While exchanging information with Professor Bai, I suddenly thought that my opportunity for "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" today had not been used yet, so I asked Professor Bai while he was in the toilet.

"Xiao Qin, would you be happy if my father married your mother?"

It's rare that I take it seriously for once, and I plan to use the "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" program to simulate Xiaoqin's views on this matter in the future.

However, after being silent for 5 seconds, the virtual Xiaoqin answered me like this:

"I'm not happy. Why did the two of them get married? Classmate Ye Lin, are you kidding me? You must be kidding me."

Hey, it seems that Xiaoqin does not support our parents' marriage. Does she care that our relationship will become sworn brothers and sisters?

I wanted to continue virtual Q&A with Xiaoqin on this issue, but the opportunity to ask questions once a day has been used up. Since I was already in the staff dormitory of Science and Happiness Teaching and talking to Professor Bai again, I thought I might as well just leave Huang Feng It doesn't matter if the phone switches to backdoor mode and hangs up for three hours to get an extra chance to ask questions.

However, I did a little mental arithmetic and suddenly discovered that Professor Bai said that he would be given 8 question opportunities for 24 hours a day, and there was a super cheating BUG hidden in it.

That is the last three hours from 21:00 to 24:00. Since the number of questions in "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" does not accumulate like the monthly mobile Internet subscription, and will be cleared the next day, then the 8th opportunity will be given away at the last second of the day. It's basically just delivery and deduction, and there's no time to ask questions. This is even more deceptive than a Chinese telecommunications company.

After Professor Bai came back from going to the toilet, I reported the bug to him and expressed my solemn protest.

"Hey, didn't you receive the message I sent you?" Professor Bai was slightly surprised, "I have already sent you a message to specifically explain the eighth opportunity to give away the idle gift, because that opportunity is on the next day. It’s given away at zero points, so it will be included in the question-asking opportunity the next day and will not be deducted immediately.”

I found Professor Bai's avatar on "Heartbeat Q&A", and after double-clicking it, I found that Professor Bai sent me an explanation message, but I didn't notice it.

Having said that, even if Xiao Qin, the squad leader and Gong Caicai are virtual on the "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" interface, they are also virtual girls. Everyone focuses on the virtual girls and ignores the real old man. Isn't that a normal thing?

Since I took leave today, I actually received greeting text messages from the above three girls.

In chronological order, the first one is from Xiaoqin. Xiaoqin didn’t see me when she arrived at school at 7:40, so she immediately sent a text message asking me where I was. If she didn’t come to school, she would be late.

I would say that I was hanging Su Qiao's underwear on the air conditioner outlet to dry. Fortunately, I held back last night, otherwise I would have felt that I was not qualified to reply to Xiaoqin's text message.

Since I hadn't contacted Grandma Su at that time, I didn't know the specific arrangements for the day, so I texted back and told Xiaoqin that I had something to do today and might not go to school, so she should study hard and don't lower herself because I wasn't around. Require standards.

Not long after, I called and asked Xiong Yaoyue to ask for leave for me. Shortly after Xiong Yaoyue asked for leave for me, a text message from the monitor was sent:

"I heard that you stayed up late at the Internet cafe last night. If it is true, you are too irresponsible for your body."

It's not like a greeting text message, but more like a blaming text message, because the squad leader knows that I have a heart disease now, so he thinks that staying up late at the Internet cafe is almost like a suicidal act.

I replied to the monitor: "Don't worry, it won't happen next time." Then I received another text message from Gong Caicai.

"Student Ye Lin, if you firmly believe in your heart that you can come to school, you will be able to regain your energy and come to school soon. I hope you can rest soon."

They completely treat me as a member of the Scientific Happiness Cult. Even if the law of attraction is true, most students will not firmly believe that they can go to school, but firmly believe that they need to take a leave of absence.

I thought I could take advantage of Su Qiao's incident and avoid going to school today. However, at 5:30 in the afternoon, I got extremely shocking news. Seven people rushed into the third grade of No. 28 Middle School ( Class 3) kidnapped the students who had not had time to leave after school, and asked me to come over and see them by name before they let them go.

What kind of plane are you doing? This kind of retaliatory society rushing into the campus can actually happen in our school. And why did the retaliatory society want to find me? I provoked whom.

I was walking home after leaving the Scientific Happiness Sect. I learned about this incident from a phone call from Xiong Yaoyue. At first, I thought Xiong Yaoyue was joking.

"You don't even know how to lie. It's an exaggeration for one person to rush into the school. How could it be possible for seven people to rush into the school at once?"

"There are really seven people. They sneaked in by pretending to be parents who came to pick up their children." Xiong Yaoyue looked anxious on the phone, "Now the police have sealed off our school because those gangsters have gas in their hands. Gas tanks, they threaten that if you don’t meet them quickly, they will blow up the gas tanks and kill all the hostages.”

It is true that Xiong Yaoyue is usually unreliable, but she is not someone who would make such a bad joke, especially her eager tone does not seem to be fake.

As if to prove that Xiong Yaoyue was telling the truth, the next second, Xiong Yaoyue's phone was snatched away by a person next to her, and then a familiar and serious male voice said to me:

"Ye Lin, I just arrived at the scene, but these seven people are probably your criminal accomplices. They are causing trouble for you because of the uneven distribution of the stolen goods. Anyway, it is important for you to come over quickly and rescue the hostages."

It was the voice of Officer Ma from the Anti-Narcotics Brigade. Whenever a case related to me occurred, no matter whether it was in his area of ​​responsibility or not, he would step in to avoid missing the opportunity to collect evidence of my crime.

As I got more and more information, I understood the seriousness of the situation and immediately took a taxi and rushed to school.

From the mouth of Xiong Yaoyue, a direct witness, I roughly sketched the outline of this hostage-taking incident.

Today is Thursday, September 12th. The last class is the English class taught by the head teacher, Mr. Yu. After the bell rang, everyone picked up their schoolbags and walked out. Only a few students stayed because of duty and other reasons.

Logically speaking, today's students on duty should be me, student number 30, and Mu Zhongming, student number 31, but since I asked for leave and didn't come, Xiong Yaoyue was very interested in taking my place on duty, and the squad leader didn't object.

When everyone was huffing and puffing out with their schoolbags on their backs, the monitor was standing next to the podium table, discussing with Teacher Yu the specific arrangements for the evening self-study on the 16th. The other people left in the classroom volunteered to join the class. Xiao Qin, who was on duty for me along with Xiong Yaoyue, and Sun Yu, who shamelessly pestered Gong Caicai and asked Gong Caicai if she wanted to go see a movie with him on Saturday.

Ever since on Cuisong Mountain, when the whole class was searching for blue morpho butterflies like red-eyed zombies, Gong Caicai said, "500,000 US dollars is only equivalent to 3 million yuan. It's not worth it to have an accident for this money." After saying this, Sun Yu has been thinking about taking advantage of others, and must catch Bai Fumeigong Caicai before entering high school, so as to realize the value of his life.

Of course, Gong Caicai always listens to her parents. Her parents forbid her from having early love, and the school has "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls", so she will not agree to any of Sun Yu's dating requests. Although Sun Yu is not good-looking, It's ugly, but he always likes to behave in front of girls, giving people the impression of being very frivolous. Compared with the school sweetheart Shen Shaoyi, it's like heaven and earth. Under the current situation, even if Shen Shaoyi comes to chase Gong Caicai in person, Gong Caicai He wouldn't agree, let alone Sun Yu.

The monitor was also disgusted with Sun Yu's actions. She was going to scold Sun Yu after talking to Teacher Yu. However, at this moment, things took an unexpected turn.

Big Speaker and PHS, who had already reached the classroom door and were about to leave, were blocked by seven adult men and then pushed back.

"Bang bang", after the seven people entered the classroom, they immediately took out the battery car locks prepared in advance, locked the front and rear doors of the classroom, and blocked the door with a table.

"No one is allowed to move, this place is already under our control." The leader, a tall and thin man wearing a white suit and a white tie, with a sickly pale face, shouted loudly to the remaining people in the room.

Xiong Yaoyue, who was holding a broom, was startled. She looked up and saw a bearded man in a white suit holding a gas tank taken out of a rain bag in his hand, with a cigarette in his mouth. I immediately cursed my mother in my heart.

I see rumors on the Internet every day, saying that someone breaks into the school and kills students again. I didn't expect that this kind of thing happened to me, and seven people came at once. What are they dissatisfied with society?

"Yes, we are already the controllers here." Bai Sui reiterated. What was surprising at this time was that, except for him and the bearded man, the other five people jumped to the front. They were all different in height, fat and thin. The five people actually imitated the opening movements of the Eighteen Bronze Men of the Shaolin Temple in "God of Cookery". Xiong Yaoyue felt that they were not very similar to the imitation, but they were somewhat similar to the Ginyu Special Forces in "Dragon Ball".

"Ah, hey." "Yeah, bah." "Martial arts in the world..."

The performance of these five people made everyone in the classroom dumbfounded. The monitor and teacher Yu who were nearest to them were also dumbfounded.

When they finished their breathy performance, the leader in a white suit glanced at Teacher Yu proudly, as if to show off how capable his subordinates were, and then he cleared his throat and shouted loudly:

"From now on, everyone listens to my order. I order to modify the route and fly to Hawaii."

The five people who had just performed group exercises stopped doing it when they heard that, and they all said:

"Boss, this is different from what was promised. Didn't we come to No. 28 Middle School to cause trouble in order to find Fang Xin's weakness? We can't fly to Hawaii."

"Yes, yes, boss, you are thinking of going to Hawaii for vacation again. This classroom doesn't have enough fuel, so I guess I won't be able to fly to Hawaii."

"That's true..." Bai Sui easily accepted the statement that there was not enough oil in the classroom. He waved his finger and said again:
Chapter completed!