Tang Jia sneered beside him and said, "I don't think there is any need to open a dessert shop. You have such sweet mouths. What kind of dessert shop do you need to open? A man can only lie and coax women. It's really a set of things. I also invite a few masters to open a store in Yanjing. Do you know how much it costs? I really think bragging is just not illegal, right?"
Her words were full of gunpowder, and she was obviously very unhappy with Huang Tianba's sweet words. She knew that her best friend was a very soft-eared person, so she just took this trick.
And this hateful fickle scumbag must have brainwashed her best friend with sweet words every day to deceive her.
Seeing this woman constantly criticizing herself, Huang Tianba was not angry with him, but just smiled and said, "What you said makes sense. There is no need to open a dessert shop if I have such a sweet mouth. If I have nothing to do, I will kiss my wife a few more times a day, and she will definitely be happy."
If Tang Jia is a burning brazier at this moment, then Huang Tianba's words are like pouring a basin of gasoline into the brazier, instantly igniting the fire.
Tang Jia, who was furious, almost threw the remaining desserts on Huang Tianba's face. She looked at Xiao Ying and said angrily: "Look at what this kid said. Have you not seen his true face yet? With such a big flirtatious radish, maybe there are many women in private? Is it really reliable to hand over yourself to such a man?"
Xiao Ying was immediately embarrassed. She put down the chopsticks in her hand, looked at the two of them and said, "Okay, don't argue anymore, just come out to have fun and have fun. We haven't seen each other for a long time, and it's just like a quarrel. How boring, right?"
Tang Jia snorted heavily, holding Xiao Ying's arm with her hands and said, "I'm not here to be angry. I just want to tell you a fact. If you really can't figure it out, it doesn't matter. Do you still remember Zhang Li, the former high school patriarch in our previous high school? Didn't he like you for three years in high school? I told you that he is amazing now. He has already opened his own company at a young age and changed a sports car worth more than 2 million last month. However, I heard that he has been single since graduation. I think he must be waiting for you. Otherwise, I will arrange for you to meet you. If you think Zhang Li is not as good as him, you will continue to be with him. If you think Zhang Li is worse than him, you will kick him quickly. I really can't stand you being with such a scumbag."
"Okay, don't say something too much, I have a temper too." Hearing Tang Jia's words getting more and more excessive, Huang Tianba narrowed his eyes and knocked on the bowl on the table with chopsticks and said.
He didn't want to make his wife embarrassed. For their friendship, this woman was full of resentment and could tolerate it. After all, he did not do it well, but the ability to try to cuckold him was to be unable to bear it.
"Have a temper? So what if you have a temper? I just told the truth. If you have a sister and a daughter, would you support her with a scumbag who is on several boats? Oh, you are so angry that you are so angry that you are so embarrassed by me that you are? OK, then you can beat me. Come on, come on and greet me on my face." Tang Jia pointed at her beautiful face and said provocatively.
She acted like she was determined to die and took the initiative to stretch her face over.
If it were an ordinary man at this time, he would probably be unable to help but slap him in the face.
Huang Tianba was really not polite. The moment the other party stretched his face over, the chopsticks in his hand had already poked the other party's face. Xiao Ying next to him saw Huang Tianba's movements, and his face changed and shouted: "No."
But the moment she shouted, Huang Tianba's chopsticks had already poked up, but it was not as bloody as he imagined that he would poke the flesh and blood directly, but just gently pressed the other person's face.
After pressing the other person's face with chopsticks, Huang Tianba smirked, his hand exerted a little force. Tang Jia, who was still angry just now, suddenly a slight leak came from under his pants.
That is commonly known as fart.
As a fart was suddenly squeezed out, a series of farts and a stinking smell followed. Huang Tianba quickly covered his nose and said, "It would be better if you are a girl, you're not angry. You're so angry that you can see."
Xiao Yingjiao smelled the stinky smell and couldn't help but cover his nose and laughed: "Did you eat radish in the morning? This smell is a bit heavy."
Tang Jia's face was immediately embarrassed. She didn't expect why she suddenly made such a series of farts, and the smell was very strong. There was no reason.
Women pay great attention to their image, especially beauties like her. They suddenly post such a series of farts in public places, and they still smell like this. This is simply a matter of social death.
She didn't even bother to continue to get angry with Huang Tianba, but then quickly paid the order with a red face, then turned around and walked out of the dessert shop.
Huang Tianba and the others quickly caught up with him. Xiao Ying said with concern: "Do you feel uncomfortable in your stomach today? If your stomach is uncomfortable, you can let him show you it. His medical skills are very good."
Tang Jia stopped quickly, turned her head and stared at Huang Tianba, and said, "Medical skills are great? I understand. Just now, you poked my face with chopsticks, so I farted, right?"
Today, she didn't feel uncomfortable in her stomach and had no physical problems. It was impossible for her to suddenly say that she would make such a string of farts, or even say that she was uncontrollable. Usually, she would farts, but she secretly squeezed the farts bit by bit to make sure that there would be no sound in this fart.
Suddenly making such a serious mistake, this bastard must be the one who was making trouble, and he did not make the fart come out when this kid poked himself with chopsticks.
Huang Tianba quickly shook his head and said, "Don't slander me, how could I do such a thing?"
Although he said that, Huang Tianba's eyes were full of smiles, and he almost said directly, "Yes, yes, that's what I did."
Tang Jia was always thinking about killing this boy. She pointed at Huang Tianba and looked at Xiao Ying and started complaining: "Did you see this guy have such a bad character? What's the point of being with him like this? You'd better listen to me and I'll arrange for you and Zhang tonight..."
This time, before she could finish her words, Huang Tianba poked her face again, in the same position. The moment this time, the familiar fart sounded again, and it was more violent than the last time and the smell was stronger.
Tang Jia, who was forcibly interrupted by the farts, stared at Huang Tianba with a look of embarrassment and anger, gritted her teeth and said, "You bastard, I must kill you."
Chapter completed!