After lunch in the cafeteria, I returned to the classroom, picked up 50 condoms in a black plastic bag, and prepared to go to Director Cao's house. Unexpectedly, I was stopped in the corridor...by Officer Ma.

He was wearing a gray trench coat. Although he was in plain clothes, if I were a criminal, I would have seen that he was a policeman from afar. His hatred and hatred were written all over his face. Moreover, he was wearing a trench coat in such a hot weather. I really didn't think I was suspicious enough. ah.

"What are you carrying in your hand?" Officer Ma asked immediately.

I hummed, "Do you care?" I hid the plastic bag behind my back. Although condoms were not illegal, it was still quite embarrassing to be discovered by the police in school.

I wanted to bypass Officer Ma from the side, but he stopped me again.

I couldn't help but feel angry.

"Hey, you came to school to check my things. Do you have a search warrant? Do you have an arrest warrant? My friend has a Weibo account. Be careful if I defend my rights on Weibo and make your anti-drug team restless."

The so-called "friends with Weibo" refers to Eunuch Cao. He and Director Cao jointly operate a Weibo identity. The main purpose is to promote their micro-films, but they will also participate in some hot discussions to attract people's attention.

With the popularity of camera phones and the expansion of the influence of Weibo, many officials dare not wear a good watch or drive a good car after buying it. Officer Ma is also wary of Weibo, which claims to be the "people's mouthpiece". He frowned unconsciously.

"I came to No. 28 Middle School because there were rumors that there were illegal organizations in Dongshan City, remote control of minors in discotheques, and KTVs selling ecstasy..."

"Then don't doubt me." I dismissed the suspicion immediately, "Do you think I can be a qualified salesman based on my appearance?"

Officer Ma held his chin and looked at me for a while, "Indeed, I am not friendly enough to be a salesman, and I am a little too young to be an online salesperson..."

I waved my hand and said, "That's alright. I think you're going crazy trying to arrest me and bring me to justice. I'm leaving now."

"Wait a minute." Officer Ma put his hand in front of me, routinely showed his police card, and then said, "Although I don't have an arrest warrant, another case is definitely related to you and I need your help in the investigation. I suspect You are related to a streaking incident."

Naked...running naked. I neither sleepwalk nor get drunk very often. How could such a thing have anything to do with me? It must be a frame-up and a shameless slander. Officer Ma, Officer Ma, I thought you were facing drug trafficking. The elements worked hard and were considered men, but in order to catch me, they even went beyond the lower limits of the people's police and started fabricating evidence.

Officer Ma described in a flat tone: "Yesterday at two o'clock in the afternoon, in a senior citizen park in Dongcheng District, two young men took off their clothes and ran around naked without any warning, which caused a very bad impact on society... "

I gave Officer Ma a dead look and said, "It has nothing to do with me. I was at Qingzi Academy yesterday afternoon. The son of the principal of Qingzi Academy can testify for me."

Officer Ma did not argue with me, but took out his mobile phone and showed me the three photos stored in his mobile phone.

In the first photo, a young man was naked and happily running naked.

In the second photo, another young man has a darker complexion, but he is also streaking happily.

In the third photo, two young men, one white and one black, were subdued by the police and pushed down on the masonry ground, but the expressions on their faces were like those of patriotic youths participating in the May Fourth Movement.

I guiltily turned my gaze elsewhere.

It's not that I know these two young men, but when these two nudists were running naked, each of them was holding an inflatable doll in their hands. Isn't that the "Nancy" that was just sold in my online store? Let me just say that no one can get hard on an inflatable doll that is so ugly. It is indeed used as a prop for performance art.

Officer Ma was very satisfied with my expression.

"It seems that you have admitted that you sold these two inflatable dolls to them."

"Well, so what." I was unconvinced, "We as sellers only guarantee low prices, good quality, and good quality. What is the use of the goods when customers buy them back? We are not responsible and cannot be responsible. Is there anyone here?" If you buy a hammer at a hardware store and go out to kill someone, should the owner of the hardware store also be sentenced?"

My series of rhetorical questions made Officer Ma speechless. He put away his cell phone and said:

"I'm just reminding you that cases of drug trafficking using inflatable dolls have also occurred in foreign countries. If you knowingly commit the crime and provide props to criminals, the liability will be very high."

What, I was passing by No. 28 Middle School to investigate a case, and streaking was not a criminal case. If you had to come over and give me a verbal warning, Officer Ma wouldn't want me to feel too comfortable.

Being interrogated by plainclothes police is not something that even a well-informed 28th middle school student sees every day.

But the protagonist is me, and they are not surprised by this. After all, in the eyes of most alumni, I have killed dozens of people.

Being timid, I deliberately slowed down as I passed by, hoping to hear what murderous crime I had committed this time.

Those who were brave enough would stop and watch from a distance for a while. It wasn't until I glared at him that he ran away in despair.

Quite unexpectedly, when Gong Caicai saw me being questioned by a plainclothes policeman, she also stopped and leaned against the wall and looked at us, blinking her big eyes full of curiosity.

When Officer Ma talked about "running naked", she blushed.

When Officer Ma mentioned "inflatable dolls," she had no reaction, as if she didn't know what an inflatable doll was.

When she saw the pictures on Officer Ma's cell phone, Gong Caicai's face turned even redder.

Since you blush so easily, don't stand here and watch the fun. You are a good girl in the eyes of teachers and parents. If you listen to these contents too much, you should become a bad boy.

There was such a girl with a big chest and innocent eyes watching. Officer Ma felt quite embarrassed. Seeing that he couldn't get any information out of me, he waved his hand and said, "You can go."

Huh, at least say "Thank you for cooperating with the investigation" like on TV.

I let my guard down and just took half a step. Unexpectedly, Officer Ma pretended to give way to me, but instead gave way in the wrong direction and blocked me in front of me.

More importantly, his left hand seemed to accidentally touch my black plastic bag, and he was trying to see what was inside through the plastic bag.

Carrying a bag of condoms, I was afraid of being discovered by the squad leader. I was originally frightened. Now I was frightened by Officer Ma. I trembled all over and pulled the plastic bag back unconsciously. Officer Ma was overjoyed when he found out that I had a guilty conscience. Sheng Sheng held the corner of the plastic bag and refused to let go.

This is great. During the fight between you and me, the originally weak plastic bag split into two halves from the middle.

No more, no less, a total of 50 condoms, like a goddess scattering flowers, were thrown to the ceiling, and then fell one after another, like ribbons at a ceremony.

Gong Caicai's standing position was not good, and these condom "ribbons" eventually fell on her head and shoulders, and some hit her face and even chest.

For emergencies, Gong Caicai's subconscious reaction was to hold her head and squat on guard. At first, she didn't realize what happened, and she didn't know that she had been "baptized" with a large number of condoms. When the goddess finished scattering flowers, Gong Caicai picked up He picked up the square object at his feet, looked at the trademark on it, and suddenly blushed with embarrassment.

Even Gong Caicai, who is not familiar with the world, has heard of the name Durex from the ubiquitous TV advertisements.

Officer Ma originally thought that the things I tried so hard to hide were ecstasy pills, but he was disappointed when he found out that they were some condoms that were contraband to the school but nothing to the anti-narcotics police.

Gong Caicai, who was squatting on the ground, found that there was a condom even on the top of her head. She reached out tremblingly to take it off, and then threw it on the ground without even looking at it as if it was poisonous.

Although there were not many pedestrians in the corridor at this time, some people still saw Gong Caicai's embarrassment. Some girls who were usually jealous of Gong Caicai even laughed at her from a distance. Gong Caicai's nose became sour and she began to sob softly.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

The whine like a small animal made the male animal's sympathy overflow. Officer Ma and I said to Gong Caicai at the same time: "Don't worry."

I don’t know if our questioning made Gong Caicai feel more wronged, and she cried louder.

Gong Caicai was "doused" by the condom and squatted on the ground crying. She was pitiful and ridiculous. Out of good intentions, I helped Gong Caicai remove a piece of condom stuck in her hair and stuffed it into my pocket.

Officer Ma was embarrassed to help Gong Caicai take off a condom from her shoulder, but after taking it, he observed it carefully and seemed to still suspect that I was using condoms to sell drugs.

"These are just condoms ordered by the customer. I'm in a hurry to deliver them." I scolded Officer Ma, "That's great. Just because you are suspicious, you have caused psychological harm to the underage girl. Just wait, I must Ask my friend to post on Weibo and say that as the captain of the criminal police team, you cannot insult junior high school girls."

Officer Ma felt aggrieved and a little afraid of my threat. Although he had a clear conscience, if it caused a bad social impact and caused him to be suspended for investigation, it would delay the anti-drug work.

"This classmate, I'm really sorry." Officer Ma apologized to Gong Caicai and worked harder to help her take off the condom.

With the joint efforts of the two of us, the condoms on Gong Caicai's body were quickly cleaned away. Only one fish that slipped through the net was sleeping comfortably in the valley formed by Gong Caicai's bulging chest. Because the location was too sensitive, No one dared to take it.

"No, it's okay." Gong Caicai, who didn't notice the condom on her chest, responded to Officer Ma's apology, "Yes... I'm too squeamish. I can't stand here and listen to your conversation." polite……"

Gong Caicai stood up from the ground, and a piece of condom fell out of the folds of her skirt. If you didn't look carefully, the condom seemed to have fallen out of the inside of the skirt, which aroused my bad reverie.

"Gong Caicai, you... on your chest..." I reminded Gong Caicai with my fingers. Only then did she realize that there was such a disharmonious thing on her chest. She was so frightened that she was like chasing away insects. She used her best strength to The condom flew away with so much force.

The side effect is that the breasts are like super large jelly, in a way that is completely consistent with human body mechanics, causing a wave of unsettling shocks.
Chapter completed!