Chapter 42 [The Second "Thank you, Boss" Battle]

At this moment, Qiao Qiao came up with an idea: "Since that's the case, you don't have to find any decoration company! Don't you have a film company in Hollywood? As you said, it's a temporary company that looks like the set in a movie? Isn't it better if you call back to the company and ask them to air-ship over a batch of things immediately, and then send a few professional talents in the setting to come over?"

I immediately adopted this opinion. Although it would cost more than 200,000 US dollars to fly, I don’t care about so much at this moment, and I don’t care about this little money anymore.

After I sent everyone down, Qiao Qiao thought for a long time with her chin on her back, and then her eyes suddenly lit up!

"Xiao Wu... I suddenly realized that we missed one of the most important links!"

"What?"

"People!" Qiao Qiao looked at me: "The company must have employees!"

"There's it!" I said quickly: "In the airport, Ren Lei and his team left a engineering team. The workers of those engineering teams can pretend to be staff at the company's airport... Well, as for the company's office, didn't I bring more than a dozen people? In addition, you and me, at most, you can just pull a citizen on the local street... Well, one hundred dollars an hour, someone will do such a good thing, and you can squeeze out your head!"

"It's not difficult." Qiao Qiao looked at me and said lightly: "What about the stewardess? Can an airline not have a stewardess?"

"……………” I suddenly widened my eyes.

Flight attendant...Flight attendant...

Where the hell did I go to find a group of flight attendants!!!

The flight attendant can’t just go to the street to get a team of African black girls back! The flight attendant doesn’t necessarily say that he wants to be beautiful, but at least he should have good facial features!

The most important thing is... the flight attendant has to wear a uniform! Uniform!!!

The biggest problem is...I can't get Hollywood film companies to support me in the role of a flight attendant!

Why?

This is Africa! The flight attendant I need must be black! All black girls!

Even the airline flight attendant uniform...

Alas, Curry must have a flight attendant uniform in the film company's props, but all of them are American Airlines' uniforms!

"Fuck, the stewardess uniform. Isn't it just a sky blue career suit with a row of buttons and a company logo! At most, each stewardess wears a scarf around his neck! That's about the end!" I grabbed my hair, "We need about... one hundred stewardess... one hundred stewardess uniforms..."

Qiao Qiao said: "How much time is left?"

"One and a half." I shook my head helplessly: "In one and a half days, I got a hundred flight attendants uniforms... This is East Africa, and there is a war-torn East Africa. There is no factory that makes clothes to take on such a job! There are still people! Where can I find a hundred beautiful black girls to come back?"

"I have an idea... Have you forgotten what happened in China last time?"

"Which one?" I looked at Qiao Qiao.

Qiao Qiao smiled slightly, and then spit out four words:

"Thank you, boss."

My eyes lit up!

I immediately reassigned the personnel, pulled out Hammer and two other subordinates, and finally added Qiao Qiao and I to take action personally.

Our mission is to search all the large-scale entertainment special service industries in the city.

After all, this is also a big city in East Africa, and only in big cities can there be a developed porn service industry!

"Our task is to find a lady! Senior lady! I need a hundred and then bring it here! I allow you to spend up to one million! An average lady's budget of $10,000 is $10,000. I know that the price is a sky-high price. I am not afraid of wasting money or spending money, but the only requirement is to be fast! It must be fast!! And I just need them to come here, wear the flight attendant's uniform and walk me twice here and stand for a short time! This simple job, the reward is so high! There should be many people willing to do it!"

"No, one hundred are not enough." Qiao Qiao rejected my proposal: "We need at least one hundred and fifty! One hundred plays flight attendants, fifty plays office lady office clerks!" Then she looked at me: "In this way, you don't even need to find other company employees! And the people you find outside may not have any professional outfits. And those senior ladies' clothing is much more professional!"

"Yes!" I slapped my thighs, then waved my pen. I directly scratched another 500,000 more and asked them to go.

It’s better to find a lady!!

Why?

It’s very simple. When you come back with these senior ladies, you can not only solve the human resources problem... and you can even solve the clothing problem!

My task is to ask them to find places with "uniform temptation" service projects, and then bring all the senior ladies inside, including the people and the uniforms!!

This day is probably an unforgettable and historic day in the capital city of this small East African country!

I took Qiao Qiao all the way, and Hammer led two subordinates all the way. We started the "sweeping" of various special service places in this city!

Until many years later, the legends about us were circulated in the city's pimps.

"These guys are simply burning money! My God... I usually give a girl up to 500 dollars and it's already high-end goods, but that day, those Orientals were like robbing people. They threw a stack of dollars when they entered the door, and then let all the girls in the audience wear uniforms to show them... Well, it seems that Orientals also like the uniforms of the uniforms... Well, but they only like the flight attendant uniforms and ols."

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This is the third porn entertainment department in the area, Qiao Qiao and I, with our two subordinates... Although this small African country is backward in economy, as long as there are people, there are differences between the rich and the poor, and prostitutes are the oldest profession in the world, and there are lands everywhere.

Although many of these pornographic venues are open only at night, after I smashed a stack of dollars, the pimps surrounded them as if they saw smelly flies, and called and mobilized all kinds of girls in their hands to come for an interview.

This day almost shocked the entire special service industry in the city. All the pimps knew that there were a few Oriental Heroes here.

Looking at the row of girls of different heights, fat and thin standing in front of me, Qiao Qiao and I were very picky and chose the ones with moderate height and weight. Then we asked them to change into the stewardess uniforms and ol suits one by one.

We rented a full three floors of a commercial building far from the city center... In this small East Africa country, business is not well developed, so many buildings are vacant. We rented the venue very smoothly, and the road was paved very smoothly...

Of course, it is mainly because our requirements are not high. When a normal company rents a house, it has to consider water, electricity, various lines, network and other details... We don't think about it, anyway, it's enough to fool it for a long time.

I bought a large number of second-hand office appliances, computers, desks, fax machines, copiers, etc. from the fresh market. I found that some machines were even completely damaged and could not be used at all, leaving only one shell. I asked someone to take the detergent and carefully scrub the shell very brightly.

As for the city decoration, it was too late to do it. Fortunately, the next day, the United States directly airlifted a batch of equipment for filming movies to arrange the scenes. We pasted a kind of paper on the walls and floors, which looked like we had put on the floor and wall cloth, and even saved paint.

A front desk was placed at the door of the company. There was a huge company sign for a brand new "East Africa United Airlines" that was made overnight. Then, two ladies with slightly better temperament were selected and stood behind the front desk in clean O-professional suits. The reason why I chose these two girls was not only not that coquettish, but also cleaner, but more importantly, they claimed to speak English and French.

As for the others, I arranged fifty ladies to wear ol suits and then distributed them at various desks in the company, pretending to be employees of the company.

Because most of the ladies do not speak English and French. They only speak their own local language, so we seconded a local language person from Ren Lei to serve as a translator. While we were talking, the translator would instantly and loudly translate it to these ladies.

Qiao Qiao made a guest appearance as a director for a moment, and then rehearsed it first.

"Who else of you can speak English or French?" Jojo rolled up with a newspaper as a microphone.

A handful of the fifty ladies in the audience raised their hands.

"Very good!" Qiao Qiao said loudly, "At a moment, at the beginning, all the people who can't speak English and French don't have to make a sound. You just sit in your seats, pretend to flip through folders or call a computer...what? Translation, what she said...oh, can't use a computer? It's very simple, you can see the keyboard? Just type it on it!" She paused for a moment, and then shouted to the remaining ladies who raised their hands and claimed to be able to speak English and French: "As for you, at the beginning, you will be holding the phones on the table...yes, I know that these phones are actually not equipped with lines. You just need to hold the microphone and pretend to speak...well, you can say whatever you say, just say whatever you say. As long as you speak English or French, even if it's a chat! Be careful and just say it in a low voice!"

I looked at Qiao Qiao with appreciation.

After Qiao Qiao said "action", I walked out of the gate with a few subordinates pretending to be the target. The two ladies standing at the front desk immediately showed their professional smiles that had been practicing for more than half an hour, and bent down and bowed slightly.

Then we walked into the company's lobby and walked into the office. I immediately saw a serious scene with satisfaction: it was like those normal companies. The open office was busy, with some people flipping through documents, some people typing quickly in front of the computer, and some people holding phones...

Hum? Wait!!

I suddenly stopped and looked strange.

Because I clearly heard a desk next to me that I had just walked past, two ladies sitting beside me were talking English repeatedly with phones...

Well, that's right... I'm saying it repeatedly!

"Stop!" I swallowed hard and pointed at them: "You... the two of you. What did you say to the phone just now? Say it again!"

The two ladies looked at me blankly. I felt something was wrong in my heart, so I immediately came up very smart and translated my question to them.

Then, the two ladies spoke to me very skillfully in English:

"One hundred and five at a time, two hundred at night."

I:"…………"

I resisted the urge to beat someone up. I held my throat and said, "This is what you know about English? Can't you say anything else?"

The two ladies replied that the translator told me: "We know this!"

"Why?"

Answer: Because we are ladies, we don’t need to talk much at our job, we just need to be able to call. It is enough to receive foreign tourists, and it is enough to know this sentence.

Qiao Qiao and I looked at each other and found that each other was sweating.

Qiao Qiao took a deep breath and shouted at the ladies who claimed to be able to speak English and French: "Do you all just say this?"

Dozens of ladies nodded at the same time.

Qiao Qiao and I dare not look at each other's faces...

"tmd, re-arrange!" Qiao Qiao slapped the table hard.

Then we made urgent adjustments, and this time we could only let all the ladies stop talking. Everyone in the office only had two divisions of labor, either flipping through documents or pretending to type on the keyboard.

Then I rehearsed again, and felt that although no one in the whole office felt a little weird, I could barely see any problem - I could only do this.

Then Qiao Qiao slapped her forehead and arranged several details, such as putting a copier in the office next to the corridor. When someone walked by, a lady inside pretended to be copying documents. She also asked someone to go outside and printed two company's sign advertising portraits and posted them in the elevator of the building.

"Do you think there is anything wrong?" After doing all this, Qiao Qiao sighed.

I looked at Qiao Qiao, who was sweating profusely and said sincerely: "I can't think of anything... Qiao Qiao. Your arrangement is already very thoughtful. Thank you!"

Then we went to the "airport" again. There were more than a hundred ladies who were arranged to wear the uniforms of the flight attendant.

It is worth mentioning that in these two days, I am afraid that the customers in the whole city will not be tempted to play the uniforms of the stewardess in any pornographic place in this city... because I have plundered the uniforms of the stewardess in almost all pornographic places in the city.

These flight attendants uniforms are very good, and the styles are basically the same. I specially picked a hundred sets to wear them almost exactly the same. Although these flight attendants uniforms do not have airline landmarks, we could only make a batch of them temporarily and put them on...

Yes, yes, it was posted! Where can I have time to sew one by one? I can only find a place to print the fastest sticker, and then directly paste a sign on the chest of each flight attendant... Anyway, if I don't look carefully, I can't see any trace.

Even if the students are prepared well, they will inevitably be nervous when the exam comes. What's more, our preparation is so hasty. I feel a little unsure... Can this almost farce-like operation fool those Americans who deliberately come to find trouble?
To be continued...