That night, Xiaoqin and I checked into the Qingzi Academy dormitory. I was in the boys' dormitory 222, and Xiaoqin was in the girls' dormitory 213. We were roommates with Pooh. It seemed that their dormitory numbers were even more tragic than ours.

When Xiaoqin refused to go to school, Pooh had no roommate, which was quite lonely for her lively nature. Now she happily took Xiaoqin back and promised me that she would be with her during the days when Xiaoqin had painful menstruation. Take good care of her.

Speaking of which, a lot happened today. After I sat down on my bed in dormitory 222, I asked Shu Zhe to use his academy card to buy me some toiletries while blowing on the air conditioner.

I thought Shu Zhe would be reluctant to spend money, but he did very well today and quickly ran to the supermarket downstairs. Apart from complaining about the heat, he had nothing else to say.

At Xiaoqin's side, there will definitely be Pooh who will help her buy toiletries. I don't have to worry, and Xiaoqin will contact me on the phone if there are any problems. The straight-line distance between the male and female dormitories is only 200 meters in total.

Each dormitory in Qingzi High School has a separate bathroom, and the bathing conditions are comparable to those of a three-star hotel. After Shu Zhe helped me buy the toiletries, he said that he was sweating all over and wanted to take a shower first. Go to the toilet early.

Come on, it's really inconvenient to live with a transvestite. If it's Xiao Ding, Niu Shili and the like, even if they are taking a shower, what does it matter if I suddenly break in to use the toilet.

But forget it about Shu Zhe, his breasts have already developed and his effeminate degree is over 60%. I really shouldn’t see him in the shower.

What's more, after dinner in the Gardener's Cottage, I heard that I was going to live on campus tonight, and the monitor specifically told me not to bully her brother.

Besides, what’s so good about a transvestite’s naked body? I don’t have any abnormal desire for you just because you look like the squad leader.

Speaking of which, Shu Zhe takes a really long time to take a bath. I usually take a bath for about ten minutes in the summer, but it takes at least half an hour for him.

After I ate three bags of Shu Zhe's snack chips and watched two episodes of "Qiang Qiang Threesome" in front of the computer, he slowly walked out wrapped in a bath towel.

"Um...Brother Ye Lin, can you go to the bathroom for a while?" Shu Zhe said with crystal drops of water on his hair and cheeks, "I want to put on my clothes."

The way he wraps himself in a bath towel is purely that of a woman. His pleading eyes can also be described as "beautiful eyes". His face, which is slightly red due to the water vapor, will definitely make some weak-willed people sell their souls to the road. Western France.

I watched the bald Liang Wendao in "The Threesome" discussing the topic of "should we eat dog meat?" and didn't want to leave the computer, so I said angrily:

"We are all men. Just get dressed behind my back. I will definitely not peek at you."

"You really don't know how to peek?" Shu Zhe asked carefully in the middle range of male and female voices.

"Nonsense." I scolded, "If I really want to see it, I still need to peek. Can you use all your arms and thighs to withstand one of my right hands? Don't think that Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding and others are hypocrites, and everyone else is." yes."

Shu Zhe had no choice but to take off his bath towel and put on his clothes rustlingly behind my back.

Then my dog ​​went blind.

Oh God, why do you want me to see the naked body of a transvestite? Why do you want to hurt my eyes? Why is there a film on my computer screen that is not removed? Why is this film so reflective that it can be used as a mirror?

For men, it is a weak figure with no muscles at all, but for women, it is a very delicate and cute figure.

Shu Zhe, you are outrageous. Your waist-to-hip ratio looks like a girl from behind. I tell you to take antidepressants containing estrogen indiscriminately.

I don’t know whether it’s because of shyness or other reasons, but Shu Zhe’s back was turned to me when he was wearing clothes, so I couldn’t see his feminine chest and the only male organ that could prove his gender. If I look directly at those two contradictory things , I’m afraid it will shatter many people’s views.

In order to prevent me from continuing to watch, I quietly tore off the film on the screen.

Damn it, it took me so long to look at him. Sure enough, it was because he looked so much like the monitor and his brother. The curves from neck to shoulders were almost identical when viewed from behind.

The second before he peeled off the film, I saw Shu Zhe take out the corset gauze from under the pillow, but after thinking about it for a while, it was of no use, so he just put on a looser white shirt, just like the monitor had worn today. The same one.

Then he took a deep breath, cheered up, and walked to his closet to get skin care products.

"Wait a minute." I said, "You usually wear a corset just in case, right? Why don't you wear a corset today?"

Shu Zhe spread his hands and said, "I'm going to bed soon. It's so uncomfortable to sleep with a corset."

"Aren't you afraid of cheating? There won't be anyone in the boys' dormitory during the summer vacation."

"Haha, how come there is no one there? It's just that I seldom interact with them." Shu Zhe said while applying skin care oil on his hands, "And now, Brother Ye Lin, you are in the same dormitory with me. If anything happens, If something goes wrong, you can give me some help, right?"

"Huh, why should I take care of you?"

"Because I am my sister's younger brother." Shu Zhe replied in a long voice deliberately, "And I will run errands for Brother Ye Lin. Didn't I just buy toiletries for Brother Ye Lin?"

It turns out that's the case. No wonder he was so active in running errands just now. It turns out he was asking for something from me.

There was an abnormal bulge hidden under the white shirt, and a pair of long white jade-like legs were exposed under the mid-waist denim shorts. Everything gave me the illusion that this roommate was not a man.

Shu Zhe quickly got used to my presence. He also turned on his computer and surfed the Internet, but it seemed that his main activity was chatting in an anime group.

It's really strange. Although Shu Zhe is not as illiterate about anime as her sister, he doesn't have to be particularly obsessed with anime. The thing he is most obsessed with is not money.

It suddenly occurred to me that I was determined to support Amy by my own ability, so I would have to make a lot of money. Since Shu Zhe is very talented in making money, I should listen to his opinion.

"Hey." I greeted him unceremoniously, "How do you think I can make the first pot of gold to start a company with the resources I have now?"

Shu Zhe said "Huh" and turned to me on the computer chair with a surprised and joyful expression on his face, "Brother Ye Lin, you are enlightened. I was worried that you would be angry, so I didn't dare to tell you."

It seems that Shu Zhe has long regarded me as a rare stock with money-making potential. He was just afraid of my scolding, so he never discussed this matter with me.

So I gave Shu Zhe a little reminder that I would work hard to get rid of Ai Shuqiao's control and independently support Amy's ambitions.

After listening to what I said, Shu Zhe, who was originally very excited, fell into distress and contemplation.

"Brother Ye Lin, I'm not telling you, you are too optimistic."

Shu Zhe closed his eyes and expressed his disapproval.

"Why do you say I am optimistic?"

"Why are you not optimistic?" Shu Zhe waved his right hand, as if to drive away the childish thoughts in my mind, "Brother Ye Lin, you want to rely on your income as an actor to support Amy's daily expenses, how can Maybe, the entertainment industry is so cruel. Many Korean male stars were very popular before they served in the military. However, after two years in the army, not many fans remember them at all. Brother Ye Lin, you must have been in bed for nearly two years, and you used to I have only played a few roles, do you have any real fans?"

I have to admit that what Shu Zhe said makes sense. Compared with the 60,000 members of the fan forum of the young master Xu Tianming, the "Wu Sheng Bar" has only 60 people today. That is the stage name shared by Brother Melancholy and I. This shows that our combined popularity is so great.

I raised my chin and faced Shu Zhe, "If acting fails, do you have any other good suggestions?"

"Waiting for the inheritance..." Shu Zhe was glared at me hard as soon as he said half a sentence. He had to change his words: "It's all up to Brother Ye Lin himself. It will take years and months to earn the first pot of gold. Why not take advantage of Amy now?" If you are short of pocket money, borrow some money from her as an upfront investment. Whether it is to expand the size of the Happy Valley adult products store or do something else, it will be more reliable than becoming an actor."

I shook my head. All of Amy's money now comes from Ai Shuqiao. Borrowing money from Amy is equivalent to borrowing money from Ai Shuqiao. And as an older brother, I should look tall, big and strong anytime and anywhere. Temperament, it's so embarrassing to ask your sister for money.

After denying taking money from Amy, Shu Zhe was disappointed but not too surprised. He immediately suggested:

"Besides Amy, there are other sources of funds. The guy they internally call the 'Holy Infant' of the Cause and Effect Calculation Program of the Scientific Happiness Sect is also very rich. Isn't it because she likes Ye for some inexplicable reason? Brother Lin, as long as you ask her for money, she has no reason not to satisfy you."

"This seems like a good idea." I said hypocritically with a smile, "You must have been very good at picking up girls when your girlfriend told you to change. Why don't you write a manuscript for me and teach me how to ask for a request from a causal calculation program? Money."

"It's easy to say." Shu Zhe said excitedly, "Actually, I have already written it a few days ago. I am afraid that you will not be able to lose face, Brother Ye Lin. In fact, she is just a broken computer program. Even if you lied to her, you don't have to bear any conscience. Condemn it.”

You bastard, do you know that the monitor created by that "broken computer program" is thinking about your safety from across the dimensional wall and hopes you are happy?

"Hmm, it turns out that you, military advisor, have helped me write the draft a long time ago. You are really my pillar of support." I said with a hint of sarcasm, "But if the cause and effect calculation program repeats its old tricks, let me lie in bed and be a fool. What should I do if I am in a vegetative state? The money I want will be useless."

"How could it be useless?" Shu Zhe said anxiously, "I can help Brother Ye Lin spend that money... No, I can help you keep it and invest it for you."

I hit Shu Zhe's newly washed hair a few times, making him scream.

"You have been doing this for a long time because you want to profit from it. Either you rely on your sister or me. You have neither arms nor legs, and your IQ is higher than the average person. Why can't you rely on yourself?"

"I don't have any relatives who are big American capitalists." Shu Zhe covered his head and muttered, "I don't have a sister who is an idol star, and there is no strange artificial intelligence that likes me...Brother Ye Lin, why are you meeting me like this? Besides, judging from my sister, we will probably be in-laws in the future."
Chapter completed!