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【589】Spit blood for you to see

Some students doubted the authenticity of the dark history of the squad leader that Big Speaker told, pointing out that first-year students no longer necessarily believe in things like water monsters.

"You are so stupid." The loudspeaker scolded, "Do you think the monitor and I are in the first grade, and the swimming pool is full of first-year students? Many of them are preschoolers. The monitor wore a white swimsuit and took a dip in the water. , a big clump of hair immediately floated up, not like a water monster but like a drowned female ghost, okay..."

"Stop talking," the monitor said awkwardly, "I didn't stop studying in the swimming class just because the kids said I was a water monster..."

It turns out that this is really happening. These damn naughty kids actually said that such a beautiful girl, the loli squad leader back then, was a water monster. At least she told me she was a mermaid.

At this time, Jiao No. 23 bus stopped at a stop. Three passengers other than our class happened to get off at this stop, but no one got on. This made Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school really achieve the feat of taking a 90-yuan wallet bus. .

"Pooh, stop drinking Coke." The squad leader, who was embarrassed because the dark history was revealed, reprimanded Xiong Yaoyue to divert everyone's attention.

"There is still nearly an hour's drive. What should you do if you drink a lot of water and need to use the toilet halfway?"

"It's okay, just hold it in." Xiong Yaoyue said disapprovingly, "I have a big bladder, which I developed when I was in an Internet cafe."

In front of the head teacher, Mr. Yu, he admitted that he went to an Internet cafe, but Mr. Yu ignored him. As thin as a monkey, he held up his white hair on his temples in the sun and let out a sigh.

Seeing that Zhuang Ni next to her seemed to be sleeping deeply, she asked PHS to look at her through the loudspeaker, then moved her position behind Xiao Qin, stared at Xiao Qin's wrist, and asked enviously:

"Xiaoqin, you have such a beautiful bracelet on your hand. Who bought it for you?"

Ever since Xiaoqin’s birthday on July 28, I was asked by Huo Zhenbang to give her a pair of jade bracelets, and Xiaoqin has been wearing them all day long, as if she had received a token of love.

Fortunately, I no longer wear the children's watch bought from a street stall in Switzerland that Brother Melancholy gave me. Otherwise, the tight strap would definitely wear out my skin.

Xiaoqin laughed happily when she heard the loudspeaker ask.

By the way, Xiong Yaoyue just talked to Xiaoqin for a long time, but she didn't notice the pair of bracelets at all. Sure enough, the focus of the female man's attention is not on this. For Xiong Yaoyue, clothes only need to consider whether it is convenient for movement, and jewelry and other things are because It will increase resistance when running, so I would never choose it unless it is a "50 agility" or "200 life" jewelry.

"(*^__^*) Hee hee...it's beautiful." Xiao Qin raised her hand to show off the bracelet, "These jade bracelets were given to me by classmate Ye Lin, and I will wear them all my life. "

"Hey, is it true?" Big Speaker looked at me suspiciously.

"No." I denied, "I didn't give it to Xiaoqin, her family bought it for her."

To a certain extent, not only did I not lie, but I also told the truth. Originally, the jade bracelet was given to me by Huo Zhenbang, Xiaoqin's father.

Big Speaker rolled his eyes at me and said, "Humph, I know you can't afford to give away such a precious thing."

Xiaoqin didn't think about why I denied that the things were from me. Instead, she covered her face and said happily:

"Classmate Ye Lin already regards me as family, I'm so happy..."

You are right, the sister in the reservation is of course a family member.

At this time, Zhuang Ni suddenly opened her eyes again and said something to call on everyone to raise funds to buy hula hoops for Big Speaker to use as bracelets. This time, Big Speaker mercilessly pinched her fingers with lobster claws.

"Pfft~~~~~~~,."

Zhuang Ni was like a person with internal injuries in a martial arts novel. She spurted out a bunch of blood from her mouth in a noble and cool manner, then rolled her eyes upwards, leaned towards the big speaker, and stopped moving.

Damn, it's so scary. Although the total amount of blood sprayed is not much, a trace of blood hanging from the corner of the mouth is very, very visual impact.

Zhuang Ni also used the skill of vomiting blood twice when she was in the first grade of junior high school. It seems that her only weak point is the recurring gastroduodenal ulcer that does not heal for many years. For others, she suffers from upper abdominal pain and indigestion. It was a very troubling thing, but Zhuang Ni didn't take it seriously. She also developed a unique technique that hit one of her acupuncture points hard, causing her to vomit blood and scare others to piss.

Damn it, you are the second heir to the North Star Fist, you can even do the "Secret Hole, New Blood Sorrow" (even though you beat yourself to the point of bleeding), no wonder you and Xiaoqin feel like they are facing a formidable enemy when they meet. It turns out that you all graduated from Lanxiang Beidou Shenquan major, and you are burdened with the sad fate of fighting for inheritance rights.

But Zhuang Ni, you better pretend to be dead and be more dedicated. The loudspeaker pinched your finger. Even if it was as strong as an ancient pinch stick, it couldn't have made you vomit blood. All the classmates who are familiar with you know that you did it on purpose. Scary, not particularly surprising.

The squad leader shook his head, apologized to the driver and said, "Sorry, we will be responsible for cleaning the serum on the ground before getting off the bus."

The driver, who had never seen anything like this before, was frightened. He shook his head hurriedly and said, "No, there's no need to clean it up. I'll drive faster. Just make sure your classmates don't die in my car."

"Is this here?"

Although it was the first time he saw Zhuang Ni vomiting blood, Xiaoqin immediately saw through her technique and tried to figure out a certain location on her abdomen.

"I heard from grandpa that if you have gastrointestinal disease, a sudden hit here will make you vomit blood..."

As expected of a martial arts family, but I always feel that Zhuang Ni, who researched this acupoint on her own, is more worthy of admiration. She is a genius girl. She doesn’t take her body seriously and poked herself countless times before she discovered this. Acupoints, you want to die, you do this because you really want to die.

When Xiaoqin was searching for her acupuncture points, she accidentally noticed the bare ring finger on her left hand.

"Um...Classmate Ye Lin." Xiaoqin said hesitantly, "I didn't forget the engagement ring you gave me, but I put it in a secret place at home..."

Hey, do you mean the two-dollar plastic ring I bought you on the carpet on your birthday? You haven't thrown it away yet.

"Because there is a custom that it is unlucky if the engagement ring is lost before the official wedding, so I didn't wear it on the outing... won't classmate Ye Lin be angry?"

Who would be angry about this kind of thing? If you lose that kind of ring, just throw it away. If you lose it, I will buy you a more valuable one...

Wait, if I buy a more expensive ring for Xiaoqin, wouldn't it be confirmed that this is an engagement ring?

I don’t want to have a fixed path in life at the age of 14. Who promised you that I will marry you? I also want to study martial arts to understand the Shattered Void. Aren’t you still burdened with fighting for the heir to the Fist of the North Star and using "Ms. Celery"? "Does the cartoon harm the great mission of all mankind? After we have finished these things separately, let's discuss marriage.

What's more, our parents will definitely get married early, and you will become my sister by then. As a sister, don't always say that the ring your brother gave you is an engagement ring.

Isn't it enough to have a sister like Amy who stares at my virginity all day long?

It's so sad. The creator of this world has such a bad taste. Why does he have to make me a "girl-sucking demon"?

After Zhuang Ni vomited blood, the driver of Jiao No. 23 was afraid that someone would be killed on his bus, so he used his powers to drive a shabby bus as fast as a Long March 2 rocket, without even stopping at some stations. After stopping, in less than 40 minutes, everyone was transported to the bus stop sign of "Cuisongshan Station".

It just rained lightly here in Yining District. After everyone got out of the car one after another, they found that the air was very fresh, with water droplets on the grass and trees. The sun shone on it, reflecting a dazzling golden color. It was paired with the laughing young girls. It forms a poetic picture.

"It feels good." Someone exclaimed, "I thought the squad leader asked us to come here just for the sake of convenience, but I didn't expect it to be quite the same. At least there are a lot of negative ions in the air."

Ah, boy, in fact, the squad leader is really just looking for cheap. Under Cuisongshan Station, it is usually covered with dirt. Today, it rained and the air became pleasant. It made people feel refreshed.

Xiong Yaoyue, who had been sitting at the window and letting the sun shine for a long time, picked up the round collar of her white T-shirt, put it under her nose and smelled it.

"It's not bad. I thought it would smell like sweat, but it turns out it smells like sunshine."

The female man finally said something fresh and fresh.

Zhuang Ni, whose mouth was still bloodshot, explained beside her:

"The so-called smell of the sun is the mushy smell emitted by the corpses of tiny arthropods called 'dust mites' from the order Sarcopticidae and the family Acaridae, which have been scorched by the sun."

Xiong Yaoyue suddenly frowned at Lao Gao. She didn't know whether she was disgusted by dust mites or because she didn't believe that there were so many tiny creatures that were invisible to the naked eye.

Zhuang Ni turned to the boy who said the air was fresh:

"As for the fresh smell after the rain, it is the smell of soil actinomycete spores..."

The boy immediately covered his nose. What are soil actinomycete spores? This kind of mitotic-sounding thing makes people feel a little disgusting subconsciously.

Zhuang Ni, how much do you hate this world? Why do you want to destroy fresh things? Why do you want to destroy the beautiful things in everyone's hearts? Why do you have to make everyone's life worse than death?

"Follow me, no one is left behind."

The squad leader walked to the front of the line.

When we first got off the bus, the squad leader had already counted the number of people and finally did not ignore the chameleon this time.

Although Chameleon was the last one to get out of the car, and before his feet touched the ground, the driver immediately pressed the button to close the door, almost getting him caught in the middle...

I believe the driver didn’t do it on purpose. When I think about it carefully, it seems that the driver didn’t accept the ticket from Chameleon, and the monitor, who is always honest, even forgot to remind the driver that there was one person missing...
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