I insisted on asking Xiaoqin to apologize to Niu Shili, but she couldn't resist me and finally had to say:

"I can't apologize in person or anything like that. Otherwise, I'll make it up to him..."

"How to compensate? If you put someone in the hospital for half a month, you can't just compensate by treating them to a meal."

"I...I'll introduce him to his girlfriend."

"Hey, who do you want to introduce to him?"

"What do you think of Xiao Huang..."

"Xiao Huang, Huang Rose, the one with a ball-shaped body and a face like Zhang Fei? If you introduced Xiao Huang to Niu Shili, you might as well have beaten him to death."

"No way." Xiaoqin put her finger to her mouth and thought for a while, "Then I have to change it to someone else... The Qianhe Girls' School I used to attend had about a thousand girls, and I could always choose the right one. …”

"Hey, what makes you think that the girl you picked out will definitely like Niu Shili."

"Well, they should give me face..."

"Giving face, is this a matter of giving face?"

"I can say that I am the former boss of Qianhe Girls' School... even though Xiao Hong, Xiao Huang and Xiao Hei have taken over, they still have a certain influence among the students. If the girl I choose does not agree with Wagyu Shi If we keep in touch with each other, we might..."

"Will you be retaliated by the people in the Rose Group? I misjudged you. I thought you were just the captain of the guilty execution team, but turned out to be a big devil who rules the girls' school with high pressure. You forced girls to date others. It can be done.”

Xiaoqin grabbed the hair on both sides of her head in annoyance, "I don't want to either. It was classmate Ye Lin who asked me to apologize to Niu Shili, so I made this move. Besides, if you don't want to be forced, why don't you just train yourself well? Well, if you have someone you deeply love in your heart like me, no one can force you."

What a fallacy! Do you think that everyone else is a martial arts genius like you? People like Gong Caicai can’t catch up to one of your fingers even after practicing for 100 years. If they are violently coerced, they may really cry and fail to follow. I'm dating someone I like.

It suddenly occurred to me that Xiaoqin and I had been arguing so much that we had not considered one major premise: Does Niu Shili want to have a girlfriend?

Big Speaker said that Niu Shili likes the monitor, but a conservative estimate is that half of the boys in the second grade (3) class like the monitor (many people like the monitor as well as Gong Caicai), if Gong Caicai is a troublemaker Like a cute little white rabbit, the squad leader is a black falcon soaring in the sky. He is unattainable and has his own firm goals. On the way to achieve his goals, he will only take an occasional nap on the majestic peak. When you are struggling You have climbed to the top of the mountain after all the hard work, thinking that you can get close to her, but she has already flown to a higher place, so you can only long for it, but you will never be able to get it.

Therefore, Niu Shili's liking for the squad leader may not be higher than that of aliens, just like my current liking for Xiaoqin may not be higher than that of Optimus Prime.

Due to the special structure of Xiaoqin's brain, she completely follows the principle of "love is more important than anything else", so she feels that this rule is also suitable for others, but Niu Shili is different from me. She is a good student in the eyes of the teacher. What should I do if I encourage him to fall in love prematurely and delay his studies? My original intention was for Xiaoqin to express his apology, but it would be bad if he did bad things with good intentions.

So I decided to test Niu Shili's idea first.

When doing radio gymnastics, I was standing behind Niu Shili. Taking advantage of the turning movement to make eye contact, I asked cautiously:

"Niu Shili, let me ask you something."

"What." Niu Shili was very wary of me.

"That...is..." I didn't have a good relationship with Niu Shili, so I blurted out and asked each other if he wanted to have a girlfriend, but I couldn't say anything.

So I asked politely: "Niu Shili, sometimes do you feel empty and lonely?"

I regretted the words as soon as they came out of my mouth.

Niu Shili's eyes behind his myopia lenses were rounded, like lychees about to explode. The expression on his face was frightened and frightened. At the same time, he subconsciously tightened his buttocks to give his precious anus an extra layer of protection.

"I'm warning you." He was extremely angry, but he shouted with a lack of confidence, "I don't want to be gay, you go find someone else."

After the radio gymnastics ended, I lingered for a while before returning to the classroom, only to find Xiong Yaoyue sitting in my seat, busy with something.

I walked over and patted her shoulder, "Hey, what are you doing to me?"

Xiong Yaoyue shook her shoulders, shook my hand away, and then said:

"Let me use your precious space to read and read. I accidentally sprayed my drink on the Chinese textbook. It's all because you said you should love the Japanese when you read the composition. Your seat happened to be next to the window and there was sunshine. I put the book

Let it sit in the sun on the window sill. Please take a good look at it for me. If you lose it, you can ask me to retrieve it."

Xiong Yaoyue spoke to me as if she were a real best friend. She looked at the Chinese textbook that had been ravaged by the storm and said with regret:

"It's really unlucky. Even if it is dried in the sun, it will definitely become wrinkled and the pages will be bent like instant noodles."

Xiong Yaoyue always spoke loudly, and the monitor was attracted to her.

"Little Bear..." Just as the monitor was about to speak, Xiong Yaoyue immediately retorted: "Little squad leader, what do you want to do with me?"

The monitor blushed, "I told you before that I don't like being called that."

"Then don't call me Little Bear." Xiong Yaoyue said shamelessly, "Now I like to be called 'Pooh'. I am high-end and foreign-style, cool and noble, and have a commanding position..."

Is there a different way to say your new nickname is fancy? The last idiom is wrong.

The squad leader frowned and said, "I can't change it for a while."

Like a sloth, Xiong Yaoyue lay half-body on my desk in an awkward manner, grabbed the squad leader's hands, and begged:

"It's not difficult at all for the monitor. Just call me Pooh. If you call me Pooh, I will be more energetic in class and I can get 60 points in the exam. What a bargain."

"Really? How long will your nickname last?"

"It will definitely last a long time. It will definitely last longer than 'Little Bear'. The nickname Winnie finally does not contain a bear. I can't wait to use it for the rest of my life."

Who said Winnie the Pooh doesn’t contain a bear? Winnie the Pooh itself is a bear. If you go to the night market where cheap dolls are sold, you can see knockoff Winnie the Pooh dolls everywhere.

The squad leader half-squinted his eyes, "If I call you 'Pooh', can you promise not to call me Xiao... Xiaobanban in the future?"

"I promise." Xiong Yaoyue said hurriedly, "If I don't keep my promise, I will not be able to get married in the future."

"Okay then." The squad leader cleared his throat, "I will call you 'Pooh' from now on. I hope your nickname will last longer."

"Absolutely." Xiong Yaoyue shouted happily after achieving her goal. Only then did she remember to ask the squad leader: "Squad leader, come to me, what are you going to say?"

"It's nothing." The monitor freed his hands from Xiong Yaoyue's grasp, put one hand on his hips, and changed to a more casual posture, "If you are worried about the textbooks getting wrinkled, go home today and put the textbooks in the refrigerator and freezer. If you freeze it overnight, it will almost return to its original appearance."

"Is it true?" Xiong Yaoyue seemed to be surprised to hear that aliens had captured the White House. "Squad leader, you know a lot of life tips. Many housewives are not as good as you. If I were a man, I would definitely think that you are doing... The perfect candidate for my wife.”

"This is just common sense." The monitor argued, "And you should not eat or drink in class from now on. It is not good for your studies and your stomach. The food debris may also attract cockroaches."

"Yes, yes, I understand." Although Xiong Yaoyue promised in a loud voice, it didn't sound very sincere.

After the squad leader left us to deal with the incident of Eunuch Cao harassing Gong Caicai, Xiong Yaoyue turned to me and said:

"Actually, if I were a man, I wouldn't marry Xiaobanban as my wife."

"Hey, you just swore that you would never call me squad leader again, but you immediately broke your oath. Are you afraid that if your oath comes true, you won't be able to get married in the future?"

"Hey, the squad leader doesn't particularly like changes. Once she starts calling me Winnie, it's very difficult to change it back. So my battle is successful. The squad monitor will definitely call me Winnie in the future, but I can call me squad leader whenever I feel like it." Small classes'."

Xiong Yaoyue is really childish to be complacent about such a level of trickery.

"Hey, answer the question I just asked. Is it okay if you break your vow? This is not the first time you have sworn that you will never marry again."

Xiong Yaoyue put her tongue against her cheek and made a strange look while thinking.

"Actually, I don't really want to get married in the future, so even if I were a man, I wouldn't marry the monitor."

Then the squad leader must be willing to marry you, and why don’t you want to get married?

Xiong Yaoyue held the back of her head with both hands, leaned her upper body back on the back of the seat, and looked at the slowly rotating ceiling fan on the ceiling.

"Our classroom doesn't even have air conditioning. I'm so hot that I don't even want to wear a bra."

"I'm off topic again. The topic just now wasn't the temperature in the classroom."

"Oh, I always feel that there are great differences between people. Two people live together all day long without any distance. It is inevitable that there will be no friction. What was a good friend may turn into an enemy. What a tragedy. , it’s better for both of us to be free, stay together when we want to be together, and separate when we want to be apart.”

So is this "non-marriageism"? I thought you didn't want to marry the squad leader when you became a man because you thought the squad leader was too verbose.

In a self-study class in the afternoon, Xiong Yaoyue once again ate matcha ice cream while doing homework.

Although the monitor saw it, if the ice cream was confiscated, the ice cream would definitely melt in a classroom without a refrigerator. That would be too wasteful, and a classroom without air conditioning is indeed quite difficult. I think the monitor might want to eat ice cream himself, But as the squad leader, she couldn't make such a bad start, so she had to endure it.

"Oops." Suddenly a girl in the front row shouted.

"Ah ah ah ah." Like a relay race, the girls nearby also shouted, and the level of horror was raised to a higher level.

"Cockroaches, there are cockroaches."

Hearing that there were cockroaches, Gong Caicai, who was still far away, turned pale and almost fainted from fright.

A few boys in the front row stepped on it with their feet, but I don't know if they were too stupid or wanted to continue to listen to the girls' screams, so they deliberately showed mercy to the cockroaches. In short, the big black and red cockroach rushed all the way to the classroom. Four rows, in the middle of the loudspeaker and PHS.
Chapter completed!