Damn it, it's a snake.

The dark brown back is distributed with equally spaced red horizontal stripes, like a legless centipede magnified N times... This is a red snake. The 20 cm length should still be considered a juvenile snake, but the bite of a juvenile snake There is no pressure to die as a minor.

When I was afraid to move casually, Xiaoqin, who had just been frightened half to death by flying insects, suddenly ran over as if he had found a treasure, bent down, pinched the seven inches of the red snake, and lifted it from the ground. stand up.

The Red Snake was caught in a vital point and could not use its fangs, so it had to wrap around Xiao Qin's right arm. At the same time, it looked back at Xiao Qin angrily and spit out blood-red letters.

"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Look, classmate Ye Lin, what a cute little snake."

Xiaoqin showed off to me happily.

"My lovely sister, please don't come over here. Venomous snakes are much scarier than beetles. Why are you afraid of beetles instead of venomous snakes?"

When I complained about this, Xiaoqin seemed to realize something and murmured to herself: "That's right... I could have shouted 'There is a snake on the ground' and then jumped into the arms of classmate Ye Lin..."

Then don't do it, otherwise if things go on like this, you will definitely evolve to the point where when you walk on the street, when you see a pedestrian, you immediately pounce on me, and at the same time shout, "It's a human, it's terrible."

"Don't hold it, throw it away, and throw it away." I shouted, "If it bites you or other classmates, you will be in trouble."

"Classmate Ye Lin likes to worry too much. It's not like seeing a snake inspired me to commit a serial murder or something..."

Don't put the red snake into your bag while saying that. You want to ask the squad leader and the others to take something from your bag, and then let them get bitten.

Ah, I suddenly remembered that the little bully had done the same thing to me before.

I put a non-venomous snake that I caught from somewhere into my bag, and then lied to me that there was candy in the bag. But when I reached out to touch the candy, I only touched something cold and wet, and then I was bitten. That snake Although the snake is not venomous, it will not let go if it bites me. I shook the snake and cried in the room, while Xiaoqin laughed so much that she covered her stomach and rolled on the ground.

It is because of this childhood shadow that I have an abnormal fear of snakes. Once I find them, I will immediately secrete a large amount of adrenaline, stimulating a fight-or-flight response. In short, I cannot take them lightly.

Alas, luckily I am also a Snake myself. Except for the squad leader who is a Dragon, everyone else in the second grade (3) class is a Snake.

In addition to being afraid of heights and not being able to swim, I actually have a third weakness, which is being overly sensitive to snakes. In addition, I occasionally ask people for directions... I have more than five weaknesses. Big event, ancient times. The Greek hero Achilles only had one weak spot, his ankle, and he died of it in the end. I have to be very careful not to increase my weakness.

"It's not that serious." Xiao Qin still said with a smile, "I heard from my mother that red snakes are very common in China. In addition to liking to bite soft things and not letting go of people, their venom is actually very weak. After hundreds of years There have been no casualties..."

"You can't put it in your satchel. You said that red snakes like to bite soft things. Could it be that..."

Do you still remember the movie where Cleopatra committed suicide with a poisonous snake and died after being bitten in the breast by a poisonous snake?

Are you planning to hide the weakly poisonous red snake in your bag, and then let Gong Caicai and the squad leader be bitten in the chest by the red snake that likes to bite soft things?

How vicious, you poor-breasted star is so resentful that you want to send such precious breasts under the fangs of ugly reptiles.

"It won't hurt too much." Xiaoqin said while stuffing the red snake into her bag, "Such a small snake has very short teeth, and it may not even be able to penetrate the squad leader's bra..."

Is this really your plan? How can you succeed? I will protect the breasts of the squad leader and Gong Caicai. Hand over the snake quickly, so that we can still be friends.

With the lofty goal of protecting my female classmates, I handed all the steel pipe equipment to my left hand, and then rushed over to grab the red snake from Xiaoqin.

Although there is some fear of snakes in the heart, if a man dares not face his fear, he will never be able to grow.

"Ah, I didn't hold it properly and it fell to the ground."

Following Xiaoqin's exclamation, the red snake landed at our feet. My heart stopped for a second. Even though I knew the poison was weak, I still couldn't help but avoid it subconsciously.

This red snake swished twice, using the women's union... no, the abdominal scales as power, and quickly scurried deep into the grass.

Please note that I was not so frightened that my speech was unclear and my pronunciation was unclear. Besides, the Women's Federation is very powerful. After my second uncle was beaten by his wife, he had no way to seek help and had to go to the Women's Federation to file a complaint. In the end, the Women's Federation ignored him at all. I also invited my second aunt to teach other poor women who have suffered domestic violence how to fight back.

The road under my feet was originally a slope and not smooth. When I was avoiding the red snake, I accidentally stepped on a small stone and immediately lost my balance.

I shouldn't, I shouldn't, I shouldn't fall in the direction of Xiaoqin. I have the "Yin Yang Sanshou Technique", even if my back touches the ground, I won't fall. Why do I have to fall forward? , and threw Xiaoqin down.

Xiaoqin was a little surprised at first, but soon she put her arms around my neck from below with an expression of happiness as if her big wish had come true.

The straw hat on the head also fell off, and the loose short hair touched the green grass, giving people a fresh and natural feeling.

"Sure enough, it's right to use snakes as props..." Xiaoqin said to herself in a very low voice.

What, have I been fooled again? Did Xiaoqin not originally intend to use the red snake to bite the squad leader and Gong Caicai on their chests? Did she just want to use the snake to have close contact with me?

The feeling of being toyed with by Xiaoqin made me very unhappy. At this time, the two of us had fallen behind for a while because of the dispute about the red snake. I planned to get up from Xiaoqin immediately.

Although, even for flat-chested Xiaoqin, the touch of my body is quite beautiful, but now is not the time to indulge in gentleness.

As a result, my upper body got up, but my lower body encountered difficulties.

They say blessings never come in pairs and misfortunes never come alone. Today I finally realized it.

Xiaoqin finally managed to wear jeans. I admired them very much before, but then she had an accident because of the jeans.

Because I was also wearing a pair of jeans today, the crotch zippers of Xiaoqin and I's jeans were hooked together and we couldn't separate them no matter what.

Damn you, why do women’s jeans have the same zipper position as us men? You obviously don’t need this zipper, okay?

It was super cheating. Our zippers were caught, and I didn’t dare to use brute force to break free. I was worried that my pants would be damaged. There was nowhere to change or repair them in the wilderness.

I had the intention to reach out to untie it, but I felt that I had to get very close to Xiaoqin's private parts, as if I wanted to molest her with my hands.

The most terrible thing is that Xiaoqin enjoyed this accident very much. She hugged my neck tightly and made a "humming" sound under me. It was very tempting, it felt like the two of us were having a wild battle on the mountain road.

I pulled my hips back, twisted left and right, and tried to separate the zipper. While I was doing this very dirty action, Xiong Yaoyue ran down to find us empty-handed.

"Squad leader sees that you are falling behind, and asked me to come over... Damn it."

When Xiong Yaoyue saw our actions, she immediately stopped moving forward and let out a sound of exclamation.

After a while, he looked at me and Xiaoqin under me with contempt, crossed his arms and said:

"Ye Lin, Xiao Qin, you two are not allowed to live anymore. If you do this kind of thing in broad daylight, I will burn you to death on behalf of the people and the government."

When did our great motherland change its name to the FFF Republic?

"Pooh, please listen to my explanation. This was an accident. It was not what you thought."

I put one hand on the ground and stretched the other hand towards Xiong Yaoyue.

"Don't come over here. I'm afraid of getting pregnant if I'm touched by your hand." Xiong Yaoyue rolled her eyes and said, "Same goes for you, Xiaoqin. You just agree to whatever request Ye Lin makes. This is a public place, so everyone can do it. He’s walking not far ahead.”

"No way, classmate Ye Lin likes this..." Xiao Qin whispered with a spoiled expression.

Now that I'm pretending to be the victim, I could have let go of your hands around my neck in advance.

"Winnie, you can come closer and take a closer look." I licked my dry lips, "Neither of us took off our pants. We were in this position because the zippers of our jeans were hooked together and couldn't be separated. "

"What, why don't you take off your pants and rub them together?" Xiong Yaoyue's eyes widened, "The zippers of my jeans got hooked because of the rubbing."

"No." I waved my hand and said, "They suddenly hooked up after falling down. They were rubbing against each other in order to untie them."

"What a coincidence." Xiong Yaoyue expressed disbelief, "Don't think I'm not smart enough to lie to me like this."

Later, she asked Xiaoqin a little curiously: "So, do you feel comfortable like this?"

Xiaoqin closed her eyes shyly, "Not bad...Ye Lin's skills are very good..."

Don't praise me in a place like this, and what kind of skills are needed to do something like this?

Suddenly there was a white mobile phone, sliding down along the fallen leaves on the mountain road like a slide.

Chasing behind the mobile phone was Gong Caicai, whose face was covered with beads of sweat and panting from climbing the mountain.

Although I was at the front of the line with the squad leader at the beginning, I soon fell to the back of the line due to lack of physical strength.

At this time, because I was chasing the slipped mobile phone, I ran down the mountain for a while.

As a result, Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 fell at Xiong Yaoyue's feet, and Xiong Yaoyue quickly bent down and picked up the phone.

"Ha, Caicai, how can you thank me?" Xiong Yaoyue said with a proud look on her face, asking for credit to Gong Caicai, who was speechless because of running.

When Gong Caicai saw me and Xiaoqin on the ground, she immediately turned pale and covered her eyes.

"I, I didn't see anything. I'm short-sighted, so I didn't see anything. Please spare me."
Chapter completed!