【590】 Allocate room
Look at your watch, it's 11:15, which is usually the time for the cafeteria to open when you're at school.
But most of my classmates, like me, ate some assorted snacks during the two-hour drive, so they didn't feel hungry.
The only person who didn't eat on the road was the monitor.
Even Teacher Yu ate a bag of vacuum-packed authentic stinky tofu, causing a vacuum around him that no one could approach. That bag of stinky tofu was so authentic.
"I originally planned to order a simple lunch at the hotel and eat it with everyone..."
The squad leader was a little downcast. In the end, she was the only one who obeyed the rule of not eating in the car.
"Squad leader, are you hungry?" Big Speaker enthusiastically handed over a bag of pickled pepper and chicken feet, "Eat some of this first."
The squad leader looked at the strangely shaped chicken feet that looked like a middle finger, and said with a black look on his face: "I'll take you to the hotel first, and then we'll talk."
After arriving at the hotel behind the special education school, the students looked at the accommodation conditions curiously. It was indeed a converted dormitory. Basically, it was no different from a dormitory.
Rather, it is not as good as many university dormitories, and almost as good as military camp dormitories in remote mountainous areas.
The small room of 15 square meters has a small square table, two camp beds, and other furniture.
The toilet is in the corridor outside, and there is a dedicated multi-person shower bathroom, but it can accommodate up to 15 people at a time and must be shared by men and women.
Of course, they are shared at staggered times. Don’t think that there is a mixed-gender bathing setting like Little Japan in China.
In a long corridor with poor lighting, there are 15 rooms on the left and right. Assuming that each room can accommodate 2 people, it can accommodate a total of 60 guests.
It’s not a problem to accommodate all of us, 41 students and 1 teacher. Anyway, according to the principal of the special education school, except for two entomologists who come to catch butterflies every day in the summer, there is basically no anyone here. guest.
At the entrance you can see a somewhat old sign: "Galaxy Hotel".
The name is quite impressive, but this Milky Way is the one where the Queen Mother divided the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and drove away the guests. Only two people come to stay here every year. How embarrassing is this? Do you think this is the meeting of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl on the Magpie Bridge?
"Don't mess around. Two people share a room. Find someone you get along with and line up to come to me to get the key."
The monitor took a bunch of keys and stood in the middle of the corridor and said.
Xiao Qin hurriedly raised her hand: "I want to share a room with classmate Ye Lin."
The monitor's face darkened: "Only people of the same gender can live in a room. Boys live on the left side of the corridor, and girls live on the right side of the corridor. Do you understand?"
Everyone was still hesitating about who to choose as their roommate. Zhuang Ni was the first to step forward and directly grabbed the monitor's hand.
"Monitor, we are of the same sex. Let's live in the same room. I will be gentle to you at night."
The squad leader turned around at a 90-degree angle, leaving Zhuang Ni hanging there.
"Change the direction and line up again."
The pair of close friends, Big Speaker and PHS, first received the key from the squad leader, and then Xiong Yaoyue pestered Gong Caicai to share a room with her. Gong Caicai shook her head desperately to express her unwillingness, and finally the squad leader decided to let Gong Caicai stay with her. Living together by oneself can also stop Zhuang Ni's thoughts.
"How about you two share a room."
The squad leader pointed at Xiong Yaoyue and Zhuang Ni, two people who gave him quite a headache.
Zhuang Nisheng shook his head helplessly, "Monitor, you clearly know that I hate men the most."
Hey, Xiong Yaoyue is obviously a woman, okay? You can't classify her as a man just because she's a man.
Xiong Yaoyue also had poor radio compatibility with Zhuang Ni. She still held the PSP in her hand and said:
"Who wants to be with her? She gets annoyed if I make any noise. Instead of being with her, I might as well be with Ye Lin..."
Then he suddenly woke up, shook his head and said: "No, not now, I can't live with him now..."
The "he" mentioned by Xiong Yaoyue in the last sentence was interpreted by many students as the "she" next to the word for female, and they thought it was referring to Zhuang Ni. Only the monitor was sensitive enough to realize that Xiong Yaoyue was referring to me.
The hand holding the key chain trembled, making a sound like a wind chime shaking in my heart.
Damn it, the squad leader misunderstood me again. In fact, what Xiong Yaoyue meant was that she thought I was gay before, so there was no problem sharing a room with me, and the two of us could discuss games and sports together, but since I proved that I am After becoming heterosexual, she can no longer do this.
As a result, Xiong Yaoyue said "I can't do it now" and hesitated in half a vague sentence, which of course aroused the squad leader's suspicion.
If you take it out of context, you might think that you have slept in the same room with me before, but today it is not convenient to sleep together in front of so many classmates.
God, I am more wronged than Dou E. Who has slept with you?
I am such a pure young man, so far I have only slept with the monitor, Xiao Qin, and my sister Amy.
On the squad leader's side, once I had a fever and looked for a pillow and hugged her by mistake. Another time, the squad leader and I went to the hotel to catch someone raping her. As a result, the two of us fell into Zhuang Ni's trap and were trapped, and we lay down all night with the cat as the boundary.
Xiaoqin, on the other hand, took advantage of me to attend Captain Guo Songtao's graduation farewell party. She got drunk and became very talkative, so she asked with a smile to let me sleep with her in her underwear for one night, and I actually agreed. Of course, I was shocked when I woke up the next morning.
And Amy... when we didn't know who our siblings were, because she was afraid of thunder, she ran to my room to take refuge, so I slept with her for one night without much physical contact.
Fortunately, there was no contact. If I didn't hit the right chord and suddenly got into trouble, I would top the scum ranking list and become the person who killed my sister on the bed with a friend.
All in all, if "sleeping with girls" is regarded as an achievement system, I have only completed the squad leader, Xiaoqin and Amy's parts (the monitor's part has been completed twice), and Xiong Yaoyue's achievements are still empty. Woolen cloth.
"Then, Xiaoqin, let's share a room."
Xiong Yaoyue retreated to the next best thing and extended an invitation to Xiaoqin.
Although Xiong Yaoyue was pranked by Xiaoqin, she did not hold grudges. After learning that the two of us were dating, she also defended her in many ways, so Xiaoqin also began to think that Xiong Yaoyue was a good person.
"Since the class monitor won't let me and classmate Ye Lin share a room, then we can share a room..."
While agreeing, he was still reluctant to leave and looked back at me with regret.
Finally, Eunuch Cao and I lived in a room.
It's not that I have any preference for him, a little fat guy. I could have roomed with Niu Shili, but because Eunuch Cao was too wretched, no boys were willing to stay with him, so he had to live in a room alone. .
There were exactly 24 boys participating in the event this time, including teachers. Originally, they could have been arranged into 12 rooms to minimize expenses.
Moreover, the class monitor ingeniously arranged the chameleon into Teacher Yu's room. Anyway, his sense of existence is too weak. Sharing a room with Teacher Yu is basically no different from sharing a room with himself.
As a result, Eunuch Cao, whom everyone disliked, became a big problem. Seeing that no one wanted to be with Eunuch Cao, the squad leader turned his eyes towards me with a hint of resentment.
"Ye Lin, you and Cao Jingshen are in the same room. You are not allowed to work together or engage in any conspiracy. Do you understand?"
It sounded like he had some personal anger towards me.
Eunuch Cao ran towards me in a hurry and said, "Master, this disciple must bring tea and water and serve the master properly."
Anyway, the squad leader has decided, I will stay in the same room with this traitor for the time being. Anyway, after the PS nude photos and "Campus Red Line Zone·Twenty-Eight Chinese Edition", he has not done anything particularly outrageous. , at least not letting me know.
As a result, when he entered the house to put his luggage, as soon as the door was closed, Eunuch Cao smiled sinisterly while taking out a mobile power supply, a laptop computer, and an ultra-small, sophisticated workmanship device from the mountaineering bag. It's dustproof, waterproof, shockproof, and military-standard, and it's a camera for candid photography.
"Master." Eunuch Cao said to me as if he was showing off a treasure, "The disciple borrowed it from my father, but it was used in Japan's "Thieves Series". It is a professional camera. This is a rare opportunity for an outing, no matter where it is. On the mountainside, in the creek, or in the bathroom, you may be able to take a super~~~~~~ blood-squirting video of the squad leader and the others, so be sure to ask the master to take a look at it first."
"You bastard, how dare you plan such a thing and show it to me first."
Eunuch Cao looked like he was flattering, nodded and said: "Well... the main reason is because the camera has no eyes, so there is no guarantee that Master Xiaoqin will not be photographed. Disciples do not dare to desecrate Master's holy body. They must ask the master to check first." Cut out the scene about the wife in your notebook."
It turns out that I was afraid of being retaliated by Xiaoqin and I, so I brought a laptop with video editing software. Just in case, I also brought a mobile power supply to ensure the operation of the laptop. It was done to save Eunuch Cao’s life. Pretty good.
Although in order to stop Eunuch Cao's evil plan, I can confiscate his miniature camera now, but Eunuch Cao is so cunning, there is no guarantee that he will not prepare a backup camera.
How about simply letting Eunuch Cao fend for himself and being caught by a girl while filming secretly, and let the victims vote to decide whether he should be imprisoned on the spot or dug into a hole and buried.
In the unlikely event that Eunuch Cao is lucky enough to risk his life and capture some clips, and bring them back to me for review, I will act like the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, watch them from beginning to end, and then cut them out from beginning to end to achieve "such I wish I could just look at the poisonous weeds." What a great spirit of self-sacrifice.
"Master." Eunuch Cao suddenly suppressed his lewd smile and asked me with the seriousness of discussing a topic.
"Tell me, if I take some revealing videos of Gong Caicai...will she be blackmailed by us and agree to some worse conditions?"
Under his influence, I raised my chin and became serious, and replied as if I had a similar odor:
"It's possible that among these girls, Gong Caicai has the least exposure to the world and the weakest psychological endurance. Maybe she can really..."
"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie," Eunuch Cao said with a strange smile, "Then, master, let's just follow the plan. When the time comes..."
Chapter completed!