"My dictionary." The boy cried out in grief. The loudspeaker may have been interfered with and his shot missed. The dictionary failed to hit the cockroach's back, so the cockroach continued to march towards the back of the classroom.

"Let me go, we really attracted cockroaches." Xiong Yaoyue's seat was in the second row behind the loudspeaker. She had a chance to intercept the cockroach and kill it with a kick, but because Xiong Yaoyue was concerned about the unfinished ice cream in her hand, As a result, I was not attentive enough and let the cockroach pass another level.

"Just wait, I will trample you to death." Xiong Yaoyue chased after her from behind, not forgetting to protect the half-eaten ice cream in her hand.

The squad leader stared at Cockroach and Xiong Yaoyue, who were running towards him one after another, with a bad look on his face.

I'm very curious about how the monitor will react.

I heard from Shu Zhe that the squad leader once shot and killed a wild boar that injured people under the guidance of the forest guard uncle. This was considered to be a confrontation with a very ferocious animal.

The innate hunter aura also makes small and medium-sized animals, such as cats and dogs, afraid to get close.

But I accidentally discovered that the squad leader is afraid of mice, and the color is only black. I don’t know what is so scary about black mice compared to wild boars.

Is the monitor unexpectedly similar to ordinary girls in this aspect? If she is afraid of mice, is she also afraid of cockroaches? She pretends to be calm and looks at Xiong Yaoyue (and the cockroaches) who are getting closer and closer. Is it true in her heart? I was so scared that I didn't scream because I was reserved and dignified as a class leader.

If the squad leader, who is very strong in many things, is scared by cockroaches and screams loudly, it will really be a scene that I will remember for a long time.

So I waited with such bad intentions and did not run over to help.

Suddenly I felt a weight on my legs.

Xiaoqin took advantage of the chaos in the class and sat in my arms at some point. She closed her eyes tightly, hugged my neck and screamed:

"Don't let the bugs come over. I'm most afraid of bugs."

My nose was so angry that she twisted it.

When I was a child, weren't you the one who stuffed beetles, water turtles, crickets, scarab beetles, and rhinoceros beetles into the collar of the back of my neck? What qualifications do you have to say that you are afraid of bugs?

"Get off me." I ordered, "What if someone sees me?"

However, Xiaoqin's timing was really good. At this time, everyone's attention was on the cockroach, and no one noticed that Xiaoqin sat on my lap.

"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm really scared. Don't let the bugs come over." Xiaoqin hugged my neck tighter.

"Why are you afraid of bugs? You used to be a bug terminator. None of the little boys in the entire courtyard are as good at catching bugs as you are."

"The past was before, and now is now." Xiaoqin's expression seemed to be really scared, "In girls' comics, there are often scenes where the heroine is frightened by insects and throws herself into the arms of the hero..."

"So you just pretended to be afraid of bugs and jumped into my arms?"

"No~ no." Xiaoqin shook her head and said, "I learned how to be a girl from shoujo comics. The first thing I learned was to be afraid of bugs, especially the ones with carapace and many legs when turned over... God knows Why weren’t I afraid before? Whether it’s a beetle or a centipede, I’m scared to death when I see one now. It’s true.”

Xiao Qin, who was trembling in my arms, seemed not to be lying.

Did the long-term psychological suggestion make me afraid of bugs? I was expecting to hear the monitor scream, but I didn’t expect to hear you scream at all. You will have another reason to throw yourself into my arms in the future. ?.

"You get off my lap first, and I'll go pick up the bugs."

After finally getting Xiaoqin to sit back in her seat, I stood up and was about to walk towards the back door of the classroom (near the monitor's seat), but I found that the monitor had already taken action.

The monitor took out a yellow-green object from the desk, which seemed to be...a tennis ball. She took the tennis ball in her hand, made a preparatory movement similar to that of a baseball player, and then waved her arms vigorously, and the long hair behind her followed. Raised high, the tennis ball flew out of her hand with lightning speed.

"Pooh, stay away." The squad leader warned at the same time.

All the movements were done in one go, and the range of movements was carefully controlled to avoid being exposed in the skirt. It was really watertight.

The tennis ball that was originally intended to be used against the Three Roses hit the fleeing cockroach at supersonic speed, ending its meager life in an instant.

The tennis ball looked very old. It was probably one of the items that the squad leader had collected for recycling. It smashed the cockroach until juice flowed out. This tennis ball could be considered to have completed its historical mission and could be retired with honor.

The monitor warned Xiong Yaoyue to stay away because the tennis ball was very elastic. After it killed the cockroach, the disgusting cockroach corpse bounced high from the wooden floor of the classroom and shot directly into Xiong Yaoyue's nose.

"Holy shit." Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly lay down on the seat next to her, dodging the "dead cockroach ball" at the critical moment. The boy sitting in that seat was like me, waiting to hear the squad leader's scream with a wretched face. At that moment, he was stabbed in his trouser pocket by the ice cream in Xiong Yaoyue's hand. The cold and painful feeling made him scream in agony.

The squad leader's trajectory calculation was extremely accurate. After the tennis ball hit the cockroach and bounced back up, except for shocking Xiong Yaoyue, it never hit anyone on the way. At this time, it had already passed the highest point of the parabola, and it was about to It will land near the front door of the classroom, bringing this matter to a perfect end.

It’s amazing that the front door of the classroom was suddenly opened from the outside. The head teacher, Mr. Yu, happened to be passing by. Hearing that the classroom of Class 2 (3) was in a mess, he opened the door to see what happened, with a puzzled look on his face. He happened to be blocking the final trajectory of the "dead cockroach ball".

I felt so disgusted. The tennis ball hit Teacher Yu’s mouth without any deviation. The corpse of the cockroach came into close contact with Teacher Yu’s lips. Teacher Yu was not seriously injured at first, but he bent down and hit himself with the ball. I picked up the things and looked at them, and immediately vomited, which was probably worse than Aunt Ren’s morning sickness.

The whole class suddenly became silent. They wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh. All their eyes were focused on the monitor who was throwing the tennis ball.

The monitor was so embarrassed that he hurried over and apologized to Teacher Yu:

"Teacher Yu, I..."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Teacher Yu continued to vomit.

"I have tissues here..."

"Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh,"

Finally, Niu Shili and Xiong Yaoyue stood up and, together with the monitor, sent the teacher to the infirmary.

Later I heard that Chen Yingran was busy treating two male students' knee scrapes in the infirmary. She ignored Teacher Yu who vomited the contents of his stomach and then retched, and just asked him to massage his "internal organs". "Guan, Guanyuan, and Hegu" three acupoints are said to be able to stop vomiting.

Do you think Teacher Yu is a person who came from martial arts novels? Who in the modern world knows where those three acupuncture points are?

It didn’t take long for the foreign class students to spread the rumor that “the female class monitor of the second grade (3) class hit the teacher with a tennis ball.” There were many versions. Some said it was because Teacher Yu was so coward that even the class monitor took the lead in bullying him; some said it was because The class monitor wanted to hit a classmate in the front row, but accidentally injured the teacher. No one mentioned cockroaches, because it was too difficult to hit a flying cockroach with a tennis ball, and they didn't believe it.

The vice-principal also called Teacher Yu to the office specifically for this purpose. The first sentence was: "We educators, the biggest taboo is against female students in the class..."

Even though Teacher Yu was resigned, he couldn't help but deny it immediately: "I didn't do anything. My fault was that I entered the classroom at the wrong time. I couldn't eat for the next three days. Now when I see it on TV There was a tennis broadcast, which made me feel sick."

As if to punish himself for his mistake, the squad leader threw away the two remaining tennis balls in the desk. Thanks to Xiaoqin, who had already issued a ban on people in the Rose Group not to approach the squad leader, otherwise the squad leader would not even have the weapons to protect himself. there is none left.

When I returned the dried book on the window sill to Xiong Yaoyue, I heard her talking to the loudspeaker about the squad leader.

After listening to their discussion, I realized that it turned out that Big Speaker and the monitor were classmates in elementary school, but they were not in the same class. Even so, Big Speaker knew a lot of secrets about the monitor.

"Do you know why the monitor is afraid of black mice?" the loudspeaker asked us enigmatically.

"Don't you know?"

"Hey, you sister Yuhong just knows. If you want to hear it or not, just use pistachios in exchange for it."

"We've run out of pistachios." Xiong Yaoyue muttered, "Can we do figs?" She took out a small bag of figs from her desk.

Big Speaker took the fig over and curled his lips and said, "You are such a foodie. I saw you eating pistachios during class, but they were gone after class. Why aren't you fat?"

Xiong Yaoyue said sincerely: "As long as you do whatever exercise I do, I guarantee you won't be fat."

"Then forget it." Big Speaker waved his hand, "I'll just continue to gain weight."

In exchange for a bag of figs, the loudspeaker told us the story that the monitor and the black mouse had to tell.

I didn't expect that Shu Zhe would occupy such a large space in the story.

The time probably happened when Shu Zhe was 2 years old and Shu Sha was 3 and a half years old.

That day, their mother heard that the gas pipeline downstairs was leaking, so she worriedly went out to check. Before leaving, she told Shusha, who was already more sensible, to take good care of her younger brother, who was taking a nap in bed wearing crotchless pants.

Because her brother slept soundly and honestly, Shusha looked at her brother for a while and then went to the kitchen.

She seemed to have heard from TV news that gas leaks could cause explosions, so she went to the kitchen and smelled it to see if there was any smell of gas.

As a result, within two minutes of going to the kitchen, she heard her brother crying from the bedroom. She ran back and took a look, and was shocked: there was a black mouse entrenched between her brother's legs and biting his penis. jj.

I squirted as soon as I heard it. The taste of this fellow mouse is too strange. Could it be that you knew beforehand that Shu Zhe would become a transvestite in the future, so you wanted to bite off this troublesome thing first to save Shu Zhe a fortune? How much does it cost to fly to Thailand for surgery?

Fortunately, his sister came back in time, and Shu Zhe's penis was saved. It was only bitten with a small wound, and he later went to the hospital and received several vaccinations.
Chapter completed!