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【852】 Snake and Elephant

Because Bitu made a lot of dangerous remarks along the way, after entering the VIP building, I didn’t go to see Amy first. Instead, I went to Dr. Yu first and asked him to adjust Bitu properly.

Only 48 hours have passed, and the basement of the VIP building has been decorated more presently. It looks more like a large laboratory covering medicine and mechanical engineering. When Dr. Yu is not in the infirmary on the first floor, he will do research here most of the time.

"What, there are anti-human tendencies." Dr. Yu, who was operating an electromagnetic separator, turned back from his swivel chair with a surprised look on his face.

"It's not anti-human, it's anti-all living things, even animals and plants."

I emphasize the seriousness of the situation.

Of course, before I snitched behind others' backs, I had already ordered Bitu to stay in the corridor on the first floor and be responsible for destroying the large Wim who dared to invade the VIP building.

"It's really difficult to deal with. Learning ability is really a troublesome thing." Dr. Yu said thoughtfully, "And there are so many strange comments on the Internet. Not to mention primary school students, even robots can't control themselves and learn badly..."

"That is to say, there is no good solution for the time being." I frowned and said, "Then let's set Xiaoqin as the fifth owner of Bitu. This will at least reduce the chance of Xiaoqin being attacked by Bitu."

"No problem." Dr. Yu said and entered this to-do list into his Google Multimedia Glasses, "But the rabbit can only have five owners at most. If it exceeds this number, its logical operation efficiency will be greatly improved. Reduced."

Amy, Dr. Yu, me, Pooh, and Xiaoqin, the rabbit who serves these five masters at the same time, had better not do anything crazy, otherwise it will take apart a certain "young carbon-based organism" to study it. The five of us The individual may have to be taken to court.

When we returned to the first floor, we caught up with Pentheus taking Obama out for a walk with the dog. The look of Obama made Xiaoqin and I burst into laughter.

What's wrong with Obama's mouth? Why is it swollen like whole wheat bread? I know he is greedy, but after a long period of forced weight loss, there is no reason not to have a fat belly but only a fat mouth. Huskies are sharp-mouthed dogs no matter what. If he wants to become a round-mouthed dog, is it possible that Obama’s ancestors were bears, and he is now recognizing his ancestors?

"Obama is..."

Pentheus shrugged: "Unfortunately, I was bitten by a snake."

"Snake, why is there a snake in the VIP building? What if it bites Amy instead of Obama?"

At this time, Obama had a swollen mouth and face, not to mention how funny his appearance was, and how depressed his expression was. Hearing what I said, he let out a resentful cry.

The barking sound of "Ouch~~~~" is also abnormal, as if a person's mouth is swollen and he cannot pronounce words clearly.

"Obama was not bitten in the VIP building, but in the garden outside the VIP building." Pentheus explained, "Obama found a small green snake with bamboo leaves when he was playing in the garden. He thought that the other party might be able to To eat, I took a bite, but someone else came first..."

"Did you ask for it yourself? But why are there bamboo-leaf green snakes in the garden? I heard that this kind of snake is relatively common in Taiwan. There shouldn't be such a thing in Dongshan City."

Xiaoqin's expression turned stern: "Someone must have put it in intentionally. Whether it's the Gongdou TV series or "Detective Conan", there are cases of poisonous snakes being used to harm people."

Pentheus nodded: "Miss Ren's guess is good."

I interrupted Pentheus: "Just call her Xiaoqin."

"Oh, Miss Xiaoqin's guess is good." Pentheus may be used to calling "Miss Amy", so he always adds honorifics to girls of the same age as Amy.

"Dr. Yu and I both believe that the green bamboo snake was secretly released by the Animal Rescue Society to warn Dr. Yu not to use mice for drug experiments anymore."

"Aren't those animal rights terrorists still giving up? Although the green bamboo leaf snake is less venomous, it will still be in danger if it is not treated in time."

Since I was bitten on the ankle by a red snake on Cuisong Mountain, I have studied the distribution and toxicity of various venomous snakes in China so that I can be prepared next time.

"Is that green snake with bamboo leaves still in the garden?" Xiaoqin asked eagerly, "I'm going to catch it. Is this a good thing?"

Xiaoqin is still thinking about receiving stars from me.

"I have already captured it and handed it over to Dr. Yu." Pentheus said. "Amy wanted to skin the snake to make a collar for Obama, so she finally agreed to Dr. Yu to raise the venomous snake."

"What are you going to do with raising venomous snakes? Let's leave it to the French chef to research new recipes. Anyway, the French chef is also researching Chinese cuisine."

In fact, I thought that the French chef had never made snake soup, and I really underestimated him. Later, my father mentioned that during the Franco-Prussian War, Paris was heavily besieged by the Prussian army and everyone had nothing to eat, so the French chefs went to the Paris Zoo one after another. The incision, roasted camel, donkey head trapping, cat and mouse platter, and today's world-famous French snails were developed at that time. The ability of the French to eat randomly is not necessarily much worse than that of the Chinese.

"The reason why Dr. Yu wants to raise Zhuyeqing..." Pentheus continued, "is so that Zhuyeqing can help dispose of the corpses of mice. The Zhuyeqing raised in the zoo originally used mice as a staple food."

Oh, it's really ironic. The Animal Rescue Association released a bamboo leaf as a warning because Dr. Yu slaughtered the mice, but they didn't expect that the bamboo leaf became an accomplice of Dr. Yu's slaughter of the mice. Dr. Yu still knows how to be cold. It's humorous.

"Anyway, the security work in the VIP building is still a bit lax." I said with some dissatisfaction, "The Animal Rescue Association can let in snakes today, and maybe let elephants in tomorrow. We must find ways to strengthen the security."

"Can we raise more dogs?" Xiaoqin suggested, "Dogs like to bite things. My mother's colleague's dog squeaked when he saw a hedgehog downstairs in her house. Mouth, the dog's swelling hasn't subsided yet..."

Regarding the defense of the VIP building, Pentheus and I discussed for a long time. During this period, Xiaoqin also came up with a lot of ideas, but most of them were unreliable. They mainly used animals as shields to make the animal rescuers reluctant to take action. , retreat when faced with difficulties.

"In order to prevent animals from being rescued, they let elephants in to cause trouble..." Xiao Qin said seriously, "We should raise an elephant in the yard first, so that when the other elephant sees its compatriots, it will come up to chat first and say :'Miss, your nose is so beautiful, why don't we go on a date at the botanical garden on the weekend...'"

"Is the elephant you want to put in the yard a female elephant? Do you want to use seduction on the enemy's elephant? What if the elephant sent by the other party is also a female elephant?"

"If they are all female elephants." Xiao Qin said without changing her expression, "They can talk about the latest fashion styles of clothes."

"Your elephant is wearing clothes."

"Putting animals in the yard is also a way of defense, but you have to carefully consider which animals to raise." Pentheus was inspired by Xiao Qin and began to think hard.

I heard that Amy, who was rarely seen today, was exercising in the gym opposite the infirmary, so Xiaoqin and I went there to look for her.

Before turning around and leaving, I thought Obama's swollen mouth looked really funny, so I took a photo of his deformed face with my phone, and then sent it to the monitor with the title "Anpanman-Obama".

At that time, the class monitor did not reply to my text message immediately (she was probably talking to my mother in Shanghai). Later, when she saw this photo, she felt it was super cute and at the same time she was worried about Obama, so she texted me and asked:

"Why do dogs have a face and get stung by bees?"

I tell the truth, the monitor heard that the dog was bitten by a venomous snake, and was very distressed. She decided to take advantage of the weekend vacation and choose a time tomorrow or the day after tomorrow to come to the VIP building to see Obama. She asked me which day was convenient. She was embarrassed. Come alone.

After thinking about it for a while, tomorrow is Saturday, and Xiaoqin and I are going to the computer market to pick out mobile phones, so I decided to invite the squad leader to the VIP building as a guest on Sunday.

After discussing this matter with the squad leader, I felt an indelible feeling of guilt.

Well... the monitor would never have thought that Amy had set a trap, requiring the monitor to put on a maid uniform to serve her so that she could get close to the dog.

And besides Obama, Amy seems to have other secret weapons, but she kept them secret and didn't tell me.

The gym in the VIP building was originally designed for Amy to use alone, so it is not particularly large. There are treadmills, spinning bikes, slimming and twisting machines, and a table tennis table.

Needless to say, although there are few items, they are all high-end, high-profile and luxurious, which is enough to blind the eyes of ordinary people.

The treadmill has a near-futuristic design, and it would feel out of place when placed on a spaceship. You can run while watching TV programs on the display. It is said that after being connected to a screen-type floor-standing display, it can also simulate somatosensory running games. With use, The 3D scene changes based on the player's running.

The spinning bike is a magnetically silent version. No matter how fast you ride, it will not disturb the neighbors. Although Amy does not need this function, high-end products are designed in this way, so there is no way to cancel it.

The slimming and waist-twisting machine is an enhanced version of the household "waist-twisting plate". It is like an exercise bike without wheels, only armrests and footboards. Its main function is to slim hands and legs through waist-twisting movements, plus lifting. Hips, this is a model that only women like, I have never used it.

In addition to these three items, it is a solid wood base and a table tennis table case painted with gold paint. Because the four table legs are so antique and carved with carved beams and columns, I almost thought it was a billiard table case at first glance.

Even if the identity of the table tennis table is confirmed because of the barrier in the middle of the table, I still feel that it looks more like a gaming table in a casino, since the table tops are all green anyway.

The gym is located opposite the infirmary, so that if Amy is injured while exercising, she can receive treatment as soon as possible. However, at this time, Dr. Yu was absent from duty and was not in the infirmary, but in the large underground laboratory. Force the rabbit to make program adjustments.

The main reason is that Amy seldom comes to the gym, maybe even once a week.

After Xiaoqin and I knocked on the door and went in, we found that Amy was neither running on the treadmill, nor cycling on the spinning bike, nor was she twisting on the twisting machine.

She was wearing a frilly navel-baring crop top and sports shorts, swaying her golden twintails and youthful sweat, and was playing table tennis alone.

Amy's opponent is a manipulator fixed on the other end of the table tennis table. It has three joints and can slide flexibly.

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