Regarding Xiaoqin's recommendation to be a member of the literary and art committee and report on the drawing board for Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, the monitor sighed.

"Xiaoqin, I don't want to hurt you, but I have seen the paintings you drew in your exercise book. Those paintings are really beyond the level of appreciation of normal humans. I think Ye Lin's paintings are better than yours... Moreover, The reason why I want to leave my position as art committee member vacant is because I hope Zhuang Ni knows that the class still needs her..."

What the monitor said was reasonable, but Xiaoqin covered her face with her hands and ran towards me crying.

She acted like she was extremely aggrieved and "didn't want to live anymore".

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I am the literary and art committee member, okay? And when did the class monitor ask you to take care of Zhuang Ni when she is sick? If the class monitor relents and lets you take charge of the blackboard report for class 2 (3), our class will become the laughing stock of the whole school. .

During the break, I called my dad who was in the hotel.

I briefly talked about the fact that Su Qiao might have to live at home for half a month. Of course, I didn’t mention the relationship between Su Qiao and Ai Shuqiao. I only said that she was the sister of a friend and suddenly had housing difficulties. When I Buffer here.

"Of course it's good to be able to help others." Dad said on the phone, "But how old is the other person? Is it convenient to live with someone of the opposite sex like you?"

"She is 18 years old." I said the age on Su Qiao's ID card, "I won't be interested in a girl who is 4 years older than me. Don't worry, Dad..."

"That's not necessarily true." Dad was deeply skeptical. "When I was your age, I liked mature women."

Nonsense, you are born to be a sister-controller. I remember a certain unscrupulous guest in "Threesome" who claimed to have masturbated to a portrait of Queen Elizabeth. Don't apply your standards of sister-controllers to this. On me.

"Is she a beauty?" Dad asked again.

Although Su Qiao lacks self-confidence and modestly says that Shu Zhe in women's clothing is many times more beautiful than herself, she still gets 7.5 out of 10. And although I don't want to admit it, Shu Zhe in women's clothing ≈ monitor, both A score of 9 points.

As for 10 points, among the three-dimensional creatures I have seen, only Amy can get 10 points. However, she is a bit too beautiful. Without the pyrotechnics, she always gives people an unreal feeling that cannot be touched. In addition, , if you look at it not from the perspective of a brother, but from the perspective of an ordinary man, Amy’s temper is really terrible. I have to re-educate her to prevent her from being unable to get married in the future, or from being abused by her husband after getting married. Rush back.

Having said this, some people may be curious about Xiaoqin's score. I refuse to evaluate her. Even if I evaluate her, her breasts must be included in the total score. She must be ranked last.

Regarding my dad’s question about whether Su Qiao is a beauty, I replied:

"She is an actress, so she should be about the same level as the female student who wanted to have a teacher-student relationship with you before."

"Hey, most people would be satisfied if they got a wife like this..."

If that's the case, why didn't you agree back then? Whoever could be my stepmother is better than Ai Shuqiao, and I really like that female student. How many candies did she give me?

"Xiaolin, you and your beautiful big sister live together, don't lose control..."

"Dad, you are so cunning. We haven't lived together yet."

"Although it's hard to resist my sister's temptation..."

I'm not a sister-in-law, so I don't need you to vaccinate me with all your heart. By the way, I'm more concerned about you and Aunt Ren.

"Dad, did you find any clues about Aunt Ren's lost necklace in the hotel?"

"No, your Auntie Ren seems to be very anxious, but she has no clue at all."

After chatting with my dad for a while, the school bell rang and I hung up the phone.

Suddenly I remembered that yesterday Eunuch Cao said that Director Cao had something to ask me for. When I was free, I asked Eunuch Cao what it was about, but he told me that the situation was changing and that he would tell me when he had a final conclusion.

I always feel like it’s not a good thing.

It was cloudy in the afternoon, but it didn't rain. I still had to attend the first physical education class as usual.

When I came back from dinner, I saw Xiaoqin sleeping on the table. She had changed into sports clothes and put the pair of sports shoes I bought her under the stool. It seemed that she was just waiting for the school bell to ring before she changed into sports clothes. shoes to attend gym class (albeit just to watch).

But I found that next to the sneakers, there was a box of thumbtacks placed in a very disharmonious manner, and a big arrow was drawn with chalk on the floor, pointing in the direction of the thumbtacks. For fear that others would not see it, I also wrote two big characters on it. "Pushpin".

At first glance, it is Xiaoqin's handiwork. It is exactly the same as the time when I marked the croton in the kitchen. What are you doing? Are you waiting for the squad leader to harm you? Do you think that by providing convenience like this, the squad leader will Came over secretly and put the thumbtack inside your sneakers with a smile.

Xiaoqin, who was pretending to be asleep, heard the footsteps, opened one eye and took a peek, found that it was me, and closed her eyes in disappointment.

"Why doesn't the second female lead harm others... If she doesn't harm me, how can I marry classmate Ye Lin..."

Xiao Qin murmured.

I patted her head and called her up, asking:

"The squad leader's coming to harm you has nothing to do with marriage or anything like that."

Xiaoqin raised her fingers seriously, "According to the logic of shoujo comics, first, the female lead framed the female protagonist, and then the male protagonist misunderstood the female protagonist, and the female lead two took advantage of the situation and launched an offensive against the male protagonist, but the misunderstanding ended The truth was clarified, the harmful second female lead was abandoned, and the male protagonist and the female protagonist finally got married... Dangdang, what a perfect ending this was."

I knew she still had something to say.

"But, but the class monitor has been slow to come to harm me, how can I advance the plot? If the comic plot progresses too slowly, the magazine may cut it in half."

Is everything based on the premise that the squad leader framed you? This kind of comic that doesn't even have a premise should be cut in half as soon as possible and die early and be reincarnated.

I followed her logic and asked: "Xiao Qin, have you ever thought that you might not be the heroine?"

"Hey, how is that possible?" Xiao Qin's foggy eyes couldn't help but widen.

I also locked horns with her.

"Look, first of all, you bought a Death Note and wrote the squad leader's name on it."

Xiaoqin pursed her lips seriously and nodded subconsciously.

"Secondly, you were at the monitor's house again, and you tried your best to get the monitor to eat the chicken stewed with mushrooms you made, which almost broke her heart."

Xiaoqin nodded again.

"Also, every time you see Gong Caicai, you bully her."

"That's not my fault." Xiaoqin defended, "That's the anger of the poor and lower-middle peasants against the landlords."

I waved my hand to keep Xiaoqin quiet and continued to list her crimes:

"Not to mention that in the Chinese class yesterday, you showed Pooh to... and shamefully played it in public. Anyway, think about it carefully, are there any girls' comics in which the heroine is so bad?"

Xiaoqin blinked, thinking, and showing a worried expression.

"But it's all my fault that the squad leader didn't frame me and promote the plot..."

She argued forcefully.

"Stop being so harsh, can you advance the plot by hurting others?" I slapped the table, startling Xiao Qin, "I ask you, what is the biggest characteristic of the second female lead?"

"Isn't it just jealous of the heroine, and then harms others." Xiao Qin replied without particularly caring.

I poked hard on the table with my fingers, hoping to wake Xiaoqin up.

"Based on your definition of the number two female lead and your recent behavior, don't you think you are the number two female lead?"

Xiaoqin trembled all over, then held her head in her hands, with a shocked expression on her face as if she had been struck by lightning.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how could this happen? I did those things without knowing it. What should I do now?"

"There's nothing you can do." I said happily, "You might as well admit that you are the second female lead."

Xiaoqin, who was confused and anxious, did not go to the physical education class, but when I came back, she had regained her composure, and even had a winning smile on her lips.

"I will not let the heroine's throne be taken away." Xiao Qin announced, "I want to add new attributes to myself."

"Ah." I raised my eyebrows.

"The squad leader's attribute is the 'Devil of Justice'. The chance of expecting her to do bad things is too small. Since she is unwilling to do it, I will use my fearless spirit and sacrifice my small self to achieve the greater self. In order to avoid being cut in half for this comic, Let me do the bad things."

It sounds grand, but in fact you really like to do bad things, but isn't doing bad things the exclusive preserve of the second female lead? You are willing to be the second female lead.

"No, it was just a standard in the past that the heroine could not do bad things. In the new comics in recent years, there are many heroines who like to play pranks. As long as they have a kind heart, it will be fine."

What you lack most is a kind heart. You said you want to add new attributes. Do you want to add a kind heart to yourself? Where can you find a kind heart? Do you want to give yourself the heart of the squad leader? Dig it out?

Damn, the girl manga has turned into a horror manga. If I had the skills of the senior masters in martial arts novels, I would definitely abolish your martial arts skills as soon as possible, so as to save you from killing people with "pranks".

"Classmate Ye Lin, my new attribute is 'cat', please remember it."

"What."

"I hate it~~~ Do you want me to say it to you again in cat language?" Xiaoqin covered her cheek and made a shy gesture, "Meow, meow, meow~~~ You understand."

"I understand, sister, wasn't your last attribute still 'manga girl'? Why is this attribute changed to 'cat'? Can such cross-species attributes be added at will?"

Xiaoqin held her chin and thought seriously, "All the cute attributes are mine. New attributes have been added, and the old attributes cannot be given up. From now on, I will be a 'comic cat girl'."

"Whether it's a girl or a cat, tell me clearly."

Xiaoqin put her hands on her head to act as ears, and said cutely: "She is both a cat and a girl, and she can also draw comics."

I have never seen a cat that can hold a pen. If you are a cat, grow a thumb first and then become a cartoonist.

"(gt;^ω^lt;)Classmate Ye Lin, Classmate Ye Lin..."

Don't use your ten fingers as beards and make a smiling cat face towards me. Even if you pretend to be a cat, you can't erase the fact that you only do bad things.

"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Classmate Ye Lin is wrong to say that. Cats are different from other creatures. Cats enjoy privileges."

"privilege."

"Yes, everyone who has raised a cat knows that cats are actually very bad. They often catch birds, steal chickens, and kill rabbits. But because cats are synonymous with cuteness, no matter what bad things they do, they will be forgiven. ."

"Not only that, someone in the QQ comics group also said that there is a special name for these new-age heroines who like to do bad things, called 'Bao Jiao', which is also a very important attribute of cuteness."

Meng your sister, not to mention the "bad beauties" in Japanese comics, they are basically guys holding hatchets and bathing in the blood of their lovers or rivals. Speaking of what everyone is familiar with, there are "bad beauties" in Jin Yong's martial arts novels. The people in question are the famous Zhou Zhiruo and Li Mochou. One practiced the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, and the other killed the whole family of the unfaithful man. Xiao Qin, which one do you want to imitate?

"Oh, classmate Ye Lin, you are worrying too much, I just wanted to play a little prank, nya~"

Don't use cute endings. Who knows if one day you will raise a hatchet to me and say, "I just want to kill you a little, meow~".

"Hey, classmate Ye Lin, why are you scared? Don't you like cats?"

"If I had to choose whether I hate it or like it, I would probably like it, but so what."

"Haha, so classmate Ye Lin likes cats."

"..."

"Well, you know I'm a cat."

After saying this, Xiaoqin put her hands on her knees like cat's paws, and her eyes flashed, as if she was waiting for me to say something important.

Don't be naive, do you think this is the simple logic of A=B, B=C, so A=C? I won't say that because I like cats, you now have cat attributes, so I like you. .

And Amy is a cat, okay? You are a saber-toothed tiger, a saber-toothed tiger that can kill 100 cats in one bite.

"Oops... classmate Ye Lin is too shy to say that he likes me. It doesn't matter, we will be tacitly understanding from now on~"

Who is shy? You put "meow" at the end of every sentence. You should be shy.

"Anyway (づ￣3￣)づ...I will be a cat from now on, and the new attribute string is 'comic cat girl', please give me some advice."

If one or two attributes are not enough, do you want to add more in the future? What is an attribute string? Do you think cute attributes can be strung together like beef, mutton and sesame seeds?

"However, having too many attributes is a bit troublesome. When I was a manga girl, I was Miss Shuiqin, and when I was a cat, I would call her 'Mao Qin'. Which one do I like more, Ye Lin-san."
Chapter completed!