I was so angry with Xiaoqin who lied to me that Brother Optimus Prime was snatched away by the underworld. Unknowingly, I picked her up around the waist and put her under my arm. When I opened the door, I felt like throwing away garbage.

Throw it out the same way.

Unfortunately, the mahjong lady who lives above my house was coming downstairs. She carried a bag of kitchen scraps in each hand. When she saw me opening the door suddenly and holding something under my arm, she had a bad look in her eyes and said hello to me.

explain:

"Why, young man, do you want to take out the garbage too?"

When she got a little closer, she saw Xiao Qin with her limbs off the ground. A pitiful expression appeared on Xiao Qin's face, as if she was saying: I am garbage, I will be thrown away today.

Although I also threw away damaged inflatable dolls in the middle of the night, and the community security guard thought it was a murder and dumped the body, which made the neighbors not surprised at me, but today I saw that I was going to throw a living person as garbage, and my aunt still

Not a small surprise.

"What! Don't you want this too!?"

Although I really wanted to ask my aunt to help me put Xiaoqin into the trash can, I thought it would take a lot of effort, so I had to give my aunt a wry smile, close the door, and put Xiaoqin back.

Although I am strong, I am not the Incredible Hulk. Carrying Xiaoqin under one arm is still quite heavy. When I returned to the living room, I wanted to throw her on the sofa, but my house only had a small single sofa, so I couldn’t.

Xiaoqin threw it sideways.

Without thinking much, he walked directly into my bedroom, avoiding the hanging sandbags, and threw Xiaoqin onto my single bed, causing her to fall heavily onto my mattress.

Xiaoqin, still carrying a maroon schoolbag on her shoulders and not even taking off her canvas shoes, lay on my bed as if her whole body was falling apart, burying her red face into my pillow.

"Classmate Ye Lin, as expected...is this the only way to calm you down?"

"ha?"

Xiaoqin spread her hands and feet on the mattress, making a very submissive look. She was very careful not to let the soles of her shoes touch the dirty sheets. Her whole body was somewhat like an "X" shape.

"Well, don't you even take off your schoolbag? Does Ye Lin like me carrying my schoolbag? Does Ye Lin get extra pleasure when I carry my schoolbag?"

"——But you should take off your shoes no matter what, right? It's not high heels, it doesn't add much to the mood... I'm really sorry, I really can't get used to wearing high heels. I knew that the lecherous classmate Ye Lin would definitely punish me like this, but actually

It's really rude not to package yourself properly..."

After saying that, Xiaoqin lay motionless on the mattress, as if she was letting me take advantage of her.

You take it too literally! You are like a dead fish!

Are you seducing me? You really are seducing me! But why don’t I feel seduced at all? You are carrying your schoolbag now like a poor female student who is overwhelmed by the heavy workload of exam-oriented education.

!People who don’t know the inside story would think you were unconscious in my bed!

I remember that Su Qiao also seduced me when we were in the hotel. Although her skills were not perfect, at least she took off her clothes! Do you want to deal with it without even untying your shoelaces?

No, I'm not expecting Xiaoqin to take off her clothes, I'm just criticizing her unprofessional attitude.

Xiaoqin just lay on the bed and waited silently for a while. When she noticed that I was neither approaching nor leaving, she slightly raised her head from the pillow.

"Is classmate Ye Lin still angry? Even if I apologize like this, can't you do it?"

Why are you apologizing! Are you prostrate? But the direction is wrong! You should at least point your head at me! Who wants to see your little butt under your skirt!

"Well, it really is because I didn't package myself well enough, right? I looked through my mother's underwear drawer temporarily, but after the divorce, my mother burned all her sexy underwear, and even if I found the size, it wouldn't be right...

"

"So, not only am I wearing an ordinary school uniform outside, but I'm also wearing ordinary underwear underneath. It's really shameful..."

It's shameful for you to go through Auntie Ren's underwear drawer! With your dead fish posture lying on my bed, even if you wear sexy underwear, it won't make any difference!

It suddenly occurred to me that Xiaoqin is so short now, it doesn't seem to be inherited from Aunt Ren, and Aunt Ren is not flat-chested like Xiaoqin. Could it be that the genes for short stature and small breasts come from Xiaoqin's father's lineage?

"Dong dong dong", someone knocked on the door, I walked out of the bedroom and opened the door, and sure enough, it was the takeaway guy.

Originally, it was to celebrate the return of Optimus Prime, so I specially ordered something good from the newly opened fast food restaurant downstairs, including a charcoal-grilled chicken rice (specially half-price due to the raging bird flu) and a mixed shrimp rice.

I also added three skewers of grilled squid, two cups of Coke, and some French fries.

The results are great now. Did you lie to me that Optimus Prime was kidnapped by the underworld? If the portions given by this fast food restaurant were not so large, I would definitely eat them all by myself!

After putting the delicious food on the dining table, I went back to look at Xiaoqin on the bed in the bedroom. I didn't know when she had taken off her schoolbag and put it next to her.

Huh, didn't you say you wanted to play "schoolbag play" with me? Why did you change your mind so quickly? Women are indeed fickle!

Xiaoqin unconsciously sniffed the aroma wafting from the living room, and her flat belly made a "gurgling" sound. After school, she hurriedly took the subway home and rushed back again, which really consumed a lot of money.

Energy, right?

She turned her head slightly on the pillow and said to me without confidence:

"Classmate Ye Lin, I lost your Optimus Prime brother, can I still eat the meal you ordered?"

"No!" I returned angrily, "You don't do anything to protect Optimus Prime, but you are quite energetic when it comes to eating? Just leave me hungry!"

Xiaoqin buried her face into the pillow in grievance, "But... there were too many people on the other side! They forced me to hand over Optimus Prime at gunpoint! There were even people carrying rocket launchers!"

Are you talking about the underworld or the Chechen terrorists? Such advanced equipment was not used in the Boston bombing in the United States! They just used a modified pressure cooker! Why did the other party fight so hard to snatch Optimus Prime? Is that so?

Is it me from another dimension?

Xiaoqin sniffed the aroma of grilled squid in the air and swallowed, then sighed sadly:

"Okay, I'm not going to eat. I'll just lie here and listen to the sound of classmate Ye Lin eating to satisfy my cravings... But I might be so hungry that I cry. Please don't scold me then. Hungry people are very pitiful...

…”

Who wants to eat while listening to your cries! This is the weird soundtrack of some unlucky restaurant!

"Besides, I am hungry and have no strength. When classmate Ye Lin is full and wants to come to me, I may not be able to actively cooperate. If I look like a piece of wood or a corpse, please Ye Lin

Lin, please don’t blame me..."

After I'm full and have nothing to do, will I come to "treat you"? You must have watched too many Qing Dynasty dramas! And who wants to play "Corpse Play" with you? Do you think my taste is so heavy?

Having said that, the newly opened buffet restaurant downstairs seems to have good craftsmanship. I wonder if it is because it is newly opened, so it is particularly conscientious. In short, my stomach is wriggled by the aroma of the food while I am standing here. I want to fill my stomach with less nonsense.

It's time.

Ever since my father watched "North Korea Documentary", he has been teaching me that it is sinful to waste food. In this case, let you eat first, and then deal with you when you are full!

When she heard that I would let her eat for her sin, Xiaoqin's face immediately showed a blushing look. She jumped up from the pillow. In order not to let the soles of her shoes stain the sheets, she knelt down carefully to thank me:

"Really...really! Classmate Ye Lin is such a good person! In order to repay the kindness of this meal, I will serve you well after I have eaten!"

Serve your sister! Is your "service" so cheap? Are you a little match girl living on the streets with no food or clothing? You are willing to do anything just because I gave you a meal. Your integrity has already

Fly to Java! Andersen’s nose in heaven is so angry!

I coldly motioned to Xiaoqin to come with me for dinner, but she knelt on the bed and stretched out her hands to me.

"Hug...hug me!"

Who wants to hug you? Don’t touch your nose or face!

Xiaoqin frowned in annoyance, "But... the soles of my shoes are so dirty. If Ye Lin doesn't carry me back as is, the floor will be dirty!"

I snorted coldly, "Don't you know how to take off your shoes?"

Xiaoqin became even more anxious, "It's okay if I only wear socks and step on the ground, but where should I put the shoes I take off?"

I pointed to the window sill, where there was still a pair of smelly socks hanging out that I hadn’t had time to wash, “Just put them there!”

Unable to succeed, Xiaoqin pouted and reluctantly took off her canvas shoes, revealing a pair of small feet wearing white socks.

These socks are much cleaner than mine. To say they are spotless is not an exaggeration. It seems that Xiaoqin's complete absence from sports activities is still a bit boring.

I threw a pair of slippers in front of the bed. They were quite big. Who knew that my dad and I were both in stature?

Little Qin Zhuo followed me to the living room with these slippers. When she saw that there were not only squid skewers but assorted shrimp rice on the table, she happily hugged me from behind.

"Haha~\(≧▽≦)/~Classmate Ye Lin is so kind to me! He actually remembers what I like to eat!"

That's nonsense! You have reminded me more than once that you are particularly interested in aquatic products and seafood. My ears are calloused. It's strange that I can't remember it! And hurry up and release my chest and abdominal muscles! They are obviously for

They were trained after defeating you! It’s really rude to use them when hugging you! Also! Don’t rub your face against my back!
Chapter completed!