Regarding Aunt Ren being sent to a hotel for forced quarantine, the person who was most happy was actually Amy.

She called me immediately to share her joy with me.

"Hahahahahahahahaha, you deserve it. Whoever allowed her to be so cruel to me must be punished by God."

Amy was laughing so hard that she couldn't breathe, holding her stomach and rolling on the bed. I can still imagine her having fun through the phone.

"Hahahaha...and he is locked up with the servant's father?" Amy's laughter became more and more evil. "A man and a woman are alone in the same room. Maybe when they are released, Ren Hongli will already be there." She is pregnant with your little brother or sister, and I would like to see how she shows us the movements and how she arrogantly scolds us when she has a big belly."

"Have a sweet dream." I said, "Aunt Ren is not interested in my dad. Moreover, even if my dad becomes a beast after watching too many porn movies, he is still no match for Aunt Ren. Putting three of them together Even if they are tied together, they can't beat Aunt Ren."

"What do you mean three him?" Amy asked strangely, "You have three dads."

You only have three dads. This is a metaphor. Do you understand the metaphor? It seems that Amy’s Chinese Level 10 is watertight. She knows a lot of hot words on the Internet, but she may not know some old sayings.

"What I mean by that is that Aunt Ren can fight three against my dad, and she won't be out of breath afterward. Also, don't worry about it. Although Aunt Ren is trapped in the hotel, she won't I live in the same room as dad."

"Hey, where does she live?"

"Well... although dad lived in a standard room with two single beds, sometimes his old classmates would go there to talk at night... But after Aunt Ren knew that she could not escape the isolation, she immediately asked dad Kicked out."

"Dove occupying the magpie's nest? She is indeed a violent mother. She is so barbaric..."

"Hey, Amy, you use this idiom well..."

"Of course, but there is no need for the manservant to praise me and then tell me what happened next."

"Later, Aunt Ren broke up a couple who came to the hotel to celebrate their wedding anniversary. She lived with the woman and drove dad to the man's place..."

"Split it up and force them to divorce? Doesn't Ren Hongli despise the harmony of other people's families because her own marriage failed? It's simply too abominable."

"No, I didn't force them to divorce, I just asked them to live separately... Anyway, the couple had a quarrel on their wedding anniversary and were having conflicts. They didn't want to live together in the first place..."

"So that's it, it's really boring..."

When my father told me about this, he admitted that he had been a little cautious at the time, hoping that Aunt Ren would share a room with him, but that wish quickly disappeared like a soap bubble.

After being sent to the man's room, not only his ideas for compiling teaching materials were affected, but the other man kept complaining to him:

"Are you also kicked out by your wife? Then we brothers are both destitute people from the end of the world."

"Oh, they say marriage is the grave of love. Look at how good they are before they are married."

"I just said that there have been too many happy events in their family recently, and they didn't have time to rest for several weekends. They only went to attend the wedding ceremony... I didn't expect that she would be so upset all of a sudden."

"Hey, are you a teacher? Which university is better for my son to apply for?"

Damn it, my dad wanted to rush up and hit him because he drew the function curve wrong, but when he saw that the other person was a fat man weighing over 200 kilograms, he had no choice but to endure it.

The fat man snored loudly at night, and it was hard for his wife to endure it.

All in all, although Aunt Ren was trapped in the hotel with her father, they were not alone in the same room. However, because the roommates were husband and wife, the two still looked up without looking down.

It's just that every time they meet, Aunt Ren doesn't give her father a good look. It seems that it's his fault that she is trapped here and unable to escape.

However, she was not completely unable to participate in the filming activities. She commandeered her father's laptop, used remote video to talk to the director of Dongshan Film and Television City, and verbally directed the actors on set. Although it was awkward, it was better than being completely absent. many.

Aunt Ren's job was barely guaranteed, but dad's work on compiling textbooks was completely delayed. However, dad's old classmates were very reasonable and said that force majeure like bird flu was unavoidable, and it didn't matter if it took more time to compile textbooks.

In fact, the force majeure is not bird flu, right? Dad stays in the hotel every day, so even if he is locked down and quarantined, it won’t have much impact on him. The force majeure is obviously Aunt Ren. Aunt Ren rushed dad to the room of the fat man who was snoring, and even robbed him of it. Without the laptop, Aunt Ren is the main culprit for Dad's inability to complete his work.

No matter how hard Aunt Ren worked, without Wu Zhi's on-site guidance, the filming progress of the crew still declined. Thanks to her, Amy had some vacation time.

"Manservant, I'm going to the Henderson Mall on Sunday, so come and accompany me." She lowered her voice and said, "Remember to buy me a Coke. For some reason, Pentheus relaxed his guard as soon as he got close to the Henderson Mall. , maybe it has something to do with him being a gay..."

The "gay" in Henderson Mall is not the "gay" in gay people. Pentheus saw that you were too stressed and deliberately gave you a quota of Coke once a week. Are you going to Henderson Mall again tomorrow? Well, I have just been thinking about it recently. Wearing small underwear has deviated from brother's normal route, so let's spend another day with Amy.

After getting a positive answer, Amy hung up the phone and couldn't sleep. She actually asked her subordinates to find out Aunt Ren's room number and asked 005 to hold her nose and make harassing calls to Aunt Ren.

"Hello, is this Ms. Ren Honggui? The original owner of this guest room is cursing you in his sleep. We are cursed elves who are willing to help others. We were entrusted by him to inform you about this..."

Aunt Ren thought the call was from her father, so she threw the phone down and angrily came to her father's room. She saw a man nestled in the quilt, his hand was very close to the phone on the bedside table, and she couldn't help but kicked him through the quilt. Had a meal.

When my father came out of the bathroom, he was surprised to find that the fat man in the bed was unconscious. What was fatal was that the unconscious fat man was still snoring, and it was louder than usual.

Xiaoqin found out about her mother's quarantine relatively late. Maybe Aunt Ren called her daughter after she realized there was no hope of escaping from the hotel.

It's just asking Xiaoqin to take good care of herself and don't be stupid. She will ask her friends to help take care of (monitor) her daughter.

When Xiaoqin contacted me, judging by her tone, she didn't think this matter was very important.

"Actually, it's a pity not to have a room..."

Hey, it's very inappropriate for a woman to say this, but we men don't care about it...

"If we live in the same room, we can discuss our marriage and talk about it late into the night."

Sure enough, do you still only think about problems from your own perspective? Have you already accepted that they are a father-in-law and mother-in-law? Don't be naive. Before that, they were a mature man and woman with strong desires. Fortunately, they didn't live together. One room, otherwise, you'd better pray that they don't do other things late at night.

I ran the online store for a while before going to bed, and "Uncle Fireball" sent me a message asking me if the "White Rose" original underwear could be shipped tomorrow.

I thought about it, tomorrow is Sunday, and although I have worn it on Shu Zhe for about 72 hours, there is no need to go to his house to recycle the underwear, and Shu Zhe also promised to take his sister to buy sneakers.

So I apologized to Uncle Huoqiu and said that the model lady had some personal matters and the underwear would need to be worn for a while before delivery on Monday.

Uncle Huoqiu was not dissatisfied at all, and because he only spent 300 yuan and let the model wear it for four days, he felt that he had earned a profit and was very proud of himself.

Other shopping items on the shopping list are relatively ordinary, such as a vibrating egg for backcourt stimulation, a mace, a life-size cast of Maria Gao Shu, and an artificial male penis of President Obama of the United States (these items are already ordinary in my eyes). grade, how sad), I packed it and planned to have the courier pick it up at my door.

Early on Sunday morning, I took a cold shower, put on casual clothes, cheered up, and ran around Dongshan Lake three times.

The old man didn't come over to practice boxing. It seems that his back pain has not healed and he is recuperating at home. This means that I have to continue to carry eggs with me.

But it doesn't matter. I'm just going to the shopping mall with Amy to play. It's not a fight with anyone, so it shouldn't get to the point where the egg is broken.

Just like last week, Pentheus stood at the door of the shopping mall to make friends. I took Amy in the elevator to the 6th floor (she kept her eyes closed the whole time), and ordered some food in the dining area. Of course, I did not forget the most important thing. Heavy Coke.

Amy drank the last drop of Coke in the bottle and licked the mouth of the bottle greedily with her cat-like tongue. She raised her eyes and looked at me as if she had something to say.

Do you still want it? Although this rare look is very touching, even the younger sister cannot be too free of her own temper. Coke is not a healthy drink after all.

So I shook my head to indicate that I couldn’t drink more Coke, and lied to her that Pentheus had arranged for snipers on the rooftop opposite, if she dared to buy more than one bottle of Coke...

"Just beat the Coke seller to death," Amy said extremely seriously.

"What's the matter with the Coke seller? He's just punching through the Coke bottle in your hand. Then all the Coke will be spilled on the floor. You don't want to lick such a dirty floor, do you?"

"Hmph, don't look down on others, I only lick what spills on myself."
Chapter completed!