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Chapter 286: Grandpa and grandma are jumping up and down with energy, and teenagers and girls have dark circles under their eyes and are too lazy to get out of bed.(1/4)

 "It won't work. Your situation is too different from hers. I can tell you this with confidence."

As the date of retirement gets closer and closer, Mrs. Meng has become more and more motivated recently.

My waist no longer aches, my legs no longer hurt, and I can hum a tune I don’t understand even while making soup.

She looked at Hei Yang who was looking embarrassed, smiled, shook her head, and explained to Hei Yang.

"You are reincarnated, abandoning everything in your previous life, leaving only memories.

That's why I can help you operate within the rules, make you a "local", and directly change your nationality.

But the situation of the little one you mentioned is because of her clothes. She is an illegal immigrant. What can I do about this?"

"So it means that she can't drink soup or anything, forget something to make her identity legal..."

Hei Yang scratched his head.

"Can't we also let her wash in the Wangchuan River to clear her identity?"

"It's okay to clean up. Grandma, I finally found out about you and that little girl. You two are talking..."

Po Meng frowned, spoke hesitantly, and nodded affirmatively.

"Well, yes, your usual choice of words and sentences always has an aura of illegality and crime!

Wait, let me check if you have a criminal record."

"Ah?"

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched and he said speechlessly: "Isn't your effort in vain? How could I have a criminal record and be found out?"

"That means the whitewashing channel you found is very professional?"

Po Meng's eyes flashed.

"Be strict if you resist, be lenient if you confess, and tell the truth!"

"Of course... bah bah!! What?!!"

Hei Yang couldn't help shouting: "What do you mean I am a professional in whitewashing channels? I am white from beginning to end!"

"I have reservations about it anyway."

Po Meng glanced at Hei Yang suspiciously.

"After all, you sound like a very experienced habitual criminal."

"Oh, please stop teasing me."

Hei Yang waved his hand helplessly.

"I was wrong, I was wrong. I shouldn't have avoided Grandma Meng. I shouldn't have come to you when I had a problem. I repent, I admit my guilt!"

"You also know."

Mrs. Meng rolled her eyes and scolded with a smile: "You stinky boy is like hiding from the plague god all day long. He runs away when he sees you. Grandma, am I just going to offend you two like this?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's smile froze, and he pointed to the long list of friends on the Naihe Bridge outside, with a look of resentment on his face.

"Look here, besides me, there are several living people running towards you all day long!"

"Don't talk nonsense."

Po Meng slowly filled the soup.

"The dead don't come here all the time. They only do it every few decades. You are more of a ghost than a ghost."

Hei Yang: "..."

"Ha, okay, don't just stand there."

Po Meng waved her hands funny.

"Grandma, there is really nothing I can do. In the blink of an eye, you will be exposed to the Nascent Soul stage. Phew, keep working hard! Go get busy first."

"Yeah."

Hei Yang had a well-behaved look on his face and slowly backed away with small steps.

"Goodbye grandma, goodbye, again..."

"Oh, right."

Po Meng suddenly said: "I'm not from your world, and I'm not very familiar with it. You two are still young and don't understand many things. You can try asking the adults in your world. They may have some ideas."

"Ah?"

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, and his eyes lit up.

"Oh, I understand, I understand, thank you grandma, long live grandma!"

“I didn’t say it would definitely work!”

Po Meng said angrily: "Don't blame me if you don't succeed."

"Got it——"

Black Sun's voice floated far away.

………

A blanket was spread out in the open space, and Hongli sat on it hugging her knees, quietly staring ahead.

The sloth was lying in front of her, looking up at the sky with an expressionless expression.

"You are really bad."

The space next to the sloth was suddenly shattered, and deep darkness surged within it. The turbulent flow of space roared in her ears, cutting her voice into a tinny sound with a slight tremor at the same time.

"Why... tell me... death is scary... makes me... so scared now..."

Feeling the malice of the whole world, the sloth's eyes were red and he looked aggrieved.

"It's better now...I could have...walked with relief...without being afraid..."

"Don't say that!"

Hongli smoothed and blocked the space cracks with a slap, and said angrily: "You said you were afraid of death, we will definitely not let you die.

Hei Yang has gone to help you find a solution, and I'm watching next to you. Nothing happened!"

"Kacha"

"Click your head, don't open it, close it!"

Hong Li looked at more and more space cracks around the sloth, and finally couldn't sit still. She jumped around beside the sloth, gnashing her teeth and scratching with both hands, patching up the east end and the west end, like a whack-a-mole.

Same.

"Close! Close! Close this side too! And this side!"

"Hongli, you have to block me from watching the sunrise."

The sloth muttered in a low voice: "It's already very good. Let's take a rest. It's very tiring.

I will leave after sunrise. In the end, I am very satisfied to have you two good friends."

"Satisfy your size!"

Hongli's eyes were filled with anger, and she clenched her fists fiercely.

"Ahhh! Anyway, give it to me first and be quiet!"

"Boom!"

The majestic power of space exploded instantly, spreading around like a ring. With the point where the red glass was as the center, the space cracks within the radius were frozen like a tide, and the violent space suddenly calmed down.

"Hoo, ho, ho..."

Hong Li wiped the sweat off her forehead and breathed a long sigh of relief.

"This is the right thing, give me a chance, Lao Ao!

We have been friends for more than ten years, right!"

"Uh..."

The sloth beeped softly: "The consciousness of the world is like a set of mechanisms that run automatically. It is almost useless if you try to use it."

"Huh, you didn't tell me earlier!"

Hongli's smile disappeared instantly, she sighed, and said fiercely: "No, we can't just sit back and wait for death!"

Sloth: "I'm just lying there waiting to die."

"Don't interrupt!"

Hong Li casually pushed her long hair back, and under the gaze of the sloth, she pulled out a large coffin from the storage bag!

It has a sliding cover and is not covered tightly. It looks like it is not an ordinary thing!

"Look here, look here!"
To be continued...
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