When asked by the class monitor when she would go to school, Zhuang Ni yawned and folded up the class uniform she had just received.

Big Speaker soon discovered that it was not the folding method for storing clothes, but the folding method of paper airplanes.

"Hey, hey." The loudspeaker blasted toward the window, "Those are the class uniforms that the squad leader paid for for you. Even if you don't like them, you can't throw them away in front of us."

"I can't..." Zhuang Ni repeated in a low voice.

"Yes, you couldn't have..." Big Speaker was very excited.

"I can't throw away the uniform because you are too fat..." Zhuang Ni said plainly, "The whole window is blocked by you..."

"What are you talking about? How dare you laugh at me." Big Speaker grabbed Zhuang Ni's collar, "I'm fat and I'm proud. If I were in the Tang Dynasty, I would be Concubine Yang."

Zhuang Ni made no resistance like a puppet and let the loudspeaker swing around.

"Geng Yuhong, don't do this." The monitor stopped her, "Zhuang Ni is a patient after all."

"I don't think she is sick at all. Even if she is, she is mentally ill."

Under the influence of the loudspeaker, Zhuang Ni slightly raised her head towards the squad leader.

"Fatty, she's right, I do have mental illness..."

"Don't call me fat." The loudspeaker protested.

"To be precise, it's lovesickness."

The squad leader and the loudspeaker immediately fell silent. When girls talk about this topic, there is always a silence effect.

"Since the first grade of junior high school, I have been in love with a classmate in our class, but it was destined to be fruitless between us. I was frustrated and disappointed, so I slit my wrists..."

This was the first time Zhuang Ni mentioned the reason why she cut her wrists. The indoor temperature suddenly dropped by 20 degrees, and she didn't even need to turn on the air conditioner.

I vaguely recalled Zhuang Ni’s appearance. The deepest impression I had on her in the first year of junior high school was: she was the only girl in No. 28 Middle School who dared to violate school rules and openly wear black stockings to school. When the dean stopped her and questioned her, , she explained without blushing:

"My thigh is very allergic to the sun. If I don't use black stockings to block the sun, I will have to have it amputated."

Of course the dean didn't believe it and ordered her to take off her stockings no later than the next day. Unexpectedly, Zhuang Ni ran to the roof of the teaching building at noon that day, dangling and planning to jump off.

At that time, all the teachers were scared to death by her. The head teacher, Teacher Yu, was so demanding that she finally begged her. Later, the school leaders thought that there was nothing wrong with Zhuang Ni’s thighs, but there was something wrong with her brain, so it was possible that she would not be allowed to wear stockings. He was killed, so Zhuang Ni was given a special case to wear stockings to school on the grounds of "mental illness".

In addition, the purpose of not installing barbed wire on the rooftop of the teaching building was to save money. After Zhuang Ni threatened to jump off the building, the school honestly installed barbed wire on the rooftop.

If you ignore this background, Zhuang Ni looks a little fresh at first, and she seems to be the kind of girl who often hangs out on Douban. Her eyes are always melancholy, her nose is slightly turned up, her skin is sickly pale, and her hair is longer than her shoulders. She has a little slanted bangs on her forehead (of course it's against school rules, but she said she would die if she cut her bangs straight, and the dean couldn't do anything about it).

But if you get a little closer, you will find that although Zhuang Ni is really on Douban, her comments will only be reserved for movies where everyone dies in the finale, because she often looks at the world around her from a dark perspective, so that Netizens jokingly call it a "dark bloodline", a dark creature accidentally born under the sun.

Even if she is not online, Zhuang Ni rarely notices the advantages of others. The only opportunities she has to communicate with her classmates are basically sarcastic.

The squad leader forced her to be a member of the literary and art committee, just like the squad leader forced Gong Caicai to be a study committee member. However, Zhuang Ni was also happy to use her talent in painting. Although the blackboard newspaper always had some weird elements mixed in, It also adds a lot of color to the second grade (3) class.

Zhuang Ni didn't have many friends in the class, and no one dared to be her enemy. This person who would kill herself for nothing would probably not hesitate to kill others.

She almost never spoke to me, and I didn't dare to provoke her. Mental illness is not punishable by law. If I were stabbed to death by her with a utility knife, it would be a huge loss.

Once in a computer class, I happened to sit next to her. It felt like I was sitting next to an ice sculpture throughout the class. If I didn't look carefully, I always felt that her whole body was covered with white snow, even her hair. .

When they heard that Zhuang Ni cut her wrists because she was lovesick, the monitor and the loudspeaker were very surprised.

"Zhuang Ni...you...don't be so unreasonable." The squad leader cautiously advised, "We are only junior high school students. Puppy love is harmful to study and life. If you really have someone you like, at least wait until you get older. high school……"

"I have leukemia and I may not live to go to high school." Zhuang Ni said in the tone of a terminally ill patient.

"You have woolly leukemia." The loudspeaker shouted, "Your body is much stronger than PHS."

Zhuang Ni looked at the loudspeaker with pity:

"Fat man, if you don't lower your cholesterol, you may die before me."

Big Horn really wanted to strangle Zhuang Ni to death with his lobster claws to fulfill the prophecy that she would not survive high school, but he couldn't do that in front of the class president.

"Zhuang Ni, the person you like... have you ever confessed your love to him?" the monitor brought the topic back.

"No...he is too unattainable. I have no confidence."

"There is a boy like that in our class." Big Speaker expressed doubt, "The person you like is not the school sweetheart Shen Shaoyi."

"Who is Shen Shaoyi?"

"Forget it, just pretend I didn't ask."

The class monitor pondered for a moment and then said: "If that person is indeed from our class, I can convey your thoughts on your behalf. Although puppy love is not good, if it reaches the point where it affects your schooling and threatens your life, I can't let you suffer like this. , as long as you agree to come to school normally..."

"That person is sitting in the last row of the classroom..." Zhuang Ni looked at the ceiling and said to herself.

The squad leader frowned slightly, and the loudspeaker said in surprise:

"Zhuang Ni, your taste is quite unique. The only boys in the last row are Ye Lin, Niu Shili and Chameleon. Which one do you like?"

I must mention here who Chameleon is. Since the seats for the 45 people in the class are divided into 9 rows, there are 5 people in each row. The last row from the left is: me, Xiaoqin, Niu Shili, Chameleon, and the monitor. .

The reason why Chameleon's name has never been mentioned for so long (sorry, I only remembered the nickname and forgot his real name) is because this boy has a special ability that makes others ignore him.

For this kind of person, the cute name is "Little Transparent", and the more homely name is "Akarin", but because the second grade (3) class is based on science... No, it is a founding class, so I gave it to This male classmate, who always blends into the background, was nicknamed Chameleon to highlight his protective color that makes him invisible.

Generally speaking, he is a slender man. He is taciturn and can't say a word a day. He is almost never called up by the teacher to answer questions (because he can become invisible). I remember that the time he made the most noise was because he had a cold and had to take a few more sneeze.

Zhuang Ni couldn't even remember Shen Shaoyi, let alone such a weak existence as a chameleon. She wondered:

"Who is Chameleon? Is there such a person in our class?"

"Oh, it doesn't matter if you can't remember him." Big Speaker said, "I almost forgot about him. So, between Ye Lin and Niu Shili, who do you like more?"

The monitor's expression looked even more nervous.

"Niu Shili always feels like Superman before his transformation, Clark Kent when he was a reporter, but he neither wants to wear underwear outside nor can he fly..."

"Hey, do you like Ye Lin?" As a master of gossip, Da Xiaoxiao's eyes shone with excitement. He only calmed down a little when he saw the face of the monitor opposite him change slightly.

"Ye Lin." When Zhuang Ni mentioned my name, it was like mentioning a sundry object, "Ye Lin has fierce eyes and short legs. He is totally a guide dog..."

"Guide dog." Big Speaker didn't understand what it meant.

"That's right, only the blind would want him."

The squad leader breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time looked at the traffic lights three streets away with a bit of anger.

"Then who do you like?" the loudspeaker said urgently, "There are no other boys in the last row."

Zhuang Ni suddenly turned to the monitor, her fiery eyes making the monitor very uncomfortable.

"Shusha, the person I like is you."

"I didn't dare to say it before, but I finally said it today."

"Date with me. As long as you agree, I will go to school immediately."

The monitor was so angry that he almost fainted.

"Nonsense, we are all girls."

"Ah... you really refused, so I said we are destined to be fruitless... Why don't I commit suicide tonight and try to be reincarnated into a cuter girl, so that the monitor will like me..."

"Hey, hey." Big Speaker complained, "Even if you are reincarnated, you should be reincarnated as a boy. You will still be a girl in your next life. Why are you with the monitor?"

The conversation between Big Speaker and Zhuang Ni made the monitor blush with embarrassment.

Zhuang Ni replied with a sharp tone like a knife:

"I hate men the most. They are the most filthy and disgusting creatures I have ever seen. Monitor, please promise me that even if you can't be with me, you will never marry a man in the future."

"How could I possibly agree to such a thing?" the monitor said angrily, "This is obviously your excuse. You are just trying every possible means not to go to school. Between girls and girls..."

Zhuang Ni looked at the monitor challengingly, "If you are willing to kiss me mouth to mouth, you will know that my feelings for you are true."

The loudspeaker shouted: "Okay, since we are all girls, we won't suffer any loss. Monitor, just give it a try..."

The squad leader shut up the loudspeaker with his frozen ray-like gaze.

"If you like me," the squad leader tried to analyze calmly, "you won't despise the class uniform I brought you so much. If someone I like gives me a gift, I will never say thank you even if I don't say thank you verbally. I wouldn’t think of throwing the gift into the trash…”

"That's right." The loudspeaker echoed, "The class uniform is worth 35 yuan anyway. If you don't pay back the money to the squad leader, it can only be regarded as a gift from the squad leader. You can get a lot of food for 35 yuan." Woolen cloth."

"Fat man, I advise you to start saving money from now on." Zhuang Ni said without any clue.

"Why do you need to save money?"

"Save up money to buy a crane."

"crane."

"Don't you know, after you get fat enough, a crane becomes an indispensable tool in daily life. You can't take a bath, turn over, travel, or bury yourself without a crane."

"I'll strangle you to death, I'll strangle you to death." Big Speaker grabbed Zhuang Ni's collar again, "Just wait, when I save enough money, I will hire 100 men to gang-rape you."

Hearing the threat from the loudspeaker, the edges of Zhuang Ni's pupils were like the blade of a utility knife. Her cold and scary expression seemed to indicate that if there were so many men who wanted to touch her body, she would not hesitate. He scratched his face and cut his throat, leaving only an ugly corpse.

Zhuang Ni turned back to the squad leader, "I'm very happy for the squad uniform you gave me. I have no words to repay it, so I have to promise it with my body. As long as you sleep with me for one night, you will know how much I care about you." The feelings are real."

Zhuang Ni, who pretended to be weak and sat up straight from the bed, not only held the squad leader's hand, but also tended to pull the squad leader onto the bed.

"I will be gentle to you." Zhuang Ni promised.

The monitor angrily shook off Zhuang Ni's hand and called over the loudspeaker: "It's time for us to leave. My brother is still waiting for me to come home and cook."
To be continued...