I asked you to choose a way to deal with yourself, but you couldn't do without "getting naked" and "bed" no matter what you said? Have you made up your mind to pay for your sin today?

I don't know why there was a hot commotion in my lower abdomen. I couldn't stand up from the chair for the time being. The casual shorts were very thin and would expose my skin.

So I accompanied Xiaoqin to eat French fries dipped in ketchup at the dinner table. Xiaoqin looked forward to the execution moment with excitement.

Speaking of which, my father has gone to compile teaching materials, and Aunt Ren has to work overtime. Today, Xiaoqin and I are alone in the same room, which is really dangerous!

And what is going on in my mind? Ever since I felt that my life was threatened, my lust has been high. Even if the person in front of me is the little bully who stepped on me countless times in the past, I can still get excited for her! I

My brain is automatically remembering where to put the condoms in the online store! There is a voice in my head saying: What does it matter if she is the bully who once bullied you? As long as you hold her down countless times,

Doesn’t that count as revenge?

No, no! I have been teased by words for so long, and if it continues like this, I might push Xiaoqin down without doing anything! I am going to fall into the trap of the beautiful snake!

Bastard, you are still eating French fries as if nothing has happened? You are about to lose your virginity to me, do you know? I might press you down on the bed like a beast in heat and ravage you!

Suddenly I recalled the time when Aunt Ren suspected that I had pushed her daughter down and searched the house for blood-stained sheets.

That’s not good! Aunt Ren clearly warned me face to face that before we went to high school, the intimacy between Xiaoqin and I could only stop at kissing (which means that we have already reached the upper limit of Aunt Ren’s regulations after kissing with tongue). If

I have exceeded the lower limit of my moral integrity and the upper limit of Aunt Ren's rules. Aunt Ren will definitely come to the house to accuse me, right? Doesn't it mean that if I get Xiaoqin pregnant, I will crush my father's two balls? It's abnormal in terms of emotions.

It’s entirely possible for the impulsive Aunt Ren to do it!

After thinking about it, in order not to cheat my father to the point of being cheated, I made a difficult decision: I would drive Xiaoqin away after eating the French fries! I couldn't help letting her stay any longer!

Having made such a determination, I somehow already stripped naked and stood under the shower in the bathroom, taking a shower with Xiaoqin only separated by a door.

In retrospect, the reason for this result should be that Xiaoqin added tomato sauce to the plate.

As if she guessed my intention to drive her away, Xiaoqin tore open three packages of ketchup (a newly opened fast food restaurant is very generous) and tried to add it to the plate, but she couldn't sit firmly and the chair tipped over backwards.

, it’s about to take people and chairs, add ketchup, and create a hodgepodge on the floor.

The most important training for martial arts practitioners is stance and horse stance. How could you, who has been trained by your aunt since childhood, have an unstable lower body? A four-legged chair plus a two-legged you have six legs in total. It is possible to have six legs.

If you lose your balance and are so useless, you might as well be reincarnated as a caterpillar! At least a caterpillar has more legs!

I can guess what Xiaoqin is thinking with my knees.

It’s just that he wants to stain his clothes with ketchup (for a white school uniform shirt, when ketchup is dotted on it, it will immediately turn into plum blossoms on the snow), so that he can use it as an excuse for not having clothes that can be worn on the street.

You can stay at my house for the night and wait until the clothes are washed and dried before leaving, right?

If ketchup splashes on your hair, you can also ask to wash your hair or even take a bath at my house, which will make the atmosphere even more ambiguous!

How could you let you succeed? Sitting across the table, I made a quick decision and grabbed Xiaoqin's wrist with one hand to stop her from falling backwards. With the other hand, I quickly knocked away the tomatoes that Xiaoqin was trying to squeeze onto her body.

Sauce, let the three packets of red substance fly high and spin non-stop.

I was feeling proud, but I didn't expect ketchup to fall from mid-air again. One packet hit me on the head, another packet hit my T-shirt, and another packet hit my casual shorts.

Three dollars in a row, bright red sauce, I felt like a Japanese soldier who had been shot three times in an anti-Japanese movie.

Not to mention that my hair was a little red and sticky, and peonies were in full bloom at the heart of my chest. The Eighth Route Army's marksmanship was quite accurate! The most unlucky thing was my big shorts - they happened to be painted on my crotch.

Oh! The highly penetrating sauce penetrated the defense line of shorts and underwear, and might have dyed my penis red!

"Oops! Why is classmate Ye Lin so careless!" Xiaoqin pretended to be completely innocent, and then said with a smile:

"As my girlfriend, let me clean it for you!"

I took out a handkerchief (with a Hello Kitty pattern on it) from my skirt pocket and pointed it directly at the stain on my shorts.

Bastard, you didn't see the obvious redness on my head and chest! You just want to provoke my powder storehouse - I won't do it to you today, you must be uncomfortable!

I tried to hold back the rational string in my mind from being broken, and I didn't let Xiaoqin touch my sensitive areas. I got up and walked to the bathroom.

"I want to wash off all the ketchup, you go home first!"

I ordered Xiaoqin through the bathroom door.

"Why, why is this like this! Classmate Ye Lin, you are so wasteful!"

"Huh? Wasted? Why did I waste it?"

"The ketchup on Ye Lin's body can obviously be used again! I'm really looking forward to eating French fries with the ketchup on Ye Lin's body!"

What? Japan, a perverted little nation, has a female body. You are unwilling to be the queen and want to use me as a "male body"?

"And, since water resources are so scarce in the world, it would be too selfish for classmate Ye Lin to just take a shower!"

Eh? Is it possible that I have to sleep with all this ketchup on my head? When did you become as diligent and thrifty as the squad leader? And the squad leader loves cleanliness so much that if there is dirt on his hair, he will definitely take a shower immediately, so why not?

You are hesitant because you are worried about the world’s water resources!

"But... classmate Ye Lin, in order to save water and support the poor residents in the Sahara Desert, you should take a bath with your girlfriend~~~~"

Eh? It sounds so high-sounding, but is this still the purpose? There must be a limit to how much you cheat! I had to turn up the cold water switch to barely calm down!

Suddenly I thought that the lock on my bathroom door was broken. If Xiaoqin stripped naked and barged in by herself, I would have no choice but to engage in a physical fight with her as our old enemy.

The final battle with the bully that had been rehearsed countless times in my mind was definitely not a scene unsuitable for children.

No matter what happens, there must be lightning and thunder, strong wind and grass, you punch me and I kick, fight for three hundred rounds, and finally both of them fall down in the mud panting, admitting that the other party is a destined opponent with equal strength to themselves!

What? You said that the two of us can still fight for three hundred rounds now, we can still fall down on the wet sheets panting, and we can still recognize each other with our eyes facing each other?

But when fighting with Xiaobawang, you can compete with who can get down first. What is the competition with fighting with Xiaoqin? Competing with... Who can climax first?

"Xiaoqin, you are not allowed to come in!" I warned sternly, "If you barge in casually, I will definitely expel you from your girlfriend's position! I will do what I say!"

"Okay..." Xiaoqin agreed with disappointment, "I'll just eat the remaining fries slowly and listen to the sound of classmate Ye Lin's bathing water, which is also very delicious!"

"Who told you to eat just by the sound of me taking a shower! You should finish your meal and leave as soon as possible! I'm in a bad mood and have no time to do my homework!"

Xiaoqin let out a loud "Huh——".

"Yes, but classmate Ye Lin promised to do homework with me! Didn't classmate Ye Lin keep his promise?"

"Hmph!" I yelled through the door while rubbing the foam on my head, "You also promised to bring Brother Optimus Prime to me!"

"But... classmate Ye Lin is a manly man, and I am a weak girl! How can it be the same? Moreover, the underworld's firepower is too powerful! The pop-up, pop-up, rocket launchers and submachine guns are so scary! I can't help it!"

Is this another underworld lie? You're not tired of it either! I concentrated on wiping my back and ignored her.

But Xiaoqin acted coquettishly and acted coquettishly to me through the door:

"No, no, no, no~~~~ I won't leave! Classmate Ye Lin promised to do homework with me! He clearly promised to do it with me! He just wants to do it with me, he just wants to do it with me! I want to be alone with classmate Ye Lin

Do it! The last time we did it with the three monitors doesn’t count!”

Can you add the word "homework"? I looked so angry in the bathroom mirror!

"Stop arguing!" I said angrily, "If you argue again, I will never do homework with you again! Both the monitor and Gong Caicai study better than you, and I will go to them to do it when the time comes!"

Suddenly I remembered that I had gone into the bathroom in a hurry. I didn't get a change of clothes and it was not safe to just go out wearing a towel as an apron.
Chapter completed!