【587】Lol God
Xiong Yaoyue was playing the PSP version of "Monster Hunter" in her hand. The character she was controlling was carrying a sword on her back and hunting giant-tusked wild boars on a snowy mountain. She suddenly froze, as if she remembered something.
"By the way, Xiaoqin, I just found out yesterday that he is your cousin."
"Eh." Neither Xiaoqin nor I reacted for a moment.
Who is this gratuitous sentence referring to?
Could it be that she is referring to Xiaoqin's uncle's son, Ren Peng, who is a sophomore in college? I remember that his game ID is "Prince of Grass". He has reached the level of a master when playing LOL. He tortured Xiong Yaoyue like chopping melons and vegetables last time. As a result, he joined the "Golden Lightning" LOL professional team formed by Amy, made the first trade, and also took the initiative to help Xiong Yaoyue recruit other players.
"Amy was in a bad mood the night before yesterday. We had just assembled the 'Golden Lightning' team with four strong players, so we took Amy to practice in the bronze group... It was so exciting that we didn't lose, and the win was so thrilling..."
Wasn't the day before yesterday Sunday? Because I didn't agree to Amy's request of "brother and sister having sex", so after she threw something, she went to Xiong Yaoyue and the others to vent her dissatisfaction by torturing people in LOL.
It was during the chat after the fierce battle that Xiong Yaoyue accidentally learned that Ren Peng was Xiaoqin's cousin. I did only tell Xiong Yaoyue that Ren Peng's father was the principal of Qingzi Academy, and I did not tell Xiong Yaoyue that Ren Peng's father was the principal of Qingzi Academy. He is also Xiaoqin's cousin.
"No, Ren Peng is so awesome. You and the other team members are not weak either. How could the bronze group be in a tough battle? Even if you add Amy who doesn't know how to play at all, you won't almost lose in 4v5, right?" .”
After listening to my question, Xiong Yaoyue frowned, as if she was still frightened by the hard battle on Sunday.
"Ye Lin, you weren't there. You don't know how scary Amy is when she comes on stage... It would be easier if she stood still. As a result, she learned very quickly and learned the basic operations in a short time. Let’s go to the front to cause trouble.”
"Are you just giving away your head?" Xiao Qin asked with a smile.
"Hey, how do you know the terminology of LOL?" I said strangely, "You have played it at home."
Since Xiaoqin has an Xbox game console at home, the "Plants vs. Zombies" I installed on her computer last time also broke a new record for the endless pool version, which shows that she is also a person who loves to play games.
"That's not true." Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue mischievously, "It's just that when I occasionally visit my uncle, I heard from my cousin that he doesn't do his job properly at Sister Amy's place. He's really causing trouble for you..."
Suddenly serious, I'm not used to it, because it's in front of Xiong Yaoyue, because Xiong Yaoyue knows that we are dating and expresses support, are you particularly polite to her?
In addition, the criticism that Ren Peng is not doing his job properly is so unconvincing when it comes from your mouth. Do you think he is doing his job properly? The education of the children of Aunt Ren, brother and sister is a tragedy.
"No trouble, no trouble." Xiong Yaoyue waved her hand and said, "Your cousin Ren Pengchao is awesome. He is my idol just like Miss Amy."
I was surprised and said: "You are addicted to LOL, so I admire Ren Peng who defeated you. I'm not surprised, but why do you also admire Amy? Do you also want to be a singer in the future?"
"Because Miss Amy is rich." Xiong Yaoyue said bluntly without concealing her admiration for the rich, "I also want to be a rich person in the future, so I regard Miss Amy as my idol."
"Although Miss Amy has told me more than once that it's okay to just call her Amy, but...when I think of how rich she is, I feel it's rude to call her by her first name."
It's not that you're rude to people, but that you're rude to money. Xiong Yaoyue, both of your eyes have turned into the shape of "$". Can you stop being so obsessed with money?
"Ah." Xiong Yaoyue said with surprise again, "Ren Peng's father and Xiaoqin's uncle are the chairman of Qingzi Academy. So...could it be that Xiaoqin is also a hidden rich lady? How rude. Ah, our class is really a crouching tiger, hidden dragon. Miss Xiaoqin, please accept my respect and be friends with me."
Nima, Xiong Yaoyue, where have all your moral integrity gone? You can address anyone who has money as Miss, Sir.
"Nothing." Xiao Qin waved her hand and said, "Winnie, you misunderstood. The relationship between my mother and uncle was very tense in the early years, but it has become better in recent years...and my mother never accepts financial assistance from my uncle..."
Is it because Aunt Ren had a flash marriage with Huo Zhenbang in Hong Kong, so she had a falling out with her family? Later, Aunt Ren discovered that Huo Zhenbang was cheating on her, and after beating him up, she didn't want any of his property, and took Xiaoqin back to the mainland, in order to Not being laughed at by his father and brother, not accepting assistance, and relying on his own comeback as a Sanda instructor and acting as a movie martial arts consultant to make ends meet, those days were indeed very sad.
Otherwise, given Xiaoqin's background, there is really no reason to spend her childhood in a large courtyard with me.
Because of this, although her mother's career has improved and her economic situation has improved, and she has become a middle-class family, Xiaoqin still does not have the habit of a wealthy lady, and even Gong Caicai occasionally shows that she comes from a wealthy family. There is no composure or elegance at all.
After deleting all the weird knowledge that Xiaoqin learned from girl comics, the remaining girl probably has a similar style to Xiong Yaoyue. If the two grew up together, they would definitely play together.
But it may not be a good thing for me. If the "Little Bully x 2" combination appears, will I be bullied to death, or will I be bullied to death?
"Ah, that's such a pity..." Xiong Yaoyue didn't quite understand Xiaoqin's mother's insistence on financial independence. "If I had such a rich brother, I would definitely kneel down and ask him to give me the money." Give me some."
Can you please stop using the word "kneeling and licking"? I know this word is very popular recently, but when you use it with regard to Aunt Ren and her brother who is twenty years older than her, it sounds awkward to me.
"Winnie, you've gone off topic for long enough." I said, "Just now you mentioned that Amy played League of Legends with you and almost lost in the bronze group. What happened?"
"That's right." Xiong Yaoyue slapped her thigh and continued like a storytelling artist, "When Miss Amy chose a character, we hoped that she would choose a long-range character, because the 'Daughter of Darkness' is a little girl who carries a schoolbag and hugs a teddy bear. Li, her attributes somewhat overlap with Miss Amy’s, so I think she will choose the Daughter of Darkness.”
Anne, Daughter of Darkness, is indeed a very useful spell system. It needs to explode and burst, and it needs to be controlled and controlled. After level 6, it can also summon a big bear from time to time to cause chaos to the enemy.
"Who did she choose in the end?"
"Alas." Xiong Yaoyue sighed tiredly, "Miss Amy finally chose a lolita character, but...she chose Iron Ambassador Bobby, the one with melee combat."
Poppy is a yordle in the game setting. Perhaps because her skin is blue like Avatar, she is not as popular as Annie, the daughter of darkness.
But compared to Annie, Poppy is a twin-tailed lolita, holding a giant hammer and shield as tall as her body, and wearing heavy armor.
Could it be that Amy chose Poppy just because the opponent had twin tails like her? In addition, the equipment seemed to have high defense and was very powerful.
But in this game, looking tough and actually being tough are two different things. Even if you are really tough, you can't stop the opponent's concentrated fire attack. It's best for beginners not to use melee combat and not to rush to the front.
After listening to Xiong Yaoyue's description, I can probably understand why it was so difficult to win the night before yesterday.
Because Amy's Bobby is very active, she bought five pairs of speed shoes in order to run faster.
In fact, in LOL, the acceleration effect of shoes does not stack, but as Amy is a team shareholder, and when she is so angry, no one dares to remind her.
No matter what, she still ran pretty fast. Next, Amy went around grabbing soldiers and wild monsters, regardless of whether she could beat them or not, because the purpose of forming the "Golden Lightning" team was to make Amy feel happy and vent her stress, so The other team members had no choice but to show humility and give up their experience and gold coins to the boss. They also had to help with a few fights to prevent Amy from being killed by wild monsters or being attacked by enemy players who jumped out.
As a result, the overall development of the team was delayed, and Amy, the most useless member of the team, rose to the second level of the team.
But as the saying goes, there is no cheating, only more cheating.
Amy's trump card is yet to come.
Steel Ambassador Bobby has a skill called "Heroic Charge", which is used to charge towards the enemy and then lead the enemy to charge for a short distance.
In the hands of an expert, this skill can be used to perfection. It can not only interrupt the enemy's spellcasting, but also enable him to escape and chase. There is no limit to what can be imagined.
As a result, after Amy discovered the interesting aspect of this skill, she immediately used Steel Ambassador Bobby as a super troublemaker.
Once it's cooled, use it, no matter if the time is right or not.
When the opponent had a trace of health left, his teammates were about to kill him, but Amy made a "heroic charge" and pushed the enemy with remaining health far away, so the enemy ran back to the tower.
When her teammates had a trace of health left and were being chased by the enemy, Amy bravely joined the battle group, and then made another "heroic charge", pushing the enemies who were originally unable to catch up to her teammates to their side, and her teammates immediately pounced. No.
All in all, all in all, with Amy's activity, the other four people were so anxious that they vomited blood.
At least the teammates in the platinum group were dragged down by Amy and almost suffered a disastrous defeat in the bronze group.
That's not all. After Ren Peng's efforts finally turned defeat into victory, Amy commented without knowing herself:
"You are so stupid. Fortunately, you have me, otherwise you would have lost."
We are all under the roof and we have to bow our heads. Because joining the team will bring you a generous salary, so everyone has to nod and bow to Amy, admitting that Amy is the best player in the game.
Only Ren Peng, who actively refused to receive wages and only cared about the team's performance, did not flatter Amy and even discussed with Xiong Yaoyue to find a fifth person as soon as possible to complete the basic lineup so that "Golden Lightning" could get on the right track. Only when the average level reaches a certain level can it be possible to lead Amy, who can play new tricks in every game, to win the game.
I heard that Amy has taken a liking to the hero "Swift Scout Teemo" in the past two days, and asked the team members to step up their practice and make sure to give up all enemy heads to themselves in the ranked battles, and also ensure that
Teemo never dies once.
Chapter completed!