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【327】Sister Red Bean

On Thursday, the first two days of menstrual cramps were over, and Xiaoqin seemed a little more energetic.

"Classmate Ye Lin, classmate Ye Lin, why don't we two go watch a movie together on the weekend."

"What are you going to see?" I said angrily, "Watch "Cinderella's Sister" or "Snow White: The Legend of the Queen."

"The movies that classmate Ye Lin mentioned are so strange...and why do you seem to be angry..."

Nonsense, I only found out after listening to your sleep talk yesterday. It turns out that you have always wanted me to become ugly, and you also physically slapped me in the face. Damn, are you doing this targeted disfigurement? Although you are a Spartan like me. , it doesn’t matter whether you look good or not, but the talent of being a handsome guy, which was inherited from your parents with great effort, has been reset by you just like this.

I ignored Xiaoqin and played a game on my phone called "Gongbao Granny" that I just downloaded last night. It was quite fun.

Xiaoqin stared at my phone screen for a while, and then she drew her neck back when she was called on by the biology teacher on the podium.

I didn't talk to Xiaoqin for more than half an hour.

It seems that students should not talk to their neighbors in class. Instead, they should study hard to realize the four modernizations.

Xiaoqin buried her face in the textbook in grievance.

When get out of class time came, I was still playing games there without moving.

Xiaoqin timidly said: "Classmate Ye Lin, I said..."

I clicked on the screen and ignored her completely.

"Excuse me……"

Crack, crackle, crackle,

Xiaoqin finally couldn't help it anymore:

"Woooooooooo~~~~(gt;_lt;)~~~~Classmate Ye Lin would rather play with grandma than with me."

Damn it, at least finish the full title of "Gongbang Granny". Niu Shili has already suffered internal injuries on the right side. Don't let the whole class think that I have any special interest in granny.

In order to shut up Xiaoqin, I temporarily lent her my mobile phone to let her experience the fun of the old lady. Before that, I sent a text message and called Shu Zhe out to talk.

The purpose of calling Shu Zhe out was of course to recycle the "White Rose" underwear. This time Shu Zhe finally didn't screw up. After handing me the original underwear in the sealed bag, he extended his hand to me.

"Hey, if you want money, don't you, a money-grubber, always pay in advance? I've already given you the money."

"No." Shu Zhe pretended to be angry, "Brother Ye Lin, I'm asking you for new underwear. Didn't I say that I need to make full use of my time?"

I made a serious face: "I'm sorry, I've been a little lazy recently. I haven't taken the initiative to contact customers, and I haven't received any new orders."

"What." Shu Zhe was quite dissatisfied, "Brother Ye Lin, what's the matter with you? I thought I would get the next business, so I didn't bring a replacement underwear. Do you know that I feel so cold now?" "

Liang Suisi, your sister, you are wearing shorts and not a skirt. Even if your classmates take off your shorts as a prank and find that you are not wearing underwear, it will still be much better than wearing women's underwear. Are you still used to wearing it?

I gave him a shudder on the head.

"What do you mean, are you the boss or am I the boss? If you think I'm not doing my best to contact the business, then you can contact me yourself. Anyway, our online store has four customer service numbers..."

"Brother Ye Lin, do you want me to work part-time as your customer service staff?"

"Yes, the one with the girliest name among the four customer service staff, 'Nanguo Hongdou' will be yours from now on. I will explain to old customers that 'Nanguo Hongdou' is a part-time job of a model girl. Since you have a brilliant tongue, I will Just rely on your own ability to bring in business."

Shu Zhe lowered his eyes and thought seriously.

"Then...if I work part-time as a customer service employee, will I be paid extra salary?"

As expected, he still cares most about money.

I opened my mouth and said, "No, you have already earned enough. Do you know that you take the big part and I take the small part of the original underwear business? From today on, the original underwear business will be outsourced to You, I will still charge for the underwear, and you will charge for the original flavor...I will explain the original charging standards to you clearly. As for whether you have the ability to ask customers to take the initiative to raise prices in the future, it depends on your own ability. Already."

"This...customers think I am a woman, and I wear the underwear they choose. If I serve as customer service again, they will be more excited."

"That's true. They might even tease you verbally. Don't get angry at the customers then."

"Look at what you said, Brother Ye Lin, how could I offend the God of Wealth? Since I'm a man, I won't suffer any loss, so I just follow what they say, and then act coquettishly and ask them to give me more money."

Damn, I've already thought of the strategy. All honest buyers, please don't choose the customer service staff of "Nanguo Hongdou" when visiting our store. He is dedicated to ripping off customers with his sweet talk.

After telling him the account number and password of "Nanguo Hongdou", I installed the Taobao Want Want program on his mobile phone and told him the basic usage, as well as the purchase records and personality characteristics of several current customers. He learned quickly. He is indeed a good student in the eyes of the teacher.

When she returned to the classroom, Xiaoqin was still playing "Gongbang Granny" and seemed quite fascinated.

As expected of a boy who has been a boy for a long time, it is easy to become addicted to games.

Seeing me sitting back behind the desk, Xiaoqin reluctantly returned the phone to me and suddenly asked:

"Why would Amy think you want her underwear?"

Damn it, you peeked into my text message box. You were careless for a moment. You can't give your phone to your girlfriend before clearing the text message box and call history. I made the most common mistake for men.

My complexion is white and red, and blue and purple. In short, it's just not normal.

"Well, people in the entertainment industry are inevitably a little self-centered. She is just too sensitive."

Xiaoqin used her English textbook as a cover and looked at me suspiciously.

"However, in the QQ animation groups I have joined, they have recently been discussing some girl-controlled animations, such as "My sister can't be so cute", "As long as there is love, it's okay even if you are a brother", "Three "Everyone must have my sister" or something like that..."

"I told them: How disgusting it is for blood-related brothers and sisters to be together. They actually said that I don't understand art, can't accept the aesthetic trends of the new era, and that I am a moralist and hypocrite..."

"I said that I was not a gentleman but a girl. In the eyes of girls, brother-sister love is very disgusting. They didn't believe me. They even said that I was a foot-picking guy and told me to stay here wherever I wanted to cool off..."

"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm not a big guy who picks his feet, right?" Xiaoqin asked me with tears in her eyes.

Of course you are not a bigoted person. Do you need to go out of your way to confirm this kind of thing with me?

"Then... I said that brother-sister love is disgusting, and that's right."

"..."

"Student Ye Lin, why are you hesitating? Do you have impure thoughts about your sister? The first step is to take away Amy's underwear, and then gradually take away other more important things."

Please, my desire to steal Amy's underwear has nothing to do with brother-sister love. I just want to exchange money. And I will not give Director Cao original underwear. I will definitely wash it before giving it to him. But how can I have the nerve to tell you this kind of thing? Woolen cloth.

"Classmate Ye Lin, if you want girl's underwear, I can take it off for you at any time... How about after this get out of class..."

What are you going to do after class? I don’t need your underwear. When your underwear can be sold for 20,000 yuan, come and find me.

It wasn't until Xiaoqin was called up by the English teacher to answer a question that this embarrassing topic ended.

After that, I ignored Xiaoqin and didn't give her a chance to ask questions. I played "Gongbang Granny" until level 36.

When I was using the computer to process orders at night, "Popeye" and "Uncle Fireball" came online at the same time. Popeye told me that he hadn't been paid yet this month, so he couldn't buy new products for the time being, and he felt a little lonely.

I advised him not to feel too sorry for himself. If he has time, he can chat with customer service number 4, a part-time model lady. Anyway, it’s free.

Popeye was surprised and went to chat with Shu Zhe, but Uncle Fireball seemed to have known about it for a long time and had already talked to Shu Zhe once in the afternoon.

I told him that the white rose underwear could be shipped tomorrow at the latest. He was delighted and told me that he had come up with a new business suitable for our online store.

"I said sister Hongdou..."

"Eh." I didn't react for a moment, but later I remembered that Shu Zhe's customer service name was "Nanguo Hongdou", and Hongdou sister was Uncle Huoqiu's nickname for the model lady.

"Looking at Sister Hongdou's schedule, she seems to be still a student."

"Yes, he is a student, a high school student, but he has a baby face, hahahahaha..."

I concealed it awkwardly.

"I had a chat with Sister Hongdou today. She is very popular and won't get angry even if she makes a little naughty joke. I was chatting while looking at her sexy photos, which really made me think a lot."

"While I was choosing underwear in the store, I asked her for her opinion. It was really a great enjoyment. You must have seen it, owner, the 'silk hollow translucent underwear' is what I chose. Please be sure to give it to me tomorrow." In addition to the price of underwear, Hongdou sister also spent 500 yuan on me..."

Shu Zhe, you are so sharp. You actually made the customers happy with just one word, and raised the price to 500 yuan. In comparison, the profit of the underwear itself was less than 50 yuan.

"But, the original underwear is still too expensive, and the smell dissipates quickly... I think the shop owner can develop some other consumables..."

"Consumables, what do you mean?"

"For example, a balloon would do."

"balloon."

"Yes, there must be people who are willing to buy the air that Sister Hongdou has breathed. Even if it is not for smelling, there is a special interest in hanging those balloons on your ceiling."
Chapter completed!
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