I was struggling with not getting a reply from the class monitor, when I saw Gong Caicai walking towards the school gate with a small step, carrying a backpack on her shoulders.

As if hoping for a savior, the monitor ran over to Gong Caicai and said:

"Caicai, there are two things I didn't understand about the reading comprehension article in the English homework. Please teach me."

Gong Caicai said strangely: "Monitor, your English score is obviously better than mine. I used to ask you questions."

The squad leader said awkwardly: "Anyway... I suddenly don't understand it today. Just explain it to me or have a chat."

Unknowingly, the squad leader and Gong Caicai came together and left me 5 meters away.

Gong Caicai seemed to notice the strange relationship between me and the squad leader, so she couldn't help but glanced at me secretly with half timidity and half curiosity. As soon as I noticed, she quickly retracted her eyes, lowered her head and leaned slightly. trembling.

In the classroom, I saw Xiaoqin, who was full of energy and studying hard.

Of course it's not a textbook but an extracurricular book. The content seems to be called "The Dating Guide", which is a book that teaches people how to create a romantic date. Xiaoqin used the cover with the words "Ideology and Morality" as a disguise.

How ironic, Xiaoqin, the book you are studying has dirty ideas and corrupt morals. What did the line I saw read, "It becomes easier for women to take off their clothes when they are drunk"? This is not true at all. It's a guide book for men.

"Confiscated." I took the "Dating Guide" out of Xiaoqin's hand. Xiaoqin made a slight protest, but that was all.

She held out the children's watch on the left bowl to show me, which I gave to her yesterday from Wu Sheng's "legacy".

Because the strap is too tight, which may cause poor blood flow, Xiaoqin insists on wearing it on her hand. Not only that, whenever I raise my hand to look at the watch, she also imitates my movements, as if there is something special about doing so. It's like fun.

"This is the watch that classmate Ye Lin gave me." Xiao Qin said happily, "I will regard it as a family heirloom and pass it down from generation to generation."

"That's just a children's watch." I said angrily, "You shouldn't have worn it in the first place. You should keep it for the next generation."

Xiaoqin's eyes suddenly widened and she looked at me in shock. After a moment, two blushes appeared on her cheeks.

"Ye, classmate Ye Lin is saying that this watch should be left to our children."

No, after careful consideration, it is more reliable to leave the child to Aunt Ren, that is, our younger brother or younger sister.

Xiaoqin looked at the blue sky and white clouds outside the window and began to use her imagination.

“Will classmate Ye Lin and I’s first child be a boy or a girl?”

How many more children do you plan to have? What I am more concerned about is whether the child Aunt Ren is pregnant with is a boy or a girl.

"I hope that my first child will be a boy. After he learns to speak and walk, I will let him get lost on purpose at the door of the police station. Then I will rush in, hold him and cry, saying, 'Your father and I are worried to death. , that must be very interesting."

Is it your sister's fault? Because the squad leader's ambition is to be a police officer, do you want to deliberately use this method to anger her? Don't waste police resources on such boring things.

At this time, Gong Caicai came to collect her homework. Xiaoqin always cast a look of deep hatred towards the towering mountain-like presence on her chest.

"Give it back to me, give it back to me..."

Xiaoqin said behind Gong Caicai like she was chanting a mantra. Gong Caicai trembled and walked away with a pile of homework in her arms.

After class, all the members of the class basketball team were doing shooting exercises on the court. Only Niu Shili, who had injured his foot, sat depressed under the basketball stand. I suddenly remembered that Xiaoqin once forced He Ling to follow him this weekend. Niu Shili is going on a date.

Of course He Ling didn't like this arrangement, and asked me what kind of girls Niu Shili hated and wanted to mess up the date.

Think about it, the main reason why the squad leader was able to escape on Friday was because Li Cunzhuang worked so hard without caring about his own life, but Tang Jiang's piece of brick was also the key to victory, and the reason why I was able to contact Tang Jiang was thanks to He Ling's intelligence.

Therefore, I think I should help He Ling get rid of the date she doesn't like. Being too forceful is not sweet.

So I sneakily walked up to Niu Shili and talked to him in a normal way:

"Hmm, how is your foot recovering? Can you participate in Wednesday's game?"

"I can't participate, now you are satisfied." Niu Shili snorted.

I was a little embarrassed, "How can you say that? You are the main combat force of our class. Recover quickly and try to participate in the last finals."

Niu Shili frowned and said nothing.

It seemed a bit too direct to ask Niu Shili what kind of girls he hated, so I said in a roundabout way:

"In that game last week, the girls cheerleading team in Class 6 were really harsh."

Niu Shili still didn't talk.

"Actually, if you think about it carefully, girls are really troublesome. What do you think is particularly intolerable about girls?"

I think asking this way can probably get the answer He Ling wants.

Unexpectedly, Niu Shili subconsciously protected his anus, turned his head and said loudly to me:

"No matter how annoying the girl is, I won't be gay. Stay away from me. If you test me again, I will call the police."

Who is testing you? My taste is not that strong, okay? Even if I am really gay, Shen Shaoyi is more in line with my aesthetics, not to mention Shu Zhe...

When I think of Shu Zhe, I feel a chill in my heart.

During the break between classes, Shu Zhe and I bumped into each other on the playground, and the weird feeling from before still lingers in my mind.

Shu Zhe, however, had no idea what I was thinking. He was chewing gum as if he was here to express his gratitude to me.

"Brother Ye Lin, I peeked into my sister's diary again."

I asked impatiently: "What's written on it?" Later I remembered that I should criticize Shu Zhe's behavior, so I pretended to be angry and said: "Didn't I tell you not to peek at your sister's diary again?"

Shu Zhe smiled disapprovingly, "Brother Ye Lin, you are so dishonest. You obviously really want to know what your sister thinks, don't you?"

He said and stretched out his hand to me: "The intelligence fee is 100 yuan, please bring it."

"How about 50." I negotiated with him.

Shu Zhe looked at the sky, "50 is fine, but then I can't guarantee that the information is true..."

I had no choice but to know if the squad leader had replied to me in the diary. I gave Shu Zhe 100 yuan, thinking that one day you would have to earn this money back for me.

Shu Zhe habitually looked at the watermark on the banknotes, and then said slowly:

"Although my sister no longer uses a password-locked diary, but instead uses a normal lock, as long as she is willing to take some risks, she can still find opportunities to peek into the diary contents."

"After my long-term observation, my sister would write a diary at a fixed time period at 10 o'clock every night. So yesterday, I deliberately knocked on the door and entered my sister's room during this time to ask her for homework. I also deliberately The ballpoint pen fell under the bed, so when my sister bent down to pick up the ballpoint pen, I could take the opportunity to peek at the diary on my sister's desk."

It really seemed like something out of a spy drama. No wonder Shu Zhe reached out and called the money I asked for "intelligence fees."

"Because I was very nervous, I only had time to turn to the page where my sister was writing. Brother Ye Lin, do you know what my sister wrote in the diary?"

"I'm just asking you because I don't know. Tell me quickly and don't be pretentious."

"Humph." Shu Zhe smiled enigmatically, "My sister only wrote one sentence: I want to go to the same high school."

"Hey, that's it."

To be honest, I was a little disappointed. I originally hoped that the class monitor would write "Ye Lin will be a good husband" and "I want to give Ye Lin a child", which is so shameful.

In the end, the monitor’s words were a little vague. “I want to go to the same high school.” Who did he want to go to the same high school with? What will happen after he goes to school? It’s better not to read it. After reading it, I have more questions than before. There are too many.

Shu Zhe looked at me with disdain and said: "Brother Ye Lin, why are you so stupid? My sister said she hopes to go to the same high school, and of course she is referring to you. My sister is extremely shy about such things, so she is not planning to go to junior high school. Let me give you an answer: I have to wait until I enter high school, and go to the same high school, before I agree to date you."

Regardless of whether Shu Zhe's interpretation is correct or not, it still seems very difficult.

With my grades, it is impossible for me to be admitted to the same high school as my class monitor, so this is completely a disguised rejection.

Seeing me feeling lost, Shu Zhe gave me some advice:

"Brother Ye Lin, it's actually not that difficult to go to the same high school as my sister."

Hey, as a good student, do you have any super tips for quickly improving your academic performance? My superior senior actually asked my junior to make up lessons for me?

"Brother Ye Lin, think about it in the opposite direction. No matter how hard you try, you can't catch up with your sister's grades, so you can try to make them worse."

"What, how could Shusha have such a cheating brother like you? He could even come up with such an idea."

Shu Zhe patted the wallet in his pocket and said, "This is for the sake of the intelligence fee, and it's a bonus suggestion. Brother Ye Lin, you should be humble and accept the teachings. My sister left a comment saying, 'I might start dating you in high school.' The possibility means that in junior high school, her defense against you was not impeccable. If you step up your offensive, it is still possible to advance the overall progress."

"Although occasionally falling in love will improve your academic performance, it does not apply to your sister. If you successfully win over your sister, she will remember the wish of 'wanting to go to the same high school' written in her diary. , I unknowingly maintained a similar grade level with you to ensure that the two of us were together in high school, so everyone would be happy."

"Everyone is happy. Your sister could have been admitted to a key high school. If she was admitted to an ordinary school with me, it might have an impact on her future wish to enter the police academy."

"What's the benefit of being a detective?" Shu Zhe said disdainfully, "It's dangerous and the money is little. I would be happy if my sister couldn't become a detective. In my opinion, my sister should participate in talent competitions like Super Girl, and campus beauty pageants. Okay, maybe it will become popular all of a sudden, so Brother Ye Lin can also benefit from it, right?"

What a beautiful thought. When the time comes, the two of us can eat your sister's soft rice together. I haven't reached that point yet.

In response to Shu Zhe's ridiculous suggestion, I gave him a slap in the face, and he walked away complaining.

I originally wanted to have Eunuch Cao hand over the 50 condoms in my schoolbag to his father.

As a result, Eunuch Cao did not come to class today because of diarrhea.
Chapter completed!