Chapter 5 This is clearly water well ()!

Now Chen Chu knew that the appearance of a loli, cute, enchanting or cold loli, is all appearances. If we start from the practical theory of the essence through the phenomenon, these two lolili are all true troublemakers, grinding people, eating people without spitting bones, everything in the world is a scumbag in their eyes. In their eyes, non-human

Looking at Wang Zhaojun's expectant look, Chen Chu truly realized that he was wrong. Chen Chu always thought that a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl was the cutest time in her life, and it was not until now that she realized that she was wrong.

So Chen Chu hated her very much.

But what can I do if I hate it? The Emperor Taizu of the dynasty said that power came from the barrel of a gun, and a great man also said that whoever has the biggest fist has the right to speak.

Now Chen Chu feels that these two sentences should be regarded as mottos and posted them on the wall to worship each day in the morning and evening.

Working hard and grinding a hundred mouths, even drinking several large cups of water, Chen Chu finally made Wang Zhaojun understand that the sycamore tree is a key protected plant in the fairy world and cannot be cut down randomly, otherwise it will be chased by the highest law enforcement force in the fairy world and the city's gods' management.

As Wang Zhaojunzhi could hear the name of Zhencheng Shenguan, he couldn't help but feel a trembling body, and asked carefully: "Brother Xian, is this Zhencheng Shenguan very powerful? How strong is it?"

Chen Chu's expression was calm and his voice was very low: "I can rule the entire fairy world by borrowing three thousand city-town divine management."

Wang Zhaojun showed an extremely terrifying expression, shivered with trembling spirit, and then without saying a word, he fell on the bed and pulled the quilt on, revealing only a cute little head: "I suddenly think it's good to lie down like this, thank you Brother Fairy ().

Daji is different from Wang Zhaojun. She was just over ten years old. Although she still missed home here, she didn't have long to forget about this matter. After another fight with Wang Zhaojun, she quickly forgot about going home. A monster is a monster. Even Chen Chu, a senior otaku, had to sigh that her adaptability was really powerful.

Just as he was coaxing Wang Zhaojun to bed, Daji had already turned around in the hall, but he kept in mind Chen Chu's instructions and did not dare to perform the unique skill of removing objects with bare hands when he saw something strange.

However, her failure to act does not mean that Chen Chu is not afraid. The little fox is now jumping up and down around a huge steel box, touching it for a while, and then leaning his ear up to listen to the movement inside.

Seeing Chen Chu come out, he jumped over with a smile, hung it on Chen Chu's arm, pointed to the big iron box and asked, "Brother Immortal, what is that? I am very obedient, but I don't touch it randomly."

Pulling the heart that jumped to his throat back to its original position, Chen Chu then opened the door of the iron box and fooled: "Hehe, this is another magic weapon of this immortal. It is called a refrigerator. It can be refrigerated. Ordinary things can be kept in it for a long time without rotting. It has a very powerful function, especially at the bottom, where things can be frozen. Put them for half a year and take them out as long as they are melted."

"Oh," the little fox's eyes flashed with starlight. He took out a chicken leg that was as hard as iron from the lower floor of the refrigerator. He opened his mouth and chewed it "crunched". He said while chewing: "It's bad but it's not bad, but it's cold but not delicious.

Chen Chu burst into tears.

What kind of teeth are you? That piece of meat has been frozen in the refrigerator for at least two months. Not to mention biting it hard, even if you chop it with a knife, you may not be able to chop it...

Forget it, it's a monster, a nine-tailed demon fox, or a nine-tailed demon fox that can only transform into a human form, it's normal for a good tooth to have a good mouth...

After eating for a while, Daji suddenly turned red and finally made her first request: she was going to poop...

Uh... This is a big issue...

Chen Chu was stunned and thought for a while before he came back to the taste. Yes, the little girl had just crossed over and didn't let her touch her everywhere. She might have been tolerant until now... Speaking of which, if she went to the toilet in her original world, what should she do... Thinking of this, Chen Chu wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and she worked so hard.

It’s better to teach her well. With her strange power, if you explore your own house, more than one room will be affected...

After adjusting his expression, Chen Chu looked at Daji with the most kindest, harmless and calm smile, and said, "This is easy to deal with. The small room with the sliding door is just, Hum, forget it, let me take you there."

Daji's face turned red, and he followed Chen Chumai's little feet and walked in. Chen Chu originally planned to tell the place, after all, Daji was already eleven years old and was gradually growing in ancient times. Especially when she was still the Nine-tailed Fox clan, who is famous for her charm, it was a bit of a bit of that to teach her step by step.

But there is nothing we can do about it. We still have to teach it. Chen Chu doesn't want his toilet to become a fountain.

And there is also the convenience that you have to wipe whatever you want... You know.

Thinking of this, Chen Chu almost laughed out loud, and suddenly remembered a joke I saw on the Internet the past few days: "My wife, a fairy-like girl, is also smelly..."

The more Chen Chu thought about it, the more funny he became. Finally, he couldn't help but curl up his lips and smiled strangely. The more he was, the more vulgar it would be ().

Of course, this will never be seen by the little fox.

Well, now I will give the little fox a tip on how to use this modern and convenient tool

Chen Chu, with a righteous expression, looked like a righteous expression, held his head up and chest out, pulled up the bathroom door, pointed to a white barrel and said to Xiao Daji, "This is a convenient place," and pointed to the button on it: "After convenience, just click here."

The little fox Daji blinked her cute big eyes, looked carefully, and suddenly shook her head and said, "Brother Xian, you lied to me. This is obviously a well. How could it be a convenient place for people? Look at the water inside, it is almost as cool as the spring water at my doorstep."

Chen Chuxiu...

After a while, when the little fox's surprise passed, Chen Chu said helplessly: "This is the convenient place. Forget it, I'll give you a demonstration."

Of course, Chen Chu could not really swear in front of the little fox, but the soul of the otaku played a role at this time, and Chen Chu also handed over the matter of wiping his butt: "This paper is convenient for later use, look." After saying that, he took down the paper and threw it into the toilet, and then pressed the button on it, a buzzing sound of water passed by. Chen Chu smiled and said, "Didn't this all wash away? So this is not a well, this is convenient, I understand this time."

"Oh, brother immortal, this must be another magic weapon for you, right?" The little fox's eyes flashed again: "You can magically summon water, and then magically wash away those dirt. What a magic weapon. Let me guess, this must have been used in the water here. Is it right? But I really can't guess where the water and dirt go."

Chen Chu: "…"

Just a magic weapon, it’s a magic weapon. In this way, this thing is considered a magic weapon...

Chen Chu smiled and said, "Okay, the name of this magic weapon is toilet. You can use it first. After using it, go back to the room to sleep. Go to bed early and get up early and get up and feel energetic. I will help you get something to eat tomorrow morning. By the way, do you have to eat meat?" ().

I have to find out this. Pork is so expensive nowadays, I can’t afford it when I eat meat for three meals a day...

Fortunately, the little fox nodded with a blushing face and said, "It's not that bad, I just like to eat meat. Oh my, Brother Xian is about to go out quickly, I want poop."

Well, it’s important to go out quickly. I’m a weirdo but not a wretched uncle yet, yes.

As soon as he walked out of the bathroom, he heard a scream inside. Chen Chu thought the little girl had fallen into the toilet and was about to break into the door. He only heard Daji say, "Brother Immortal, your treasure mirror is so magical, the person who looks at it is so clear. Is it good to give it to me?"

Chen Chujiu: "Do you want to remove the entire wall..."

Fortunately, the little girl didn't make a fuss after it was convenient. She went back to the room to sleep. She had to praise Daji here. The little girl was not as difficult as Wang Zhaojun, and she expressed her satisfaction with the soft big bed in the room.

In his bedroom, it seemed that the Iraq scene had just been bombed by the US military. Chen Chu had no choice but to sleep on the sofa for a night.

No words all night.

Chen Chu slept very comfortably that night and slept until dawn.

In the dream, Chen Chu hugged her left and right, the little loli cat on the left acted coquettishly in his arms, and Wang Zhaojun on the right peeled a grape and gently put it into Chen Chu's mouth, saying in a sweet voice: "Brother Fairy, please try the grapes I peeled are delicious?"

Chen Chu laughed: "It's delicious, this grape is delicious, the grapes on you are even more delicious, hahahahahahahaha."

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Ah hahaha, the hard days are gone forever, the tough life does not need explanation

Chen Chu laughed loudly, and then woke up...

I stood up and said to myself: "I am not ambitious, I am so happy that I am so idle. I wasted my great time in yy, dash."

Shaking his head, which was still painful, Chen Chu subconsciously looked to both sides ().

Daji was coming out of the bathroom. Wang Zhaojun rubbed his sleepy eyes and had not wiped the saliva at the corner of his mouth...

Chen Chu sat back on the sofa, his eyes lost their focus, and he murmured subconsciously. After a while, he suddenly stood up suddenly, looked at the ceiling with a 45-degree angle, and shouted as earth-shaking: "This is not a dream, this is not a dream, it is also a monster with loli at home, and there are two, hahahahahahahahaha."

Daji and Wang Zhaojun were startled by this scream and looked at each other. Daji murmured, "Does Brother Immortal practice qi every day?"

Wang Zhaojun curled his lips: "I have never seen a country immortal on the market. I have only visited this place and I have been so happy with him."

"Yeah, huh"

Chen Chu coughed dryly, carefully tidy up his clothes, and then carefully fiddled with his long-sleeping hair, and walked into the bathroom without revealing any strangeness.

The head can be broken, the hairstyle must not be messed up in front of the loli

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