The character Zhuang Ni is an extremely special existence in Class 2(3) of junior high school.

If the squad leader is a paladin in the "Dungeons and Dragons" setting, an admirable and followable leader, Zhuang Ni is the evil high priest in black robes, chanting in a dark corner He casts vicious spells and is always ready to perform blood sacrifices on himself and his enemies' bodies.

So it is understandable that everyone is more afraid of Zhuang Ni than the squad leader. If a vendor selling sausages scolds the paladin, he may not be retaliated against, but if he dares to scold the evil high priest, he will definitely be made into a sausage. ah.

Not only should the person who offended him be made into sausages, but he should also occupy his stall and distribute them to people on the roadside for free.

As you can imagine, Zhuang Ni in black robe shouted to passers-by in a flat tone: "Come and eat sausages, free sausages, made with the best pigs..."

The paladin Shusha, who was wearing a golden helmet and golden armor, was going to kill the ogres outside the village, happened to be passing by.

Zhuang Ni grabbed Shusha's cloak and said, "Come and eat one of Ye Lin's sausages..."

"What..." The paladin sword in Shusha's sheath almost jumped out.

"Ah, I made a mistake..." Zhuang Ni changed her words, "It's the sausage made by Ye Lin. If you don't like the taste, there are also sausages made by Eunuch Cao and made by Niu Shili... By the way, I wonder if you are interested. , make sausages with me."

Who wants to make sausages with you? Your lair must be filled with mutilated human bodies, and maybe you even plan to hang the monitor there too.

Although I say I like the squad leader, who knows how a pervert likes people.

Not to mention anything else, this time I even had to vomit blood to participate in the outing, so that the monitor could not make up the 40 classmates, but I wanted to make myself the 41st one.

In addition, she didn't listen to the class leader's advice. Not only did she not wear her class uniform, she also wore a skirt on her own.

Of course, there are black stockings under the knee-length skirt. Zhuang Ni would be dead if she didn't wear stockings.

Although she is wearing a black suit and attending activities such as Gothic film seminars, which is very classy and elegant... But today she is going to climb a mountain. Although it is not as high as Mount Everest, it is at least more than 400 meters. If you wear a skirt to climb a mountain, you will definitely look completely naked.

The squad leader came as soon as she saw Zhuang Ni dressed up like this. She almost forgot her personal supplies bag in the van. Such unorganized and undisciplined behavior made the squad leader feel like she was in trouble. She handed the backpack she had to Niu Shili to take care of, and then walked quickly. When you get in front of Zhuang Ni, you have to ask her why she is so careless.

"Because you can't wear stockings when you wear pants." Zhuang Ni was not afraid and took the initiative to answer a question that the monitor might ask.

This is actually not a qualified answer, but for Zhuang Ni, it is a reasonable reason.

The last time the dean ordered Zhuang Ni to take off her stockings, Zhuang Ni immediately planned to jump off the building. This shows how important stockings are to her.

In addition, Zhuang Ni only wears black stockings. The reason seems to be "My legs are highly allergic to ultraviolet rays, so I have to cover them with black."

It's a 100% lie. Black clothes absorb ultraviolet rays. Don't underestimate the son of a space physics lecturer. For black clothes, the ultraviolet penetration rate is 70%, and for white clothes, the ultraviolet penetration rate is only 30%. %, you wear white silk to help prevent allergies.

Obviously I just like the color black, but if your thighs are really allergic to the sun and you still wear thin black stockings like you all day long... your legs would have rotted away long ago.

Amy is allergic to ultraviolet rays. If she is exposed to direct sunlight for a long time, a red rash will appear on her skin, which is itchy and painful. When I applied the medicine to her, she pursed her lips and had tears in her eyes.

But even if someone points out that Zhuang Ni is lying, she doesn't care about it (she doesn't even care about death)

The squad leader looked at the black stockings on Zhuang Ni's legs in annoyance, and for some reason, he suddenly blushed.

Could it be that in retrospect, I had worn something like this once, and I mistook it for Shu Zhe, so I pinned it down on the bed and spanked it more than 40 times, which made me unable to ride a bicycle for nearly a week.

This must be the case, because the squad leader then looked at me resentfully, but found Xiong Yaoyue studying the seafood in the crisper next to me, and turned around biting her lip.

Why do you care so much about Xiong Yaoyue? She is just a foodie, appreciating the delicious food she is about to eat.

Doesn't it matter to Xiao Qin? She was pretending to have heat stroke and was holding my hand.

Sure enough, you have already recognized Xiaoqin as my sister in your heart? Just like your relationship with Shu Zhe, a little intimacy will not arouse your suspicion.

Because of this, I assigned Xiaoqin to go shopping with me yesterday. After all, we will be a family in the future, so it’s just right to do it together, right?

"Zhuang Ni, even if you die without stockings, you should at least wear our class uniform." The squad leader said sadly, "You missed the basketball volleyball game last time. This is a hard-earned opportunity..."

"Yes." Big Speaker interjected from the side, "I also tried to persuade her, but she just didn't listen. Fortunately, the squad leader and I sent the squad uniforms all the way to you last time."

"That class uniform is so ugly." Zhuang Ni said bluntly, "I hid it in the attic to ward off evil spirits. Now my attic is no longer haunted..."

Don't think of being haunted as something as common as a rat. Are you really living in the same world as us? In addition to ghosts, your attic also has a portal. After you enter, you will find a world full of dragons and monsters. , and in that world, eating sweet potatoes can increase your skill by twenty years.

"You..." The monitor was so angry that not only did Zhuang Ni suddenly show up to participate in the outing, turning the good number of 40 people into 41, but she also insisted on wearing skirts to climb mountains without wearing class uniforms, causing the squad leader to dream of , the sight of 40 people uniformly dressed in white T-shirts disappeared at a glance.

Zhuang Ni coughed twice at the right time, reminding the squad leader that she was sick and weak and should be lenient with her.

"Don't think I will be fooled." The squad leader said angrily, "You are in better shape than Feng Di. Feng Di wore a T-shirt and trousers as ordered today. Why do you have so much freedom?"

Feng Di is the real name of PHS. The squad leader never calls people by nicknames, unless like Xiong Yaoyue, she actively asks others to call her by nicknames.

Zhuang Ni glanced at PHS, who was resting on his backpack and drinking water, and sneered with great malice:

"She is different from me. Her death is slow, while I may die at any time."

"In addition, PHS actually wants me to help her draw illustrations for BL novels." Zhuang Ni said in a super disgusted tone, "It's so stupid. Doesn't she know that I hate men the most and there is no way I can draw two men hugging each other?"

A scene together?"

"It's the scene of two women, Lily, that I would like to depict... Monitor, can you and Gong Caicai be my models?"

As he spoke, he moved his gaze to Gong Caicai at the edge of the crowd. Gong Caicai probably remembered that she was deceived by Zhuang Ni and was given a room to have her breast touched in the name of "massage to lose weight", so her face suddenly turned red.

"I told you before that you are not allowed to play caicai again." The squad leader raised his eyebrows and said very sternly.

"Ah, you're angry, you're angry." Zhuang Ni admired the squad leader's angry expression with intoxicated eyes, "You are cute when you are angry, why not..."

He stretched out his slender fingers like an artist, held the monitor's face with both hands, and planned to kiss her in front of everyone.

Among the girls in Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, Zhuang Ni's height is second only to Xiong Yaoyue, and the gap between her and the squad leader is not too big. She holds the squad leader's face and plans to kiss the squad leader, which is a beautiful picture in Lily Control's mind.

Even so, he is still shorter than the squad leader. The shorter person is on the "offensive" side. According to the parlance of Little Japan, it seems to be called "lower to defeat the higher". Anyway, using the sinecure position of the literary and art committee to attack the squad leader is indeed considered "lower"

"Come on".

Even the class teacher, Teacher Yu, everyone was dumbfounded. Although No. 28 Middle School had "100 Provisions on Prohibiting Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls", there was no ban on same-sex kissing. Therefore, even if Zhuang Ni kissed the class monitor, it would not be a violation.

Any school regulations.

Eunuch Cao whistled from below and shouted: "It's so powerful. Master Zhuang Ni, please stick out your tongue and stir it back and forth in the monitor's mouth."

Before he finished speaking, he was pushed to the ground and beaten by several members of the squad leader's loyal dog team.

As the monitor's number one loyal dog, Niu Shili didn't know what to do in this situation. If the person who forcibly kissed the monitor was a man, he would have beaten her up long ago. But Zhuang Ni was not only a girl but also known to be sick, so how could she do it?

Gotta get rid of it.

The sudden change occurred, and the squad leader's mind probably went blank for a moment. He didn't make any resistance to Zhuang Ni's moist lips that gradually came closer, but he quickly regained his mind, raised a hand, and blocked Zhuang Ni's lips.

between Ni and his own lips.

There was a sound that sounded like sipping or sucking. Although Zhuang Ni only kissed the monitor's palm, she still kissed it sweetly.

The squad leader pushed Zhuang Ni away from him in a panic. Even though he was in a hurry, he used a measured force. However, Zhuang Ni seemed to have deliberately let her left and right feet trip over each other, causing the back of her head to hit the asphalt directly.

Fell on the road.

You fell backwards with a smile on your face. Do you want to throw yourself to death and make the squad leader who accidentally killed you regret it for the rest of his life?

How vicious and how disrespectful of one's own life.

Da Xiaokeng was busy directing her cousin to move things. When she discovered that Zhuang Ni suddenly started to seek death, it was too late to rescue her.

What can I say, standing nearby, I had no shirking duty, rushed over, and supported Zhuang Ni's collapsed body from behind to prevent her from dying in front of the squad leader and everyone, leaving an indelible psychological shadow on everyone.

I just felt sorry for Xiao Qin, who had been holding my arm just now. She whined "Wu Gu", as if she didn't want me to leave her side temporarily.

There's nothing you can do, you can't just ignore her. If Zhuang Ni died here, you wouldn't want to go on a field trip to Cuisong Mountain with me today.

"ah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,."

Zhuang Ni's screams pierced the sky, causing the anti-theft alarms of several private cars on the sidewalk to go off.
Chapter completed!