Huang Tianba laughed and covered his nose and avoided his attack. While running, he said, "Let's stop. I told you that I've poked you twice. If you come and let me make the third move, this time it may not be farting or just getting diarrhea."
Hearing that he would get diarrhea, Tang Jia stopped his attack immediately, his face pale, staring at Huang Tianba and suddenly said, "If you dare to do this, I will definitely kill you."
As an adult, if she suddenly gets diarrhea on her pants in such public places, the picture must be terrible, and she might also be on the news.
Huang Tianba just smiled and stretched out his finger, pretending to attack at any time, and said, "What's wrong with me? I have no grudges and grudges. You have been attacking me in various ways, and they are trying to persuade me to break up with my wife. It's natural for me to take revenge on you like this."
Then he stared at the other person's thighs and said with a wicked smile: "And you are wearing tight leather pants today. If you get diarrhea, all the things you pull out are in your pants. It's easy to deal with. I will buy an electric blanket and pounce on the ground. You will lie on it. Then turn on the power of the electric blanket to the maximum, and you will give him a fire to collect juice."
Xiao Ying next to her imagined the scene and felt so disgusting that she was about to vomit. She pinched Huang Tianba's arm with her hand and said, "Okay, don't tease her anymore."
Huang Tianba rubbed his pinched arm with his hands and said with a grievance: "It was she who bullied me first, and she also said she wanted to introduce you to other men. I was so angry when I heard it."
If this woman hadn't spoken too much, Huang Tianba would definitely not have treated him like this because she was Xiao Ying's best friend.
Xiao Ying suddenly said a little embarrassedly: "She is a typical person with a stingy mouth and a slutty heart. She deliberately uses this to anger you. And I won't go to see other men. Why are you jealous here?"
Then she hugged her best friend's arm tightly and said, "So you, don't be as familiar with him. He is a very naughty person. Be careful that he will really poke you later."
Tang Jia was so angry that she stared at Huang Tianba just as she was about to say harsh words, but Huang Tianba deliberately stretched out her finger. She was so scared that she took a step back and never dared to say such words again. Then she squeezed out a threatening smile and said, "The little girl knows her mistake, don't worry, I will never say such words again next."
She was really a little afraid of this guy. If she was crazy about being foolish, she would really run out to catch a fire and get a fire to collect juice?
But she also figured it out that it would be unrealistic for him to break up with his best friend just by talking to this guy, because this guy has a very thick skin and can even be described as shameless, otherwise he would not be able to make such a shameless attack on him.
Since that's the case, she has to find a way to take advantage of this kid's weakness from another perspective. For example, if he is a lustful person, then it doesn't matter, just use his point to deal with him.
As a man, isn’t he the best friend who likes her girlfriend the most? As long as she seduces this guy a little, if she is fooled, Xiao Ying will definitely not forgive him, and her plan will succeed at that time.
Thinking of this, her mood suddenly improved a lot. She put away her face just now and put her best friend's arm and said, "Okay, okay, I have decided not to see him."
"Really?" Xiao Ying smiled happily and hugged her arm tightly, and said, "Is it right? We should be happy after finally meeting each other. Now no one is allowed to bully anyone."
Huang Tianba, who was standing beside him, narrowed his eyes. He knew that this time the matter was definitely not that simple. This woman must have other plans to stop suddenly, so he had to be careful.
I have to say that after taking a few more times of loss from women, Huang Tianba has learned how to deal with these troubled women, especially these beautiful women, who are more difficult to deal with.
"Then where are we going now? Should I drive you to take you back directly, or should we go for a meal first?" Tang Jia asked at Xiao Ying.
"Let's have a meal, I feel a little hungry." Xiao Ying touched her belly. Although she had just eaten two bowls of desserts, those desserts did not have the effect of satisfying her hunger. She turned her head and looked at Huang Tianba and asked, "Is this your first time in the mountain city?"
"It's not the first time, it's the fourth time. I came three times before, I was doing business, and I left in less than a day." Huang Tianba replied with a smile. He came here for medical treatment or other things before, and he really didn't stay here for too long.
"It's hard to say this. There are many beauties in our mountain city. Maybe he will come here secretly..." Tang Jia was about to be sarcastic, but Huang Tianba stretched out his finger and pretended to poke her face. Tang Jia hurriedly hid behind Xiao Ying.
Xiao Ying looked at this best friend and smiled helplessly, then looked at Huang Tianba and said, "Since you haven't come here to play much, then we can take you to have hot pot today, so that you can experience the characteristics of our place."
"It's okay to eat hot pot, I like hot pot too." Huang Tianba nodded with a smile. When he was a child, his favorite thing to eat on the mountain was hot pot. He went to the countryside to make some vegetables, then cooked some wild game on the mountain, and then threw it into the pot to make a hot pot. If you eat this meal in winter, your body will be hot all day long.
"Wait, was he treating this meal?" Tang Jia suddenly interrupted the conversation between the two.
Xiao Ying laughed and said, "It must be him treating him, why? Do you want to cheat him?"
"That's definitely a slap in him." Tang Jia snorted coldly and said, "Since that's the case, let's go to the most expensive hotpot and go to the Renjianke Hotel in our city. How about it? Can you afford it?"
Although she dare not directly criticize this guy now, she can still torture her like this, as long as she doesn't speak as badly as before.
Huang Tianba suddenly had a strange expression and said, "Are you sure you are here?"
Seeing that Huang Tianba's face was wrong, he became even more certain and said, "Yes, I'm going to come here to eat. I heard that their seafood hotpot is the best in China, so I must try it."
"I can't bear to let go? If I have anything to let go, just go. But I'll remind you that their seafood hotpot is actually that way, not as delicious as you think. I've eaten it twice before. To be honest, it feels really average. The main thing is that the ingredients are fresh, but their dry pot is pretty good." Huang Tianba shrugged and said with a loud voice.
Chapter completed!