"Xiao Qin, are you afraid of butterflies?"

I suddenly remembered that Xiao Qin was afraid of bugs. Although she was not afraid of the brightly colored seven-spotted ladybugs, she did not explicitly say whether she was afraid of butterflies.

"Hey, there are no butterflies." Xiaoqin looked to both sides and found nothing. Then through my eyes, she realized that the butterfly might land on her straw hat.

She blinked a little nervously and asked, "Are butterflies beautiful?"

"Beautiful." I smiled, "not ordinary beautiful."

"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Then I'm not afraid. If it's an ugly moth, I'll scream."

There is actually no essential difference between moths and butterflies, right? Since your attitude towards bugs is so superficial, why did you choose someone as ugly as me as your boyfriend? I am no longer the cute young lady you bullied me back then.

"La la la~?" Xiao Qin heard that a beautiful butterfly fell on her straw hat, and she happily hummed a tune.

To be honest, I'm a bit tone-deaf, and Amy said that she doesn't want to listen to her own records. I actually think that compared to Xiaoqin, Amy's songs can be considered the sounds of nature.

"Classmate Ye Lin, did you know?" Xiaoqin snuggled into my arms after humming for a while and said, "They say 'a phoenix never lands in a treasureless land', and a beautiful butterfly landed on my head. My sincerity must have moved God, who thinks I am a living treasure..."

Isn't that a "living treasure"? You usually do all kinds of tricks and make fun of you, and you are quite proud of it.

"It's a pity that I can't play the flute..." Xiaoqin said suddenly.

Hey, hey, hey, don't throw yourself in my arms and say strange things. I hug you because I regard you as my sister. (In addition, I am afraid of heights and want to find something to hold on to.) You tease me with your words. , what should I do if I raise the national flag below?

"What a pity. If I played the flute for classmate Ye Lin, maybe a phoenix would fall from the sky..."

Why, why is Phoenix coming to watch the two of us having a wild fight on the cliff? Phoenix has voyeurism.

"Why is classmate Ye Lin looking so surprised?" Xiao Qin pouted and said, "Didn't you listen to Teacher Zhang in Chinese class? I remember the story was that Nong Yu, the daughter of Duke Mu of Qin, was good at playing the sheng, so she She married Xiao Shi, who was good at playing the flute. After Nongyu and her husband learned to play the flute, the sound of the flute attracted dragons and phoenixes, so the couple flew up on the dragons and phoenixes."

"I must have gone to the fairy tale world. I really want to go with classmate Ye Lin."

Scared... I was shocked. It turned out that what I was playing was the real Xiao. I must have been sleeping when old man Zhang told this allusion, but my father also mentioned this allusion, and I remembered it when Xiao Qin said it.

Xiao Shi and Nong Yu, the immortal couple, left many idioms for future generations, such as "riding a dragon to get a son-in-law" (Xiao Shi, as the son-in-law of Duke Mu of Qin, finally rode a dragon to the sky) and "there is a phoenix coming to the ceremony" "(When Nongyu reached her husband's ninth success in playing the flute, she attracted Phoenix. She always felt that her husband was better at playing the flute than she was, and it was worth complaining about).

Of course, although Nong Yu and Xiao Shi are married to Ming matchmakers, they are two real music lovers, and they have never done anything very pornographic or violent. Influenced by "Chui Xiao", the word "Nong Yu Chui Xiao" gradually has other meanings...

"Um, Xiaoqin..." I said to her seriously, "don't say random things like 'you want to play the flute for me' in the future."

"Why." Xiaoqin was puzzled, "Don't you, classmate Ye Lin, want to fly to the fairy tale world with me? Why not let you ride the dragon?"

Why, are you still planning to occupy the dragon's back and let me ride the phoenix?

I took a look at the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. We talked for a long time, but it still didn't scare it away. Could it be that Xiaoqin's straw hat was bought from a street stall and contained some weird chemical paint that attracted the blue morpho butterfly? .

"Uh-huh." I cleared my throat, "Girls can't just say the word 'blow the flute', you know? Because the ancient Chinese poets were too pornographic and violent, so the word has the same meaning as 'blow the trumpet' …”

Xiaoqin immediately blushed. She might not really know about this.

"No wonder, no wonder some boys were laughing below when Old Man Zhang was giving a lecture. Eunuch Cao laughed especially hard..."

Well, I can imagine how Eunuch Cao laughed in confusion after hearing the word "playing the flute".

"I'm so stupid." Xiaoqin lowered her head in frustration, "I even said that I would work harder on the path of perversion, but in the end I didn't even know the true meaning of playing the flute..."

No one will blame you. Are you like Xiong Yaoyue, who carelessly watches porn and is proficient in all male topics, so proficient that she can make all her male teammates blush when she turns on the audio in games?

Although there is no need to be as innocent as Gong Caicai, it is better for girls to be less exposed to pornographic content. Besides, Xiaoqin will probably become my sister and give her a proper education. It's also a responsibility that my brother should shoulder.

Even in terms of sexual education, it cannot be completely avoided. At least she must know how to protect herself and not say misleading words. Also, the toxins brought to her by H-comics must be gradually eliminated. I believe in the content of H-movies. It has already caused a family tragedy. If we believe the content of H comics, we must not extend the tragedy to the next generation.

"So..." I didn't think about how to say it.

"Classmate Ye Lin, can you help me get my straw hat first?" Xiao Qin suddenly proposed.

"Hey, you want to see the butterfly on the straw hat with your own eyes. If you move the hat casually, it might fly away."

Although generally speaking, Xiaoqin did not stay still, and the blue morpho butterfly should have flown away long ago.

"Well, I really want to see what kind of butterfly it is, and besides..." Xiaoqin shyly put the index fingers of her hands together, "Ye Lin, help me hold the hat, so I can blow it for classmate Ye Lin... Blow, blow, blow the flute.”

Didn't you understand what I just said? Girls shouldn't mention this word casually. And don't you already know its meaning and know that no dragons and phoenixes will be attracted...

Wait, you know the meaning of this word and still say it stumblingly, it means you want to...

Don't be kidding, I do think that your unreliable sister should receive some reliable sex education, but you can't demonstrate it personally. There is no need in this world for a brother to use his body as a prop and teach his sister how to play the flute himself.

"It is often said in H-comics that boys of Ye Lin's age will be tortured by the desire to mate, and will toss and turn at night unable to sleep..."

Don't use the word "mating", it makes us look like animals.

"Although I like classmate Ye Lin like crazy, but apart from dysmenorrhea, I have never been tortured by my body to the point of being unable to sleep... So, classmate Ye Lin is so perverted because his desire cannot be satisfied, so he is in great pain. "

It’s not as painful as you said. When you can’t sleep, you can fall asleep just by masturbating. Although you will feel empty after masturbating...

"As classmate Ye Lin's girlfriend, isn't it my duty to help classmate Ye Lin relieve his pain?"

Present your own arguments as a matter of course.

"Although, although my mother has strictly prohibited me from mating with classmate Ye Lin, I should be able to play the flute. Mom has not explicitly said that I am not allowed to play the flute for classmate Ye Lin. As long as I can remove classmate Ye Lin's If it’s painful…”

Shut up, shut up in every sense of the word.

Why would Aunt Ren list all the prohibited items for you to see? Playing the flute or something like that, no need to think about it, is also prohibited. Aunt Ren clearly said that before we graduate from high school, the most we can progress to is kissing. .

The kissing breakthrough has been achieved long ago, okay? If I really dare to let Xiaoqin play the flute for me, Aunt Ren will cripple me if she finds out, so that I can participate in the Special Olympics and win glory for the country.

Moreover, Xiaoqin has been upgraded from girlfriend to sister. Even though she is a adopted sister, even though she actively asked to play the flute for me, as a man, it is impossible for me to be completely unmoved, but it still doesn't work.

This is not something that siblings should do. If my adopted sister takes the initiative to play the flute for me, I will agree to it without hesitation. But as for my real sister, Amy is only thinking about pushing back on me, my real brother. Ah, don’t I accept anyone who comes?

At this moment, there is a more important factor to consider. This is on a cliff. My fear of heights still attacks from time to time. If anything goes wrong, Xiaoqin and I will roll down the cliff together. , when the body is discovered, what will everyone think when they see my pants down to my knees and there is some discordant solid or liquid in Xiaoqin's mouth.

When the time comes, the news headline will definitely be "Junior high school boys and girls fall off a cliff in a field battle", and related photos will leak out secretly and be widely circulated on the Internet. What kind of face do I have when the squad leader saw that scene and when the whole country saw that scene? See my ancestors, even my eighteenth generation ancestors cannot get married.

So with superhuman willpower, I refused the service Xiaoqin wanted to provide me.

Even though I can't help but imagine what it would feel like if it really happened, I always feel:

,,At least change to a less dangerous place.

"Well, stop joking. Get off me first. It's too unsafe here. Let's go back to the camp on the top of the mountain."

"Oh..." Xiaoqin beat her head in disappointment (the blue morpho butterfly had not flown away yet), "Ye Lin is still thinking about... thinking about that place, and I want to play the flute to deal with it. Classmate Ye Lin must be laughing at me for being so stupid and naive."

"Where" exactly is "where"? Why do you make me look like a super pervert?

After spending a long time, I finally persuaded Xiaoqin to leave the cliff and return to the path up the mountain with me.

I think it's time to catch the blue morpho butterfly on Xiaoqin's straw hat. Maybe I can sell it for tens of thousands of dollars, but I can't let the soft girl coins I got get away with it.

"O(∩_∩)O haha~ Wear the butterfly on your head and go back to the camp to show it off." Xiao Qin smiled with a peach blossom face, "It must be my pure heart that attracted the beautiful butterfly. She is indeed a woman." main character."

Where is the purity of your heart? Even if there is some purity, most of it has been polluted. I don't think you look like the heroine of a shoujo manga, but more like the heroine of an H-manga.

However, Xiaoqin was very proud and wanted to bring the butterfly back to the camp to show everyone. I didn't want to disappoint her, but I was worried that the butterfly would run away halfway.
Chapter completed!