Uncle Huoqiu has been working hard on our perverted supply store, spitting out ideas:

"I suggest Sister Hongdou put on some lipstick when blowing up the balloons. Then each balloon is equivalent to being specially kissed by Sister Hongdou. Some customers will be eager to untie the balloons and kiss Sister Hongdou indirectly while taking a big mouthful. Swallow the air exhaled by Sister Hongdou."

The so-called "certain customers" actually refers to none other than yourself, Uncle Huoqiu, but this is a good idea. Since I have outsourced the "you choose what I wear" business to Shu Zhe, I should indeed develop some new projects. .

Balloons are very cheap. You can buy them in the party supplies section of supermarkets. It takes no effort to blow up balloons. Then buy Shu Zhe a cheap lipstick and you can start work. As for how to price it...

"The balloons without lipstick marks are 20 each, and the balloons with lipstick marks are 50 each."

I seemed to see Uncle Huoqiu slapping the table and scolding Fang Qiu for his arrogance.

Damn, I can earn 50 yuan by blowing up a balloon. I will go buy lipstick tomorrow, and I can blow up the balloon at any time. I don’t have to have a 72-hour cooling time like the original underwear. I can make small profits but quick turnover.

Because the old man is afraid of the recurrence of back pain recently, he is more cautious when teaching me kung fu. The time I spend practicing boxing with him by the lake has been significantly reduced.

The direct result is that I arrive at school relatively early every day. On Friday, I entered the school gate early, just in time to catch up with Shu Zhe.

"Brother Ye Lin, are you on duty too?" Shu Zhe asked me.

I didn't answer him, I held a book of exercises with silk underwear and handed it to him.

He knowingly stuffed the exercise book into his schoolbag, looked at no one around, and then extended his hand to me.

"Please bring me five hundred yuan."

With an air of pride and pride.

I'm so proud of you, sister. Do you think it's a shame to use our online store's customer service number to pretend to be a girl and trick customers into spending more money? Please let me know the reality, okay? I took a closer look when I was looking for the goods last night. Damn it. The silk hollow translucent underwear that Uncle Huoqiu chose is a pair of sexy crotchless pants. There is an evil gap in the middle for the convenience of doing things. Shu Zhe, don’t you have to expose your penis when you wear this kind of underwear? It’s too perverted. Shu Zhe, you lived to be 13 and started wearing crotchless pants again.

So not only did I not give him any money, I also looked at him with contempt.

"Even if your 'chat' is successful, there's nothing to be proud of. Besides, I don't have much cash with me. I'll give you the money again when you 'deliver' it to me after 72 hours."

"Why?" Shu Zhe expressed dissatisfaction, "Didn't you always give me money first before?"

"Humph, it was before, and now is now. You forgot how you messed up the 'White Rose' underwear. It must have been the money you gave me first that caused you to be careless and careless, in order to prevent such accidents from happening again. , I decided to postpone the payment time..."

As I spoke, I cracked my finger bones.

"Do you have anything else to say?"

"No, no more..." Shu Zhe muttered, "As long as Brother Ye Lin, you don't default on your debt..."

After attending two classes, as a sports committee member, I decided to skip the broadcast gymnastics and climb out of the back wall of the school to buy a lipstick while everyone was "showing their youthful style".

The class monitor will definitely be furious if he finds out. There is a shortage of people for broadcasting gymnastics. Those losers in the student union will definitely check it out and report it to the teacher on duty. It is inevitable that the class will be deducted. In addition, Eunuch Cao recently claimed to have developed a new technology. This type of broadcast gymnastics of "double cultivation of men and women", deliberately doing wrong movements (for example, the girl next to him turns to the right, with her back to him, and he imitates various OX postures towards the girl's back), maybe Class 2 (3) of junior high school This week I will also wear the hat of "Broadcast Gymnastics Worst Class".

I had no choice but to worry about making the class monitor angry. Only when gymnastics was broadcast, there were the fewest students participating in extracurricular activities. I didn’t want an acquaintance to see me buying lipstick.

Especially if Xiong Yaoyue sees me, she will be even more sure that I am a gay who makes love, and maybe she will share her experience in using lipstick with me.

Speaking of which, it is still unknown whether Xiong Yaoyue has ever used lipstick.

I have said before that there is a bookstore in a semi-basement at the end of the snack street. You can also buy H-comics and pornographic films in secret compartments. Recently, they have diversified their operations and sell books for little girls who love beauty. Some simple cosmetics or something.

I slipped into the hidden store door and looked around. Fortunately, there were no other customers. The boss was sweating profusely and blowing a floor fan behind the counter.

"Young man, come watch a movie." I've only been here a few times, but he was deeply impressed by me.

I remember that the last time I came here, I wanted to buy "The Bible Old Testament" as a copying practice book. At that time, the boss strongly recommended the H animation "Dark Bible" to me, which made me angry.

"I'm not here to watch a movie." I said nonchalantly, "I heard you opened a new cosmetics shelf, and I thought... I wanted to buy a lipstick for my girlfriend."

Ah, so shameful. The boss’s obscene smirk is nothing. The main reason is that Shu Zhe is not my girlfriend. I would have bought it online if I had known earlier.

It’s okay to take Xiaoqin out. Although her dysmenorrhea has not completely ended, as long as I am willing to buy two lipsticks and give one to her, she will definitely follow me happily. I even asked Xiaoqin to do it for me. You can buy it.

"No wonder you don't read "The Dark Bible", it turns out there is a real person." The boss joked on me while recommending an elegant light pink lipstick to me.

"I don't want this one," I said. "Give me the bright red one. I want it to be very, very red."

The boss frowned, Lao Gao, "I didn't expect you, a young man, to have quite a unique taste..."

Nonsense, of course I know that today’s little girls like light-colored lipsticks, and some even wear blue or black lipsticks. The red ones have long been shelved by them, but my lipstick is used to leave a mark on the balloons. The marks are too shallow and not obvious. When the customer gives me a bad review, can you bear the responsibility?

As a result, red lipsticks were too scarce, so I had no choice but to buy one. It was said to "maintain makeup effect for a long time and make lips fresh and tender." It contained some nectar essence that can be "natural antioxidant". Cheap lipstick.

Damn, it cost me fifty yuan, which was enough for me to eat two lunches and still have some leftover. I remember that there were a lot of lipsticks online that cost more than twenty yuan. It was really a mistake.

But after thinking about it, I decided to forget it. Anyway, if the business goes well, I can sell a balloon for fifty yuan and get my money back immediately.

Returning to school from the snack street, it was the break time after the broadcast exercises. I had lipstick in my trouser pocket and walked cautiously in the corridor. Unexpectedly, when I turned a corner, I met the monitor head-on.

The monitor stopped in the corridor probably because he was patting away the wrinkles on his skirt.

Because the tenth set of broadcast gymnastics can easily expose girls wearing skirts, so in summer, girls will basically prepare another pair of pants, put them on before the broadcast exercises, and then change back after finishing the broadcast exercises.

Really, it’s not too much trouble.

What surprised me a little was that the squad leader saw me walking over, but he didn't scold me for skipping the broadcast exercise. Instead, he lowered his eyes and aimed at something on the window sill on the right.

Take a closer look, isn't it a little tabby cat? It's a fluffy little tabby cat, not much bigger than a palm. How did it run into the school? How did it jump on the window sill? No. 28 Middle School explicitly prohibits bringing pets to school. If it's a wild cat, it's even worse.

I remember that the dean hated cats the most. She hated student couples first, and cats second. If she found this little tabby cat, she would definitely kick it onto the road with its tail.

Cao Cao Cao Cao is here. I just thought about the dean in my mind when I heard her annoying roar:

"Where did that cat go? Find it for me quickly. I wonder if the vice-principal is allergic to cats. You must throw it out of the school."

Next came the footsteps of no less than five people. In addition to the dean, there must have been four student council members who were her accomplices.

Judging by the sound, the other party is no more than 20 steps away from us. As long as we turn the corner just now, we can catch the little tabby cat.

The little cat was completely unaware of the approaching danger. It stretched out on the window sill and called to the monitor like a baby.

"Meow~~~~"

As if honey had been poured into his heart, the squad leader showed an expression of disbelief, surprise and joy.

There are actually cats that ignore the hunter's aura. If you look closely, the pattern on this cat's body looks a bit like the overlord cat that often hangs around the monk temple.

It was the cat bully who stood under the squad leader's hunter halo for more than twenty seconds, and finally slapped the squad leader with a meat pad.

Could it be its offspring? Aren't newborn cats afraid of tigers? One kitten showed kindness to him. The squad leader was as happy as a rightist who had been persecuted for ten years during the Cultural Revolution and finally overturned the verdict. He was so happy, although not Laughing loudly like Xiong Yaoyue, but her eyes were full of throbbing, and she was about to cry with joy.

"Dean, can you give me the cat after you catch it?" a member of the student union asked maliciously. Since the distance was very close, both the monitor and I could hear clearly.

"Whatever I give you, you have to take it back and raise it." The dean's tone was cold.

"No, it's my uncle who is good at making the Dragon Tiger Fight dish. I would like to provide some ingredients..."

"Okay, I'll let you take it back."

What the hell is going on here? The vindictiveness of the demon of justice in the squad leader suddenly increased to the point where it soared into the sky and reached the sky. He finally worried about the life of his friendly kitten. Do you want to do it for it? As a class leader, do you resist the dean and even fight with people from the student union?

It doesn't matter to me. As long as you are not afraid of the squad leader being dismissed, then as long as you give the order, I will stand by your side.
Chapter completed!