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Chapter 286: Grandpa and grandma are jumping up and down with energy, and teenagers and girls have dark circles under their eyes and are too lazy to get out of bed.(2/4)

Hong Li waved her hand, used her spiritual power to pull the corpse of the sloth over, pointed at the coffin and said, "Did you see it, my trump card!"

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"Uh..."

The sloth looked puzzled, looked at the big coffin, and scratched his head.

"Is this the coffin you prepared for me?

To be honest, it’s a bit big and can hold several of me!”

"Ah, this is indeed the coffin prepared for you...

Bah, bah, it’s not a coffin for you, although it is indeed prepared for you..."

Hongli patted her head and said a little irritably: "Oh, this coffin is not used as a coffin anyway. You can understand what I say!"

"Well..."

The sloth was stunned for a moment, sighed, and showed a sad expression.

"That's right. How can a guy like me deserve to lie down in such a luxurious coffin? Even if I just look at it twice, it's considered a lie down...ah! Head!"

"Don't say such unfavorable words!"

Hong Li played tic-tac-toe on her head and took her palm back from the sloth's head. She felt secretly happy. It turns out that this is how it feels to hit a short man on the head. Is this the happiness of Hei Yang?!

"Ahem, maybe I didn't explain it clearly just now."

Hong Li pointed at the coffin and explained: "This, as long as you lie down in it and close the lid, you can live for a long, long time.

However, this coffin can only be opened from the inside, not the outside, so you need to pay attention to this."

"Really?"

The sloth was stunned for a moment, then floated over and tapped the coffin board curiously with his little paws, confirming again: "You didn't lie to me?"

"Why are you lying to me?"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "If you don't believe me, try it?"

"Well..."

The sloth looked around, and the deep space-time cracks were frozen, like marble patterns, and like the roots of old trees, they were still extending and intertwining.

She stretched her head to look inside the coffin again, and was lost in thought.

"Hey, hey, don't be in a daze!"

Hongli laughed out loud.

"Okay, I admit that it is indeed a bit unlucky, but this is also a necessity..."

Hong Li said as she put several layers of cotton padding into the coffin, and put a pillow inside. After thinking about it, she put another small pillow, after thinking about it, she placed another lighting stone, and after thinking about it, she put it in again.

A communication spirit stone...

"Ah haha, it should be enough. If you add more, it will be too much..."

Hongli smiled sheepishly and suddenly thought of something.

"Oh, by the way, there is also this, this, storage bag filled with snacks, called Yangli Happy Bag for short!"

Hongli put the storage bag inside, clapped her hands, and breathed a long sigh of relief.

"This should be fine, right? What do you think of laziness? Huh? What's wrong?"

"Hongli...Heiyang..."

Lazy sobbed, wiped his tears, jumped into the coffin, grabbed the coffin board, and said loudly: "It's okay, I just woke up and yawned and shed tears. Thank you!"

"Help people to the end."

Hong Li waved her hand, turned to look around, and the space cracks began to become violent again. She shook her head and comforted: "Don't worry, I will let you know when I find a way, and then you can just slide open the lid and come out.
p>

Now hide inside and avoid the limelight for the time being."

"That..."

Sloth asked: "Does Hongli want to discuss wedding preparations with Hei Yang today?"

"Huh?"

Hongli tilted her head and waved her hand.

"Oh, oh, oh, that kind of thing can happen anytime, it doesn't matter! Just wait and see!"

"Hmm!"

The sloth twisted around, lay down inside, and slid the coffin board upwards with all his strength.

"Then, goodbye!"

"Yeah, bye, bye."

Hong Li chuckled and said, "It won't take long, don't worry!"

"Well, that..."

The voice of the sloth floated out softly.

"What I mean is, I won't disturb you anymore. Farewell! Hmm!"

"Bang!"

The coffin lid slammed shut.

Hong Li: "???"

"Hey, what do you mean? Please explain it clearly to me!"

Hongli's hair was instantly blown away, and she was scratched against the coffin board.

"Come out! Come out! Explain it to me! I'm angry!"

"Aha, why are Xiaoli so angry? Who offended you again?"

Hei Yang walked out of the gray fog and glanced at the frozen space cracks curiously while muttering "What the hell is this?" while carefully avoiding it.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?"

Hei Yang patted Hong Li on the shoulder.

"What's the matter? You're howling so loudly. Tell me about it, dad?"

"Black Sun..."

Hongli turned around and looked up at her boyfriend. She hugged him and cried and complained.

"Hei Yang, I was deceived by a bad guy, wow wow wow wow wow, how could she have the nerve to lie to me, I was so good to her, wow wow..."

"Ah, who was deceived? How much money was defrauded?"

Hei Yang was startled, and subconsciously patted Hong Li's back, looking around at trees, stones, cracks, coffins, blue sky, white clouds... hmm?

"That's her!"

Hong Li took Hei Yang's hand, turned around and stood on Hei Yang's left side, pointed at the coffin, and said fiercely: "She was the one who cheated me of a coffin!"

Hei Yang:???

"No, no..."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li speechlessly.

"Speak clearly and don't get tongue-tied."

"You are tongue-tied!"

Hongli curled her lips: "This is what happened, murmur, murmur, murmur..."

"Oh, I understand."

Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li and smiled.

"Idiot!"

Hongli:???

"Hey, hey, if you don't comfort me, you still scold me, right?"

Hongli looked unhappy: "Can't you be gentler when you talk to me?!"

"Uh..."

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, then cautiously asked: "You little fool?"

"..."

A row of tic-tac-toe popped out of Hongli's head, and he jumped onto Heiyang's head. He clenched his fists with both hands and punched Heiyang's head.

"Heiyang, are you ******* going to die?"
To be continued...
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