"Classmate Ye Lin, do you dislike me? Or are you deliberately ignoring me and putting me in play?"

Damn it, you’ve only read ten pages and you’ve learned how to place the word PLAY! After another ten pages, you can be crowned king in the field of pornographic jokes!

"If I do this kind of thing in class... I will be seen, right? I will be seen, right? Has it already been seen by my classmates with good eyesight?"

I was startled and rushed to look in the direction of the squad leader. Fortunately, the squad leader was taking notes seriously and did not look at Xiao Qin.

"Classmate Ye Lin, although I am shy, I will always cooperate with your hobbies... I only have one request..."

"...Can you just play with me and not the other students in the class?"

It's close to a sob tone.

"Stop talking, I'm so embarrassed for you!"

I finally realized I had to stop her as soon as possible.

"Well, classmate Ye Lin is right. For a girl like me who wants nothing, trying to satisfy all of classmate Ye Lin's perverted desires with one person is really overestimating one's capabilities and makes people laugh...

…”

Why do you make it sound like my perverted desires are powerful?

"But I don't want classmate Ye Lin to become a criminal!"

"If it's not enough to just play with me and you have to reach out to other students, someone will definitely call the police!"

No, there is no need to dispatch the police. If I really did this to my female classmates, the monitor would directly lynch me.

The get out of class bell rang.

Xiaoqin hurriedly pulled back her zipper.

"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm sorry, I'm not mentally prepared to let you play with me when people are coming and going. Please let me go home tonight and think more about it."

He looked very sorry for me.

"Also, can you lend me that comic book that classmate Ye Lin likes so much when I go home to study it?"

"no!"

I sternly refused. If people knew that I lent H comics to my female classmates, how would they guess my intentions?

"Yes, but I won't trouble classmate Ye Lin! If there is something I don't understand, I will ask others for help!"

"Ah? Who are you going to ask for advice?"

"The other girls in the class... they have been girls longer than me, so they should know more than me... By the way! The monitor seems to be very knowledgeable -"

"No! You are not allowed to ask them for advice! Especially not to the monitor!"

"No?"

Xiaoqin lowered her head in disappointment.

"Then...although I'm a little embarrassed, I have to wait until my mother is not too busy and ask her."

Don’t ask Aunt Ren! If Aunt Ren knew that I lent H comics to her daughter, she would kick me in half with the same volley kick she used to win the international Sanda championship!

I decided to skip the other two classes in the afternoon and go home directly with this H-comic.

Although I might get asked a few more questions by my dad, it's better than dying from a flying kick or a shotgun bullet.

Just do it.

Let's leave quickly while Xiaoqin is still uneasy because of the collapse of her worldview. If you don't leave now, you might not be able to leave in a while.

I grabbed my schoolbag and walked outside. I didn't hear what Xiaoqin said behind me.

Although the back door of the classroom is very close, it also happens to be where monitor Shusha sits.

"What are you going to do?"

The class monitor was sitting and discussing things with the chemistry class representative. He saw me carrying a shoulder bag and looking like I wanted to skip school. There was no way I could pretend not to see it.

"I have a toothache and I have to leave early to see the dentist!"

Just told a lie.

"Bear it! If a man can't even bear a toothache, how can he be successful in the future?"

While Shusha handed a stack of bound lecture notes to the class representative, she turned sideways and sat like a female president giving orders.

Why do you sound like you're lecturing your brother? You're not my sister!

"I can't bear it anymore, I have to leave!"

As I said that, I was about to break through the door.

Shusha's face darkened, and she actually stretched out a leg to trip me up.

A very long leg was blocked in front of me at a 45-degree angle. If I didn't pay attention, I would really trip over it and chew on the mud.

You dare to trip! If you trip and fall on your face, you might have to go to the dentist!

Fortunately, brother, I had practiced before. I jumped up, jumped over the squad leader's long legs, and landed safely.

The monitor was so angry that he bit his lip.

After landing, I bumped into my head teacher, Teacher Yu.

Anyone who looked at me like this would know that I was going to skip school, but as soon as Mr. Yu, who was afraid of trouble, saw me, his eyes were evasive, as if I was going to punch him at any time.

When will you be as tough as Shusha?

Although it would be fine for me to just leave like this, I always feel that as a teacher, I should save some face for him.

Maybe it’s because my father was also a teacher before.

So I bent slightly towards the teacher.

"Teacher, I have a toothache. I want to take time off to see the dentist this afternoon."

Teacher Yu had a flattered expression on his face when he heard me talking to him so politely.

"Don't listen to his nonsense!" Shusha stood up from the chair, "He obviously wants to find an excuse to skip school!"

"Huh? My teeth are not your teeth, why are you so sure?"

"You ate a lot and fast in the cafeteria at noon. It can't be a toothache!"

Shusha always makes arguments with others and is very convincing.

"Huh? Why are you watching me eat when you have nothing to do? I have to eat quickly because it hurts!"

"lie!"

"You are unreasonable!"

"It's worthless!"

"Ah? What does my success have to do with you?"

Teacher Yu was sandwiched between the two of us, and I didn’t know what to do for a while.

"I, I said, you two, please stop arguing first and listen to what the teacher has to say."

He managed to pretend to be a bit dignified as a teacher.

Shusha shut up first, befitting her status as a class leader, suppressed her anger on her face, and stared at me fiercely.

I hugged my chest with both hands, acting like a gangster saying "Who knows you?"

"Well, classmate Shusha, this is your fault..."

Teacher Yu said carefully.

Shusha had an expression of disbelief on her face, not believing that Teacher Yu would actually speak for a bad student like me.

"Teacher, he..."

Teacher Yu stretched out his hands to signal Shusha to stop talking.

"They say, 'Toothache is not a disease, it hurts really bad.' If student Ye Lin has a toothache, even if he reluctantly stays to attend the class, he won't be able to learn anything, right?"

"Yeah yeah!"

I kept echoing.

This is definitely not how I usually look. Now I look a bit like the kind of person who usually follows behind the teacher, making small reports and flattering others at the same time.

The main reason for acting like this is to anger Shusha.

Teacher Yu was very satisfied with my reaction. I saw that he wanted to pat my head with joy.

Of course, I didn’t dare to take a photo, for fear that I would beat him up.

"Ye Lin didn't leave early for no reason. He also asked me, the class teacher, for leave. There is no problem with the procedure."

Shusha was shaking with anger.

"So, student Shusha, can you just let classmate Ye Lin go?"

The tone of the discussion was as if Shusha was the real class teacher.
To be continued...