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【853】 Calorie Exchange

"Go to hell."

Wearing ultra-professional table-pong shoes at the level of Olympic athletes, Amy's movements of swinging and hitting the ball are only at the level of a primary school student.

The table tennis manipulator designed and installed here by Dr. Yu is undoubtedly intelligent and is a close relative of the rabbit.

Compared with Amy's "ferocious" smash, the robot hand holds the table tennis racket horizontally, slides to the predicted landing point of the table tennis ball with ease, and then gently picks up the ball, allowing the rebounded table tennis ball to fall easily within Amy's reach. location.

It's so obvious to handicap the ball. Rather than saying that the robot is a "sparring partner", it's better to say it is a "playing companion". If Amy practices with this kind of opponent, her table tennis level will not improve at all even if she plays for 10,000 years. of.

But having said that, Amy is still quite enjoying herself. If the bodyguards are playing against her, she can clearly feel that they are letting her down, and if they are taken care of and fail to catch the ball, she will be very annoyed. There is no such problem with robots.

"It's so rare that you actually take the initiative to exercise."

After closing the gym door, I praised Amy.

Amy, who was swinging the racket, glanced at me from the corner of her eye.

"Hmph, who asked you to bring the maid Qin? I only invited you."

Xiaoqin immediately put an arm around me. In front of Amy, she was allowed to continue playing my girlfriend.

"I was born to classmate Ye Lin, and died to classmate Ye Lin. Wherever classmate Ye Lin goes, I will follow him."

Xiaoqin announced not jokingly.

Amy almost missed the ping pong ball because her sight was blocked by the jumping ponytail. Now she was even more angry at Xiaoqin.

"Why are you so proud? The dead manservant will abandon you one day."

After hearing this, Xiaoqin's whole body trembled, and her hands held my arms harder, as if she was afraid that I would run away.

"Hey, Xiaoqin is an insider. In front of her, just call me brother."

I have important advice for Amy.

"Don't scream." Amy refused loudly while slamming the ping pong ball to the opponent's position, "If you are with the maid Qin, you will be the male servant."

"Damn it, valet, hand me the towel hanging on the wall."

Xiaoqin wanted to get a towel for me, but Amy stopped her with a sharp voice:

"I don't want the towels that others take. I will throw them on the floor and step on them. Maid Qin, go and get me a Coke from the refrigerator. The password is 9527."

Hey, there is indeed a large three-door refrigerator next to a row of sofa chairs for people to rest in the gym, but why do you need a password to get Coke? And if you put Amy and a refrigerator of Coke together, wouldn't it be better than putting it together? Cats and goldfish are even more dangerous if kept together.

I followed Xiaoqin to enter the password, and I was surprised to find that there was a storage cabinet similar to a vending machine at the bottom of the refrigerator. However, this storage cabinet was filled with Coca-Cola, and it did not accept coins or banknotes. Only by entering the password could it be opened. A can of Coke from a metal package fell out.

It turns out that after Amy sent the rabbit out several times to buy Coke and failed, Pentheus and Dr. Yu discussed: It is better to block it than to block it. Since Amy has a hard need to drink Coke, they might as well buy the Coke and put it in the VIP building. Think of it as Amy's prize after exercising.

All the equipment in the gym are equipped with high-tech sensing equipment, which can estimate Amy's calorie consumption during exercise. Once the calories consumed reaches the calorie supplement value provided by a can of Coke, 4 will be sent to Amy's mobile phone. With this 4-digit password, you can get a can of Coke.

Although you can exercise for a longer period of time a day to obtain more passwords, you can only take out one can of Coke every day, and if you accumulate too many passwords, you can only use them the next day.

This is why Amy, who hates any physical exercise and seizes every opportunity to be lazy, plays table tennis in the gym.

This is a good idea. Well done to Dr. Pentheus and Dr. Yu. This is a disguised "girl tune" plan. If it's for Coke or potato chips, Amy will also work hard in the aspects she hates. .

I brought a towel, and Xiaoqin brought a Coke. The two of us waited on Amy, who had finished playing table tennis. There were fine beads of sweat on her face and body, which dripped to the floor from time to time. It seems like he just came back from a boxing championship.

"Hmph, Pentheus and Dr. Yu were so bold. I was originally very angry."

After Amy wiped the sweat from her face, she wrapped the white towel behind her neck, raised her head and took a big gulp of Coke.

"Aha," Amy continued with a satisfied expression, "But what I didn't expect was that if you drink Coke after exercise, the Coke will taste better than usual, so I reluctantly forgive them. .”

He was obviously being trained like a monkey who wanted to eat bananas, but he still had to use high-sounding words and a condescending tone.

"It's a pity that potato chips can only be redeemed once a week, which is really stingy."

In the blink of an eye, Amy drank most of the Coke. In order to avoid drinking it all at once, she drank it slower than before.

"It would be great if I could burn calories and exchange them for beer..." Amy looked at the refrigerator and said with interest, "Drinking some cold beer after exercise, I don't know how refreshing it will be."

While Amy was fantasizing, she greedily slid the tip of her pink tongue over her lips.

"Drinking is absolutely not okay." Xiao Qin suddenly said excitedly, "Drinking will not only hurt your body, but also make you mentally confused and... become another person."

Hey, Xiaoqin reacted so strongly because she was drunk in Cuisong Mountain and ran up the mountain to demolish the bamboo forest in the middle of the night. Didn't that mean she became another person? It was because alcohol released what was originally in your heart. The beast.

"Only low-class beer drunk by low-class people would behave like that." Amy, who had never drunk alcohol before, subjectively speculated, "The high-quality beer drunk by high-class people like me must be good for the body and mind, and healthy for the brain. It helps digestion and prolongs life.”

While talking, Amy accidentally drank all the Coke in her hand without paying attention. When she realized it, her face changed drastically, as if she had been insulted by the Coke Coke company, and she squeezed the empty Coke can tightly.

"Asshole, you've worked hard for a long time, and you've lost all the enjoyment in just such a short time."

Amy angrily threw the empty can to the floor. At the same time, the robot on the table tennis case used the speaker to make an electronic sound that was exactly like a rabbit.

"Beep, your throwing action consumed 15 calories, which has been included in the total calories consumed. Please continue to work hard."

"What's the point of working hard?" Amy yelled at the robot hand, "You can only exchange it for one can of Coke a day."

Next, Amy pointed to the refrigerator and ordered to me:

"Manservant, use violence to smash the Coke out for me."

"Beep, the Coke storage room in the refrigerator is at the level of a Swiss bank safe and cannot be destroyed by a C4 bomb. If it is forcibly opened, the Coke self-destruction program will be triggered, and all Coke will be mixed into the isatis solution..."

What a bad taste. Americans have rumors that Coke can cure colds, and Chinese people have rumors that isatis root can prevent SARS. Using this Sino-American formula to give Amy, who is of mixed Chinese and American descent, to drink is to make her invulnerable to all poisons. ?

The robot seems to be like a rabbit and can understand most of our conversations, but it has no learning ability and is not as talkative as a rabbit. It will only make explanatory speeches when it comes to gym equipment.

"Damn it, everyone is going against me."

As a beautiful girl idol, Amy had to bend down to pick up the empty Coke can she threw on the ground to confirm whether there was any liquid left in it.

The result is obvious. If she had not thrown the empty jar out impulsively, there might still be one or two drops left. Now...

"I'm so angry." Amy threw the empty Coke can again angrily, and unintentionally imitated the popular "Führer's roar" on the Internet.

"Beep, your attack consumed 20 calories this time, which is a significant improvement compared to just now. Please continue to work hard."

The robot reminded inappropriately.

"Don't be angry." Seeing that Amy was still angry, I advised her, "I have followed your instructions and deceived the monitor... No, I am a guest. She will come on Sunday."

"Really?" Amy's anger turned into joy, "I didn't expect you to be quite capable as a valet. Sure enough, you also want to see Katusha's maid uniform."

"The squad leader's maid outfit." Xiao Qin frowned on the side, "The monitor promised classmate Ye Lin that he would wear a maid outfit for you on Sunday, but he was actually willing to do this. In order to steal classmate Ye Lin, he really Whatever it takes."

Because I have said before that in front of Amy, Xiaoqin can still regard herself as my girlfriend, so she has restored her girlfriend's thinking circuit at this time. Should we say this is her acting skills or her original thoughts.

"It's not as complicated as you think." I explained nonchalantly. "It's just a small revenge for Amy, so that the monitor can play with Obama for a while. Don't you think that Obama has a swollen mouth?" , has the cuteness increased compared to usual times?”

"I'll come that Sunday too." Xiaoqin was not fooled by me, and she also puffed out her mouth when she wasn't talking, as if her cuteness had also increased.

"I also want to wear a maid outfit to show off to classmate Ye Lin. I can't lose to the evil second female lead."

"It's a beautiful idea." Amy curled her lips and said, "If you want to increase your cuteness, go find the green bamboo snake that Dr. Yu keeps in a glass tank, and I haven't prepared a maid outfit of the right size for you..."

"Then get ready now." Xiao Qin clenched her fists and said, "With Miss Amy's financial resources, it can be done with just one sentence. There are still more than 30 hours until Sunday. "

"Tch." Amy still looked indifferent, "You and Katusha are both enemies, why should I help you."

"Because I am 'Maid Qin'." Xiao Qin said aggrievedly, "As a 'Maid Qin' but I don't even have a maid uniform, wouldn't it be too pitiful?"

Amy, who was reminded of this, frowned and thought seriously, "That's true..."

"And the principal of Qingzi Academy is my uncle." Xiao Qin used her trump card, "Although the initial exam has passed, there are still midterm exams and final exams."

Amy's originally fair complexion became even whiter, and the sweat flowing down her cheeks was probably not all caused by exercise.
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