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Chapter 4 Enchanting! This seat is not allowed to spare you!

Chapter 4: The Demon ()! I will forgive you!

Daji was a vixen and a loli vixen before. Now, a bigger loli Qingluan has come. Should I change my name to "Happy Living with Two Monsters"?

Chen Chu had no choice but to come to his house, but he was a guest from far away. Now the two loli didn't fight anymore, but it was a good time to sit down and drink water and chat and eat melon seeds. Chen Chu said carelessly: "I said fellow Taoist Zhaojun, since he came from far away, shouldn't we fight?" After saying that, he pulled the little fox Daji to his side and introduced: "This is also the same as fellow Taoist Zhaojun. He encountered a ball of black fog. When he came to his senses, he would come to me (). Everyone should not conflict because of their identity issues."

Seeing that Wang Zhaojun slightly put away his hostile attitude, Chen Chu then introduced: "This is Daji, the incarnation of the Nine-tailed Fairy Fox, a very obedient good boy."

Daji was about to nod, but the big loli Wang Zhaojun suddenly raised his eyebrows and shouted angrily: "Bold monster, it turns out that it is you, the vixen who harms the country and the people. I also think that this is an immortal land here, it turns out to be a demon cave. It seems that your so-called Fahai is not a good thing, look at the fire."

I, can you turn against me if you don’t say that? Although this Fahai is indeed not a good thing...

Seeing Wang Zhaojun's pink face, Chen Chu jumped three feet high - stay away from this evil land first

Seeing that the Qingluan Loli Wang Zhaojun was about to take action, the little fox Daji was very tough. He changed his previous fear of being pleasing to others and said with a smile: "Oh, my sister is angry, do you really think that I am afraid of you?"

Chen Chu breathed a sigh of relief, returned to the living room silently, turned on the computer, created a new word document, and solemnly typed out the following big words: Living with two cruel lolitas...

This is because the title of the book is at most twelve words, otherwise Chen Chu would definitely name the book "Living in a Worry Life with Two Fierce Monster Loli". At the end, he had to add a line of ps: Please comfort me, please give me a bag.

However, there are two little loli in the family fighting, and they compete with their momentum over their eyes. Chen Chu's inspiration is like a blowout, so he writes the following passage at the beginning—

"The hard life does not need explanation. I always feel that I have been very unlucky all my life.

But just today, I suddenly became lucky. I thought I would be better. Even if it was not so miserable, at least I shouldn't be too miserable. But I thought it was a love luck, but who knew it was a love luck or a small love disaster.

At this time, the little loli with two furry ears like foxes sitting in front of me actually said that her name was Daji

It is the legendary Su Daji ().

This matter has to start from the afternoon..."

At this time, the two lolitas in the next bedroom had already handed over. The sound of "bang bang bang bang bang" made people's teeth sore, and the sound of "dink bang bang" made Chen Chu feel sore in his heart - it was all money that was smashed. We are a writer, and we have to add the word "slap" in front of it. Even if we sign a contract, we don't even have to mention the monthly ticket for rewards. Even if the salary is only over 2,000 yuan a month, who can bear it if you keep it like this?

Thinking of this, Chen Chu became angry from his heart, and evilly aroused his courage. He roared and blurted out: "Go to be quiet, let me fight again and be careful of your little farts - farts."

The voices of the two loli were heard from the house at the same time: "Shut up to me (slaughter)"

I'm so scared

Chen Chu went to the kitchen to pull out a bamboo chopstick and bit it into his mouth. He angrily changed the title of the book on the word to the following words-

"A hard life with two tyrannosaurus loli"

At this moment, the fighting between the two loli shocked the rest of the residential building. A roar of a middle-aged woman came from next to Chen Chu's house: "What are you doing in the middle of the night? Do you still let people sleep? I will stop the food for me. If I don't sleep, I will go to your house with a kitchen knife."

Wang Zhaojun: "I understand, I'll go to bed now."

Daji: "Stop your anger, I realize my mistake."

After saying that, they looked at each other, "hum" and "hum" twice, and turned around at the same time.

...

Could it be that the old mother, Queen Mother, who lives next door to my house, is the crooked mother of Guanyin Bodhisattva?

Chen Chu was so enraged by the roar of the elder sister next door that she was so angry that she would not have to worship the Bodhisattva tomorrow. She just had to worship twice at the wall next door, so that she would ensure a lot of money.

At this time, Chen Chu's inspiration burst out, and this sound was out of control. His lower finger was like a divine help. After a "crackling" keyboard typing, more than three thousand words had been typed on the word document. Hearing that the two lolita in the house quieted down, he carefully pressed the save button and turned off the computer ().

He carefully returned to his bedroom, which was the room where two loli were traveling through. He almost fainted as soon as he glanced at Chen Chu.

The whole room was half-decorated before, not to mention that it was luxurious, but at least it was relatively high-end, with snow-white walls and soft Simmons' smooth wardrobe, etc., but at this time, the whole room seemed to have just been ravaged by bears, with broken wooden boards and rags scattered all over the floor. If some blood was added to adjust the light, it would be comparable to the murder scene in a horror movie.

Chen Chu was sweating all over his head, looked at Wang Zhaojun, then at Daji, suppressed the pain in his heart, and asked in a low voice: "Don't you fight? Is it okay?"

There were two more "hum" and "hum", Daji and Wang Zhaojun looked at each other and turned their heads away again.

Chen Chu was covered in black, and it seemed that cleaning the room would be a huge project in the future.

This is obviously the type of powder barrel of two loli type that can explode at any time

As the saying goes, "A alcoholic is not afraid of hooligans." It is not that you can beat hooligans by getting drunk, but that you will not hurt when you get drunk. Chen Chu is like this now. He is 80 points taller, and it is not enough to say that he is drunk and unconscious, but he is really like an ordinary person who is scared to the monster and is like something but can't do it anymore.

At this time, I realized that this was a dream I had when I was drunk, and I didn’t care how I could write novels when I was dreaming. Anyway, I would just coax the two lolita before saying that the rest were trivial matters.

Seeing that the two lolita had no intention of taking action, Chen Chu hurriedly smoothed out: "I'm talking to you, you see, although this is not a good place for me, should we be more kind for the time being? After all, no matter what, there is no reason to go to the owner to fight and smash the situation, right? Come on, shake hands and make peace. Everyone is a time traveler, and they are both people who fall in the world. Why do you need to fight when they meet?"

Maybe I think what Chen Chu said makes sense. Wang Zhaojun and Daji also understood some of their situation at this time. Although they were not old, they were not a brain-dead loli. They had arrived at the new place for no reason and were a little nervous ().

But this is how children are. There is always a way to vent their unknown fears, so after a fight, I feel that my strength is still there, and I feel much more at ease in my heart.

In fact, the most painful thing now is Chen Chu, the sucker.

You said he didn't help anyone and didn't mess with anyone, why did he attract such two fierce loli? Although they all looked like little fairies, their tempers were bigger than the other, and their hands were stronger than the other.

Now Chen Chu agrees extremely well with a sentence from a yy novel I have read before: "I hate the sky without a handle, the earth without rings, the crabapple without fragrance, the crucian carp with thorns, the Red Mansion has not finished, and the father is the most unscrupulous."

Who is the fellow

Chen Chu burst into tears.

If you have money, you might as well buy two TVs, one for each person, and you can just smash them.

At this time, Wang Zhaojun's super long reflex arc finally came into play. He apologized in a low voice to Chen Chu: "I am just a newcomer and am uneasy, causing trouble for the fairy brother. I am guilty of it."

The little fox Daji changed into that charming smile again and said with a smile: "Oh, Brother Xian, you must not blame me, right? At worst... At worst, I can let Brother Xian hug me."

Hearing Daji acted coquettishly, Chen Chu's saliva had just flowed down, and Wang Zhaojun was already standing upside down and said angrily: "Mysterious, I dare to be so bewitched, I will not spare you."

Damn, isn't you? You're going to fight again?

What does the little fox do you do with me? Don’t you think you are too concerned about it?

Chen Chu could no longer hold back and hugged the little fox Daji into his arms, held it firmly, and said angrily: "I am very kind to Daji. What's wrong with my sister acting cute with my brother? No? She is Feng'er, and I'm sand, and she's lingering to the end of the world. Humph, I don't believe it."

The little fox was nestled in Chen Chu's arms and laughed secretly. A few snow-white tails were flattering and shook them. Wang Zhaojun couldn't imagine it. Now everything is unclear, so I still just wait and see what happened. Thinking of this, I had to let go: "Since Brother Xian thinks so, I don't have to say more nonsense. I hope Brother Xian will do it myself. I am tired, and I don't know if there is a place for rest here?"

Chen Chu never thought that with Qingluan's magic power, he would be sleepy and rest.

It makes sense to treat loli as just talking. One of the two loli is a nine-tailed demon fox and the other is a green phoenix. According to species, it is really not wrong to call two loli.

But Chen Chu never thought that the Qingluan Loli, Wang Zhaojun, would be an angry young girl - the arrogant angry young girl.

At this time, the angry young loli had obvious fighting eyelids. The child is indeed going to bed early and getting up early to get up early. Hehe, when you two fall asleep, who will I attack at night?

I decided to have the personality of the introverted otakus who were waiting for it. Isn’t it a good idea to recommend the rolling water of the Yangtze River surging like the Yellow River breaking its dam?

Wow hahahahaha...

He was very sulky and had a serious expression. Chen Chu said seriously: "Don't be so polite. In the future, you two will open fire at me before you find a way to go home. There are places to eat and live. If it really doesn't work, I don't mind squeezing with me."

"Thank you, Brother Xian, for fulfilling it ()."

"It's better to be a fairy brother"

Humph, do you see, my brother is so coquettish, and in a blink of an eye he is called two vicious loli with great backgrounds. One is the mother of a country in the future, although it is very prodigal, the other is not simple, and it is also the mother of a country. Although the name Huhanye is a "sprayon" in name, it is a real power but the earth is

Especially since they are both underage loli, this loli cultivation plan is tailor-made for me. Chen Chu just feels that this face is like a child's urinating on the bed, and soon formed a map of China like a big rooster.

Fortunately, the only house I can take out is three bedrooms and one living room. When I bought it, I was really wise and capable of comparing martial arts, which is comparable to Sima's suspicion of Zhuge Zhiliang. Otherwise, why wouldn't I buy an affordable two bedrooms and one living room?

He took Wang Zhaojun into another bedroom. Chen Chu patted the soft big bed, and his tone was extremely gentle: "Fellow Daoist Zhaojun will sleep in this room from now on. The bed and quilt are ready-made. It is comfortable to sleep. If you think the pillow is low, you can put it on a little. As for other requirements, tell me, I am still half an immortal at least, and some small things are not difficult to get."

After saying this, Chen Chu regretted it and wanted to give himself two mouths.

He felt that he was really stupid.

Why do you have to cause such trouble for yourself? You have to pretend to be a big guy and be a big guy?

All of this is because of Wang Zhaojun's words.

Wang Zhaojun blinked his big black and white eyes, his eyes full of hope and prayer: "Brother Xian, can you help me find some sycamore leaves? I am used to sleeping in the Phoenix Nest, and I am a little uncomfortable with such a bed..."

Chapter 4: The Demon! I will forgive you!

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