After reporting home that we were safe and indicating that Xiaoqin and I were both at Qingzi High School, it was almost dinner time.

"Don't you have an academy card yet?" the monitor asked, "Qingzi High School does not accept cash. If you don't have an academy card, you will be in trouble when eating in the school cafeteria. How about I cook dinner for everyone?"

"

In fact, this was a helpless move. Because Xiaoqin wanted to hide in the freezer, she took out the frozen fish, frozen chicken wings, and frozen bean buns from the freezer, and placed them on the kitchen sink, half of them melted.

It's better to freeze it back and use it directly to make dinner for us.

"Okay, okay!" When it came to eating, Pooh's enthusiasm immediately increased. "I like to eat the food cooked by you the most! The person who can marry you in the future will be really lucky!"

"I may not necessarily cook for him every day." The monitor's tone suddenly turned cold.

On the one hand, the squad leader’s ambition is to be a criminal policeman. When the time comes, he will be so busy that he can’t even guarantee time for his own meals, let alone cooking for his husband?

On the other hand, the squad leader has high demands on herself, so anyone who is lucky enough to be her husband must also abide by this high demand.

It is conceivable that once the husband of a criminal police officer assaults a young woman's breast on the street, not only will he not have food to eat when he returns home, but he will also be taken to the police station to surrender.

“It’s so cold⊙﹏⊙‖iIt’s so cold⊙﹏⊙‖i~~~”

Xiaoqin was wrapped in a blanket and still shivering on the sofa.

"Ye Lin, please hold me tight and keep me warm with your body, okay? You must not be able to bear to watch me die, right?"

At this time, the monitor had already walked into the kitchen. I pointed at Xiaoqin and said to Pooh:

"The decision is yours! Pikachu! Activate the best friend card! Use your summer-like enthusiasm to warm the frozen Xiaoqin!"

In fact, I didn't shout that much. I shouted all the lines in my mind in the theater in my mind, but the main idea of ​​letting Pooh warm up Xiaoqin was expressed by me.

Pooh didn't refuse, and hugged Xiao Qin face to face, just like travelers who are in danger in the snowy mountains and need to use each other's body heat to keep warm.

"I, I heard it in the refrigerator," Xiaoqin said to Pooh in a trembling voice, "Did classmate Ye Lin touch you on the street? Did you seduce him again!?"

Because at the foot of Cuisong Mountain, Xiaoqin once witnessed Pooh pushing back on me after eating aphrodisiac berries, so she asked this question.

"I didn't! I didn't do it this time!" Winnie hurriedly denied, raising a hand to swear, "It was Ye Lin who suddenly became animalistic and groped me all over the place!"

Who touched you carelessly! In order to hide the fact that I forced you to kiss you, your current statement is getting further and further away from the truth!

"Yes...really?" Xiaoqin's jealous eyes paused on me, then moved back to Pooh, "Ye Lin not only touched you, but also praised you as 'really big'?"

"Um... I also forgot if Ye Lin said it before," Pooh replied with a crooked mouth, "Maybe I remembered it wrong, I remembered it wrong hahahaha——"

Out of a certain feeling of feeling sorry for Xiaoqin, Pooh did not intend to dwell on this matter any longer, and he also did not want Xiaoqin to become unhappy because of the size of her breasts.

"Pooh, can you help me get two eggs from the refrigerator? I'm holding your hand." The monitor's voice came from the kitchen.

"Okay!" Pooh jumped up from the sofa, opened the refrigerator door, and picked out the two largest eggs from the fresh compartment.

"Eh? These two eggs are so big! It's rare to see such a big one!" Pooh held the eggs in his hands and showed them to me and Xiaoqin, "Tell me, when this egg was laid, the hen's fart

`How uncomfortable it must be for your eyes!”

That's enough! You've regained your feminine nature so quickly! If you were a lady, you would never use words like "butthole" on your lips!

"Uh-huh, I'm really compassionate." Pooh didn't care at all that he said obscene words and felt good about himself. "They say you should think of the hard work of the farmer uncle when you eat rice. I can think of it when I eat eggs.

Hen’s butthole is really kind!”

Which hen is your classmate? Maybe the hen’s classmate has already been made into a KFC six-pack!

Pooh didn't hear my inner complaints, and happily went to the kitchen to find the monitor with the eggs, and told the monitor again what he had just said.

"Squad leader, I have nothing to do. How about I help you cook?"

Pooh made a sensational suggestion.

Help! I don’t want to eat dark food! I think that “feast” that you and Amy cooked together is still circulated among the beggars in Dongshan City, causing former participants to dream back in the middle of the night and break into cold sweats.

Ah! I remember that you made the nice big lobster green! It was also vaguely fluorescent! The hairy crabs turned into shit yellow. Just look at it and your life span will be shortened by five years!

"I can handle it myself. I just need to trouble you to help me get something from time to time." The monitor tried his best to politely refuse Pooh, but Pooh replied uninterestedly: "It's okay! No trouble! I can't stay idle! This is

Fish caught from the Daning River? How about I help you pluck the fish?"

Pluck your sister's hair! Where are the hairs on the fish? Are they called fish scales? Or in your dark culinary world, do chefs use a weird fish with long hair to make cruel dishes that can kill people?

Pooh's off-line behavior showed no signs of stopping even after dinner started.

On the dinner table were braised crucian carp, garlic chicken wings, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and a spinach soup. The staple food was bean buns. Even Xiaoqin, who had just recovered from the cold, felt that she had a great appetite and was ready to use chopsticks.

"Oops!" Pooh accidentally let the bean bag roll to the ground when she was getting the food. She shouted, quickly picked up the bean bag from the ground and stuffed it into her mouth.

"Isn't it dirty?" I asked, "You should at least rinse it with water before eating it, right?"

"It's okay, it's okay!" Pooh waved carelessly, "As long as you pick up the food that fell on the floor within 3 seconds, the bacteria won't be able to react! It's not dirty at all!"

You didn't realize it yourself! Bacteria have a short life cycle, and their natural metabolism is much faster than that of humans. In 3 seconds, you can make a date with them and go shopping and still have enough time!

"The scrambled eggs with persimmons are delicious," Xiao Qin said sincerely. "It is often said in comic books that only those who use ordinary ingredients to create unusual flavors can be considered a master of cooking."

"I can't be considered an expert in cooking," the monitor said modestly, "This is just my personal hobby."

"These are not ordinary ingredients!" Pooh, who had negative cooking skills, interjected, "Let's just talk about tomatoes. They are much better than those sold in the market outside! Because they are grown by the squad leader himself!"

The squad leader supervises the situation of the soilless plantation in the gardener's cabin. It seems that one of the benefits he gets is that he can enjoy the agricultural products produced here, which is quite suitable for the squad leader who likes to cook.

"I see," Xiao Qin nodded, "but I think not only the tomatoes are delicious, but the eggs inside are also delicious!"

"Well," Pooh said with a mysterious smile, "you don't know, actually those eggs were not bought in the market, but the squad leader himself..."

Xiaoqin was shocked: "The squad leader did it himself!?"

The squad leader almost spat out the soup in his mouth, but finally managed to swallow it.

Xiaoqin stopped her chopsticks and stared at the squad leader with disbelief mixed with sympathy.

"Why is this like this! I heard that in the story of the Three Kingdoms, a bad guy killed his wife and gave it to Liu Bei to fry meat slices. But the same thing won't happen in China now, right? Monitor, how can you turn your own child into a tomato?

Scrambled eggs for us to eat…”

"That's not my child!" the squad leader said with shame and anger, "I took out the agricultural products and exchanged these eggs with nearby farmers! And why should I lay eggs as a human being!"

"You are a human, but your boyfriend may not be a human!" Xiaoqin argued, "Take Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen as an example. Xu Xian is a human and Bai Suzhen is a snake spirit, but in the end Bai Suzhen, who was supposed to lay eggs, gave birth to a baby

Human babies! So as long as there is love, everything is possible!"

"I, I don't have a boyfriend!" the monitor denied, not looking in my direction, "and there are neither snake spirits nor humans who can lay eggs in this world!"

Pooh's imagination was suddenly stimulated and he said: "Hey, have you ever thought about it, wouldn't it be interesting if humans were not viviparous but oviparous, and everyone came out of an eggshell?"

"If humans were not viviparous, we wouldn't have belly buttons." I pointed out calmly.

"Not having a belly button is not a big loss!" Pooh gestured twice with his chopsticks in the air. "In turn, everyone will have souvenirs of their own eggshell fragments! Maybe everyone will choose the right size by then.

The eggshell fragments are made into ornaments and given to your sweetheart as a token of love!"

After hearing what Pooh said, the squad leader's eyes wandered, and thoughts crept up his brows, as if he had entered a fantasy, and felt that such a world was quite sentimental.

Xiaoqin also held her chin to express her opinion: "Should we use eggshell pendants instead of engagement rings? It's such a loving setting, maybe I can use it in comics... When couples break up, they will shout:

'Give me back my eggshell', right?"

"But there are disadvantages," Pooh frowned. "It takes 21 days for an egg to hatch. If it takes that long for humans to hatch, it will be very dangerous! If you are not careful, you will break the egg.

, kill your own children! And the traffickers will be happier, right? As long as you steal the egg, you will never remember your original parents after the egg hatches, and will regard the first person you see after the egg hatches as your mother!"

"Yeah," Xiaoqin nodded, "and there will be cruel mothers who will make their children into scrambled eggs with tomatoes and serve them to guests..."

The squad leader was not affected by Xiao Qin and said calmly: "If humans were oviparous, they probably wouldn't eat eggs. Just like how few humans like to eat animal fetuses now, right?"

While listening to everyone chatting and gossiping at the dinner table, I made up my mind and decided not to go home today, but to live in the boys' dormitory. I asked Shu Zhe to find out about the situation at Qingzi High School, and to prepare for the possibility that my father would come here to become a teacher.
Chapter completed!