"What's written in the drift bottle?" I had a bad feeling.

"(*^__^*) Hee hee... People downstream will be happy if they pick it up, because it contains vouchers."

It's true that everyone likes money these days, but where are the vouchers from? Is it from a Wal-Mart supermarket? If you go to a Wal-Mart supermarket in this wilderness, you won't even be able to save gas money for a round trip.

"It's not a supermarket voucher. I wouldn't be particularly happy if I picked up something ordinary like that." Xiaoqin stood on a raised stone by the stream and said while maintaining balance, "I put it in a drift bottle. The note read: Anyone who comes to attend the wedding ceremony of my classmate Ye Lin and I can get a gift of 5 yuan by holding this coupon..."

It's useless compared to supermarket vouchers. Nowadays, wedding gifts cost at least 100 yuan. Who can afford to spend 95 yuan to attend the wedding of someone they don't know?

Xiaoqin still had a dreamy expression on her face, looking into the distance:

"I will be very happy when I pick up such a precious voucher. I can't wait for classmate Ye Lin and I to hold our wedding as soon as possible."

"I really envy the person who found the drift bottle..."

Please don't be envious. I'm sure that the person who found it will completely ignore the handwritten voucher inside and just sell the bottle as scrap.

In the end, it is still white garbage, and garbage contains garbage inside.

Your voucher didn't even include the time and location, so even if the other party wanted to participate, there would be nowhere to find it.

The source of the creek was twenty meters below the top of the mountain, and suddenly I heard someone calling my name from above.

"Ye Lin, where have you been? Come and help me."

It turned out that Niu Shili wanted to move a large rock out of the way, but he couldn't find me.

I happily ran back to the top of the mountain. Physical work was my responsibility, and it was also a pleasure to work with Niu Shili.

Besides, even if I pretend not to care on the surface, showing that I am powerful in front of many girls seems to be quite a psychological pleasure.

"one two three."

I am afraid that the irregular rock weighing nearly 200 kilograms was lifted by Niu Shili and I, and then we moved our steps with difficulty and placed it somewhere out of the way.

The loudspeaker admired from the side: "You two are so energetic, it will be easy for you to get married and have a bride in the future."

Zhuang Ni was leaning against a tree. She was sleeping under the shade of the tree as if she was suspended from death. Then she suddenly opened her eyes and said:

"I can't hold you. I have to use a crane and a jack to hold you..."

The big speaker glared: "You have no virtue in your mouth. I won't give you something delicious to eat for a while."

Zhuang Ni showed a dispassionate smile and leaned her head on the tree trunk, not caring that her shawl hair might be damaged by the rough tree trunk.

"I don't want to eat unless the monitor feeds me mouth to mouth... Gong Caicai is fine too."

"You playboy girl," the loudspeaker accused, "If you were a man, you would definitely be a scumbag who wanders around."

I sneeze for some reason. It's strange. It must be because the weather is too cold at noon in summer.

Zhuang Ni narrowed her eyes, revealing only the pale pupils, and said with a bit of chill:

"If I were a disgusting man, I would have committed suicide in the fertilized egg state."

At this time, Xiao Qin also walked back from the creek, and Xiong Yaoyue ran over to discuss with her how to maximize the food grab.

"Put this one here, that one... put them where Ye Lin and the others moved the stones."

The squad leader directed the girls to lay out many two-meter-square picnic mats brought from home.

Although there are also contributions from other students, most of them are due to the contribution of the loudspeaker.

I always feel that all the income from Da Xiaoxian’s family is used to buy food and food-related equipment.

The squad leader's command was very orderly, and within a short time, Cuisong Peak was designated as an exclusive barbecue camp for the second grade (3) class.

With the bonfire as the center, looking down from the sky, the extension lines of the three barbecue grills form an equilateral triangle, and the 12 picnic mats are arranged into a 12-sided shape on the outside, only 7 meters away from the grill. ,8 steps away.

It’s simply a variant of the Bagua diagram. It’s so symmetrical (the 13th picnic mat is hidden), so fair (no one is closer to the grill). Why do you, monitor, look at this like it’s a cult sacrifice? The campground where the ceremony was held was filled with happy smiles.

If you still want symmetry anyway, just clone the Eunuch Cao who is baking clothes on the central bonfire and place it on the opposite side.

"Optimus Prime's..."

Suddenly I heard girls discussing something in a low voice next to the loudspeaker.

Brother Optimus Prime, how do you know about Brother Optimus Prime? Did Xiaoqin tell you that Brother Optimus Prime was a token of love that I gave to her?

If you listen carefully, you will see that it is the fire bucket that comes with the barbecue grill. That fire bucket is also the brand of Optimus Prime.

Damn it, although the quality of this fire barrel looks really good, and I heard it won't deform if a person stands on it, but don't name it after Optimus Prime.

Just because he can't deform, he's not Optimus Prime. Brother Optimus Prime is very handsome and can turn into a big container truck "kukakakakakakakak".

And with such a thin fire barrel, there is no place to put the energy block. How can Brother Optimus Prime fight the Decepticons without the energy block?

To put it bluntly, even if this fire barrel is called Optimus Prime, why did Optimus Prime turn into a furnace? Is it for concealment and reconnaissance? Just let Bumblebee do that kind of thing.

At this time, Eunuch Cao had dried his clothes and put them on. For the sake of safety and saving resources, the squad leader proposed to temporarily extinguish the bonfire in the center of the camp.

"Let me do it, let me do it." Xiong Yaoyue couldn't sit still after hearing this, "I like putting out fires the most."

You just said that you like to set fires the most. Are you that part-time firefighter in the United States who deliberately set fires to find a job? That firefighter caused the largest forest fire in the history of Arizona and was eventually sentenced to ten years in prison.

The theater in my mind couldn't help but play the movie: Xiong Yaoyue failed to extinguish the mountain fire she ignited and burned down all the forests in the Daxinganling and Changbai Mountains. Therefore, she was imprisoned and was protested by her Japanese friends.

"The ashes have flown to the Japanese islands, bastard."

"I'm just too bored..." Xiong Yaoyue gave a weak defense at the trial, "Who made the PSP and mobile phone run out of battery..."

In the end, the China Forestry Administration sued Sony Corporation, requiring the other party to compensate for all losses suffered in the Daxinganling and Changbai Mountains. The reason was that the PSP produced by Sony consumed too much power, causing the dangerous person Xiong Yaoyue to be bored.

Japanese netizens reacted strongly to this. Countless Japanese angry youth took to the streets holding signs saying "Japan breaks off diplomatic relations". However, Japanese nerds did not participate because they were still waiting to watch this week's new anime.

In addition, the China Forestry Administration also sued South Korea's Samsung Company because Xiong Yaoyue's mobile phone was produced by the Samsung Company.

In response, the South Korean government issued a statement on behalf of Samsung:

"The Daxinganling and Changbai Mountains clearly belong to us Koreans. If we want compensation, it is you who will compensate us. Moreover, the entire universe belongs to Korean Smecta."

Because according to South Korea's logic, Xiong Yaoyue also belonged to them, so after careful consideration, the Chinese government released Xiong Yaoyue back to South Korea to worship her ancestors (and still held the torch used for ancestor worship). So three days later, the Korean Peninsula was burned in flames that soared into the sky.

"We provoked whomever." North Korean leader Kim Sam Pang was filled with grief and anger.

Behind her, Xiong Yaoyue scratched the band-aid on her face, "I'm sorry, I'm just too bored..."

Just when I was thinking wildly, Xiong Yaoyue had received the task of putting out the bonfire from the squad leader. Probably the squad leader felt that it was better to put out the fire than to set it on fire, and if Xiong Yaoyue's excess energy was not vented, sooner or later he would cause trouble elsewhere. .

Taking the plastic basin given to her by the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue ran to the stream as fast as she could, filled a basin full of water, and then ran back at a faster speed, spilling half of the water on the road.

"Watch the moves, water overcomes fire, hurry is like the law."

Xiong Yaoyue shouted about Taoism and some settings of the game, and happily threw out a basin of water.

It was a very accurate aim, and even though there wasn't enough water, the bonfire was still completely extinguished by its momentum, leaving only a few flickering sparks.

However, the problem was that Eunuch Cao, who had just put on the dried clothes, had not had time to escape.

So the clothes all over his body were soaked through again, and he was flooded in front of the fire. Eunuch Cao wanted to cry but had no tears.

The most annoying thing is that the campfire has been put out. If you want to dry your clothes again, you have to light a new fire and use firewood that has been soaked by water.

Eunuch Cao spat out a mouthful of water and muttered: "You are too fast, give others some time to react..."

"You are too slow." Xiong Yaoyue threw the plastic basin on the ground and said with her hands on her hips in dissatisfaction, "You are a man after all. On such a hot day, you can dry yourself by wearing it."

"Let's go to the barbecue grill and have a barbecue." The squad leader looked helplessly at the trouble Xiong Yaoyue had caused, "The charcoal fire has been lit, so you won't get sick."

Eunuch Cao had no choice but to take half of his wet clothes and go to the barbecue grill to warm himself up.

Suddenly his eyes rolled around and he said to Xiong Yaoyue:

"Pooh, did you know I can do magic?"

"It's up to you to do magic." Xiong Yaoyue said with a look of disbelief, "How do you change from a fat man to a dead fat man?"

"Who scolded me?" A loudspeaker in the distance raised its head warily from the barbecue grill.

I really scolded a monk and the whole temple was filled with fever. Human beings have various natural alliances based on their size.

"Yes, magic." Mr. Cao nodded confidently, "I have magic skills. I just need to recite the spell in advance, and then pour water on you... just use this half bottle of mineral water. You won't get wet at all. .”

"There is such a thing." Xiong Yaoyue frowned, "The mineral water in your hand is a prop."

"You don't care whether it's a prop or not." Eunuch Cao continued, "Anyway, if my magic trick fails, I will lose ten yuan to you."

When Qian Xiong Yaoyue mentioned it, her eyes lit up. She stood up straight with her chest raised and said, "Come on then, I want to see how you do magic."

"Don't bet with him." Xiao Qin hurriedly reminded from the side.
Chapter completed!