After putting the bikini thong and Qingzi Academy uniform into the paper bag, I suddenly remembered that I had forgotten something important.

The squad leader didn't say that he would mend my buttons for free. My buttons didn't break this time to protect her. I should exchange the Taekwondo gym experience coupon with the squad leader.

With this thought in mind, I dug out the experience coupons in the drawer, tore off more than twenty of them, and stuffed them all into the pocket of Qingzi Academy's school uniform.

In this way, the squad leader will be able to find a surprise when he sews the buttons, just like hiding the wedding ring in the cake. Giving a gift in this way is much more romantic than handing it over in person.

On Thursday, everyone watched with disappointment as the flood waters receded and they had to go to school again.

"Did Ye Lin miss me yesterday?" Xiaoqin greeted me with a silly smile.

"I don't have time to miss you." Remembering the hatred of Brother Optimus Prime, I responded rudely to Xiaoqin.

"~~~~(gt;_lt;)~~~~Why is this happening? Student Ye Lin must have listened to the bad people's slander and suddenly treated me badly. It must have been the monitor who said bad things about me."

I didn't see the monitor at all yesterday, and why did she say bad things about you? Yesterday, I accompanied Amy to the pedestrian street to lose my temper.

Xiaoqin held her chest, which had no fluctuation, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Are you going to accompany sister Amy? As long as you are not the monitor..."

"However, in this era of deterioration, there are perverts who want to overthrow my sister..."

"Classmate Ye Lin can't be such a pervert, right? Classmate Ye Lin can't think of marrying his sister."

"Nonsense." I snapped, "How can I marry my sister? I only have brother-sister feelings for Amy."

Xiaoqin wrung her fingers worriedly, "Then...can you swear?"

"swear."

"I swear to my girlfriend that I will never develop an abnormal relationship with my sister, and will always be a simple brother and sister."

"That's not easy yet." I raised my right hand and made an action similar to taking an oath to join the Young Pioneers. "I swear to the revolutionary martyrs: My sister is my sister. I will not treat my sister as a woman, and I will never develop any taboos with my sister. The relationship comes out."

"Why is the witness a revolutionary martyr?" Xiao Qin asked dissatisfiedly, "When people swear, don't they usually use powerful gods, such as Guanyin Bodhisattva and the Virgin Mary?"

Your consciousness is so low that you actually think that the revolutionary martyrs cannot defeat Guanyin Bodhisattva and the Virgin Mary. Haven’t you heard Chen Yi’s poem, “One Hundred Thousand Banners Cut Down Yama”? Proletarian revolutionaries are not afraid of heaven and earth, gods. Ghosts and demons have to stay away. The existence of Guanyin Bodhisattva is hiding behind the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea, hugging the boy Shancai, trembling all over as he listens to our army blowing the charge horn. As for the only divine power is "virgin birth" "The Virgin Mary, if she particularly likes to have children, our army will help you give birth to your heart's content, and you will definitely become a heroic mother who can sing and cry.

I sneered at Xiaoqin's request.

"A fairy, right? If you want me to swear by a god, I will send it again."

"...I promise to fulfill the above commitments and ask the Monkey King and Prince Nezha as witnesses."

"Why are you a monkey and a transvestite? The oath that classmate Ye Lin swore is not serious at all."

Hey, do you think the Third Prince Nezha is a transvestite? It does mean something like that. Not only does he have a bun, but he also wears bellybands and lotus leaf skirts all day long. It is indeed quite shameful among the Chinese gods.

"Okay, okay." I ended the argument with her, "In short, whether it is my current sister or the additional sister in the future, I will definitely keep a brother-sister distance from them and never go beyond the limits."

Seeing my firmness, Xiaoqin put her heart back in her stomach, but then asked again:

"Why did classmate Ye Lin add 'an extra sister in the future'? Is Uncle Ye going to remarry? Even then, he may not give you a sister."

Hum hum hum, I secretly laughed in my heart, that sister refers to you. Although it troubles me that dad and Aunt Ren are together, but if it really comes to an irreparable point, I will at least make the mistake right and beat you up too. Come to the ranks of younger sisters, and then you can enjoy the pure "brother-sister love" I give you.

In addition to discussing the topic of my sister with me, Xiaoqin also kept staring at the hand-held paper bag I brought.

"What's inside? Is it a gift for me?"

Xiaoqin closed her eyes in anticipation.

I ignored her, and after a minute she opened her eyes, but the gift she was looking forward to was not placed in front of her.

"Hey, did I open my eyes too early?"

Xiaoqin who said this closed her eyes again.

Shut up, sister, if you close your eyes for ten thousand years, there will be no gift for you.

After repeatedly warning Xiaoqin not to go through the contents of my paper bag, otherwise I would expel her from my girlfriend’s position, I still felt uneasy, so after the first class, I sent Xiaoqin to the canteen to help me buy something. Mineral water, and then took the opportunity to move to the squad leader's position with the paper bag, as if he was selling drugs.

The monitor was sitting behind the desk writing something. I always felt that she who refused to go to the bathroom with Xiong Yaoyue after class deliberately stayed in her seat waiting for me.

I put the paper bag on the monitor's desk and said, "I've brought everything. I'm sorry to trouble you."

"What are you embarrassed about?" The monitor still did not stop writing. Instead, he quickly stuffed the paper bag into his desk with his other hand, as if he was very concerned about being seen by a third party.

I used the common cute move that boys do, scratching the hair on the back of my head.

"Because the monitor has so many things to do every day. He has to manage the class, do homework, cook for his brother, and volunteer at the pet hospital... It's really embarrassing for him to be so busy and help me mend my buttons..."

When I mentioned the pet hospital, the monitor had a sad expression on his face, but he quickly regained his composure, stretched out his hand to me and said:

"Give me the Taekwondo gym experience ticket now."

"Eh."

"Why are you so stunned?" the monitor pretended to be angry, "Do you think I care about you when I help you mend your buttons? Don't get me wrong, I'm just exchanging experience coupons with you."

Monitor, why are you so dishonest? You clearly know that even if you don't fix the buttons for me, I will give you all the experience coupons.

So I said to the monitor:

"The Taekwondo gym experience coupon... I put it in a safe place. You can look through it carefully when you get home and you can find it easily."

The class monitor looked at me suspiciously, wondering whether he had guessed that I had put the experience coupon in my school uniform pocket.

As expected, Xiaoqin's leg strength was not limited. After only a short while, she came back with a bottle of mineral water in her arms. A girl who usually gave people the impression of being sickly and weak suddenly rushed back to the back door of the classroom and threw the cow who was preparing for her homework. Shili was stunned.

The monitor and I immediately straightened our backs and turned our heads away, acting as if we had not just talked.

Xiaoqin gasped for air and held up the mineral water to ask me for credit.

"Huh... Because of the hot weather, this bottle of iced mineral water is the only one left in the canteen. Although the school beauty in the third grade of junior high school seemed to have her eye on this bottle, after my friendly dissuasion, she finally gave it to me. Yes, he is such a good person."

I don’t know what Xiaoqin’s so-called “friendly dissuasion” is, but after all, when the school belle came to school and saw Xiaoqin, she walked around.

"Hehe..." Xiao Qinpi turned to the monitor with a sly look, "Squad monitor, what are you and classmate Ye Lin talking about? They seem to be very happy..."

"I, we were talking about the school basketball meeting." The monitor lied rarely.

"Hmph, your nose will grow longer if you lie." Xiaoqin accidentally put the ice-cold mineral water on the back of the squad leader's neck, causing the squad leader to scream even though there was a layer of long hair between her.

"It's so cold, Xiaoqin, what are you doing?"

"Help monitor, please cool down. I'm a good person, a little better than the school belle."

The monitor wanted to stand up and chirp Xiaoqin to retaliate, but she was worried that others might see the paper bag in her desk, so she sat back down.

At this time, the school bell finally rang, and I was able to escape from the tense atmosphere. I no longer had to be as frightened as a man having an extramarital affair.

There's no need to be so nervous at all. I just wanted to be merciful and make Xiaoqin hate me. It's all your fault, squad leader, that you got nervous first and then made me so twisted.

After one class, when Xiaoqin and Da Xiaoxiao went to the bathroom together, the monitor, who had been trying to avoid getting along with me recently, actually came over to look for me.

At that time, I was watching Niu Shili and the others practicing basketball from a distance on the playground, leaning against the old banyan tree to enjoy the shade.

The monitor walked straight towards me, with an angry expression on his face.

She was carrying the paper bag I gave her last class.

"Ye Lin, what do you mean by putting this thing together with your school uniform?"

Hey, have you found those experience coupons? Of course they are for you and Shu Zhe to use. Isn’t that too much? Don’t thank me, you got them for free anyway.

So I made a "it's a small thing, why bother" gesture.

"That's what I gave to you. You can use it when you have time."

The monitor's face suddenly turned red with anger.

"You, you actually let me use it."

"Yes." I was quite surprised why the monitor's reaction was so loud, "I don't have time to go to school on weekdays, so I can do it on weekends."

"You...have you always fantasized about letting me wear such shameless clothes?"

Hey, why did the squad leader say that Taekwondo training uniforms are shameless? Although the collar may be a bit big and the sleeves are relatively wide, as long as you wear underwear properly underneath, it won't be exposed so easily.

In addition, I have really imagined how the squad leader would look in his training uniform. He should be much more handsome than He Ling.

I guess I showed a bit of a lustful expression when I was talking about class monitor YY in my mind, which naturally made the monitor even angrier.

"You think I would be happy if you gave me a gift like this."

"Hey, it's not like you're unhappy. If you don't like using it, you can give it to Shu Zhe..."

"What, you still want my brother to wear it too."

Well, even if Shu Zhe puts on Taekwondo clothes, I don't think he will look powerful, but why are you staring at me so viciously, squad leader? I gave you the experience coupon out of kindness.

"Hey, squad leader, have you forgotten? It turns out that it was agreed that it is mainly for your brother. With your physical fitness, it doesn't matter if you don't use it..."

"I...what's wrong with my body? You're saying that compared to me, Xiaozhe is more suitable for using that kind of thing."

The squad leader had disbelief written all over his face, and his long black hair and the hand holding the paper bag were trembling.
Chapter completed!