"When will I need you to eavesdrop on me?" I didn't agree with Professor Bai's suggestion.

"It is needed many times." Professor Bai's fingers beat rhythmically on the table, "For example, when you are kidnapped or under surveillance and it is inconvenient to convey information to the outside world, in this case you can take the initiative to let us know. Your information."

Hey, Professor Bai's reminder seems very interesting, like a spy tool. Maybe I can really use it some time.

Brain theater ①:

In the examination room, I put on a hidden Bluetooth headset, switched Huang Fenggui's mobile phone to backdoor mode and put it on the desk, turned on the remote monitoring function, and then asked Professor Bai and others from Science Happiness Teaching to pay attention to the invigilator for me. Didn't come over.

(Wait a minute, if I have the time, I might as well use a camera to scan the test paper and let Professor Bai tell me the answer directly. However, this is no different from cheating on an ordinary mobile phone, and it does not show the high-end spy war tool I am. The atmosphere is high-end, but it consumes a lot of traffic,)

Brain theater②:

For some reason, I was kidnapped by the Eighteen Bronze Men of Shaolin Temple. Just when they were about to beat me with a folding stool, my cell phone rang. Professor Bai remotely controlled the Yellow Wind Monster cell phone and played "The Most Dazzling National Style" at the maximum volume. The Eighteen Bronze Man suddenly started to sway uncontrollably to the beat. I took the opportunity to grab the folding stool and completed a shocking 18 kills with lightning speed. (Perhaps playing "Uneasy" would be better)

Just when I was letting my imagination run wild, Professor Bai glanced at Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai, who were sitting in the back row of the conference room and watching the slides on their laptops with a mysterious expression, and then asked me:

"Do you want to know how favorably those two girls feel about you?"

You've had enough of the white cry beast. Do you think this is playing a love video game like "Heartbeat Memories" and "Love Follows"? How can I see how much favorability Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai have for me? Paid If you become a VIP user, you will get the True Eye of the Evil King, and you will see the Chinese colorful cloud numbers jumping above their heads.

"Oh, you may have misunderstood." After seeing the skeptical expression on my face, Professor Bai explained to me, "The so-called favorability cannot be seen with the eyes, nor can an accurate number be given. It is measured through a I used a mobile app I developed to make subjective judgments.”

I showed a look of disdain: "It's no different from those fortune-telling apps on the Android market."

Professor Bai sat up slightly in his chair, "Although the interface of the application I developed is simple, it is by no means a self-deceiving thing like fortune-telling software. In the final analysis, it is a simple interface for a huge causal calculation software. You can use It predicts the future within a narrow range."

I was too lazy to complain about the words "predicting the future" anymore, so I asked: "What a narrow method."

"You can only text chat with the girl simulated by the program..."

"Hey, this is not as good as a love video game. It's basically a chat program like Little Yellow Chicken. If you want to install this application on my phone, you are predicting my lonely future."

Professor Bai glanced at Xiao Qin Ke Gong Caicai again, and at the same time lowered his voice:

"This is not an empty and lonely chat with a computer. It is based on the real information in the database and through the complex calculations of the causal calculation program to highly simulate the character's psychology. A chat program that truly fits the character's personality and knows in advance how to communicate with others. After saying a certain sentence, the most likely reaction of the other party is not a prediction of the future."

"Is it that exaggerated?" I frowned and expressed disbelief. However, Professor Bai took out his mobile phone and said that with a simple experiment, I could believe in the power of the causal calculation system.

After typing a line of text on his mobile phone, Professor Bai put the phone face down on the table, cleared his throat, and asked me with a very serious expression: "Will you marry my granddaughter?"

"Damn it, your mentally ill son, there is actually someone willing to marry him."

Although I knew that what Professor Bai said should be an experimental thing, I still couldn't help blurting it out immediately.

Professor Bai laughed when he reached his destination, "Actually, I don't have a granddaughter, and my son is not married, but you can pick up my phone and take a look now."

I frowned slightly, turned over Professor Bai's phone on the desktop, and saw the application with a crude interface that Professor Bai mentioned.

How simple is the interface? For example, have you seen the QQ interface ten years ago? I saw it in a post "Review of QQ's Ten Years' History". When QQ's icon was not a penguin but a pager At that time, what was the extremely crude chat interface like? What is this mobile application written by Professor Bai? Professor Bai basically ripped off the interface of the original version of QQ.

At this moment, the chat window named "Ye Lin" is open. The question Professor Bai just asked to this virtual chat partner is naturally: "Are you willing to marry my granddaughter?"

The virtual Ye Lin’s answer to him was:

"Come on, if your son is mentally ill and has a split personality, there will still be people willing to marry him."

Damn it, although it is not 100% the same, the basic meaning is exactly the same. Did Professor Bai fool me? Did he fool me out of his understanding of me? Or is it really a cause and effect calculation program as he said? Based on the information about me in the database, what about the prediction results sent back after cloud computing?

"That doesn't count." I shook my head and said, "You suddenly said that you have a granddaughter, and that guy Fang Xin has a daughter. I was so surprised that I just spit it out. Please ask me something else."

Professor Bai took the phone back from my hand and said, "Ye Lin, do you know how much power the causal calculation program consumes for such a simple question? Moreover, if you take precautions in advance, many variables outside the database will be added. , to make the feedback results of simulated chat meaningless. By the way, I named this application "Heartbeat Questions and Answers". How about it, it matches its function. "

With your sister, I copied the interface from QQ ten years ago, and copied the name from the game "Heartbeat Memories". This application was installed on my phone, and the friend displayed was Xiaoqin, monitor, Pooh, Gong Caicai, it barely fits the concept of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers". Now you only have me as a friend on your own app. If you ask me questions, what kind of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" is it? Who needs an over-60-year-old middle school student? The second disease patient's heart was beating against my chest.

But I have to admit that Professor Bai successfully captured the interests of an adolescent boy like me. If you can really know a girl’s answer to a certain question in advance, and the accuracy is quite high, wouldn’t it be used as a preview of a confession? Moreover, many questions that are absolutely embarrassing to ask face to face can also be learned through simulated conversations to learn the other party's reaction.

For example, if I ask the virtual squad leader: "Can you touch your breasts?" If even the virtual squad leader scolds me, then I can imagine that if I ask the same question in the real world, I will probably be shot. .

Seeing my hesitation, Professor Bai assured me that the application he wrote definitely did not contain backdoor programs because it was set to run only in the "backdoor mode" of Huang Fenggui's mobile phone, so it did not require two backdoors.

"If you are worried, you can ask Dr. Yu to check it when you go back. You can show him the source code of the application. Anyway, this is just an input-feedback interface of the causal calculation program. The code is simple and clear, and you can tell whether there is something hidden at a glance. "

What Professor Bai said moved me, and with Dr. Yu's support, I asked Professor Bai for the application installation package and installed "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" myself.

Not to mention, the first installation failed because I did not switch the Yellow Wind Monster phone from "safe mode" to "backdoor mode". As expected, as Professor Bai said, "Heartbeat Q&A" will perform a self-check when it is running. If there is no special key set by Fangxin in the hardware chip, it will automatically shut down.

There was nothing to hide now. In front of Professor Bai, I quickly shook the phone 7 times with great force and switched the phone to backdoor mode.

In fact, just shaking the phone vigorously is not enough. You must shake it at the frequency of "three times, once, three times." Otherwise, if you shake it randomly for more than seven times, it will automatically switch modes.

After switching to the backdoor mode, a very small dead pixel will appear on the phone screen. Dr. Yu's setting like this can help me distinguish what mode I am currently in.

After the application was installed, the simple interface of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" automatically appeared and exchanged data with the cloud database. After waiting for more than a minute, 4 avatars appeared on my friend bar, and their names were: Xiao Qin, monitor, Gong Caicai and...Professor Bai.

My body hunched back, and my eyes immediately became wary when I looked at Professor Bai.

I didn't expect that, Professor Bai, you are actually a gay like Pentheus. Otherwise, why would your name appear in my "Heartbeat Questions and Answers"? Who wants to have a virtual conversation with you? Blacklist Where is the function? I want to put you on the blacklist. Since it is a copycat of QQ, why does it not have the blacklist function? Is it because the copycat power (penguin power) is not enough?

Seeing the obvious expression of disgust on my face, Professor Bai quickly explained: "My avatar is not used for virtual Q&A. It is a shortcut to truly contact me. You can think of me as 'QQ customer service' If you have any problems that you want me to help solve, you can use that avatar to report the situation to me."

Professor Bai's avatar looks quite similar to him, an elderly scientist wearing glasses, while the avatars of Xiao Qin, the squad leader, and Gong Caicai are more curious, with "bandaged fists" and "double-barreled shotguns" respectively. and "melon."

Where did you find these icons? They are full of malice. Forget about fists and shotguns. Does Melon refer to Gong Caicai’s breasts? Do you want to say that Gong Caicai’s breasts are the real body? Thanks to Gong Caicai. Caicai also gave you a Teacher's Day gift.

Thinking back, I just saw my avatar in "Heartbeat Quiz" on Professor Bai's phone. It looked like a cartoon gray wolf. I don't know if it was because I call myself a "iron-blooded lone wolf" and it was specially made for me.
Chapter completed!