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【881】 Punch the monk and kick the Taoist priest

While Gong Caicai was eating the ice cream "sneakily" like a timid little animal, Xiaoqin took the bag of hand cream from my hand so that I could have my hands free to eat the ice cream.

I accepted Xiaoqin's kindness. After all, the hard-covered diary in the other bag was no lighter than the hand cream, and I had a bad habit of swinging my arms when carrying things. If I broke the hand cream, I would be sorry for the monitor. Already.

After finishing the ice cream, the three of us agreed to go see Professor Bai together, then walked out of the Henderson Commercial Building and walked to the classroom where the Science and Happiness Professor taught.

On the road, Xiaoqin seemed to be trying to gain trust by saying to Gong Caicai in a determined tone:

"The law of attraction is really powerful. I was dubious at first, but I just tried it once according to the rules. I kept telling myself in my mind: 'The law of attraction works', 'The law of attraction works', and now I It has been successfully concluded that the law of attraction is valid."

Hey, doesn’t that solve nothing? A solution like this one that “proves the validity of the Pythagorean Theorem based on the Pythagorean Theorem” will definitely be given zero marks by the marking teacher.

However, Gong Caicai nodded frequently and said happily: "Classmate Xiaoqin, Professor Bai told me: Believing in the law of attraction is the first step to the truth of the universe. Let us work together and pray that our wishes will come true."

I remember that Gong Caicai’s two previous wishes were to become a scallop and to become a panda. The reason was that scallops have shells to protect them, and pandas have countries to protect them. However, later on, becoming a scallop would induce claustrophobia in herself, and pandas were protected by others. The pressure of watching was too much, so I gave up.

It is said that just recently, Professor Bai changed his teaching location.

The place where the Scientific Happiness Seminar was originally held to preach was a simple classroom in a commercial street that was used by students to make up extra classes. The desks inside were very old and some of the stools were broken.

But that is not the case now. Probably because he has accumulated a lot of money, and Assistant Professor Chen could not bear the torture of Grandma Su and surrendered to the police, which aroused Professor Bai's alarm. In short, the teaching location of the Science Happiness Seminar was changed to a multimedia conference in an office building. The room has bright and clean windows, and the tables and chairs are in good condition. The layout is very similar to a university lecture theater (except there are no stairs). There are six chairs behind each long table. There are 12 long tables in the entire conference room, which can accommodate a total of 72 people to attend lectures at the same time.

After buying Teacher's Day gifts, it was already close to 6:30. Since it was the meal time for ordinary people, Professor Bai did not arrange classes at this time. He directly received us in the empty conference room.

"Bai, Professor Bai, please accept this globe. I can't come over tomorrow, so I wish you a happy Teacher's Day today."

As soon as they met, Gong Caicai hurriedly held up a globe with both hands and handed it to Professor Bai. It was not like giving a gift, but like a student who had made mistakes was handing in a self-criticism report.

Professor Bai was quite surprised. On the one hand, he did not expect that he, a cult lecturer, would receive a Teacher's Day gift. On the other hand, he did not expect that in addition to bringing Xiao Qin, I would also bring Gong Caicai here.

"Okay, but it's disrespectful, so I'll accept your offer."

Professor Bai took the globe in an educator-like manner and placed it on the podium table. His originally broken globe seemed to have been thrown away, and there was also a fish tank placed on the podium table, which was much wider than before. , there was only a thin layer of shallow water inside, and a palm-sized turtle lay lazily motionless in the water.

I remember this was Professor Bai's pet, named "Da Vinci", which was the early Chinese translation of Leonardo, the boss of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

"What a cute turtle."

Xiaoqin, who has always had a very strange aesthetic sense, almost pressed her face against the glass of the fish tank, face to face with the turtle inside.

"What kind of turtle is this? Is it the Smiling Turtle? Its expression seems to be smiling." Xiaoqin put the bag of hand cream on a chair and asked Professor Bai enthusiastically.

When dealing with an elder like Professor Bai, who is similar in age to her uncle, Xiaoqin will not trigger any phobia of men at all, and she is quite familiar with him.

"This is classmate Ren Xiaoqin. It's our first time meeting you. But I've heard a lot about you from Ye Lin. If it's convenient, I'll call you Xiaoqin from now on."

Professor Bai extended his right hand to Xiao Qin enthusiastically. Xiao Qin asked for my opinion with her eyes. When I nodded, she shook hands with Professor Bai.

"Classmate Ye Lin and I...Classmate Ye Lin and I are here to join the conference." Xiao Qin said excitedly as soon as her hands separated from Professor Bai's, "The Scientific Happiness Seminar is about using scientific means to gain happiness. This is something that humans have been pursuing in the course of evolution. Your theory is so perfect and so advanced that it surpasses humans by five hundred years. Please be sure to let us join."

"Easy to say, easy to say. Our Scientific Happiness Seminar is free to come and go. As long as you agree with our philosophy, you can automatically become a member."

A drop of sweat ran down Professor Bai's face, as if he felt that Xiao Qin went too far in flattering him in person.

What he didn't expect was that Xiaoqin had just started and hadn't entered the state yet.

"Professor Bai, you may have heard classmate Ye Lin say that my mother is a former world champion in women's Sanda competition, so I also know a little bit about martial arts... If the scientific happiness seminar needs me, I will rush into Dongcheng District immediately. Go inside the Tianwang Temple and beat up the Taoist priests, or rush into the Jianren Temple in Xicheng District and beat up the monks."

"Why, why?" Professor Bai was also surprised, "Why do I order you to fight Taoist priests and monks?"

There is a common saying among the elderly in Dongshan City, "There are temples in the east and temples in the west", which refers to Tianwang Temple and Jianren Temple. The name Jianren Temple is often written as "Bitch Temple" by us, but It is said that when it was established, the saying "a wise man sees wisdom and a benevolent man sees benevolence" was adopted, and there is also a Buddhist temple with the same name in Kyoto, Japan.

When Professor Bai asked why she had trouble with these two religious buildings, Xiaoqin clenched her fists, looking like she was ready to shed her blood for the organization at any time.

"Don't you need to ask? We are enemies in the same industry. Of course it's for competition. If we don't eradicate the Taoist and Buddhist forces in Dongshan City first, how can we dominate and make a fortune?"

Gong Caicai was shocked and stood silently a little further away from Xiaoqin. She probably felt that even if she became a church member, Xiaoqin was still a super-violent church member, and her desire to make a fortune was too vulgar.

"Um... Xiaoqin, are you a bit misunderstood?" Professor Bai broke out in a cold sweat, "Our Scientific Happiness Seminar is a scientific organization, not a religion. Some people call us the 'Scientific Happiness Cult', which is just flattering. Or there is prejudice. We are neither colleagues nor enemies with other religions, and making a fortune is nonsense. The fees we charge some members are just the electricity bills consumed by doing causal calculations."

"Can't you charge more?" Xiaoqin asked, "If I trick two more old ladies into joining the club, can you give me a commission?"

Hey, you are so into the act. You are no longer a cult believer, but a criminal who wants to use the cult to make money. Is it possible that as soon as Assistant Professor Chen surrendered to the police, you wanted to take his place and become the scientific happiness? Are you teaching an accomplice?

"Can I talk to Ye Lin alone?" Professor Bai was embarrassed by Xiao Qin. He pointed to the desk in the back row with his hand, "There is a laptop in that desk, which contains an introduction to our scientific happiness seminar. Gong Caicai, please help explain the slides for Xiaoqin so that she can clear up her misunderstanding about us."

Although Gong Caicai was afraid of Xiaoqin, she had a spirit of dedication in her heart for the Scientific Happiness Sect, so she went to explain the slides to Xiaoqin with the consciousness of a martyr.

Professor Bai moved a chair and sat face to face with me in the first row. He was far away from Xiaoqin and the others, so we couldn't hear each other's conversation unless we shouted loudly.

"Can I see your mobile phone?" Professor Bai first made this request.

I was confident that Professor Yu Bai couldn't do anything in front of me, so I handed him the Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone. He just weighed it with his hands and judged:

"It's 40 grams heavier than before. It must have been modified. Gong Caicai's cram school teacher, Xiao Hu, uses the same model of mobile phone as yours. I weighed his."

I didn’t expect that Professor Bai’s work was really accurate. I didn’t even feel any obvious weight change on my phone. You must be a human spring scale.

"Your phone clearly looks like an old model and is powered on, but our monitoring system cannot receive any feedback signal. According to simple causal logic...either the internal hardware of your phone has been replaced, or it has been transformed into It’s a dual hardware system, and the person who transformed it must be Dr. Yu.”

I shrugged generously and admitted. Professor Bai returned the phone to me and pushed up the round glasses on the bridge of my nose.

"The purpose of retaining our backdoor hardware is to send us false information. It is indeed a good move. Unfortunately, Ye Lin, you did not execute it well. You used too much 'safe mode' and too little 'backdoor mode.' Maybe it won't make us suspicious."

"Huh, in that case, I'll ask Dr. Yu to dismantle your backdoor hardware when I get back. It's useless now anyway, and it consumes a lot of electricity."

Professor Bai rested his elbows on the table, crossed his fingers, and said in a low voice:

"Your mobile phone has finally been modified to be so special. Why can't we use it in reverse? I hope that the backdoor model can develop new uses."

Afterwards, Professor Bai openly and honestly told me how far they could use backdoor chips.

Monitoring mobile phone calls and text messages is only the simplest function. It seems that it is not difficult to record all text input on mobile phone applications, and then package and transmit it to the monitoring center when using the wifi network.

When the situation calls for it, the phone can be remotely controlled to dial a phone number. For example, when I was surrounded by four fitness instructor-looking people with steel pipes, the phone dialed 110 on its own.

If you don’t worry about being discovered by the other party, you can also remotely turn on the power-hungry “Eavesdropping Monitor” function, which I have never used due to concerns in the past.

"Ye Lin, Dr. Yu modified your mobile phone to let you use the backdoor mode as a channel to transmit false news. But if you form an alliance with us now, there is no need to switch back to the backdoor mode from time to time like before. Let us To listen to some useless spam calls, you can use the safe mode openly and openly. Only under special circumstances, we need to actively monitor you, or when you ask us for help, you can turn on the backdoor mode."

===The dividing line of apology===
Chapter completed!
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