【591】 Start climbing
Eunuch Cao and I locked the unnecessary rituals for mountain climbing in the room, and then came out to meet everyone.
After all, they are all young people with a lot of fun and can't stop themselves when they get to a place.
Class 2 (3), the second grade of junior high school, could not do without the leader of the class. As a result, everyone went to look for her in the class leader and Gong Caicai's room, only to find her eating a piece of jujube cake in a hurry.
I was the only one in the class who didn't eat in the car. By noon, my blood sugar was too low. If I didn't replenish energy, I would have fainted while climbing.
In order not to delay everyone's schedule, the squad leader ate very quickly and almost choked several times, showing a distressed expression. Gong Caicai was holding a bottle of mineral water next to her, waiting as hard as a nurse in an emergency room.
"Squad leader, please slow down, no one will rush you..."
After finishing a piece of jujube cake in three strokes, the squad leader wiped his mouth with a handkerchief, stood up, and said to everyone waiting at the door of the room:
"If you are all ready, set off now. However, mountain climbing is a dangerous activity and should not be too trivial. Everyone must follow me and Teacher Yu closely when we go up the mountain..."
Teacher Yu waved his hand behind the crowd: "I'll walk slowly. I'll walk slowly behind and let everyone follow you."
The squad leader sighed, as if he was abandoned and said, "Then everyone, follow me."
Following the path up the mountain pointed out by the principal of the special education school, a total of 42 people from the second grade (3) class plus the teacher set off toward the top of the mountain.
The Cuisong Mountain, which is more than 400 meters tall, is covered with green trees, has complex terrain, and is rarely visited by tourists. Therefore, at first glance, there is an illusion that you have entered a secret virgin forest.
PHS murmured: "It seems that it is easy to get into trouble..."
Big Speaker reassured her: "It's impossible. If you disappear, I will go and look for you right away."
The class monitor once again asked everyone in the front: "Please keep your mobile phones fully charged. If you are unfortunate enough to fall behind, you can use your mobile phone to call me or other classmates. Winnie, please stop playing mobile games."
Xiong Yaoyue raised her head aggrievedly, "Because the PSP is out of battery."
Gong Caicai took out the Ai Crazy 4 mobile phone that her aunt had given her out of her backpack. She found that the signal was only one bar, and an expression like the end of the world immediately appeared on her face.
"What should I do, monitor...what if I fall behind and can't get through to other people's calls..."
I looked at my Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone. It usually has five bars of signal, but now it only has three bars.
"It seems that the signal coverage here is not good. After all, it is a suburb."
Xiaoqin didn't know when she came behind me.
"Classmate Ye Lin, this kind of barren mountains and mountains, coupled with the poor mobile phone signal, seems to be the prelude to a serial murder case..."
Everyone is out for a picnic, and you can actually be linked to a murder case, or a "serial" murder case.
"Starting from the school committee member with the biggest breasts, everyone was killed one after another..."
Are the order of murder determined based on breast size? Then Xiaoqin, you must be quite safe. All the girls in the class must be dead before it is your turn. You must have watched too much "Conan".
"People don't like to see petty works like "Conan"."
Xiao Qin protested.
"If you want to watch it, just watch "Kindaichi". Compared with Conan, the criminals in Kindaichi are all serial killers, and their methods are also very beautiful."
Why are you looking so adoring? Could it be that what you admire is neither Conan nor Kindaichi, but the criminal who carried out the serial murder case? You couldn't have made a mistake and wanted to imitate Kindaichi's criminal methods. Kill all the girls who are suspected of being your love rivals.
Because according to the size of the breasts, the first one to be killed is Gong Caicai, and the second one is the squad leader... Are they going to be killed by Xiaoqin as an assassin in the woods of Cuisong Mountain, because the nanny and the archer are here In such an environment, he is no match for an assassin... He killed his classmates because of jealousy or something. It will probably not take long for him to be on the news, be hotly discussed on Weibo, and even go down in history as the "Cuisong Mountain Murder Incident".
But this should be my unfounded worry. If it was Xiao Qin at first, I would have no idea. But after the squad leader was injured by a gangster in order to protect Xiao Qin, Xiao Qin's attitude towards the squad leader improved, and even became very serious. Stop saying that the squad leader is the "evil-minded second female lead".
"My mobile phone only has two signals." The squad leader checked his mobile phone and said, "It doesn't matter, this is a scenic spot after all, but there are just few tourists. It's best for everyone to act together with their roommates. If anyone falls behind, remind them in time. "
"Also, when climbing a mountain, keep a constant speed and don't rush too fast. No one is allowed to rush in front of me, especially you, Pooh, do you hear me?"
"Oh." Xiong Yaoyue, who didn't know what mobile game she was playing, responded.
"But you can't walk too slowly, otherwise you will fall behind... Let's put Niu Shili and Ye Lin at the end of the team. If you are not strong enough, you can ask them for help, you know."
Because Niu Shili and I, as Spartans, are responsible for carrying the public equipment (such as barbecue grills) of the second grade (3) class up the mountain, we are expected to walk slowly. This arrangement by the class leader is reasonable.
But Niu Shili, as the leader of the squad leader's loyal dog team, always felt that it would be better to be closer to the squad leader, so he took the initiative to ask for the heavier equipment, and then walked to the front to fight for the squad leader with other loyal dogs. .
The equipment left for me were all lightweight stainless steel pipes that could be used as hiking crutches, and I felt relaxed. Anyway, in terms of strength alone, Niu Shili was stronger than me.
Except for me, Niu Shili, and the loyal dog team were treated as laborers, the girl Xiong Yaoyue was not spared either.
The squad leader ordered her to help carry a frozen food box. Even so, Xiong Yaoyue could not stop Xiong Yaoyue from rushing to the front of the team. The squad leader had to scold her before she would slow down a little.
"Hmph, don't be too proud." Xiong Yaoyue curled her lips and said, "When I get close to the top of the mountain, I will suddenly accelerate. I will be the one who gets the first place. Then I will show you Weisheng's complete body."
I was originally supposed to move with my roommate, Eunuch Cao, but when Eunuch Cao saw Xiao Qin approaching me, he immediately retreated and followed Zhuang Ni furtively.
Zhuang Ni was coughing while climbing the mountain, so the speaker was forced to lend her a shoulder to support, but this was not the reason for Eunuch Cao to follow Zhuang Ni.
The real reason is that all the girls in the second grade (3) class did not wear skirts because of the class monitor's suggestion, but Zhuang Ni went her own way and wore a black skirt with black stockings on her legs. Eunuch Cao who followed behind could feast his eyes on her.
While drooling, he put his fat hand into his pocket, hesitantly not daring to take out the miniature camera.
As a result, the loudspeaker turned his head, glared like a king and shouted: "Eunuch Cao, get away from me. If you don't, I will kick you to get you out."
Eunuch Cao was so frightened that he ran away, but he still followed him at a short distance, hoping that Zhuang Ni would fall and be blessed, or that the mountain god would blow an updraft.
Where is the kind of mountain god who is as lustful as you? But after you were beaten to death for secretly filming girls taking baths, I will bury you on the top of Cuisong Mountain for the sake of master-disciple relationship... I will ask you to become a mountain god. Feel free to blow your updraft.
However, you have to be a mountain climbing girl and wear a skirt like Zhuang Ni.
Moreover, this mountain is rarely visited by tourists. Winter is the off-season. Even in summer, there are only two entomologists who come to catch butterflies on time. Please work hard for these two big men.
I heard that the two entomologists went up to the mountain to catch butterflies early in the morning and did not come back at noon.
Maybe I'll meet them on the road.
Oops, why are these two entomologists so persistent and coming every summer? Didn’t dad lie? There really are rare species similar to the Brazilian "Blue Morpho" in Cuisong Mountain.
"Help, help,."
Xiaoqin suddenly rushed towards me with panic on her face.
"There are bugs, big black bugs, ah~~~~~ are flying over, please help me kill them."
I raised the steel pipe in my left hand, raised and lowered the stick, and hit the black beetle 15 meters away like a baseball.
It seems that it is not dead yet and can continue to fly. It is such a tough beetle.
"Ooooooo, I'm so scared... Sure enough, there are all kinds of scary things in the mountains."
Xiaoqin pulled the corner of my clothes to wipe away my tears, her expression didn't look like she was pretending.
The body was also shaking uncontrollably.
Xiaoqin was not afraid of bugs at all when she was a child. Stuffing seven-spotted ladybugs into my nostrils while I was taking a nap was her specialty.
As a result, after I realized that I was a girl, and as I read more and more shojo comics, the concept of "girls are afraid of bugs" became deeply rooted in people's hearts, and I actually successfully hypnotized myself and became afraid of bugs.
This is really in line with the "Law of Attraction" of the Scientific Happiness Religion. What you imagine will become reality.
After holding my waist and calming down for a while, Xiaoqin breathed a sigh of relief after finding that no insects were flying around for the time being.
"Thankfully, classmate Ye Lin is here, otherwise my childhood sweetheart who is afraid of bugs would have died."
"Why do creatures like bugs exist in the world? Obviously seafood and classmate Ye Lin are enough..."
Maybe it's to make it easier for you to stuff the seven-star ladybug into my nostrils. Also, don't put me next to seafood. Although I know that seafood has a very important position in your heart, but when you think about me and I don't even have a face, Compared with scallops, you will still feel uncomfortable.
Finally, since there are no more bugs, please stop wrapping your arms around my waist and clinging to me like a koala.
You can't walk by yourself. You are almost dragged by me to the top of the mountain. Are you enjoying it? The resistance of the grass under your feet is very low. You think you are playing dog sledding.
Under my strong protest, Xiaoqin finally let go of her hand, started to rely on herself, and climbed the mountain side by side with me.
Of course, the Iron-Blooded Lone Wolf and the Little Overlord of those days would not exhaust their energy just by climbing the mountain. We could be said to be at the end of the team, marching leisurely.
Xiaoqin pulled up the dandelions on the roadside and twisted the grass stalks with both hands, as if they were Doraemon's bamboo dragonflies.
Then he blew hard, causing the dandelion seeds to fly away like miniature parachutes. Seeing this, Xiaoqin giggled and had a great time.
Chapter completed!