"tasty!"

When it comes to the food she likes to eat, Xiaoqin will never say pretentious words such as "the color and fragrance are complete" or "the fragrance is delicious, fat but not greasy", but just two short, flat and fast words: "delicious".

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She is obviously good at all kinds of fallacies and long speeches, but at this time, she cherishes her words like gold.

"Isn't it that delicious?" I poured cold water on her, "Aunt Ren is well-informed. She must have taken you to many big hotels and restaurants in the past. The skills of those special chefs must be much better than those of the fast food restaurant downstairs.

?”

"No~~~" Xiao Qin said after swallowing a spoonful of shrimp rice in her mouth, "I rarely go out with my mother. I hate my mother's friends asking me this and that... and with classmate Ye Lin.

At the same dinner table, even if you eat stones... eating stones will still taste delicious!"

Hey, hey, what's going on with your suspicious pause? What's going on with your guilty expression? What you wanted to say just now was "eat shit", right? The little bully character hidden deep in your soul makes you speechless.

You chose an uncivilized word! Do you think you can overcome the danger by correcting it in the middle of the sentence and continue to maintain the image of a lady in front of me?

Stop dreaming! Among the tens of thousands of things in the world, the distance between you and "lady" is the farthest! Even Snow White and her stepmother are closer than you! At least they didn't use sugar cane to beat her.

Over my head!

Xiaoqin made a "plop-plop" sound with her Coca-Cola straw in her mouth. She never forgot to stare at me while drinking the drink, as if I would disappear if I wasn't paying attention.

“With such good food, it’s a pity that Uncle Ye is not at home!”

Xiaoqin sighed in a fake tone, her eyes involuntarily drifting to the stainless steel thermal rice cooker above the TV.

What nonsense are you pretending to be? Isn’t it just what you want when my father is not at home? And you have already learned the relevant news through the bug in the rice cooker, right? (It’s all my fault that I forgot to broadcast the news to Xiaoqin several times.

(Put the rice cooker back to the bottom of the cupboard)

"(*^__^*) Hee hee... when I leave, please take the rice cooker back with me so that I can give classmate Ye Lin something delicious next time!"

Appeared! Xiaoqin took the initiative to take back the rice cooker, indicating that the built-in eavesdropping device was out of power! Xiaoqin wanted to take it back to install the battery, and then deliver it again in the name of delivering rice? What you think is so beautiful!

I sneered: "I didn't expect you to be so proficient in radio when your physics scores are so bad!"

Xiaoqin was stunned and blinked her big innocent eyes, "How do I know anything about radio?"

I pointed to the eavesdropping rice cooker on the TV, "You said you don't understand homosexuality... No! It's the radio! (This slip of the tongue is all due to too much contact with Pentheus) Then how did you use the long-distance eavesdropping device?

Put it in the rice cooker?"

On the premise of not destroying the rice cooker, I have been fond of dismantling clocks since I was a child. I have tried several times to find out where the bug is placed in the rice cooker and where the battery box is placed. In the end, every time, I failed.

The camouflage level of the rice cooker can be called a work of art!

I wonder if it was the "gay" slip of the tongue that distracted Xiaoqin's attention. Xiaoqin seemed like a child who felt shy because of other people's praise. She held up half of her cheek and said modestly:

"I don't know anything~~In fact, it's all thanks to the help of the shoe repairman downstairs! He was an intelligence officer who made meritorious service to the country in the past!"

Halfway through the words, Xiaoqin realized that something was wrong and covered her mouth with regret, but it was too late.

Shoe repair uncle? Could it be that the last time I went to your house, I took the squad leader’s skateboard shoes with cracked soles to go to the shoe repair uncle who had them repaired? I remember that he was a fan and was watching the Chinese team’s game that day...

It doesn’t look like he’s a former intelligence officer at all! Even if he wants to withdraw from the world and remain anonymous, someone who specializes in eavesdropping should repair watches, right? What kind of shoes should he repair? Is his eavesdropping style particularly good at hiding eavesdropping devices in shoes?

!

I couldn't help but think of "Domestic Lingling Paint", Master Xing picked up a leather shoe and put it to his ear: "This looks like a leather shoe, but in fact it is a walkie-talkie..."

I smiled obscenely... no, I knocked on the dining table with a wicked smile. Xiaoqin put down the tableware in shame, lowered her head and was silent, but she still glanced up from time to time to peek at my face.

"You're pretty awesome!" I said sarcastically while poking the green cauliflower inside the charcoal-grilled chicken nuggets with a plastic spoon, "If high-end people like former intelligence officers are willing to help you, what tricks did you use?

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Xiaoqin hesitated for a moment, then shook her head vigorously, as if to get rid of the original thoughts in her mind, and said to me very apologetically:

"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm sorry! I can't reveal the detailed information about the shoe repairman to you. The National Security Bureau is arresting him! He just came to us because he had no place to go..."

"To seek refuge with 'you'? Do you mean you and Aunt Ren? How dare you, mother and daughter, take in a criminal wanted by the country!"

Xiaoqin waved her hands hurriedly, "No, mom doesn't know about this. If she knew that I asked them for help, she would definitely be furious and beat me half to death!"

"'Them'? I haven't said clearly who 'you' are, and now 'them' appears again? Is there an organization behind the shoe repair man? Is there the Shoemakers United Federation of Trade Unions?"

"Oops, classmate Ye Lin asked so hastily that I was confused by you!" Xiaoqin pushed back her bangs in annoyance, "Anyway, these people don't like my mother very much. Classmate Ye Lin goes too far with them.

If you get too close, your mother will also hate you!"

It completely confused me. What does this mean? Because I always fought alone with Xiaobawang in the past, so I always regarded Xiaoqin as a separate fighting force, and I didn’t think there was any force behind her - why is she so different now?

It’s becoming increasingly difficult to see Xiaoqin’s background!

"Please don't pursue the shoe repair man anymore!" Xiao Qin lowered her head, almost putting her face on the table, "Anyway, I admit that I eavesdropped on classmate Ye Lin! Regarding classmate Ye Lin's mother, and

I know more or less everything about Amy... In addition, I lost my brother Optimus Prime today. My sins are really great! Please punish me! Today I will kill or cut into pieces.

Classmate Ye Lin, let’s get down!”

Xiaoqin, who had tears in her eyes, sniffed. To my surprise, she admitted that she was unforgivable and continued to eat without my permission.

"I...I want to be a full-blooded ghost." She explained.

No matter how many secrets Xiaoqin hides behind her back, it is rare for her to admit her mistakes, not shirk the responsibility to others, and even show a bit of "loyalty", so I am not very angry, but I feel that I am throwing the shrimp away.

Xiao Qin, who ate the rice as the last supper, looked so cute.

"Hmph, in that case, you can decide for yourself what punishment you want to receive!"

I said half-jokingly.

Xiaoqin rolled her eyes and said hesitantly: "When we were talking about Xiang Yu and Liu Bang in the history class, we once mentioned a punishment called 'ding wok'. Just give me that one..."

Cauldron? That’s the torture of boiling a living person! I let you choose your own punishment, wouldn’t you choose something lighter like a clapboard? You are a masochist!

"Well, after I finished eating, classmate Ye Lin threw me into the bathtub, cooked it in a wok for half an hour, washed it with boiling water, and then threw me on the bed..."

Is your cauldron for bathing? And I don’t have a bathtub in my house, only a shower. I’m so sorry!

"This...if we don't have the cauldron and wok tools, Ling Chi can do it..."

No matter how you choose, they are all cruel and inhumane tortures! Why don’t you tell me how I’m going to slow you down?

"Well... when I finish eating, classmate Ye Lin will tie me up first, and then - strip me naked! Use his teeth to bite off my flesh bit by bit..."

I’ve been doing this for a long time with the goal of stripping you naked! And since when did Lingchi’s tools become teeth? You obviously just want me to kiss you all over your body, so you just changed the way you put it!

——The other prerequisites are "wait until I finish eating". How much do you care about food?

"If classmate Ye Lin doesn't like Chinese punishments, we can also change to foreign ones, which keep pace with the times and are high-end and foreign-style! I heard that there is a torture device called a limb rack. The victim is first tied to the bed..."

That's called a torture bed. It's found in the Scarlet Monastery in World of Warcraft. It's made of wood, okay! In fact, your keyword is just bed, right?

"If none of these satisfy classmate Ye Lin, then I have no choice but to use the iron maiden, the most obscene and violent instrument of torture in the European Middle Ages! Then please invite classmate Ye Lin to poke me with your sharpest object! Uh-huh, I'm so shy.

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Chapter completed!