【894】 Reverse training
I asked Grandma Su how to cure Su Qiao's conditioned reflex. Grandma Su snorted coldly:
"Strong medicines are used for serious illnesses. There is actually not much difference between humans and animals. The same methods used to train animals can be used to train humans."
I heard what Grandma Su said was ridiculous, so I continued to ask. Grandma Su told me: There are many animal trainers in the acrobatic troupe. How do you train lions, tigers and other ferocious beasts to be docile? There are many ways, even for eagles. The ancient nomads have come up with an effective method of taming these aloof and unruly birds of prey.
In order to polish off the violent and wild temperament of the eagle, the falconer makes a skin trap for the eagle, makes a blindfold, restricts freedom, and restricts the five senses. In addition, the falconer also performs a "torture of the eagle" that is deeply abhorred by animal protectionists.
The so-called "boiling the eagle" means not feeding the eagle, but instead washing its stomach. After washing the stomach, take a hot bath (similar to a human sauna) to make it weak. At night, the eagle is placed on a special thick rope. When the hawk doesn't move when its eyes are wide open, and when it is so tired that it squints its eyes and wants to take a nap, you can unexpectedly tie the rope and do this again and again, with the purpose of never letting the hawk close its eyes and fall asleep.
To torture the eagle for several days in this way is undoubtedly a complete torture from the body to the spirit. When the eagle is physically and mentally exhausted and reaches the limit in all aspects, the falconer will start to use small favors (such as giving the eagle some small favors). Feed fresh meat) to show affection for the people. From then on, step by step, the eagle that should be above the sky recognized the thief as his father.
"Huh, what is the essence of what that foreign woman did to my granddaughter? It's different from that of boiling an eagle. They are both tricks used by our ancestors. If she can boil my granddaughter like this, I can bring my granddaughter back. , don’t think that this kind of problem can give me a headache.”
I briefly listened to Grandma Su's "anti-education plan" and thought it was really... quite weird.
Grandma Su's basic purpose is to fight fire with fire.
First of all, the indoor space where Su Qiao lives is covered with bodybuilding posters of men. This approach may give Su Qiao a huge impact at first and make her body limp. However, given time, I believe the static pictures will be greatly irritating. reduce.
After the static pictures had almost no impact on Su Qiao, he began to challenge the dynamic pictures, using the computer to play the videos of previous Mr. World beauty pageants, and even directly playing a gay movie of two naked men wrestling. This kind of movie is not at all It's hard to find. If you go to an animated barrage website called acfun, you'll see from a distance that there are gay movies like this everywhere.
No matter what bad impact the video and audio will have on Su Qiao, we must endure it at this stage. When there is no reaction after watching a gay movie, we can finally enter the final stage and try to face it. The muscles of a real man, and the real man on the schedule is me.
"Hey, why did you choose me?" Although we are far from the final step, I am very dissatisfied with Grandma Su's decision. "Su Qiao came to see me after watching the gay movie. Why do I always feel like I'm here?" It’s a real gay feeling.”
"Nonsense." Grandma Su said to me while chewing her dentures, "My granddaughter has been taught such a shameful thing now. The fewer people who know about it, the better. It's rare that you have muscles at such a young age, which is exactly what I am. Aren’t you willing to agree to the training conditions?”
What Grandma Su said was reasonable, and I couldn't think of any reason to object, so I temporarily agreed. Anyway, that was after the reverse training plan was effective and reached the final stage.
What needs to be solved urgently now is that Grandma Su and Su Qiao need a new place to live.
Grandma Su's original rental house was relatively small, because she didn't expect to be able to rescue her granddaughter so quickly. She originally planned to live alone, but now she has to live with two people together, and she also has a special room for My granddaughter is undergoing reverse training, so she needs to change houses quickly.
Speaking of renting a house, I remembered that when I went to watch an underground boxing match with Pentheus, sitting next to us was a real estate salesman from the Lian family named "Lao Mao". He was drunk and came out to have fun. To promote our business, we were given business cards by force. The business cards are still in my wallet.
With the idea of giving it a try, I called Lao Mao. Unexpectedly, as soon as I mentioned the underground boxing match and the black bodyguards, Lao Mao's tone suddenly changed, and he became both fearful and respectful towards me.
"So it's...Master Lin Ye? You actually found me. Is there anything I can do to help you?"
That night I changed my name to "Lin Ye", and when Lao Mao heard Pentheus say that I was a gangster, he naturally thought that I was "Master Lin Ye", and I later beat Huang San half to death in the boxing ring, which deepened the situation. Lao Mao's impression was that at this time Lao Mao had long sobered up, and of course he was a little frightened when dealing with the underworld.
I didn't bother to correct Lao Mao's misunderstanding about me, so I told him directly that two of my friends wanted to rent a house not too far from the city center and asked him if he had any suitable housing.
"Yes, you have to have it if you don't need it." Lao Mao's answer was full of unnatural trembling, "The son of Mr. Huang Wu at the dock was beaten by you and could only be mute and eat coptis. How dare I dissatisfy you? .”
Huang Wuye is Huang San's father. He was dealt with by the people sent by Ai Shuqiao afterwards. He became extremely silent and did not dare to mention the matter of revenge to me again. Kamakura is probably responsible for this.
Because Lao Mao thought he was working for the underworld, he was cautious and did not dare to neglect at all. He quickly followed my request and found a house in the database that was suitable for Grandma Su and the others.
"I took people to see this house. It is in a staff dormitory building of an organization. The layout and lighting are very good. They rent it out only when their employees are not full. The only drawback is that the rent is a bit expensive. I'll discuss it with the landlord and see if we can lower it..."
"My granddaughter and I still have enough money to rent a house, as long as the room is suitable." Grandma Su interjected from the side. It seems that this old senior is not short of money.
However, when I heard what Lao Mao mentioned about the name of the landlord of the staff dormitory building, I immediately burst into laughter and told Lao Mao about it so that he wouldn't have to worry about it.
Who is bad? It is Professor Bai from the Science of Happiness Sect. It turns out that it is the staff dormitory of the Science of Happiness Sect. It is true that it takes more than just one or two people to maintain a cult. Someone must run errands and do odd jobs, so in order to standardize management, we hired Did they hire about ten people and let them live in the staff dormitory? I heard Professor Bai say that this dormitory seems to have been given to the Science of Happiness by a wealthy woman, because the Cause and Effect Calculation Program of the Science of Happiness successfully calculated the number of women. The handsome young singer raised by a wealthy family is looking for a new home...
"Hey, Master Lin Ye, do you really not need me?" Lao Mao's professional intermediary quality made him subconsciously want to follow up, "I have met this Professor Bai a few times, maybe I can negotiate the price. Coming down…”
"There's no need to talk about rent." I blurted out, "As long as I know who owns the house, I can live in it without spending a penny."
Of course, what I mean is that as the right guardian of the Scientific Happiness Sect, Professor Bai’s things are mine. Not to mention letting Grandma Su and Su Qiao live in their house for free, they should even pay for their meals. .
However, Lao Mao didn't know the inside story. Hearing me say that you can live in a house without rent, he couldn't help but be a little frightened.
"Um... Young Master Lin Ye, although Professor Bai organized some kind of scientific happiness seminar, which was weird, he was very punctual and kept his promises when doing business with us. He is a good person. You must not let him Let your men repair him."
Lao Mao really regarded me as a lawless gangster.
I didn't have time to explain it carefully to Lao Mao, so I just said "don't worry" to him and hung up the phone.
After that, of course, he contacted Professor Bai shamelessly and asked him to give the employee accommodation room he wanted to rent to Su Qiao and his grandson for free. Professor Bai easily agreed and even promised to provide three meals a day. The only condition is that I describe the entire process of rescuing Su Qiao in detail. In Professor Bai's eyes, information is worth more than gold.
The matter of renting a house was settled so easily. I told Grandma Su the result and told them that although they lived on the territory of the Science and Happiness Sect and ate in the same place as their employees, they must not let them preach. Brainwashed.
"If you want to brainwash me, just wait another hundred years." Grandma Su said disdainfully, "I have listened to the scientific happiness teaching lectures."
If I didn’t mention Grandma Su, I almost forgot. When Grandma Su first arrived in Dongshan City, she entered the Scientific Happiness Teaching class out of curiosity and tortured Assistant Professor Chen with the silver needle method to force him to surrender to the police. .
However, Grandma Su learned that I was joining forces with the Scientific Happiness Sect to fight against Ai Shuqiao, and was able to share various resources of the Scientific Happiness Sect, and she was quite impressed with me.
"You are very good at joining forces at a young age, and you are so strong. In ancient times, you would have been a general capable of fighting."
I don’t know if I would have fought in ancient times. Grandma Su was quite as bold as General She Taijun of the Yang family. She called her original landlord domineeringly and told her that she wanted to check out. According to what was written in the contract, the prepaid 3 She didn't want the monthly rent. Anyway, the house was small and in a poor location, so three months' rent wasn't much.
The original landlord was very respectful to his elders. He felt that Grandma Su was not like an ordinary person and had only lived in the house for a few days, so he scraped together and paid back two and a half months' rent to Grandma Su while still carrying her luggage. When I arrived, I helped carry it to the taxi.
Later, when the original owner wanted to sell his house and went to Lianjia Real Estate for consultation, he heard that Grandma Su had later moved into a more spacious and cleaner house for free under the arrangement of a certain underworld young master. He couldn't help but feel a little scared.
"Fortunately, I had a good attitude when Grandma Su checked out. Otherwise, if that gangster young man came to trouble me...then I wouldn't be able to walk around in circles."
Before 12 noon that day, Grandma Su and Su Qiao, escorted by me, moved into the staff dormitory of Science Happiness Teaching. I did not go into the dormitory to take a look, but talked with Professor Bai who came to greet me and talked about my achievements. latest information.
By the way, there is one very depressing thing. When I went to the hotel front desk to check out at noon, my bald boss was shocked because my eyes returned to their usual ferocity after a night's rest.
Chapter completed!