【329】 Shelter under skirt
I thought that the class monitor would order me to beat up the dean and four student union members in order to save the little cat’s life, so that she would be dismissed from her post and become a problem student like me (why did I have a little expectation in my heart, ).
Little did I know, she actually took a countermeasure that I would never have thought of.
He instantly calmed down from his anger, ran two steps quickly, quickly sat on the window sill, quickly picked up the meowing kitten, and quickly covered the kitten under his skirt.
Damn, you were exposed. You didn’t expose yourself while doing gymnastics for the broadcast, but you were exposed in front of me. I saw your white thighs.
At this time, the dean and his team also caught up. They looked around and saw no trace of the kitten, and felt very puzzled.
"I obviously heard the cat meowing..."
The monitor tightened the hem of her skirt and made an obvious "none of my business" expression, looking motionless out of the window like some artistic girl who was sad for spring and autumn.
In fact, he was observing the next move of the dean and others through the reflection in the window, wondering if the crisis had passed.
The monitor's legs subconsciously wanted to be tight together, but he was afraid of pinching the kitten. If not, it would be very indecent to sit high up.
In order to prevent the kitten in the skirt from being discovered, the monitor adopted the most rational sitting posture, crossing her legs.
The advantage is obvious, so the kitten can be hidden in the triangular space formed by the legs and skirt.
The disadvantage is that when a girl wears a skirt and does this kind of posture, coupled with the expression of not wanting to talk to others, she looks quite disrespectful in front of the dean, and she already has the air of a problem student.
"Hey, aren't you Shusha, the squad leader of Class 3, Grade 2?" the dean pushed up his owl glasses.
The monitor pressed the skirt tightly with one hand, and scratched his neck with the other hand, "I'm sorry, I have a sore throat today, so I can't speak loudly."
Although he saw me standing not far away, the dean thought I was passing by, so he continued to question Shusha:
"Did you see a kitten."
"No……"
Before the monitor finished speaking, a faint "meow" sound came from under her skirt.
Wearing a kitten is absolutely certain. In the summer, if you stuff a kitten into a hot and airtight place, will it stop barking? And even if it can resist your hunter aura, it will be hugged tightly by you, a hunter. If you live there, you will definitely be panicked.
Like a fly smelling blood, the dean set his sights on the monitor's skirt.
The other four student council members, three men and one woman, also looked at the hem of the squad leader's skirt that was trying their best to cover it, either in a vulgar or jealous manner.
"Why are you meowing?" the dean asked coldly.
"No, it's not a cat's meow." The monitor hurriedly denied, "I said it was because my throat hurt and I couldn't speak clearly. I said 'no' just now. I didn't have the strength to say it, and it sounded a bit like a cat's meow... If you don't believe me, I'll say it again. .”
"No~yes, no~yes, meow~meow~meow~~~~"
The monitor, who was not good at lying, stared at the ceiling and imitated the sounds of animals with an innocent expression.
You are so cute. If you extend your hand forward, monitor, you will be imitating the Lucky Cat. Those three male student council members are so cute that they are blushing. The remaining female student council member is so cute. The members were so jealous that their eyes were bloodshot.
The dean snorted, "Don't think you can get away with it this way. Who doesn't know you like cats? The 'Cat Club' I banned last year still has your membership record on the club documents."
Seeing that the incident was revealed, the squad leader pressed the hem of her skirt tighter, and she defended herself without giving up:
"I, I didn't join the cat club because I like cats. I... I was kicked out by my senior classmates because I abused cats. I really didn't hide the cats anywhere."
Suddenly, the monitor snorted, a look of pain appeared on her face, but she finally gritted her teeth and held on.
Could it be that it was scratched by a cat? Because it was locked in a hot and cramped place, the kitten showed its weapon on the squad leader's thigh.
You are such an ungrateful beast. You are hiding in a gentle countryside with unlimited spring, but you are not satisfied. Do you know that there are many people who are willing to take your place in being locked up in that place? The queue can be sent dozens of kilometers away.
"Shusha, stand up." the dean ordered.
The monitor shook his head desperately, "No, my leg is also injured and I can't stand up."
The dean gave a mocking smile.
"It's strange. A good student who is usually honest and conscientious is so fond of lying today. Didn't you just say that you had a sore throat? Why is your voice getting louder and louder?"
The monitor looked embarrassed and bit his lower lip in frustration.
Unexpectedly, the little cat refused to live in peace and started scurrying around inside the skirt again. Because the squad leader held down the hem of the skirt and couldn't get out, he went to find a way out in another direction. It doesn't work that way, it can't be done. How disrespectful to a pure girl.
The squad leader let out a nasal exclamation, his body involuntarily bowed forward, and then his entire face was dyed pomegranate red.
In order to cover up the cat's meow, he forced himself to make a sound between "no cat~" and "meow~meow~".
I couldn't stand it anymore, so I walked between the squad leader and the five people, and stared at the dean of students with scornful eyes.
The four student union members immediately took a step back, pushing the dean to the forefront.
"Ye Lin, what... do you want to do?" the dean asked nervously.
"Yes, what do I want to do?" I asked casually, scratching the hair behind my ears.
"Shusha and I are talking about something. You don't have anything to do here, right?"
"Ah, what a coincidence. I also have something I want to discuss with Shu Sha. Can you, the dean, show your style and let me talk to her first?"
"Huh, Shusha is a good student with both good character and academic performance. What does she have to talk about with you?" The dean was a little angry.
"That's not necessarily true." I blew the earwax I had just taken out on my little finger, "Maybe it's because I have been good at both morals and academics for so long that you want to do something bad to me. In fact, I looked at Shu Shaqiao. With her curvy legs, she has quite a sisterly temperament, what do you think, director of education?"
The dean was so angry with me that Shusha hated me for making fun of her at this time, but it didn't matter, she still couldn't change her sitting posture.
After a stalemate with me for a while, the dean looked at the four retreating losers behind him and finally gave up on fighting me.
Before leaving, he did not forget to warn me:
"Ye Lin, don't think it's me who's afraid of you. I let you go just to save Xing Xing's face."
Stop lying, who are you bluffing? It's me who gives you face, right? If you weren't Xingxing's aunt, I wouldn't talk so much nonsense to you, and maybe I would just punch you.
After the cat-catching team had moved far enough away, the squad leader winked at me.
"Turn your back."
"What are you doing with your back turned?"
"You...you still ask, I want to take out the kitten."
Now I know I'm blushing. When you hid the kitten in, I saw everything I should have seen. It's just a pity that I didn't see what color it was today...
I turned my back, and the squad leader took out the kitten and held it in his hand, letting out a long sigh of relief.
"Little Mimi, you saved your life today."
The squad leader said to the little cat who survived the disaster and was confused at the same time.
"Stop playing." I said, "Let's put this cat outside the school before the dean comes back. There is a hole in the barbed wire fence on the playground behind the school. That's probably where it got in."
The monitor nodded reluctantly, but at the same time felt ashamed that I had watched her embarrassment just now.
"Why didn't you just run away with the kitten in your arms?" I expressed the question in my mind.
"Because you are not allowed to run around in the corridor." The monitor replied in a matter-of-fact tone.
Is it to avoid violating school rules? In such an emergency, there is still time to think about this. Fortunately, the school rules do not prohibit hiding cats under skirts.
We walked in tandem, using my body as a cover, and the monitor carefully transported the cat to the barbed wire fence in the back playground. When we were about to say goodbye, the monitor was so sad that he almost shed tears.
"Mimi, do you live near here? I will visit you in the future. Be careful of bad guys."
As soon as the little cat escaped from the squad leader's grasp, it immediately fled into the grass behind the barbed wire fence without any trace of the squad leader's sadness.
But the squad leader waved his arms at the kitten's back in a pretentious manner, hoping that it would look back at him.
The cat held its proud tail and walked away without paying any attention to the monitor.
The monitor was squatting in front of the barbed wire fence like me. I was boredly observing the ants under my feet, and she was lost.
"Why did you call it Mimi?" I asked, "It doesn't necessarily like this name."
The monitor looked towards the place where the kitten disappeared.
"Because my grandpa used to have five cats, and each one was named 'Mimi'."
Ah, what a coincidence. The cats raised by my grandma are all named "Huhu". They are indeed my cats, and their names are cooler than those of the monitor's family.
When the squad leader stood up from the ground, he put his hand on his thigh and looked slightly pained.
"Sure enough, he was scratched by a cat." I asked, "Do you want to go to the infirmary for some treatment?"
"I won't go." The monitor straightened the wrinkles on her skirt, "There is something wrong with our new school nurse. I suspect she has done very bad things to the students. When I find conclusive evidence, I will report her to the police. "
I shrugged, noncommittal, and hoped that when Chen Yingran was brought to trial, the Chinese legal community would pay enough attention and make appropriate changes to the existing regulations that men should not be the recipients of sexual assault.
I saw the squad leader reaching into her skirt pocket, as if she was looking for a handkerchief, but couldn't find it. I kindly took out my own handkerchief, handed it to her and said, "Use mine."
Accidentally, I also took out the lipstick from my trouser pocket, and I put the lipstick back politely.
Of course, it didn't escape the monitor's eyes. The monitor asked hesitantly:
"I haven't unpacked it yet... Did you buy it and give it to Xiaoqin?"
Actually, it's for your brother, but I can't say it, because if I do, you'll shoot me in the head, then make it into dried meat, and give it to that "Mimi" just now to eat slowly.
So I had to give the squad leader acquiescence.
The squad leader's disappointed look was no less than the one when Mimi escaped into the grass just now.
"Junior high school students are not suitable for using cosmetics." The monitor said quietly, "But let's not make it an example next time."
Chapter completed!