【314】 Game Life
When we passed by the ice cream stand, Amy asked me to order two portions of DQ's banana splits, and each of us ate one portion at our seat.
For some reason, she prefers the taste of DQ to Haagen-Dazs. Maybe it’s because at her level, there is no difference in price between ice cream worth 30 yuan and ice cream worth 60 yuan. They are both equivalent to free. .
The saleswoman at the DQ counter, with a queen-like smile on her lips because her sales volume was relatively large today, looked down upon the Haagen-Dazs counter opposite with the look of a loser.
Behind the counter of Haagen-Dazs, there was no customer in front of the dull male salesman. He looked very uncomfortable. He was drawing something on the glass of the freezer with his finger.
Are you drawing small circles and cursing the customers who buy DQ ice cream?
That's enough for you. We're just selling ice cream. There's no need to fight to the death. Besides, you two face each other at the counter all day long. There's no need to make the relationship so tense. If you have time, you two can go have a meal after work. Let's make an appointment. Don't always use our customers as test subjects for curses.
Unconsciously, Amy and I walked to the game center on the same floor.
Amy glanced inside through the glass and said in surprise:
"Hey, Pooh is in there too."
I followed the sound, and sure enough I found Xiong Yaoyue sitting on the console of "Street Fighter 4", having a duel with a middle-aged man with long hair, earrings and an unshaven beard.
Amy grabbed my wrist and pulled me into the game center without any explanation. The cashier lady behind the counter noticed Amy coming over and excitedly saluted the little God of Wealth. Last time Amy sent her to buy ice cream. , tip her generously.
Before I could approach Xiong Yaoyue, the middle-aged man who was fighting her gave up. He stood up from the round stool and bowed his head to Xiong Yaoyue with conviction:
"You are so awesome, and you deserve your reputation. I haven't met a master like you for a long time. I thought that I couldn't do music, but I could still be good at fighting games... I didn't expect that there is a way out there."
Xiong Yaoyue was still wearing a short shirt and hot pants today, but the pattern on her chest was no longer Superman's "S" logo, but two large Chinese characters for "DESE".
Thank you for your courage to wear it. Although I have seen many men wearing this kind of cultural shirt recently, this is the first time I have seen it on a young girl like you.
Although Xiong Yaoyue has the word "Dese" written on her clothes, she doesn't have any success at all when facing a middle-aged man.
"Oh, uncle, you are too polite to say that~"
Xiong Yaoyue scratched the short hair on the back of her head and said with a smile.
"On the surface, my uncle seemed to have lost miserably. In fact, my uncle's attack was too sharp. When I was nervous, I performed beyond my level, and I was lucky enough to win."
What, other people are nervous and their performance will be affected, but when you are nervous, you will perform beyond your standard. What an incredible attribute, it is too wasteful to use it in playing games.
"Ms. Xiong, you are really good at comforting people..."
"Don't call me Miss Xiong, call me Yueyue." Xiong Yaoyue knocked on the machine and emphasized, "I didn't lie to you. If I lied to you, I wouldn't be able to get married."
The long-haired uncle smiled bitterly and said: "Miss Yueyue is beautiful and energetic, how can she not get married? It is true that an old man like me cannot find a wife..."
"Don't be discouraged." Xiong Yaoyue, who was full of energy, seemed to be very unwilling to see others downcast, "Uncle, if you continue to work on your music, you will definitely be successful. One of my classmates has been to the restaurant where you sang, and she was very happy. I admire you, she said your songs are sad and vicissitudes of life, very suitable for listening when you are in a bad mood...Eh."
The uncle had a slightly embarrassed expression on his face, but then he felt relieved again.
"Haha, I can't help it. I just like to follow this tune. Others feel bad after listening to my songs... I won't disturb you anymore. There are three restaurants to run to in the afternoon, so my brothers and I went to catch up."
When he turned around and walked over, he caught sight of Amy next to me.
Amy wore an extremely simple dress for her, with her two ponytails tied high with red silk ropes. Although she didn't wear sunglasses, there should be a certain gap between her image on the stage.
The long-haired man tugged at the stubble on his chin, with an incredulous look in his eyes. This look followed Amy for a long time, until he walked out of the game center and looked through the glass.
Damn it, is he a lolicon like Director Cao? It seems that even in a shopping mall, we can't let down our guard. If Amy is forcibly molested because of my poor care, then my brother will have to commit suicide to apologize.
However, speaking of it, the long-haired man's eyes are a bit sad, and he is not as obscene and fanatical as Director Cao. Could it be that he is not a lolicon? He said that he is a musician. Could it be that he recognized Amy, who has released records in the United States?
In that case, the sad eyes are easy to explain. Amy only relies on her outstanding appearance and sweet voice, and she can get the enthusiastic love of countless fans by randomly singing some songs that she doesn't like on stage. Instead, she concentrates on making music. Artists have to struggle for survival because they are not appreciated by the public. The fate of people is really different.
But whether you are sad or jealous, even if you are a hidden lolicon, I will protect my sister and don't do anything that will make me violently transform.
After warning the long-haired uncle in my heart, I saw that Amy was already playing with Xiong Yaoyue.
"Pooh, do you come here every week?"
Xiong Yaoyue was very happy because Amy didn't call her "Sister Xiong".
"Absolutely. When the weather is too hot, you can come in and use the air conditioner. You can play for a long time with just one coin. What a bargain."
The cashier lady looked at Xiong Yaoyue with disdain. The game hall has never particularly welcomed such high-level players.
Xiong Yaoyue waved her arm to me, "Ye Lin, Amy is indeed here with you. How about you, do you want to play a game with me?"
"If you don't take him, play with me first." Amy occupied the 2P position of "Street Fighter 4" and turned around and ordered me to buy game coins.
After I bought 50 game coins, Amy didn't want to take them with her because they were too heavy, so she let me hold them all and ask for them again if needed.
She traveled lightly today and didn't even bring a shoulder bag. She wanted to take it with her but there was nowhere to put it.
I thought that just looking at the two girls was boring, so I went to the side to play with the shooting machine. I gave 25 game coins to Xiong Yaoyue in advance and asked her to play with Amy.
"No problem." Xiong Yaoyue replied simply, "If it's your treat, it doesn't matter if I deliberately lose to Amy a few games, because I will never lose if I pay for it myself, but sometimes I will let it slip if someone else treats me. The undefeated bear sister'ah."
Don't mention your 29-character title, okay? And don't tell Amy face to face that you are going to let Amy off. Even though she is so small, she actually has a very strong self-esteem. Isn't she already frowning at you with dissatisfaction?
"Pooh, you don't have to let me go, I can easily pick up such a low-level game."
"Hey, is it possible that you are also a master? Even better than Ye Lin. Sister, I'm really looking forward to it."
"Of course, I don't even care about the level of a valet... whichever button you press will drop the bomb."
"..."
Putting down Xiong Yaoyue to "play with" Amy, I shot 50 balls in a row on the opposite shooting machine, trying to maintain a little touch, deceiving myself and saying to myself: My level will not drop because I rarely touch basketball recently.
The theme song of Fu Yanjie's advertisement seemed to ring in my ears: "Whether it's now?, or in the distant future?, let's protect each other's love today ~?"
The future is not far away. If I lose the bet at the basketball conference, I will have to drink Fuyanjie in front of the whole class.
"Ye Lin, Ye Lin, come here."
Xiong Yaoyue suddenly called me, and I went over to take a look. It turned out that they were playing boxing games again.
Every time you put in a coin, the lying target will slowly rise up. Once you punch it, you will know how powerful your punch is.
I thought Xiong Yaoyue wanted to know what my boxing power was and was eager to try, but Amy told me that she was just calling me to take a photo in front of the game console camera, so that I would become a real person on the game screen. Target, they will be more energetic when hitting it.
Damn, isn't this the same as the online flash game "Little Japan"? Why are you making it so funny? And Xiong Yaoyue and Amy, why are you laughing so sinisterly? You just want to show me on the screen Is your face deformed?
I couldn't resist them, so I stood in front of the camera and took a picture. Not to mention, I'm quite photogenic. People who don't know may think that the screen is a traditional bad guy built into the machine.
Amy raised her hand and said, "I'll go first."
Mou exerted enough strength and hit the boxing target.
"Pfft~" I could only dub her like this.
The target barely moved at all, and I only had a slightly deflated mouth on the screen. If I didn’t look carefully, it was the same as before. The scoreboard in the upper right corner showed a series of numbers: 18
Regardless of whether the unit is pounds or kilograms, the attack power is frighteningly low. The bite force of a polar bear can reach 1,800 pounds. This means that even if there are a hundred of you, the polar bear cannot open its mouth to eat you.
Calculated, it's only equivalent to 0.5 Gong Caicai. It's so shameful. She's still my sister. You're so weak. How can you protect yourself in the face of a lolicon? After all, you shouldn't leave your bodyguard and act alone.
Amy looked at this unprecedented low score with embarrassment and annoyance. Fortunately, Xiong Yaoyue came up from behind, with overwhelming power, and punched the target hard.
299 points. Although the unit is unknown, my face was completely swollen on the screen. It was as swollen as a pig's head. Amy screamed with joy. Is it worth being so happy that my brother was beaten?
In order to teach them both a lesson, I stepped forward and smashed the target that had just been raised.
550 points. It seems that the unit of force of this machine is "pound". That's right. The boxing magazine I used to read said that Tyson's left fist only has an impact force of 500 kilograms. If I hit 550 kilograms, what would happen? Isn't it outrageous?
Before I could take out my phone and use the unit converter to do some calculations, I found that on the screen, the bridge of my nose had completely collapsed and I had been beaten out of my human shape.
Chapter completed!