Tencent's viral marketing is really powerful. Even a remote hotpot restaurant in the suburbs has a billboard saying "Eat hotpot, get five kills". The picture next to the text is the Pi City Policewoman, a character from the LOL game.

After recalling the unforgettable Bronze Group match centered on Amy, Xiong Yaoyue went back to play on her PSP.

"I finally got it from my cousin. I need to play with it for a while to make up for it."

The squad leader wrote down some thoughts on his mobile phone, checked the schedule notes, and then told everyone in the car what to pay attention to:

"We are staying at a hotel attached to a special education school for this outing. There may be some students with disabilities nearby. No one is allowed to make discriminatory remarks against them, otherwise I will not be lenient, you know."

"No, monitor, who do you think we are?"

A certain loyal dog replied.

Seeing Zhuang Ni seeming to have fallen asleep in the last row of the carriage, the squad leader said loudly:

"Zhuang Ni, remember this, too. If you dare to sarcastically mock the students at the special education school like you sarcastically mock other students, I will deal with you no matter what."

Zhuang Ni's eyes moved under her eyelids, but she didn't reply. She should also know that once the squad leader thinks that what she is doing is "just", then even if she takes advantage of the squad leader and tries to kiss the squad leader, the squad leader will also They will not be affected and will handcuff you directly for arrest and punishment.

The most common punishment seemed to be ear-pulling. Xiong Yaoyue felt deeply about this. She laughed at herself and said: Her ears were almost turned into a dark elf by the squad leader.

Since you are afraid of having your ears pulled, don’t lift Gong Caicai’s skirt all the time.

"Also." The squad leader continued to announce, "On this outing, everything will be done as a class unit, and you are not allowed to act alone..."

Eunuch Cao raised his hand: "Are we going to the bathroom as a class unit? We all go together, or do we ask which girl is willing to team up with me?"

Before he finished speaking, he was held down by the squad leader's loyal dog team. 4 or 5 people lifted Eunuch Cao's legs and tried to throw him out of the car window. Eunuch Cao shouted:

"Spare your life, dear gentlemen, spare your life, Master Ye, come and save this disciple's life."

The driver who was chatting with Teacher Yu saw this scene and asked with a cold sweat on his face:

"Your class is so bad. Why did two of them almost jump out of the car in a short while? Don't let me have an accident in my car."

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, my students can handle it." Teacher Yu said calmly and happily because Shusha was present.

I seem to have seen that after the monitor became a female police officer, after not working for a few months, his immediate superior was like Teacher Yu, leaving all the daily work to the monitor, planting flowers and raising birds, and enjoying retirement life in advance.

"Also." After Eunuch Cao was intimidated by the loyal dog team and shut up, the squad leader continued, "Because the main activity location is on the mountain, where there are not many tourists and is basically in a natural state, everyone is strictly prohibited from playing dangerous games. , you are not allowed to chase and fight in the mountains, and you are not allowed to swim in the water..."

"Hey." Xiong Yaoyue suddenly raised her head from the PSP screen, "Why aren't we allowed to swim? Then I'm wearing my swimsuit for nothing."

Eunuch Cao couldn't help but blurt out two words: "Leucorrhoea..." and was immediately stepped on by the loyal dog team.

Some girls also started whispering, as if they had heard that there was a stream with clear water in Cuisong Mountain, so they brought swimsuits because they wanted to cool off in the hot summer.

Xiaoqin next to me also said with a look of infatuation:

"Classmate Ye Lin, I...I also brought a swimsuit. When I go into the water, classmate Ye Lin must watch me and see every inch of my body...if I go against the current, he must come to save me. , and then give me artificial respiration."

Don't talk nonsense. Of the two of us, I am the one who needs to be saved. You can't help but remember that I am a 100% landlubber. You have been a good swimmer since you were a child, and you can cross the Yangtze River with dumbbells on your back.

At this time, the girl in the front row of Xiong Yaoyue couldn't open the bottle of Coke in her hand because she was not strong enough, so she handed the Coke to Xiong Yaoyue and asked her for help with her eyes.

Who would have thought that Xiong Yaoyue would make a mistake, take it directly, unscrew the lid easily with a "pop" sound, raise her neck and take a big sip.

"Ha, I happen to be thirsty. Thank you. I'm sorry that I asked you to give me a Coke."

Who wants to give you a Coke? You must be more embarrassed than anyone else. They want you to open the Coke bottle.

The girl in the front row was about to cry.

"Why, you want to drink too." Xiong Yaoyue, who still didn't realize that she had made a mistake, handed over a third of the Coke she drank, "Then I'll give you half of it, you're welcome, who of us will follow the other. "

You are the one who is really rude, and you provoked yourself so quickly. Did you forget to ask the class monitor why swimming is not allowed?

"Squad leader, it's hard to get to a place with mountains and water. It would be very disappointing if you don't let me swim."

At this time, Big Speaker, while eating rice krispies, said, "I checked online and found that the creek in Cuisong Mountain is not deep at all. There is nothing wrong with playing in the water to relieve the heat."

The squad leader was not convinced, "Fire and water are ruthless, and some people drowned in the bathtub, let alone outdoors where the situation is complicated."

Eunuch Cao, who was being trampled under his feet, interjected: "More than 50% of the cases of drowning in the bathtub in Japan are caused by playing with s`m, so everyone must be careful."

Niu Shili rolled up his trousers and pointed at the socks inside his sneakers. Eunuch Cao was afraid of being choked by smelly socks, so he became honest.

"Just designate a lifeguard." Xiong Yaoyue introduced herself, holding a Coke in her hand, "I will be a lifeguard, and I will never leave anyone in danger."

"I'll be thankful if you don't endanger yourself by messing around." The squad leader sighed.

"Then let Ye Lin be the lifeguard. He is tall and powerful." Xiong Yaoyue pointed at me. It seemed that she was determined to swim in Cuisong Mountain.

Hey, hey, hey, I can't swim. Appointing a landlubber to be a lifeguard is as unreliable as appointing an ADHD person to be in charge of the nuclear button.

But in front of the whole class, I was embarrassed to admit that I couldn't swim. Men shouldn't expose their weaknesses to others. It's like men all over the world don't like to ask for directions and don't want to admit that others know. He has more things than he does.

"Class, monitor." Xiaoqin raised her hand and said, "Ye Lin is very good at breaststroke. Please appoint him as my full-time lifeguard."

Who is good at breaststroke? Because I was kicked into the river by you when I was a child. In order to save myself, I practiced dog pawing on the bed at home. However, I failed to learn the dog pawing posture and the sheets were torn by my scratches.

"Really?" The squad leader, who got this information by chance, looked at me with questioning eyes, "If someone accidentally falls into the water, Ye Lin, can you go and save him? You are also the temporary safety committee member anyway..."

No, I really want to say it straight. If I go to deep water to rescue people, the number of victims who fall into the water will become two, but I don’t want to admit that I can’t swim anyway.

"Well..." I didn't refuse directly, but asked instead, "Squad leader, you are an all-rounder in sports like Xiong Yaoyue, why don't you be a lifeguard yourself."

The monitor suddenly blushed.

The loudspeaker laughed in the back row: "Don't you know, the monitor's swimming skills are very average, and he can't be a lifeguard at all."

Da Xiao Xiao Elementary School is the same school as the monitor. At this time, she happily talked about the dark history of the monitor.

"When I was in the first grade of elementary school, although the class monitor's hair was not as long as it is now, it was still very long. When I signed up for swimming class in the first summer vacation, the class monitor put on a swimsuit and as soon as he entered the water, his long hair spread out in the swimming pool, like It was a big black mass like algae, which frightened the other children so much that they cried and shouted: 'Water monster,,,,'"

Xiong Yaoyue directly sprayed the coke in her mouth on the hair of the girl in the front row, and then vigorously patted her shoulders while laughing loudly:

"Hahahahahaha, that's so ridiculous. Monitor, you also have times like this."

The girl in the front row had wet cola on her head, dripping down her hair. At the same time, she was slapped to pieces by Xiong Yaoyue's powerful Vajra Palm, with a spoiled expression on her face.

The loudspeaker continued: "Because I was called a water monster every time I went into the water, and would scare other children to tears from time to time, the monitor rarely practiced swimming from then on."

"She won't sink in the swimming pool, but not in open water. As for being a lifeguard and rescuing people, it's even more difficult."

"Shu Sha, you actually have something you're not good at." Teacher Yu commented in surprise.

Do you think the squad leader is a universal housework, sports, and learning robot? Humans always have unknown weaknesses. Even a Spartan like me has weaknesses such as fear of heights and inability to swim, but I can’t. Easily let outsiders know.

However, I heard that the monitor's swimming skills are not good, so I am more looking forward to seeing the monitor get into the water.

People will become timid in areas they are not good at. If the squad leader goes into the water, he may become weak. If he steps on a pebble and slips, just splash in the water and shout for help.

Ah, if the water is not deep, I can swim in the water to save her, even if she needs artificial respiration...

Zhuang Ni suddenly woke up as if on stimulants and looked straight ahead.

"Squad leader, when swimming, please be sure to pair up with Dala to prevent you from being in danger."

Big Speaker said strangely: "My swimming skills are not much better, why do you expect me to protect the squad leader?"

"No swimming skills are required." Zhuang Ni said without any doubt, "With so much fat in your body, you are absolutely buoyant and can be used as a swimming ring... no, a hovercraft."

"Squad leader, if a flash flood breaks out, you must hold on to the loudspeaker and ride it to a safe area. Even if I die, you must live bravely alone."

"You just can't get along with me, right?" Big Speaker grabbed a handful of rice crispy snacks and stuffed them into Zhuang Ni's mouth savagely.

"Bitch, I don't believe I can't shut your mouth."

Zhuang Ni immediately started coughing violently, so violently that she seemed to be coughing out her lungs.

Da Xiaokang frowned and suspended the force-feeding plan. Zhuang Ni returned to normal in an instant and closed her eyes to rest.
Chapter completed!