Listening to the loudspeaker talking about Shu Zhe's little penis that was almost scrapped, I was reminded: Today it's time to run the online store for a while.

Although the biology teacher is a fat single woman in her 50s who is said to have a hobby of collecting viruses and bacteria, her lectures are pretty good and she often connects them with real life situations to deepen everyone's impression of the lecture content.

It was the same today. She asked the students to try to see if they could roll their tongues, and said that this ability was related to genetics. Later, she asked the students to see if their nostrils could shrink, and said that only 10% of people in the world could Can do this.

I was using my mobile browser to enter the Taobao backend, but Xiaoqin said beside me at a volume that only I could hear:

"Classmate Ye Lin's nostrils can be enlarged. Only classmate Ye Lin has such lustful nostrils."

I tried it a little bit, eh, my nostrils can really expand. When Xiaoqin saw it, she covered her mouth and laughed so hard. What’s so funny? There is no scientific evidence that the nostrils’ ability to expand is the same as What does lust have to do with it?

But for me, who just kneaded Xiaoqin's small breasts and took off her skirt last night, I really don't have the right to say that I'm not lewd.

I was a little embarrassed and started to focus on running an online store.

Just as I feared, for China's violent express delivery industry, it is a bit reluctant to send inflated balloons. Even though I put a lot of cushioning materials in the carton, there were still 2 balloons in the process of transportation. Broken.

Fortunately, these customers who bought perverted products were more patient and did not leave negative reviews directly. Instead, they left messages asking me how to solve the problem.

I strictly abided by my father's rules of honest management and immediately refunded their money according to the loss. Uncle Fireball, who also bought balloons, went online at this time. He was lucky. None of the balloons he bought was broken.

"Oh, as expected, the gas blown out from Sister Hongdou's jade throat, stirred by her fragrant tongue, is so fragrant and fragrant, as elegant as an orchid, I feel drunk even after smelling it..."

What a perverted description. As for the fragrant taste, the truth is that Shu Zhe just loves chewing gum. If you buy a box of gum and chew it all afternoon, you will still have this taste in your mouth.

"I'm sure, I'm very satisfied. The new suggestions for the online store I mentioned last time can now be told to you, boss."

I typed four words politely: "I would like to hear the details."

"Hmm, because balloons are basically disposable items, the quality inspection is not very careful when the manufacturer produces them. Customers will not complain if a few balloons are broken anyway, but the high-priced balloons sold in our perverted supply store, Once it breaks during transportation, you will be subject to a complaint."

"That's true. Two of the balloons in this batch were broken."

In order to reduce the chance of breakage, I clearly asked Shu Zhe not to inflate too much, but something went wrong.

"Well, I'm right, so blowing up balloons is not a very good idea..."

"Hey, didn't you tell me to blow up balloons? If you don't blow up balloons, then why should you blow them up?"

Uncle Huoqiu deliberately didn't type for two minutes to whet my appetite, and then he was satisfied and sent a short message: "Blow tt."

What, are you blowing up condoms like balloons? When I was in elementary school, a boy did this stupid thing. He brought the condoms that his parents had hidden under the mattress to school to blow up, and gave them to the girls at the same table, so that the girls who didn’t know the truth would follow him. We blew it together, and of course we were called to the parents later. Uncle Huoqiu, is this the good idea you gave me?

"Don't rush to deny it. This is the best idea. Just listen to me slowly."

"First, condom manufacturers are no better than balloon manufacturers. If a condom breaks, it could lead to death, so laser inspection is used before leaving the factory. As long as there is not too much air blown inside, the chance of breakage during transportation will be much lower. Compared to ordinary balloons.”

"Secondly, the photo of Sister Hongdou blowing up a balloon has made everyone feel so sexy and ready to move. The thought of Sister Hongdou's lips coming into contact with a condom, even if the photo is not suitable for uploading, just the imagination alone is enough for everyone to blow it. .”

"Third, ordinary balloons are useless after releasing the gas exhaled by Sister Hongdou inside, but condoms are different. After releasing the gas inside the condom, you can also put the condom on the thing it should be put on... "

"This is not an ordinary condom. It is a condom that Hongdou's lips have touched. Indirect kissing is nothing. This is indirect sex. I will double the price. It will cost at least 100 yuan each."

Damn, I'm convinced. Uncle Fireball, your perverted ability is unparalleled. I should really hire you as a business consultant for the online store. If I didn't blow up balloons, I wouldn't even have the time to go to the supermarket to buy balloons. Save it.

It's just that I'm not sure whether Shu Zhe has any psychological resistance to blowing balloons. Should I tell him in advance, or should I lie to him and let him continue blowing up balloons, and then let him blow up balloons when he gets to my house.

In addition, 10 yuan of the profit from the original 50-yuan "love red lip balloons" will be donated to special education schools. If it is changed to 100 yuan for a 100-yuan "love red lip balloon", should we continue to donate 10 yuan, or should we donate it? As for giving 20 yuan, if I want to donate 20 yuan, do I still have to argue with Shu Zhe?

Thinking about this matter, it was time for school to end before I knew it.

I was lazily walking home with my schoolbag slung over my shoulder, and found Xiaoqin following me closely.

I go left, she goes left, I go right, she goes right.

He stopped and turned around to ask her:

"Where are you going? This is no longer the direction you want to go home."

The thumbs of Xiaoqin's hands were inserted into the inside of the shoulder straps of Hello Kitty's schoolbag.

"Wherever classmate Ye Lin goes, I will go... I am now classmate Ye Lin's person..."

When she spoke, she pointed her toes inward, looking as shy as a newly married daughter-in-law.

Even though I had no acquaintances on the crowded streets, I felt very embarrassed.

"What are you talking about? Yesterday... we didn't make it to the last step yesterday."

Xiaoqin raised her head slightly, her cheeks turned red, she glanced up at me shyly, and then quickly looked away.

"Today... today I can do the last step... whether classmate Ye Lin takes me home or to other places, I am happy with classmate Ye Lin..."

My heart beat wildly.

When I think that what happened yesterday can be "continued", my blood is like a boiling pot. The beast hiding in my heart wants to jump out immediately, tear off Xiaoqin's clothes, and then press her under me. , enjoy her pure body.

The vengeance of the little bully who bullied me for many years can be settled in bed. Although it is a bit different from the final holy war I imagined, you are the one who is pinned down, so it can be regarded as my victory.

"Classmate Ye Lin, be careful."

I was lost in thought and almost got hit by a motorcycle driving onto the sidewalk. Fortunately, Xiaoqin pulled me away in time.

I pointed my middle finger at the driver's back. If the distance hadn't been too far away, I would have chased him and beat him up. If I had the skills of a squad leader, I would be able to kill him at a hundred steps. There is no shortage of pebbles around here.

Xiaoqin took out her mobile phone and took a photo of the speeding motorcycle.

"This way we have the license plate number." Xiao Qin said with a smile, "Anyone who dares to hurt classmate Ye Lin will definitely be punished by God."

It's not God, it's a punishment from you. Should I do it myself or let the people from the Rose Group do it for me? Although I am also very angry with the driver who shaved his male and female head and dyed the remaining hair purple, But don't do anything excessive for me. It would be even worse if you break the law.

After being disturbed by the motorcycle incident, I calmed down a little.

At the critical moment when Aunt Ren is likely to be pregnant with my father's child, I cannot listen to Xiao Qin and go to the "last step" with her. In that case, Aunt Ren may not only be very angry, but also very irresponsible to Xiao Qin. I'm still not sure how to handle my relationship with Xiaoqin.

Is it a step sister or a girlfriend, or a step sister and a girlfriend? I really don’t want to wear the title of sister fucker on my head.

I made a decision in an instant. Although I don’t know if I will have such a determination tomorrow, I will never take Xiaoqin home today. In my home where no one disturbs me, once I close the security door, I will definitely get into my head, maybe in the living room. Then Xiao Qin was pushed away.

"I, it's not convenient for me to receive guests at home today." I said, "Don't follow me. I...I can take you to the subway station or take you home."

Xiaoqin's face turned redder, "Ye, classmate Ye Lin, do you still prefer to be in my bedroom? Although my mother may have come back earlier today, as long as we are careful and try not to make any noise, even if Ye Lin My classmates blocked my mouth..."

Don't let me imagine that super H scene. Auntie Ren was resting in the bedroom less than 10 meters away, or even walking around in the living room. I was just separated by a door, violating her with something in her mouth. My daughter? Ah, just thinking about it makes me want to stand on the street and set up a tent.

After reciting the Paramita Heart Sutra silently a hundred times, I looked around and saw that there was no one around, so I took Xiaoqin's hand and took her to the entrance of the subway station.

Xiaoqin, who was holding my hand, was so happy that her whole body seemed to be trembling. In order to stay calm, I tried my best to treat Xiaoqin as if I were a sister. Not to mention, it really worked, at least the tent was not put up again.

Xiaoqin continued to tell me on the subway: "My bed is very strong and won't make any squeaking noises. But Ye Lin, please don't make any weird noises for your mother to hear..."

I suddenly remembered that I would install a bug in my bedroom before this weekend so that I could monitor the conversation between Su Qiao and Ai Shuqiao.

I went to see Pentheus yesterday and didn't find any, but when it came to bugs, didn't Xiaoqin also use one? She used an insulated rice cooker to bug me for half a month. It seemed like yesterday. I heard that the hidden bug was It came from the handiwork of a shoemaker in the vegetable market downstairs of her house (I have also seen that shoemaker, and once took the monitor's shoes to him for repair).

Regarding the identity of this shoemaker, Xiaoqin also said it mysteriously, as if he was a former intelligence agent of the country. Later, he did something that displeased the country, so he "hid in the city" and worked as a shoemaker in the vegetable market.
Chapter completed!