【600】Your heart, my heart
Fortunately, after Xiong Yaoyue ate the unknown purple berries, she did not immediately fall to the ground, convulse, and foam at the mouth.
However, she said it tasted terrible and she would never eat it again in the future.
"It tastes terrible and you ate them all." I couldn't help but ask her, "You didn't just eat one and threw away the others."
"But I thought the next one would be delicious." Xiong Yaoyue blinked and replied, seeming quite unfair.
As soon as I saw it, Xiaoqin disappeared again.
In order to prevent her from catching snakes in the grass, I decided to go find her.
Niu Shili and others were assembling and adjusting the barbecue grill that Big Speaker brought from home under the command of Da Xiaoxiao.
The three military green barbecue grills are called "reinforced and thickened military grade" and can be disassembled and folded into a square backpack.
However, one of the backpacks was damaged, so I needed help holding the stainless steel bracket of the barbecue grill when we went up the mountain.
I don’t know anything else, but judging from the strength and weight of the bracket steel pipes, the overall quality of the barbecue grill should be good. Anyway, those steel pipes are excellent fighting equipment. I feel that my fighting power has increased a lot when I hold them. .
There are a lot of steps involved in assembling a high-end barbecue grill. Not only installing the four legs, but also installing a lifting multifunctional roasting fork above the oven, which can be used to roast whole chickens and ducks.
The side shelf is filled with various seasoning jars, oil brushes, and barbecue thermometers. There is also a frosted enamel baking pan on the lower level for serving food.
It feels more professional than ordinary street barbecue stalls. Big Speaker is really a fighter among foodies. When I travel by car with my cousin or other relatives, I often use these barbecue grills to eat and drink.
I guess there may be other fat people in Da Xiaoxue’s house that I have never met before. Otherwise, I can’t figure out why a family needs three barbecue grills.
The frozen ingredients in various crisper boxes are now being defrosted in the sun with the lids opened. In fact, they have almost been thawed along the way and will soon return to normal temperature.
The squad leader maximized the use of the crisper and put a lot of folding cutting boards on it (this was also brought by the big speakers). The folding cutting boards made of PP plastic can not only be used to cut ingredients, but can also be folded into an inverted cutting board. Triangular groove, used as a plate.
The squad leader seems to appreciate the design of this piece of tableware very much and feels that it is necessary to add one to his kitchen. This is probably the so-called "housewife's heart".
When it came time to put the charcoal in the fire bucket and ignite it, Xiong Yaoyue, who had finished eating the sweet potatoes and purple berries, rushed forward and recommended herself:
"Let me do it, I like setting fires the most."
"This is for you." The squad leader handed a charcoal match as long as a forearm into Xiong Yaoyue's hand.
Xiong Yaoyue was stunned for a moment while holding the match, as if she was holding the Olympic torch that had not yet been lit. She was in a brief shock because she did not expect to win this honor at all.
While Xiong Yaoyue was in a daze, the squad leader turned around and winked at the loudspeaker. The loudspeaker immediately used another lit long match and inserted it into the air inlet at the bottom of the tinder barrel to complete the lighting ceremony of the Olympic flame.
"Ah, I was cheated." Xiong Yaoyue fell to the ground as if betrayed by the organization, "Squad leader, you... you bully others."
"You are the one being bullied." The squad leader said with a bit of self-deprecation and a wry smile, as if the subtext was "Let me bully you, and your losses will not be more than mine."
"Chi qua" "chi qua", just when I couldn't find Xiaoqin, I heard the sound of polishing something at the source of the creek where Eunuch Cao once fell into.
After walking a few steps, I was surprised to find that Xiaoqin was squatting by the river, facing the river, and was hard at work polishing something.
"Hey hey, hey hey", I was dubbing it myself while polishing it.
What are you sharpening? Sharpen the knife. After sharpening the knife, start with Gong Caicai and kill everyone with bigger breasts than you in front of the barbecue grill.
Your smiling face reflected in the stream, don't be so happy. Even the squad leader who likes kitchen utensils can't sharpen his knives as happily and expectantly as you do.
Sharpen your knives, pig and sheep, are you going to stage a battle royale for Class 2 (3) of junior high school on the top of Cuisong Mountain?
When he got closer, he discovered that what Xiaoqin was polishing was not a sharp boning knife, but two heart-shaped stones, one large and one small.
Xiaoqin, who had already judged my arrival from the sound of footsteps, half turned around, picked up a heart-shaped stone in each hand, and held it up to me in the sun.
"This thing, it's called a 'love stone' in the comics. You polish it with your own hands and give it to the person you like."
Only then did I notice that these two stones were not naturally heart-shaped, but after a lot of work, they were slowly polished into this shape that represented love.
Really, as long as you work hard, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle.
But to be honest, as long as it comes to the field of art, Xiaoqin's level will be reduced to the same as painting skills. The two heart-shaped stones are just okay in shape. At most, Xiaoqin's heart is suffering from myocarditis and arteriosclerosis. The shape of the one doesn't quite look like a heart, but it looks a bit like a butt.
Xiaoqin continued to polish it a few times, then rinsed it clean in the stream, and then handed both hearts into my hands.
"Student Ye Lin, please be careful."
I subconsciously caught it with both hands with some fear.
"The big heart belongs to classmate Ye Lin." Xiaoqin pointed with her finger and said.
So do I have myocarditis and arteriosclerosis? Why don’t you send me to the hospital quickly? Help me take care of my brother Optimus Prime after I die.
"My little heart is mine." Xiao Qin crossed her hands on her chest, closed her eyes slightly, and said gently.
It's a very sentimental picture. It would be better if you polished this little piece so that it doesn't look like a butt.
"Classmate Ye Lin." Xiaoqin asked me softly, "Please give me that big heart."
"Hey, didn't you say that the big heart is mine, and the careful one should be given to you?"
"Ye Lin is so stupid." Xiao Qin stretched out her right hand to make a small fist and touched my right hand.
I suddenly remembered that my father once said that the size of a human's right fist when clenched is roughly equivalent to the size of his or her heart.
So, my heart is indeed much bigger than Xiaoqin's.
Xiaoqin touched my half-clasped right hand with her right fist. From a certain perspective, it was a collision between hearts.
Ah, no wonder in the "Rocky" series, Rocky, played by Stallone, often makes friends with people in the ring with fists. It turns out that fists are the fastest way to the heart.
So, when we were young, Xiaoqin and I had fist fights, which could be regarded as the start of a collision between our hearts.
No, no, at most it was Xiaoqin who collided with me unilaterally. I barely hit Xiaobawang a few times.
"Why doesn't classmate Ye Lin understand?" Xiao Qin put her hands behind her back and said to me with a wink, "It's your heart that you want to give to others. Just hold my heart, classmate Ye Lin. Ye Can you give it to me, Mr. Lin’s big heart?”
I was shy, nervous, and probably my chest was pounding, waiting for my response.
If I were trying desperately to recall the bullying I suffered when I was a child, then throwing both heart-shaped stones into the creek would definitely make Xiaoqin cry.
But the atmosphere is wrong, and I just decided that once the evil deeds done to me by the bully arouse my inner demons, I will regard Xiaoqin as my sister. Then because of the privileges my sister has here, I will not treat her badly. Angry.
Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, okay, I feel calm inside.
Seeing that I seemed to be hesitating, Xiaoqin asked indifferently: "Isn't it possible that classmate Ye Lin doesn't want to keep my care?"
What else can I say with your pitiful, Bambi-like eyes?
But this little heart-shaped stone is too shaped like a butt. Why do you always feel that what I left behind is not your heart, but your butt.
Ah, I accidentally remembered that time when I was at Xiaoqin's house, she and I stripped down to our underwear, and we almost had a gunfire.
Xiaoqin's butt shape is quite attractive, it can be regarded as a graceful arc in my memory.
"Just keep it." I pretended not to care very much, put the little heart-shaped stone into my trouser pocket, and then gave the big heart-shaped stone back to Xiaoqin.
This is not a butt, this is not a butt, this is not a butt...
I rubbed the small-shaped stone in my trouser pocket with my fingers and hypnotized myself.
Xiaoqin solemnly took the big heart-shaped stone from my hand, and in an instant, a smile that was more beautiful than a peach blossom bloomed on her face.
"Long live~\(≧▽≦)/~,." Xiaoqin put the stone against her heart, jumped up and cheered: "My classmate Ye Lin and I are getting married."
Whoever married you just thinks you are infatuated, and if he doesn't accept your gift, it will definitely make you sad.
"I don't care. Classmate Ye Lin and I have exchanged so many love tokens. If we don't get married, no Zenith star will agree to it."
"The Zenith stars are too idle, and apart from these two stones, what else have we exchanged?"
"Well..." Xiaoqin counted on her fingers, "Classmate Ye Lin gave me a pair of bracelets and an engagement ring..."
The green jade bracelet was given to you by your father Huo Zhenbang. You can see it through the loudspeaker. I can't afford such expensive things at all. Do you want me to sell Amy's underwear again with the money from selling my sister's underwear? Should I buy gifts for my girlfriend? What kind of scumbag should I be?
Also, can you please stop saying that it’s an engagement ring? It’s a two-yuan plastic ring, purely produced by a street stall, the kind that says, “You can’t buy it for two yuan and you’ll suffer, you can’t buy it for two yuan and you’re cheated.” There are things in the world that are shabbier than this. An engagement ring?
"Well... classmate Ye Lin also gave me a Swiss Army Knife, and classmate Ye Lin's favorite brother Optimus Prime..."
Who said the Swiss Army Knife was given to you? Who said Brother Optimus Prime was given to you? Although I know the atmosphere is inappropriate, I really want to strangle you to death by the creek.
Xiaoqin suddenly picked up an empty Coke bottle placed at her feet, raised it over her shoulder and made a preparatory gesture, then happily threw it into the stream and watched it go downstream.
"Hey, why are you littering with white trash? People downstream will say that people from the city are not qualified."
Xiaoqin pouted and retorted: "This is not white trash, this is a real version of the drift bottle, and there is a note written by me in it."
Chapter completed!