad, I will satisfy him, as long as he is willing to carry me on his back and walk with me in the fairy tale It would be nice to travel the world.”

Don't talk as if the fairy tale world really exists, and what are plum blossoms?

"ah."

Suddenly a gust of mountain wind came from behind and blew off Xiaoqin's straw hat.

Xiaoqin's short, silky hair is fluttering in the wind. Is it my imagination? It seems like her hair is longer.

Watching the straw hat falling to the bottom of the cliff, Xiao Qin had no intention of saving her. Looking at her eyes with a mixture of surprise and joy, she seemed to think that this was a manifestation of the mountain god who wanted to take away one of her belongings as a certificate and would be responsible for it. Supervise whether her vows are fulfilled seriously.

This kind of embarrassing oath with the words "chrysanthemum" and "call daddy" appears. Don't leave it to the supervision of the mountain god. Will you come back one day to fulfill your vow? Put your hands together and say to the mountain:

"I have definitely given the kind of flowers I mentioned last time to classmate Ye Lin. Although it hurts, it will be fine if classmate Ye Lin is happy... In addition, I found that classmate Ye Lin is more interested in calling me 'Dad' than calling him 'Dad'." He likes the way I call him 'brother'..."

In order to avoid the above-mentioned wish-fulfillment scenario, I sat down and made a lightning-fast move, and with a "pop" sound, I accurately grabbed the brim of the straw hat.

I felt scared after I grabbed it. This was a cliff. I would feel dizzy just looking down. It was a place that triggered my fear of heights. Although the movement of grabbing the straw hat was small, it made me break out in a cold sweat.

"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm so touched." Xiaoqin rushed forward, knelt down on her knees to be at the same level as my face, and then hugged me while crying and laughing.

"For my straw hat, I risked falling off the cliff."

Well, there is no need to be so excited. Although I am quite scared myself, there is still a long way to go before falling off the cliff.

However, it turns out that I was wrong... Xiaoqin didn't want to die for me, but wanted to shout an oath to the mountains opposite. Although it was a very shameful oath in every sense, I can still feel it. She likes my infatuation.

Ah, it's so difficult to deal with. In the psychological struggle just now, I have already decided to treat you as my sister. How can I downgrade you to a "girlfriend" now?

Yes, in my psychological scale, "sister" is a higher level existence than "girlfriend", because what I can tolerate with my sister may not be tolerated with my girlfriend.

Although the normal upgrade route for "girlfriend" should be "wife" → "child's mother"... What's wrong with upgrading to "sister"? You clicked the wrong skill point.

Anyway, with mixed emotions, I put the straw hat back on Xiao Qin's head, and, mainly as an elder brother, I patted the top of the straw hat affectionately.

Xiaoqin's eyelashes were trembling slightly, as if she was afraid of being beaten, and as if she was enjoying it very much, she closed her eyes tightly and enjoyed my patting.

Then a butterfly followed the breeze and landed on the brim of Xiaoqin's hat.

The two wings are completely blue like the sea, and the torso is pure black, mysterious and elegant.

After landing on the brim of Xiaoqin's hat, its two wings opened and closed gently, and I discovered that the lower surface of its wings was not blue, but mottled black similar to leaves.

It should be a kind of camouflage color. When it falls in the forest, it closes its wings to make it difficult for natural enemies to detect it.

If that were the case, when flying, wouldn't it be that the black on the lower surface of the wings and the blue on the upper surface of the wings would alternately appear, flashing and flashing?

The scientific name of an insect suddenly appeared in my mind.

,,Blue Morpho butterfly,.

No, there really are blue morpho butterflies in Cuisong Mountain. This is the national butterfly of Brazil. I heard from my dad that it only exists in Central and South America.

But my father also said that when he visited Cuisong Mountain in college, he did see a species that was suspected to be a blue morpho butterfly. It was suspected that it was a rare subspecies of blue morpho butterfly, and it might be more valuable than the genuine blue morpho butterfly.

Generally, blue morpho butterfly specimens with defects can be purchased on Taobao for 200 yuan with free shipping, so they are not considered rare and exotic goods.

But this butterfly is different. First of all, it lives at a latitude where it shouldn't exist, and its color is much more gorgeous than the photos I saw on Taobao.

You must know that Taobao photos generally go through a lot of PS. Adjusting color difference is the foundation of Taobao art.

This subspecies of blue morpho butterfly is so impressive without Photoshop. Could it be that it is worth a lot of money, as my father guessed? Maybe the first person to catch it can be listed as the discoverer of a rare species. history.

It's quite possible. Otherwise, why would those two entomologists come to Cuisong Mountain to catch butterflies again and again? Even if the accommodation fee at the special education school is cheap, they can't afford to come every day every summer. There must be something wrong Reasons worthy of their doing so.

According to various intelligence analyses, at least, this butterfly can be sold for tens of thousands of yuan, which is comparable to the net profit of my online store in four months.

At this moment, this expensive butterfly landed on Xiaoqin's straw hat for some reason and stopped leaving. It opened and closed its wings slowly, like an exquisite headdress.

"So beautiful..." I murmured.

"..." Xiaoqin wanted to say something, but in the end she kept her mouth shut with a look of happiness on her face. She must have thought that the person I was praising was her.

It’s not entirely wrong. I think this blue morpho butterfly is beautiful, probably partly because of Xiaoqin.

Wearing a natural-looking straw hat, a white T-shirt and blue jeans, she still looks innocent and lovely no matter what ridiculous vows she makes.

A gorgeous and charming blue butterfly falls on the head of the pure girl. They complement each other and set off each other. According to the common saying of Chinese teachers, "symmetry brings people the enjoyment of beauty".
Chapter completed!