There was a "pop" sound.

A huge sound.

I put the bikini thong in the paper bag and forgot to take it out. The monitor threw it hard and hit me hard in the face.

The monitor left the paper bag and school uniform under the tree, turned around and left without looking back.

"Whoever likes to wear shameless clothes should ask someone to mend the buttons for you."

Ah, it's tragic... It's all Xiaoqin's fault. I forgot to take out such a disharmonious thing.

And I thought the monitor was talking about Taekwondo gym experience tickets, so I said a lot of things, which made the monitor mistakenly think that I really wanted to give her a thong to wear.

Not only do I want to give it to her to wear, but I also hope that she can wear it with her brother and show it to me when I have the opportunity in the future.

What a cheating misunderstanding. Although this thong is really for your brother to wear, he will never mend the buttons for me.

My reputation with the squad leader has dropped again. Why can't I always gain the reputation I want to gain the most?

No matter what, the bikini thong is a hot potato in your hand, so it would be better to hand it over to Shu Zhe as soon as possible.

Unfortunately, the recess time ended soon. In the biology class, Xiaoqin chirped and told me jokes.

"Classmate Ye Lin, I have recently collected a lot of materials for drawing comics, and there are some very interesting jokes in them."

"For example, the following one is very funny. Let me tell you about it. Be careful not to laugh in class."

Regardless of whether I wanted to hear it or not, I just kept to myself and preached:

"A hunter went hunting in the forest and suddenly saw a black bear."

"He raised his gun and fired at the bear, but he missed and was caught by the bear."

As soon as Xiaoqin said a few words, she covered her stomach and stopped laughing.

"Hahahaha, that... the bear said: 'I will give you two ways. The first way is to be eaten by me, and the second way is to blow the trumpet for me.'"

"The hunter thought: If he kept the green hills, he wouldn't be afraid of running out of firewood, so he blew the horn for the bear..."

Damn it, stop telling it. This is a dirty joke. A green girl tells such a joke with such innocence. Aunt Ren’s face has been completely humiliated by her daughter. Do you have any lower limit? Do you still have any moral integrity?

Behind the joke, it is nothing more than that the hunter comes with stronger firepower every time, and is defeated by the bear every time and forced to blow the trumpet. Finally, the bear asked in confusion:

"Are you here to hunt or to play the trumpet?"

After telling the joke, Xiaoqin burst out laughing. If she hadn't covered it with a book, she would have been warned by the teacher.

I looked serious and didn't understand why Xiaoqin found this joke so funny.

"Haha... why doesn't classmate Ye Lin laugh? It's such a funny joke..."

"Where's the joke?"

"The point of laughter...the point of laughter is...the hunter is obviously going hunting, so why does he carry a speaker with him every time? Not only can the black bear talk, but he is also a music lover...The people who make up jokes have no common sense. Already."

Damn, I've been doing this for a long time, don't you understand what "blowing the trumpet" refers to? I thought you went to the infirmary every day to learn from Chen Yingran, and your mind was full of pornographic information, and you could instigate the children of the two divisions to commit crimes. Well, it turns out that what you mainly asked for advice on are breast enlargement methods. Since all the H knowledge is hearsay, here and there, sometimes you don’t understand the concepts that everyone understands.

After class, Xiaoqin told the joke to the monitor again. Just halfway through, the monitor quickly covered Xiaoqin's mouth and looked at me angrily, as if I had taught Xiaoqin a bad lesson.

This creature named Xiaoqin may exist just to distract me from doing wrong things. This time, I can't forget to give away the thong.

Next to the flower bed, Shu Zhe, who was called out by me on the phone, put away his thong and complained that I was procrastinating in doing things and delaying him from making money.

"Stop talking nonsense." I said, "Don't let your sister see these underwear, otherwise we will be dead."

Shu Zhe said strangely: "I can't let my sister see any underwear."

This one is different from other underwear. I can also deduce that it is Shu Zhe's personal preference. If this thong has been seen by the monitor, the monitor will immediately know that it is from me.

If my sister doesn't accept the sexy underwear, she will give it to her brother. The squad leader will definitely think that I am a super pervert and shoot me in the head.

The underwear thing came to an end, and I remembered the balloon blowing business that Uncle Huoqiu had suggested.

I bought balloons and lipstick. It should be said that I have everything ready. I only need Shu Zhe.

So I wanted Shu Zhe to blow up balloons at my house, but I hadn’t figured out how to distribute the final income, so I hesitated.

At this time, the loudspeaker passed by us, and she laughed and said:

"I've seen you two together a lot recently. You two have a very good relationship."

Shu Zhe immediately switched to the good-natured baby mode before adults and flattered him:

"It's Sister Yuhong. Sister Yuhong seems to have lost weight recently."

Big Speaker didn't take Shu Zhe's flattery seriously and walked away laughing.

I thought to myself: You call me so affectionately in front of you, but you don't call me "Big Speaker" behind your back.

Because of this episode and the joke Xiaoqin told before, I originally said: "After school, come to my house and blow up my balloons."

As a result, he mistakenly said: "After school, come to my house and play the trumpet for me."

Shu Zhe's face immediately showed an expression of extreme shock and fear, and he almost didn't swallow the gum in his mouth.

"Ye, Brother Ye Lin, what did you say?"

The sun at the top of the sky made me dizzy, and I didn't even realize that I had said it wrong.

"It's just blowing the trumpet, don't you want to make money?"

"Just, even if you give me money..."

"It's strange that you don't want to..." I raised an eyebrow, "I thought you were used to being my employee."

"Does it mean that as an employee of Brother Ye Lin... I have to do this kind of thing for you?"

"Isn't this difficult? Elementary school students can do it."

Shu Zhe trembled in front of me.

"Brother Ye Lin, how do you know that elementary school students can do it...could it be...you asked them to blow it for you."

"Anyway, I've seen it." I said openly, "It's just that they didn't blow it for me, they did it themselves."

"Just for fun." Even the young Shu Zhe felt that he couldn't keep up with the times. He tried to escape, but I held his shoulders and left without listening. He was very disrespectful to me as a boss. polite.

"Brother Ye Lin, let me go. I won't do this kind of thing no matter what."

"Why don't you do it? Isn't it easy?"

"It's not easy at all, and it's too perverted."

"Hey, you, a person who wears a bikini thong to school, do you have the right to say the word 'pervert'? Listen up, you can easily earn 50 yuan per blow."

"What, it's only 50 yuan."

Shu Zhe can earn 50 yuan just by blowing up a balloon, but that's still not enough for Shu Zhe.

"By the way, you only get 50 yuan if you put on lipstick and blow it, otherwise it's 20..."

"20, Brother Ye Lin, you look down on me too much."

"Anyway, if you want to get 50 yuan, you must leave a lip print for it to count."

"Leave lip prints on...that thing."

Shu Zhe tried harder to break away from me, but of course under my Spartan control, it was all in vain.

"I won't go to your house, I won't do that kind of thing, and I won't do it even to my death."

"Hey, do you have any psychological shadow on my family? In that case, we can find a place in school where no one is around, and you can secretly brag to me."

"At...at school." Shu Zhe looked frightened, as if he had just escaped from the sinking Titanic.

Seeing that he could not escape from my clutches, Shu Zhe's eyes turned red, and the way he bit his lower lip looked quite like his sister.

"Brother Ye Lin, please spare me... I'd rather let my sister do that kind of thing for you in the future..."

I sneered, "How is that possible? Your sister can't agree to it."

"Well... Generally speaking, it's really impossible, so you have to confirm your relationship with your sister first..."

Hey, why do you have to confirm the relationship before blowing up a balloon? I mean, it's impossible to ask the monitor to put on lipstick and blow up a balloon.

"Then you must not mention this kind of thing. You must listen to your sister in everything and show that you always think about her..."

It's just a balloon blowing, it really doesn't take that much trouble, and it's only after the relationship is established.

"When your sister thinks you deserve a reward and asks you what you want to eat and what you want, you deliberately pretend to be distressed and wait for her to take the initiative to talk to you..."

Damn it's so complicated. Is this the method you've learned over the years to deal with your sister?

"At this time, you are very embarrassed and feel aggrieved to say that your brothers' girlfriends are all blowing to them..."

Ah, speaking of my buddies, the ones on the school basketball team are the most popular. Could it be that their family is in the adult products business.

"My sister must be very angry when she hears what you said, but don't quarrel with her. You must criticize yourself severely and say that you are a pervert and that your friends are also perverts. You must break up with them in the future."

"Not only should I criticize myself, but I should also express my loyalty to my sister, saying that I was temporarily out of my mind and failed to resist the invasion of this degenerate society. When I see others doing this, I feel unfair... I must emphasize 'fairness' The trick with these two words is to pretend to be a wronged child, and the effect will be better if it is accompanied by tears."

"In short, although there is no guarantee that the success rate is 100%, it is still possible as long as my sister's maternal instinct is aroused..."

What is the possibility? Blowing up a balloon is more troublesome than marrying a wife. If I were not unwilling to deceive customers, I could blow it myself.
To be continued...